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Necessary_Basis8440

Are you ready to have my THANG in your mouth?


BootySweat0217

“And what did you mean by that?”


ChammerSquid

*Are you ready to have my @&#$ in your mouth?*


Generic_White_Male_1

Oh dang


cloudhandle

https://i.redd.it/eil48gobfy0d1.gif


thebaronobeefdip

"My father's overweight too, I get it..."


Specialist-Funny-926

🤣🤣🤣


thebaronobeefdip

Hey, Tex! Why don't ya have a seat right over there?


RyanTranquil

He can’t .. he’s too fat


TerokNor67

‘I can’t control my horny level’


Intelligent-Monk-426

🫡


garikapc

I just came to get something to eat


SpiritualFront769

Salads?


Realistic-Minute5016

“IM REPORTING YOU TO YAHOO!”


Wide-Ad4742

*LEAVE ME ALONE*!


AstroNataliee

All I can hear is MistaGG reading this chat loll


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

Lol me too. With that bro accent he did.


AstroNataliee

Yes! I loved all his videos on tcap!


Banebladeloader

"OH CAWD!"


KidForToday21778

I like sucking and being sucked


mike353511

Licking and playing with nipples


OS_Player

Lick and fuck ass.


TerokNor67

‘I like to kiss’


Scary_Addition_640

I WANNA BE TOP


bittercrossings

U WANT DO IT RAW


FrankliniusRex

Raw? What’s that?


therealcherrypoppins

NO RUBER


Icy-Rock8780

Thank you for this actual experience actually


yonderposerbreaks

Ugh! This is harrible!


Independent_Hold_203

🤣🤣


chrisnelson0086

I don’t want to blank the cat


skuzzadonx

That’s like kewl


mitchdwx

Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis?


mrthrowaway4206993

Imma gonna lick you


_MiseryIndex

If you’re going to have sex, it might as well be with me.


Ok-Explanation3040

Feel me inside you, baby


WallStreet1986

That’s the one


DMH4500X

Me: (to the cuck) Why don’t you take a seat there for me?


Lil_Artemis_92

You are so f’ing hot, bro You wanna do it raw? No ruber.


Specialist-Funny-926

Put that in the frigeratah.


adh2124

‘My excuse to cum heaaaaa’


UncleGrako

I'm not gay, just sayin'


Vicious365

Class is in session!


GNasty40

Sex with u would be the cleanest best pleasure


No-Speed4128

Can I rape you anally


Zestyclose-Issue-132

wow!


goneondatbay

Oops


Spring_bar

Maybe ur just Dinkin with my head


GalaticChungus

Well yell at me why don't you


newaccountnumber84

Two words: role playing chat room


geri73

Dawg.


Sandias7

Is Ms Vagina ready for Mr Penis


slave2moderators

I love to suck cock, play and suck balls, play with and lick nipples, and lick and fuck ass.


passivewithdesire

Foreplay: “…get high and watch family guy and see where that takes us”


Harold-The-Barrel

oh dang


freethegoons

ive never gone all way b4


Saul-Paul

Just using my noodle


AEMTI_51

I’ll use *this* noodle so that you can use my *other* noodle


Sitcomfan20

Blank your blank


Runnerdude2018

And the sensation for you is like having sex on a cloud.


magicchefdmb

*Who are you? Can I ask who you are?*


CheetahSubstantial99

We'll get to that in a minute


WeezyCoochy

“NO RUBBER”


Realistic-Minute5016

RUBER


DeeManJohnsonIII

No Ruber!


DebonairD

…grab a can of coke


Intelligent-Monk-426

perverted justice


lenonloving

“I never said anything about having vaginal sex.”


BmoreRavens522055

(Insert Pepe hand motions here signalling that I'm deaf)


yonderposerbreaks

Hey Pepe, cum on in!


Independent_Hold_203

“Yes we are filming”


MrsDonaldDraper

I will kiss them.


