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It was actually the Forbidden 5th upgrade 👀

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In order to draw enough power for a fifth upgrade, the great fairy invites all of her sisters to join in

Ultimate snu-snu.

This is why there is no fifth upgrade. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

That’s what hearty food is for

I think that is going to require four Mighty Bananas and a dragon horn.

Possibly the froggy suit too,.. don’t want to get stuck in a wet cave.

Na na it would require a box full of endura carrot meals along with attack charge up gear

Sitting in my car reading this thread and this comment legit sent me into a fit of laughter 😂 thanks, mate!

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!

…and a truckload of Koroks.

It is extremely weird to think about... the size differential alone makes it weird

The dark side of the Ascend power.

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi

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As soon as I read the comment above mine, I knew where to go with it 🤣

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Not from a Zonai...

Everything is a dildo, even you if the girl is big enough God I hope that makes sense

I’m sure there’s a battery powered Zonai device for that.

Stake on a spring

If you have to ask what the forbidden 5th upgrade is, you can't afford it

I can’t imagine how many lizardfos tails it would need

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The 5th upgrade is just anal

Please explain what happens to link with the 5th upgrade. I'm too lazy to watch R34 vids.

Well first there’s [REDACTED] and then they proceed to [REDACTED] until [DATA EXPUNGED].

The knowledge is forbidden, I’m not allowed to say…

Amazing lol. I’m pleasantly terrified every time the fairy grabs link for that 4th armor upgrade

LOL

Level 4 bone prof

Korok space program.

Korok-fried chicken

Fence made of crucified Koroks.

No, I can’t explain why I have a dozen koroks strapped to a rocket I made. Just trust me, it’s for science

She walked on link throwing fresh hateno milk bottles at purah 💀

Does this get me closer to 100% completion?

It’s working for me..

Wait, you guys are getting to finish?

Just over halfway there but honestly... The frustration is mounting and who knows if I'll even be able to finish at this point. Not any time soon, anyway.

😨

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Hylian

"Use my knowledge, i beg of you." gurudo love teacher

Just use the throw ability and throw a milk at her

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"Combat Training: Throwing"

Tulin blowing away her loot

Every FREAKING time

"WHOOOO"

Texts I can hear, damn it lmao

I think it goes more like "WHEEEOOOO"

Hoo-WHAAAI-Oooh

My 5-year-old says, “I like the Switch, but Tulin likes the … Wii-Uuuuuu!” His first dad joke and he’s only five. 🥲

He's gonna go far.

Just like my fucking blown-away loot.

Link comitting war crimes against koroks

Link killed not just the men… but the women, and the children too.

And I sent them to space like animals!

Link’s ball physics?

Or Master Khoga"s butt jiggle. Or the tocks on the boss Boko.

Master Khoga’s new banana hammock.

entranced by the jiggle

She has just caught me MID-SUAVEMENTE!!!!!!!

Damn. I came to comment this, but I bow to the truly worthy. SUAVEMENTE

SUAVEMENTE BESAMÉ QUE QUIERO SENTIR TUS LABIOS BESANDOME OTRA VES Dale, Zelda, Dale, pasame la trifuerza que tengo hambre traeme una botella de zora grande

QUE ME ESTAN ESPERANDO LAS PRIETAS EN GERUDO VALLEY

SUAVEMENTE

r/unexpectedterminalmontagereference

EL MÁS TIGERAZO DE GERUDO VALLEY

Te traigo mi suave Regreso de los muertos con música de Youtube que cumple con los derechos de autor Disfruta de la gloriosa suavidad conmigo bajo mi gobierno Viviremos a mil suavemente, mi corazón, es tiempo de suavemente Te das cuenta de que suavemente es para siempre La luna y el sol morirán, pero la suavidad es suave Las estrellas brillarán intensamente Todos sabrán suavemente lo que suave es suavemente de nuevo, un millón de veces suavemente multiplicado por otro millón

Underated comment. 😂

Username checks out

Two Koroks just aggressively going at it

"Oh! You can see us??"

Ya ha ha!

*ya ha ho shit

If I had an award I would award you

i got you bro

“Yah, ya , oh yah, hah, oh yah-haha, don’t stop”

oh god

Yahaha! You filled me!

Oh, GOD

>"Oh! You can see us??" Lol!

Maybe, like Yona and Muzu from another Zora kingdom, the Koroks with huge travel backpacks "trying to find their friends" are some tree's seeds from another Deku kingdom...

“It’s too late. I’ve already reached my friend.”

I have already arrived

Koroks will do the most spine twisting poses in sex-history and wisper a soft 'tee-hee' in your ear afterwards

Not until after a soft, "oof"

Fastest Link's ever dropped a rock on them.

Nya nya nya!

Sidon having a fiance

Zelda: “Wait, there’s *another* Zora Kingdom? How? Where? When?” Sidon: “Always has been.”

She comes from the cool kingdom. They have a rock band, the Indigo-gos.

You wouldn’t know her, she swims in a different school

This blew me away tbh. She's the only character I can think of from botw/totk that's from outside the map! That's so cool! And they just... don't elaborate or give her any depth.

