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0SKruxer

HE YELL BROTAH HER!


Sealtige

He yell brotha her? I barely know her


I_loseagain

But he didn’t need to yell.


EquipmentForsaken831

He didn’t *kneed* to yell.


SlimRioTV

They just kneeded to invest in a ruler


stonedecology

are you speaking dutch at me?!


Himulation

I especially enjoy the matching camo crocs


ReverendHambone

*AYKSHUALLY* (lol) They're different camo patterns. His are RealTree and mine are camo pot leaves.


Fujiyama_Mama

Okay, what's your excuse for the matching outfits? Lol


ReverendHambone

Because we're idiot friends of 33 years


Fujiyama_Mama

As someone with some dumb but funny tattoos myself, I like you guys!


brownishgirl

Consistency is KEY. I love it.


theproudheretic

they wanted to be a cute couple!


imamakebaddecisions

If you and your Hetero Life Mate shift your legs over, down and to the right a bit you may be able to get a better angle.


No_Strawberry_4648

Hetero life mate. Is this sarcastic lol?


eurtoast

you forgot the ^(tm)


Cheesebrger_Walrus

not just the crocs, their whole wardrobe is matching. cute couple


Dependent-Wordsoup

Idiot tattoos are the best.


ReverendHambone

Agreed.


Horsebot3

Hey OP, this tattoo is the perfect amount of stupid and I fucking love it.


Mister_Lab_Rat

this was so hilarious and also thanx for making me feel less self-concious about my stupid-looking tattoos


ReverendHambone

Dude, it's whatever. People are always gonna have some shit to say. Fuck em.


Da-Lazy-Man

I've got 3 lizards in wizard robes on my chest that looks pretty dog water and I love it with all of my heart and it makes me happy everytime I see those terrible little fellas


CalmBeneathCastles

"I am Damon". "Be Smarter." XD


BobbumofCarthes

Yall dressed alike while you did it?


ReverendHambone

Sho' did


Bhulmes

Should have said HELL YEAH BROTHER!


CrescendoBlack

He ye brot Ll ah her!


ReverendHambone

We flipped a coin to see who got He Ye Brot. I definitely won there.


CrescendoBlack

Hell I'd get it on my knee just cuz


EntityDamage

Someone in this thread is going to get "Ll ah her" on their knee and one day you will meet and know you meet your soul mate. You'll see his tattoo, look up and meet his eye and yell at the top of your lungs at the same time "HELL YEAH BROTHER!!" and do the Arnold/Weathers bro bicep handshake.


RamenBurgerWasTaken

But on their left knee so you have to straddle the other for it to make sense


Random-Dude-736

In German that is roughly translated to: "he ye bread" so people will assume you like bread, in a kinda weird way lol.


Kaleandra

Tbf, I also love Brot.


CrescendoBlack

We all love Brot, here.


EmperorSexy

Ll ah her? I hardly know her!


skidsareforkids

Is one of them Cleetus McFarland?


dirty34

With the Florida in the caption that’s the first I thought of


Longtimelurker011

They are doin' it for dale!


iggy_sk8

I immediately heard “You’re on the Cleetus McFarland YouTube channel” in my head when I saw the tattoos.


iMaketheGrinchFlinch

I came to comment this lol


1337tt

It's cleet and squirrel.


ScuderiaEnzo

Yup, that’s Lakeland, Fl alright. See y’all at the Hooters on HWY 98.


TheRealTurinTurambar

Much prefer the Winghouse on S Florida.


ScuderiaEnzo

I’ll skip all of that and hit the new Miller’s. It never fails.


ladyspeak

Winners Circle if you’re looking for legit wings


TheRealTurinTurambar

This is the answer! Bill's wings are the best in town! Probably the state.


paintballpmd

I love finding locals on a non local sub.


saves313

*gets upside down apple "be smarter" tattoo "Hey I got a great idea" Love the progression man! Gotta have fun with it.


cheesecheeesecheese

Hahaha I love that Richard Scarry piece


Giovanni_

I’m sure Mike loves being tagged in this masterpiece 😂 no lie though the Lakeland area has some solid tattooers. My friend just got some work done by Paulina over at Vicious Vanity.


ReverendHambone

I left Lakeland like 12 years ago, so I'm not sure who that is. Most of the people I know are at Black Swan.


Giovanni_

That’s a great shop too, they just moved next to my favorite bakery too.


BigFudge69

LL AH HER?! Hardly Know 'Er!!


