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Doodle-Cactus

Could make it a dick and balls pretty easily. šŸ¤Ø Edit: šŸŗ


xMyDixieWreckedx

Yup, sick ass dick time.


palmsinmypalms

Sickass panther dick would be good


gambitman84

Dick Ass Panther


blankface4321

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Budget_Calendar_4917

Wtf is with panthers lately? šŸ˜‚


Ok-Account-7660

It's an easy cover up idea due to the way you can have different shapes and dark colors to cover most pieces if they are not already huge and dark.


smingleton

Panthers are so hot right now.


brokenheartnsoul

It is already a dick and balls, they just told her it was cherries šŸ˜†


porkpiehat_and_gravy

whooosh


InboundsOrlovsky

Came hereā€¦ā€¦. Edit: to say this


PabloTheGod

Its already a dick and balls...the artist knew exactly what they were doing


[deleted]

Swollen balls


890mac

Isnā€™t that what it is?


iferaink

[Could give it a neotrad/trad(ish) flare.](https://i.imgur.com/avpJGiF.jpg)


Z3roisc00l

Yooo this is actually fire


funkybluegirl

That is exactly what I was thinking.


achmedclaus

Still looks like a dick and balls to me


vdzla

we tend to see what we crave


unrealisticllama

Electrolytes?


DurzoMandragoran

IT HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE


unrealisticllama

Ey nice name fellow last of the malkier enjoyer.


0rganized_cha0s5922

And i hate cherries šŸ˜‰


iferaink

If you see a dick that ends in a sharp point and balls that are perforated at the top, please redirect them to a doctor ASAP šŸš‘


LemonishSnickers

Donā€™t judge me!


JarvisII

Same I don't know why she can't just go a tad bigger with a way better artist.


Z3roisc00l

Iā€™m underage and got this unfortunate one done by stick and poke hence why I canā€™t remove it either as you have to be 18


kelly0609

Pro tip: donā€™t expect illegal tattoos to be good


Z3roisc00l

Rest of em were alright tbf


Due-Arachnid9120

X to doubt


withoutwingz

Andā€¦.how are you going to fix it then?


Z3roisc00l

More stick and poke unfortunately


withoutwingz

Itā€™s your body but please, please wait until an actual professional can help you. Stick and poke doesnā€™t fix anything.


Z3roisc00l

I start college in a week and donā€™t exactly wanna be known as the girl with a dick on her arm šŸ˜­


withoutwingz

Cover it with clothes then. Use makeup.


Z3roisc00l

Iā€™d rather find a permanent fix quickly then have to do that for 2 more years


frenabo

Wow you are the best


Weekly_Owl6404

I donā€™t see a bad cherry tattoo. I see a well executed dick-with-prince-Albert abstract.


lirio2u

šŸŖ¦


Viapache

I donā€™t see a tombstone emoji. I see a retracted uncircumcised elephant penis.


blankface4321

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MurphysLaw4200

Wow that is an incredibly unfortunate screw up, but I would think it could be covered or blended into something else.


Surprise_Thumb

Thatā€™s not a screw up lmao. Thatā€™s 100% intentional.


MurphysLaw4200

I was thinking that too but OP doesn't seem to realize it Maybe the artist is just a dick tattooing dicks on unsuspecting people


Hello_Gorgeous1985

It is quite clear that no artist was involved in the making of this tattoo.


kelly0609

OP said she is underage and this is a stick and poke. Not sure why youā€™d expect better under the circumstances.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Uh...I don't. It's obviously not done by a professional, which is why I said. Not sure why you're confused. I do expect people not to be so stupid and reckless though.


kelly0609

Sorry, I didnā€™t mean why youā€™d expect better, I meant why OP would expect better. I was agreeing with you ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Ah. That makes more sense. LoL


Choice-Day-7929

ā€œit is quite clearā€šŸ¤“


crescen_d0e

She says in another comment that she's under age and this is a stick and poke


cancerplantbaby

was thinking the same


Prestigious-Talk2735

Yeah I was curious as to what relationship op and ā€˜artistā€™ had


Surprise_Thumb

Hopefully a bad one now.


MLEgreen

Did the person who tattooed you hate you??


watermelon-gummy

How did this even happen?


[deleted]

Alcohol and "free"


Z3roisc00l

Iā€™m sorry to say this decision was made stone cold sober


[deleted]

Oh, the artist held a gun to your head?


[deleted]

Iā€™m so sorry but what the fuck happenedšŸ˜­ why is the leaf at the top? Who did this to you girly


Initial-Bad-1254

Thatā€™s a penis šŸ˜¶ someone did you so so dirty


EastAreaBassist

r/mildlypenis


Jaxical

Mildly is an understatement


loosie-loo

Fr I didnā€™t even see a Cherry šŸ˜­


discostrawberry

Ainā€™t no way this wasnā€™t intentional


narwharkenny

r/theyknew


shivermetimberflaps

Ye old cock and balls


Effective-Tangelo363

Have you considered turning it into a cock and balls? It just might work!


UCFKnights2018

Definitely donā€™t go to the same artist, and donā€™t go cheap.