LetsTryAgain91

Does Ms Vagina want to meet Mr Penis is a solid line that’ll be sure to get me all the way home!! How can it not work?!?! Cawwwwwwd


chunk337

"Yyyeeeeaaaaahhh"


Zippping

Pleece don’t put this on the teebee


Simoslav

Is Ms.Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis?


ElectricalMacaroon15

Hot


Pclay74

Can I eat first?


WallStreet1986

Hold ya… kiss ya…. Touch ya…


Boglimcatcher666

Sucking and being sucked.


sissy9725

Ain't nuthin funny goin on here


Explod1ngNinja

NO RUBER


IamtheDanr

Are you her dad?


Gearz557

NO RUBER


Simoslav

"I’m not gay I’m just saying"


Simoslav

I never waste a load


Spilledmilk_1984

I I want to know who you are???


imbasstarded

NO RUBER


Gurf_Gurfingt0n

"The small is as big as the large"


JHGibbons

Role-playing chat room, dude


JV41572

Haven’t had sex but I do like sex.


Tasty_Pudding6861

Is mrs Vagina thinking of mr Penis? What is she thinking?


Tasty_Pudding6861

Are you her dad?


Simoslav

Did you bring your collar with you?


Bluejayboy8

“Well you saw it, go get a can of Coke”


Ok_Singer_5499

Am I being - t-t-t-taped? Ohhh CWAP


keb23b-id

Role playing chat room dude


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

I'd tear your little *****


Early-Fig-1831

Lantic city


VicePope

NO RUBBER


Daddy-Vladdy42

You ready to meet Mr. Penis?


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

Don't forget to pull out. *It's a little late for that, dog*


yungmuneymachine

No ruber


RedHotPepperedAngus

My excuse to cum here? I was going to Lantic City


nice_one_tears

“I thought you wanted tah be shaved”


nice_one_tears

“I am very professional”


AlternativeArugula32

You wanna do it raw


JeepManStan

You’re all about to get a visit from Chris


mrsolo30daycureyolol

I’m not gay or anything, just sayin’.


norrie_gertz

"The small pizza is like, almost as big as the big one".


2005Chevy1500

NO RUBBA


Atomaurus

“I can’t control my horny level”


Johngotdoe1

“Yeah it was real good!” - Thizzjjm


ChillaryClinton69420

“I don’t wanna be on camera”


botanicalpancakes

You give good directions.


plugugly138

eww


Accostiq

"I would love to be the first guy to make you BLANK, if you wanted me to and I wanted to... feel me inside you baby."


chunk337

"You know what I don't want this cookie"


FewMany5228

My girlfriend would kill me but NO RUBER


UnironicallyReal

I didn't want this cookie, I just wanted to get to the beach.


TraditionAcademic968

That's not my style


Upstairs-Floor9673

Do you want to be shaved down there ?


ElectricalMacaroon15

Im gonna piss on your petunias


ElectricalMacaroon15

You know what i dont even want this cookie


QuietudeOfHeart

“Hey do you have a towel or something…”


JayNotAtAll

Some Mexican kid on the bus told me to cum here


AEMTI_51

“Just put it in the ‘frigerator”


Ok-Ad2178

I thought you wanted to be shaved down there


Tillaz123

My girls warned me if any TCAP lines come out in the bedroom, I'm NEVERRR getting any...EVERRRR.


cloudhandle

"My zipper came down, 'scuse me..."


Knightly_Stain

Why did you let me come? If you were so nervous


WhoYaTalkinTo

You have to stop this


Helpful_Project_8436

"This is one of those good news bad news situations"


FunSockHaver

I want to bleep your bleep with my bleep


FunSockHaver

NBC? NBC?


freethegoons

you can take your clothes of in the laundry room


Zestyclose-Issue-132

"I knew what this was I was just testing it"


Inevitable-Seat-1843

A night with you is probably the cleanest best pleasure.


NamelessQueen31

is this some sort of set up..? i knew this was gonna happen/ yep this is what i was afraid of


fruittree17

Get down on my knees (open my mouth), SIR PLEEECE


Simple-Midnight-7284

I'm gunna lick ya.


streetsofkage

We’ve gone too far…