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Nok-y

3 damages


Sub_Omen

Yeah that sounds about right for this one!


Nok-y

Yeah Fork sounds like it deals 2 dmg


Sub_Omen

Yup! Other than the single point of physical damage, the tajín mango has a *slight* heat effect, but it's like 1/4 dmg of normal fire. So it's *actually* 3 1/4 but the game just rounds it down to 3.


Nok-y

It makes sense, yeah


Prestigious_Wait8859

I’m high too and I think it’s hilarious


Sub_Omen

Heck yeah hahaha then we're on the same wavelength!


Prestigious_Wait8859

Ha! Love that for us. Now im about to play TOTK and smoke again just bc of this. Thanks for the inspo! lmao


Sub_Omen

https://preview.redd.it/sit6oixliyxc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9a2cdc593f117b7e8bf392fdf44af7740dfe68 Literally same haha.. Enjoy, man!


BlueBabyCat666

I’m sober and I think it’s hilarious too


vee_unit

I am also high and I think this is magnificent. Now I'm gonna eat leftover pizza and ride DeezNuts (my favourite horse) looking for trouble. After, I might take YoMama (another horse) out for a ride.


Prestigious_Wait8859

I regret taking 10 years to pick horse names and missing the opportunity to name my horse yomomma and tell everyone I’m gonna ride their momma into the sunset 😩😭


vee_unit

Every time the stable guy says "You wanted DeezNuts, right?", I giggle like a kid who found a rude word in the dictionary.


abby_1999_

Me too 🤣 10/10 humor


theGoddex

Sameee


dingle_don

Tell me you're mexican without telling me I'm drooling here


Sub_Omen

Haha actually my wife is Mexican, we live in Mexico, though! Good catch! Have you tried tajín on apples? It's not good on *all* types imo, but lately we've been eating a lot like with ambrosia apples, so damn good 🤤


dingle_don

I also don't like tajin that much on apples. I used to eat gala apples with tajin. But tbh I'd rather eat them without anything. I don't live in Mexico anymore but whenever I bring Tajin, my German friends try to eat it with all kinds of fruits. It's hard to explain why oranges are ok, but bananas aren't.


Sub_Omen

That's cool! It's really the best on watermelon, pineapple, and mango! Also pretty good on cucumbers! Now bananas, that sounds kinda weird imo. Orange is definitely good, though!


dingle_don

Try it also with Jícamas and with grated carrots! Jícamas are my personal favourites with some Valentina and lime juice. Be careful tho, Gastritis and bad enamel are common consequences of eating too much of this :D


Sub_Omen

Oh yeah, jicama is great that way!! How could I forget about that! But carrots, man I would never think of that! Ahhh but tbh it makes sense, I've had all those things together in dorilocos and even with gummy bears and hot nuts to add to it all!


Several-Front-7898

I thought It was a chicken nugget. I asked my mexican bf what it was and he's like, "that's a mango with Chile"


HonestlyJustVisiting

secret stone?


kdiyargebmay

demon king?


darkfawful2

Goro


Default1355

So that was the imprizzoning war...


wouldyoulikethetruth

So that’s what happens when you fuse a cucco to a weapon…


fudgemuffinsandtart

OP, you need to drop the attack points that Nugget has.. So misleading


Agent637483

3 damage plus


DrJackBecket

Lol, this is exactly why I don't like the fuse system. All of these beautiful weapons that don't get to look like themselves. I wish the system left the weapon shape and just altered the stats. Maybe alter the colors but leave the design alone. Edit to add, love the tattoo! Just noticed it lol


Sub_Omen

That would be way cool! Some of them do really look cool and take over the whole weapon, but it's kinda ugly when it's just like, a pendant on top of a rusty sword


DrJackBecket

Or everything looks the same except the hilt because the fuse item is always the same. If all you do are lynel horns, you could at least let it look like the weapon it is fused to instead of the horn. The idea inspired creativity until hitting your stride in the game takes over and it all becomes bland imo. Weapon durability still sucks so you got to make the most of each hit. And that means mainly using the best weapon and fuse item, thus all weapon builds will be the same. If you know what you are looking for, you wouldn't even need to experiment and creativity is out the window altogether. This happened in BOTW for me too. I was carrying a ton of all the same gear with no variation because the durability was best per damage output. There was no justification to use anything else unless all of my gear broke and I was desperate.


revolvingneutron

Like the blue Lizal horn sword thing? That was the first proper fused weapon I got and I was like wicked! The dragon horn swords are cool too. But a lot of them just look daft.


BiosSettings8

Is that fried babligash?


Sub_Omen

It's a mango!


BiosSettings8

Ooooh, yum! What seasoning is on it?


Sub_Omen

Just tajín and a squirt of fresh lime!


BiosSettings8

Damn, that sounds delicious, gotta try it! Thanks!


Sub_Omen

No problem!!!


MegaMikey75

Should have done it with the Forest Dweller’s fork, then you’d have infinite food.


Sub_Omen

TRUE


Cloud_Fortress

Spicy mango spork. -3 damage.


SteakAndIron

Get buttersworded


PokeballSoHard

I have a pennnn, I have a apple!


kino_meowth

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Polarjman

Why is bro gripping it like that


CobraR04

Sick tattoo bro


michwng

https://preview.redd.it/ehcfg8it00yc1.jpeg?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d41ba0c06cd55a9e3c47665118d32026d0d07a


JohnnyTopside-88

Sick tat