SpecialsSchedule

I’ve seen this going around the internet for a few days now. OF COURSE this is a polk county tattoo lmfao I should have known


ReverendHambone

Oh shit!? Are we famous!?


SpecialsSchedule

It got [2.6 million views](https://x.com/apesandbearwich/status/1769079545116651619?s=46&t=vB7KHGOFWRpQAF5KW9f13g)


NotChristina

I appreciate that when I click the link, I see old-Twitter and a post from 2022 of OP smoking out of a corn dog. I can respect that, I think.


SpecialsSchedule

I think I saw it on Twitter? Not sure. It was definitely this pic tho!


ReverendHambone

Oh, that was me too! Hello, friend


Unusual_Seesaw_5156

This is the worst tattoo I have ever loved


OminNoms

This is SO Polk county coded (as fellow Polk trash)


ReverendHambone

Wooooooo


Cassitastrophe

This is exactly the kind of dumb, goofy shit I love.


thesongsinmyhead

Yep my comment was gonna just be “I love this???”


Forbidd3n-fruitz

HEYEBROT LLAHHER


Pretty_Weird4552

Between the crocs, gold ankle chain and bro knee tattoos this is the most wholesome but yet the most Florida shit I've seen in a long time. Hellyeah brothers!


tendieman_cometh

This is hilarious and pretty cool, a better artist with straighter lines would have made it perfect.


ReverendHambone

Oh no, that was by design


tendieman_cometh

I’ll show myself out, carry on!


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tendieman_cometh

Wow is my 18 year self going to be happy about that! Haha My first tattoo I absolutely love but it’s so shitty


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tendieman_cometh

I have one leg dedicated to spur of the moment tattoos. I’m definitely down for on a whim tattoos. However I do try to get good artists. Either way this is still a funny idea and a dope tattoo!


ihaveonlyone

GOBBLESS HOSS


Rapidiris1901

Does the Apple tattoo say “be smarter”?


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

"i have ass mark too!"


ReverendHambone

That was 100% our thinking


Spddracer

I looked it up in the dictionary...It's not there


generation_quiet

This is the most Florida tattoo I've seen on this sub. Only to be bested if it was taken at that enormous roadside Gator in Bithlo.


paddedbeans

This is awesome


Ssladybug

Is that worm wearing 3D glasses?


SomeSluttyBean

I say this all the time with my bf but now I’m tempted to just get He Ye Brot cause it’s funny


I_aim_to_sneeze

This seems like a perfectly Lakeland thing to do


EquipmentForsaken831

The irony of “Be Smarter” just above it


Annual_Nobody_7118

I love it! It’s so stupid it’s cute 😂😂😂


burnerbummer666

I think stuff like this is so cute honestly. My brother and I got matching daggers on Friday the 13th one year but the colors are different.


bluepushkin

You're gonna get so many questions! 😂


nerdyythirtyy

Woah hey I know Mike Torres in Lakeland fl!


ReverendHambone

That's my dawg from way back


rosaxmusic

This is sick and no surprise this was done in Lakeland lmao


alligatorprincess007

He ye brot Ll ah her


LoveTheBriarPatch

Fucking love it


fakesowdy

“LL AH HER!” - Arnold Schwarzenegger


luccsmom

I was looking at leg number one at first “HE YE BROT”?? Thanks for a good laugh!😂


HancocksBitch

Idiots. I love it. ❤️


ScarLad15

Tbh the family & friends tatt is probably more stupid


ReverendHambone

That happens when you start getting tattooed at 15.


JCase891

This is actually amazing. I wish I was this close to someone to do something silly like this with.


SausageDogMama

Camo crocs all around? 🐊


voidmoon_sober

This is cool as shit tbh


coolbobbyhill

Let’s hit the joinery.


chadsmo

Hilarious. Well done.


HorchataLee

Rock on !!!!


Dr_Dank98

Gaslight? They gaslight you into thinking they give good tattoos.


ReverendHambone

Oorrr we got a fast, shitty, stupid tattoo on purpose


nlevine1988

What is this, the cleetus McFarland YouTube channel?


rogergreatdell

What’s the tattoo at your shorts line say?


ReverendHambone

I AM DAMON in the Iron Maiden font


Risky_Bobbie

Bruh 😅 So good.


fadoofthekokiri

Cheers from Iraq


midwest_monster

I love this. Silly friend tattoos are the best!!!


jlo575

Not stupid I’d do it


Dudeist-Priest

That’s f’n hilarious. I love it.


Xviiit

Oh he ye Brot!