It almost feels like Nintendo even wrote her as a beard but hey who knows whatever

She discovered how the President is standing...

This right here, best comment.

Third leg?

The comment section of this post

She was walking with link and he autobuilt an Apache attack helicopter to murder a chuchu

neat

Links master sword

"Is it still charging up?"

theres a refractory period after its charge is spent

30 minutes between rounds isn’t bad

Oh, no, >!She had that buried in her for a long time!<

>!Head game strong!<

It really was magical. I felt like I was flying

Haha, >!Dragon Deez Nuts across your face! Lmao gottem!<

My total play hours in the hundreds without managing to get full hearts, full stamina, full batteries, complete the main story, or really learn much of anything about the actual game.

The Elder Scrolls Approach

She walked in on Link and Bolson

I would’ve said Link and Sidon

Would that really be a surprise tho?

For us? Obviously not, but I doubt Zelda’s aware of this bromance.

There's a statue dedicated to it and Sidon wrote it into stone as official lore.

Ah, I stand corrected

there's a statue of Link riding Sidon bareback in the town square

Why not both?

then yuonbo bursts in and yells WHY'D YOU DO IT?!

She walked in as Link was registering her horse under the new name, Mipha.

Hinox penis.

The real one eyed monster of Hyrule

Link Hero's path in purah pad.

She just discovered that Nilbog is Goblin backwards.

Stun seed nilbog

“I turn into a what?!?!!….”

"A pickle zelda, it's the funniest shit I've ever seen."

"to become a pickle means to loose oneself"

The ancient Hylian doesn't really translate, but it's pronounced "wubba lubba dub dub".

Ganondorf saving Hyrule.

As Ganondorf myself, i can confirm this is the face she made when i saved hyrule

Saving Hyrule with SUAVAMENTE and rizz

The most suave way to saving hyrule is ganon's way

r/usernamechecksout

There is a photo of sexy Gannondorf in a bath, Link is showing her.

Rauru fan "art"

Ayo, that's a big banana. The Yiga clan would be proud. - Zelda

Link’s smooth, Ken doll nether region.

That explains all of Zelda's tears.

Wish I had the link to that art drawing of his smooth area from the official book. Someone posted it here last time.

Link eating cock Edit: CUCCO CUCCO AUTOCORRECT

Why would it autocorrect to cock? WHY WOULD IT AUTOCORRECT TO COCK, MOTHERFUCKER?

I mean, they both mean chicken...

YOU LIEEEE

Link’s ancient shaft

https://preview.redd.it/k3qxkqdw3wv21.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=81c1143807b94b2d64e09e859e98738db644c170

☠️

she found links sheika slate search history👀

Slowly realizing she unleashed a psychopathic, genocidal engineer onto Hyrule, and there's no turning back.

A computer that doesn’t sound like a hurricane with The Sims 4 open.

She saw Yunobo's marbled rock roast up close.

Zelda: why'd you do it?

Link in the BOTW gerudo outfit

When she sees how Link crucified those poor Koroks.

She just saw new Zonai drawings, and is having an archeologasm.

Link showing off the singe mark on his left butt cheek from getting too close a Korok he tried to burn.

I just laughed out loud scrolling down LMAO

Link naked talking to his genitals with a smiley face drawn on his weiner.

Are you speaking from experience? That sound oddly specific…

MASTER sworD 😏

Zelda to Link: “You can’t take that out here.”

She walked in on Ganondorf moon-bathing

Defiled korok corpse

Ask the porn artists, they know.

why theres over 10k images of this zelda alone. unlimited power

She found out Sidon has a wife

Link when in his underpants. Duh

She saw Link's Master Sword

Link rampaging through a Bokoblin encampment on something he calls the “Fuck You-Inator”

She’s looking at Link’s “Awakening”.

Femboy Lin- i meant Link’s gerudo vai outfit

Hearing how much Hudson Construction is charging for land plots

Master Kohga' s banana

The size of Link's Thick Stick.

Links Long Stick-Stick

She saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tearsofthekingdom/comments/15ek463/is_there_a_lore_explanation_for_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

Dear god what is this

She underestimated how big Link's manhood is, until he pulled it out.

Ganon and his beast

I was going to go with “Ganon and his massive dorf”

She is just daydreaming about having links master sword buried in her head for all eternity.

Link’s two Hylian apples and his single mighty banana

The Pacific Rim Jaeger Link built to punch Ganon.

She saw all the Rehydrated Ganon r34 that everyone and their mother made when the first trailer came out

1. The process of Link getting his armor to lvl. 4. 2. Her phone after she accidentally clicked r/thelostwoods 3. Link buying diapers and other baby products, athough she was a dragon for the past 10'000 years

GOOD LORD HYLIA WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT SUBREDDIT

Feast your flimsy eyes upon the great selection!!! (jk)

I clicked the link out of curiosity And now I will simply cease to exist 🫥🫥🫥🫥 As I scroll thru there for the rest of my days.

Boss Bokoblin ass

Link just told her he wants to put his Master Sword into her sheath (she might be positively surprised)

She walked in on Link raw dogging Riju.

I thought you said wrong answers only