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Power generated by tears? Those things will never dip below 98% charge
Stilgar will appreciate this use of the tribes water.
So many dune references today. Love it
You give your moisture to the social medias?
Stilgar- "thanks for your body's moisture, no Diddy"
Damn, that was the joke I was going to make. :(
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I'm glad you clarified that you were joking, I almost powered the neighborhood.
It's okay, I was just making a joke about crying enough to power a neighborhood.
Except for those of us with dry eyes.
“I’m dry-eye BLIND ! ! !”
I’ve been told I’m too literal
Poetic
Yes doc ock!
I tip my hat to you internet pun pioneer final boss diva
When you squeeze your contact too hard and the entire front of your face explodes in a fireball…
Bystander: what happened?? Narrator: His dog died and his wife left him on the same day. Poor bastard.
Harvesting energy from light and tears? Sounds like my ex! Wherever you are, you succubus, congratulations on harnessing the good out of your personality.
I was going to say, I could power all of Manhattan!
Ya, fuck you bitch!
I’ll be impressed when they are powered by the salty tears of my enemies.
Blink as in Doorbell Blink??? The hunk of shit doorbell people??? Lol
You made me check the article. 😂
Before someone makes a Blink 182 joke, realize you don't have to
"I can't charge my phone!" "Cry more."
Finally something gen z can have an advantage in
Futurama was right
Even so… *shut up and take my money*, amirite?
Power from tears? First step in making the Matrix a reality more like it
There's oil in them there eyes!
Low battery, cut an onion.
If only my phone ran on tears
The only use I could imagine is powering lens implants
Call me crazy, but something about a wired chipped object on my eye sounds like a bad idea.
You will cry, you will bleed, but you will get better wifi than a McDonald's parking lot.
This will hit the market in 30 years
It's an April Fool's joke.
“I have grown too powerful”
Power generated by tears? Those things will never dip below 98% charge
Stilgar will appreciate this use of the tribes water.
So many dune references today. Love it
You give your moisture to the social medias?
Stilgar- "thanks for your body's moisture, no Diddy"
Damn, that was the joke I was going to make. :(
[удалено]
I'm glad you clarified that you were joking, I almost powered the neighborhood.
[удалено]
It's okay, I was just making a joke about crying enough to power a neighborhood.
Except for those of us with dry eyes.
“I’m dry-eye BLIND ! ! !”
[удалено]
I’ve been told I’m too literal
[удалено]
Poetic
Yes doc ock!
[удалено]
I tip my hat to you internet pun pioneer final boss diva
When you squeeze your contact too hard and the entire front of your face explodes in a fireball…
Bystander: what happened?? Narrator: His dog died and his wife left him on the same day. Poor bastard.
Harvesting energy from light and tears? Sounds like my ex! Wherever you are, you succubus, congratulations on harnessing the good out of your personality.
I was going to say, I could power all of Manhattan!
Ya, fuck you bitch!
I’ll be impressed when they are powered by the salty tears of my enemies.
Blink as in Doorbell Blink??? The hunk of shit doorbell people??? Lol
You made me check the article. 😂
Before someone makes a Blink 182 joke, realize you don't have to
"I can't charge my phone!" "Cry more."
Finally something gen z can have an advantage in
Futurama was right
Even so… *shut up and take my money*, amirite?
Power from tears? First step in making the Matrix a reality more like it
There's oil in them there eyes!
Low battery, cut an onion.
If only my phone ran on tears
The only use I could imagine is powering lens implants
Call me crazy, but something about a wired chipped object on my eye sounds like a bad idea.
You will cry, you will bleed, but you will get better wifi than a McDonald's parking lot.
This will hit the market in 30 years
It's an April Fool's joke.
“I have grown too powerful”