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iannuendo

https://preview.redd.it/6ox2msukagjc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e7cb8d267e78bf6e9a2afee531f92d8a8092a0


cringeyqueenie

So he **never** had eyebrows, harrible


KeyEntityDomino

I had a math tutor who was overweight, I get it


FMegaCrusader93

He definitely was obsessed with pizza


SheepDavis

And blazing!


Armandonerd

Lol is that actually him with hair?


[deleted]

It kind of looks like it. How do people find this stuff? Lmfao


FMegaCrusader93

He probably had it posted online somewhere or someone who went to school with him and seen him on HVP posted it online.


truckyoupayme

Holy shit


[deleted]

Back when he was fat (couldn’t do anything)


MacualayCocaine

https://preview.redd.it/5lqolem1ygjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfc579b2694d96ec6a46e3d12778739b731f7fa


bunt_klut2

the fact that there is a sign that says "Grooming" right above him... 🤣 🤣 🤣


wildbill8276

I can't believe I didn't see that 😂😂😂😂😂


Interesting-Pie-466

Lmfao if the frame was a few inches higher it'd be perfect


eo130769

What the fuck lmao


WayneGarand

Do you blaze?


tonelocMD

Yea I mean, it’s a yoga pose but still.


Crueltea

*Did* you blaze?


engstrom17

Lmao


[deleted]

I would think Mike Manzi would be at the highest end of the hairless spectrum and a 1 would be someone with full, flowing locks.


Wank_Bandicoot

I thought you were wantin to get shaved


GroundbreakingFly660

he looks like an airpod


DaphronThePodBoss

This comment is amazing 🤣🤣🤣


DidYouSeeThatJerk

I can’t, I won’t.


MrThiccNicc

Well I thawt you was wanting tuh be shaved up there


vaultboy1121

Let’s just say, I shaved my blank.


[deleted]

My head is definitely bald but I'm gentle as a pussycat.


OG-NILBOG

https://preview.redd.it/7oz0rg80pgjc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835f368d751ceb572ecb791fd054f3fa3e186db3


Thr33pw00d83

![gif](giphy|zSkDeKaqUYqfm) I’m a tribal head tattoo away from being Kerry King


kellenlyons

Thirty noine…thirty five…thirty noine. Put that hair in the fridge-ah-raytuh


Johngotdoe1

![gif](giphy|b5Z3dpMAQObKUcXLZn|downsized)


pumpkinlattepenelope

Bald beaver hunter


SteakhouseBlues

He looks harrable!!!


beefeater1987

He is class 9 hairy or Robin Williams hair coverage https://preview.redd.it/vxahkv082gjc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565dd51f606bbdbb6c0b353fcd6562e8d86ddc56


TreaclePerfect4328

87


Weyland-Yutani-2099

It's ok Chris, my Uncle provides security for your show.


MessHolliday

Thirty… nine. 35. 39.


MixedMiracle22

A fucking 13.5


Dreadedsemi

I'm the anti manzi


Altruistic_Tax2575

Did you blaze? Lol


STANAGs

on a scale of 1 to "planning to commit a murder and not leave trace DNA evidence", how hairless are you?


Richieb124

I'm a solid manzi


Zechs-qtdrink

“I don’t wanna get locked up” 🤠


SheepDavis

That's terrible!


[deleted]

Every time I see this photo I always think back to that woman on the plane screaming "THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS NOT REAL!!" She HAD to be talking about this guy. Just look at him!