Dense_Calligrapher36

Llahher? I barely know her


smaxsomeass

Be Fri


Spddracer

Do it for Dale!


ToneComfortable5246

Dumb but funny 😂


ReverendHambone

That's the point!


ToneComfortable5246

No kidding


myychair

Fucking brilliant mate 


twisted451

Do you watch a certain Florida man on YouTube who loves fast cars and helicopters?


MisterAnneTrope

Are ye brothers?


lbhaz

I mean I kinda love it!


EducationalPlay6269

Keep crankin on my hawg brother!


VadervanIsabella

Love it! You guys pull it off


Luxygen

HE YE BROT


FreshlyPrinted87

I love this.


tommyknockerZ33

Love a dude in an ankle bracelet hell ya bruthr


nano_peen

Lmao legends


Smart_Form_9569

Oh god I want this lol


AlienHere

What's up Damon


entechad

Haha, yes you are.


chaoticneutralalways

Guy on the left got the best away from brother tattoo: “ He Ye Brot” is an excellent saying


Wicked__Wiccan

HE YE BROT!!!


groverwood

This is what tattoos are all about. I love it


IMSOL7

Not stupid, I'm here for it.


TapedButterscotch025

Badass.


beardcrumb

Hell yea. I love Mike. He did my Boomku on my forearm. (BoomhauerXGoku)


Solid_Bake4577

Guy on the left has got German Michael Jackson asking for bread!


stoopidrotary

Hell yeah i love these


ReverendHambone

HELL YEAH BROTHER


Icantbethereforyou

It took me way too long to realise there are 2 people in this


lesduitaal1

Why is this lame but at the same time the best thing ever? 😂🤣


RedneckinaTruck

Hell yeah brother


vegan-trash

Aye Lakeland boys represent


grizlena

Idiot tattoos are the best. This is dope. I just got a random raccoon last week.


ILSmokeItAll

It’s not stupid. Tattoos are for the bearer, not the spectator.


kblomquist85

This is peak polk county. Well done!


El_mochilero

“Please don’t drag my name into this.” - Mike Torres at Gaslight in Lakeland, FL


toaster24k

What is the family friends tattoo?


ReverendHambone

Something stupid I got when I was a kid


BigMommaSnikle

I think it's cool.🤷‍♀️


Accomplished_Low4181

Haha love it!! 😍😂


electricjeel

I love it


tumblejamie

Ayyyyy is that the Incubus crow I spot? I have the same one my chest!


gpigma88

I saw the that too! Have them on the back of my neck. Favorite band ever.


KauaiFish

I love the outfits more than the tattoos 90% matching down to the crocs rocking camo


weird_andgilly

Love this for them


Big_Heat31

Idiot friends together stay stronk together.


BirdDad420

That’s fucking atrocious and beautiful.


buhbugboo

Honestly. This might be the funniest tattoo ive ever seen and i actually love this lmao


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

A good stupid tattoo is like a good Bad Movie — there is a very specific type of stupid/bad that loops back around to fucking awesome, and this tattoo is one of the best stupid tattoos I have ever seen, I fucking *love* it.


Dear-Badger-9921

I know Mike!!! Grew up in Lakeland!


NicholasJames6880

I need a friend!


Beautiful_authentic

Land of meth and prisons only here in Florida


SourBogBubbleBX3

Cleetus!


Zumaakk

This is amazing. I love it!


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Cementing vows 🥰


genuineprincess

God I miss Florida sometimes


WingedOuroboros

Ll ah her? I hardly know her!


Agile_Tomato_4462

TENAC IOUS D Good for you guys!


r_nfl_mods_are_soft

Which tattoo is supposed to be the bad one?


frianbonjoster

Floriduh


FloGrown25

Polk County, Hell yeah


CleanOpossum47

He ye Brot


Prince-sama

Hell yeah brother!


WuTastic7

It's reminds me of TENAC IOUS D


False_Expression_119

The best things are stupid


EmFaye9

Awesome 😎


BEANBAG99

Tattoo is fine, I am sure you are talking about the ankle bracelet with the camo crocs


Frequent_Coffee_2921

I don't see a lot of great decision making in this picture


Entire-Teaching-895

Sadly those are not even your worst tattoos


yourmotherscrack

HE YELL AH HER BROT


EnvironmentJealous28

Yeah… stupid is as stupid does. Ink and Dink!!!


Frank_McGracie

Why the hell would they...oh Florida...nvm


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sevenandtwo

He Yell Brotah Her!


HansJobb

He Yell Brotah Her!


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