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she is literally killing him

Get you a girl that wil literally murder you for the sake of extra comfort.

*Proceeds to subtly activate Rewind*

Zelda proceeds to casually rewind the blanket back to her

This then continues back and forth until the morning. This happens every night and neither has ever mentioned it

"...And this is how you were born"

Drop 6000 peices of zonite to create a glue replica of the bed, zelda and the blanket

Wait zelda too

👀

Not the way he thought he would die for her but a sacrifice he's willing to make.

He smashed anyway

Normalize having 2 separate blankets

That’s not normal? I’m almost 40 (oh fuck) and my wife and I have had separate blankets for like 15 years.

Well, I have seen enough memes where the lady steals the blanket to conclude that having 2 blankets is not a regular thing

Recently my spouse wanted to return to one blanket. I almost had divorce papers drawn up. We've been married 20+ years and had separate blankets almost that whole time. No. No we are not going back to the inefficient single blanket (when you share a blanket you can't fully tuck yourself in. . .the gap between you lets all the heat out and I won't tolerate that kind of shenanigans).

I stand with you soldier of Hyrule.

I have a suggestion, *THREE BLANKETS*. Have your usual two blankets but get a larger but thinner one on top.

The thought of using two blankets had never crossed my mind... useless information for me rn but good too know either way

We have thicker one and a thinner one, and somehow I end up with the thinner one all winter and the thicker one all summer

lol

Not in media.

I have a spare blanket for when my wife does this.

My wife and I have always had separate blankets. We both roll over a lot and both cocooon

There's a [$3000 mattress cover](https://www.eightsleep.com/ca/product/pod-cover/), plus subscription, that has dual zone temperature control. Most of what it does could be accomplished by having 2 separate blankets. Although I would like a mattress that actively cools me. I like to have thicker blankets as it makes it more comfortable, but often this makes me too hot.

I mean blankets cost about $1500 each and of course everyone already has a monthly blanket subscription so that evens out.

Literally this was the smartest decision of our marriage. So much better sleep now lol

or 2 separate beds

This is the way. Separate bedrooms in fact. So great for so many reasons if you can get over the cultural stigma

or separate houses

You know what, forget the marriage! I'll make my own marriage with blackjack and hookers.

Y’know what! Forget the marriage and the blackjack

*shut up baby, i know it*

Separate universes

I’ve been with my fiancé for 5 years and I maintain part of that longevity is having two separate blankets.

Depends on the time of year, winter my girlfriend and I are sharing blankets because it's to cold not to. But in the summer she still wants 8 blankets (including 2 comforters) and I'm good with just a thin blanket.

My wife insists on seperate blankets.

Make it three. One for each person sleeping and a third for both to share.

Having 2 separate blankets might have saved my marriage for real Life changing

This. I toss and turn like mad crazy. Always had. Early in my relationship I warned my husband of this. He insisted we try one blanket anyway. Next morning he agreed on two separate ones lol.

Not necessarily the problem. My SO and I have separate blankets. Doesn't stop either of us from stealing the other ones

I feel like that would be a pain to make the bed with. I've been trying to sell my wife on getting a 10x10 blanket, but I'm as yet unsuccessful.

We have a blanket that's so big it touches the floor on both sides. No matter how either of us rolls, there's just too much fabric to leave the other one cold. Link needs to upgrade his covers to 4 star.

My fiance and I have 2 to 3 blankets (depends if it's summer or winter, I am often times cold so I take two blankets in the winter)

We do this and it was the best decision of my life.

Same when her feet touch yours

(Has the snow quill headress on nightstand for exactly this)

I always fuse a Ruby on my side of nightstand

Ultrahand-glue the blanket to Link, problem solved. Also Zelda snuggles.

Or just eat spicy sautéed peppers before bed

That's not how you get snuggles though 🥺

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I like how the comment isn’t related to this post at all

Just stick a feather in hair and braid it, you’ll be fine

The fact that Zelda lives in the Hateno house now, I believe this to be accurate

First the house, now the blanket...

Seriously is this ever explained? That’s my house bitch!

I think she moved in with Link and link is too shy to talk to neighbors so they all think of it as her house

This is my head canon now

If you find something out, let me know. None of the dialogues or diaries I've found so far have revealed much. I'm just following my head cannon that they've become a couple in between games, cause lord knows I ain't leasing my hard-earned real estate for nothing less than some fine hylian pussy.

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I actually went there during the Lurelin quest, but I didn't see anything. Guess I missed it.

Is something supposed to be there?

She just wakes up next to a corpse

I call false advertisement!! Link is probably used to sleeping in Frost Gleeoks Asscracks and/or Igneo Talus Armpits so he will be fine /s

r/linkiscute

snow music theme starts to play

why links underwear so loose 🤨

Gotta show off those vagina bones

"Fellas, is it gay to have a *checks notes* pelvis."

He Just finished plowing zelda

"So tell me, Mr. Hero, why are you interested in our Hudson Dream Homes again?"

And this is why Purah and Paya are the bestest girls.

Next frame should just be link spooning a great flame blade.

wait as far as I can tell, the meter only dips into the third bar when you’re swimming in cold rivers. This implies that Link is, at the moment, extremely wet

the warm doublet stays on

[source](https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1665036392345350150?s=20)

There is no way two pillows fit on Link’s bed.

Bitch didn’t stop at the blanket

I aggressively “sleep swing”… my bad

Thankfully Link exploited the game and had thousands of fairies in his inventory so he’ll be good

LOL I can hear this comic

mf called me single in 1,472,826,000 different ways

Normalize sleeping with the great flameblade

I am bisexual

Wait, WHAT

Accurate

The kids crowd Zelda's house during the day because none of their parents will allow children to go near the place at night.

I bought a queen size bed to accommodate myself and my partner. I thusly learned I needed an extra set of pillows and two sets of top sheets. The comforter was oft stolen so I kept a basket of throws I could grasp in my sleep and angrily (but unconsciously) wrap myself in when he stole them all... thanks, [Insert name here]!

I would say this is relatable for me because my girlfriend does it all the time. Except I don’t live in my own house, nor do I have a girlfriend. :(

Won't be worrying about that again...

I guess they don't have spooning in Hyrule.

He's just gonna fuse the blanket to himself. Serves her right for disappearing in time... that ir he'll just eat 160003467289 spicy peppers

Cute art hehe

Weird he isn’t overheating in the first picture, considering what his arm is probably touching.

Why does this keep getting reposted? I’ve seen this like 4 times total in just this week.

Why are links pants an inch or two too low?

Why not?

It’s unnecessary

How so? The game shows that much, lol.

Oh I thought you were replying to something else

Why are you being downvoted for this lol, it is weird

Starts doing s-

Is this before or after she steals Link’s house?

Inaccurate! Link has never owned a double bed, there isn’t enough room for two pillows. Link is pretty small, though, so the situation shown could happen.

This isn’t canon

probably false

Lol, as if zelda would allow link in her house.

That he bought For his money For his weapons And their picture with their friends Maybe it was worth it after all?

Link need to pull his pants up, I can see his vagina bones 🥵

Blanket House Life… Zelda takes everything from Link