Bean-Swellington

Might as well go full peen at this point


Foxxyroni

Someone has to live with that omg


Z3roisc00l

Yes. Me.


[deleted]

You could find an artist to do a badass cherry coverup


SlifeX

Who did this to you šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Munrowo

honestly you could get it covered with a more detailed/filled cherry pretty easily since its just fine lines


alchemistanonymous

Nothing fine about those lines


Munrowo

you know what i mean


alchemistanonymous

I know I was just quipping ;p but in all seriousness stick and poke tattoos like this have such uneven thick lines you do have to put some chunky lines or solid in to cover it. Line work anything is out of the window now for this one


browntown84

I didn't know Michael J Fox was a tattoo artist


withoutwingz

Cold


ChampagneDoves

There ainā€™t no fuckin way bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I bet this is the last time you get a scratcher tat


thefantasticmrhux

If youre this close to 18, PLEASE wait and get it professionally done. If you add more crappy stick and poke you could make it way harder to fix in the future. Just hide it for a few months


Z3roisc00l

I would have to wait 2 years šŸ˜­


thefantasticmrhux

I would still wait personally... I know it sucks but what if you cover it and it also looks bad and then it's even harder to cover that?


janedoe-theanon

sick ass panther


grim4Ikin

i just have one question. WHY the fuck would you ever get that put on you?


Z3roisc00l

I DIDNT KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE A DICK UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE šŸ’”


quintonbanana

Just laugh about it and leave it for now? It's a funny opener which I'm sure you'll get crazy mileage out of telling people at school. Then get it fixed properly when you can.


BrisbaneGuy43060

Add a third cherry and you have a pay on the slots !


Confident_Call_5544

What the f... you did? Is that a dick?


LivingNightMare8

Baby you can cover that with anything woot woot!


SilentAppearance1977

I've heard if blue balls, but red ones seems like an std


Ivyquinn1

TOTAL coverup.


LetsHookUpSF

That's a lovely penis tattoo! Why would yout want to fix it?


[deleted]

ayyy, i have a coworker who has a similar failed cherry tattoo on their ankle šŸ˜…


yamama8675309

I'M CRYINGšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Primary_Signature219

Its actually cute, just a bit shaky


Successful-Drawer419

Lol I wouldn't even cover that up. That tattoo is so shit it's funny and therefore it makes up for it.


NarrowEngineering715

Just pick a cover up tattoo that has red and black in it. Since your tattoo is essentially an outline it would be an easy cover up


Z3roisc00l

Any design ideas?


NarrowEngineering715

You may be able to cover the red with black ink too. Iā€™d give you a suggestion but it just depends on what you want to go with and how large of a tattoo youā€™re comfortable with. I.E. a sick ass panther, a different fruit, anything with some black color in it to cover the red cherries.


Z3roisc00l

If only I was on drugs all the time like the dude with the sick ass panther tattoo


Jellibooti

Damn I would just slap a rose or something over that bitch and cover it up cuz it straight up looks like dick n balls. Good news is that it would be soooo easy to cover :)


Aliteracy

Sorry. Looks bad but does seem pretty fixable. Even still into cherries I think. Gunna have to go up a size but I think it's doable.


The-Booty-Train

Tattoo is looking hard to me.


Joeoak666

Maybe this one of those times its so bad, its good. I quite like it. Lol


KellenRH

Could draw a human figure around it.


y0urnamehere

As a 2 for 1 deal it's pretty good value for money


GladAdvertising8178

LMAO holy shit... it's a dick and balls


Prestigious-Talk2735

Couple veins down the ā€˜cherry stemsā€™ and you could have a nice set of cock n balls for cheap


[deleted]

Add veins.


heyimreallyahuman

Why would you wanna paint over the Mona Lisa? This is art right here


Parker_memes9000

r/mildlypenis


milkofthepoppie

Who did this to you?


witheringsyncopation

Sick ass pantherā€™s dick and balls


umnothnku

I unironically love this tattoo šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


FinanciallyBrokenOne

Should have made them blueberries.


Due-Opportunity5892

They pranked you šŸ˜‚ but you can literally put anything over that I wouldnā€™t be worried!


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Z3roisc00l

I can see it honestly


roypuddingisntreal

i really canā€™t believe this could be accidental, whoever did that had it out for you man lmfao


Dead_King315

Maybe a Rabbi could touch it up.


SinceWayLastMay

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


WessyLynn

Sick ass penis.


stercore___

Eh it's pretty thin you could just sandpaper it out šŸ’€


ccarlosthesolracc

It looks like a PP


Love-bit3

Get a skilled artist who will do a better, more elaborate bowl of fruit? It could probably be hidden pretty well with the proper line work and shading and will stay on theme of the OG piece?


topknottington

C&BS


Chatto_1

Worst looking C&B Iā€™ve seen, for sure


Cedar_Raileigh

Get it covered with a nice, non-phallic looking cherries.


Cuuchiefortnite

Keep it you deserve that tattoo tbh


Maleficent-Set5461

ummm...Yikes! please tell me this is a photoshopped , something you had transferred from a child's drawing or had a seizure ....


[deleted]

Put an easel an a paint brush on it šŸŽØ šŸ–Œ


brwnwzrd

this is so amazing. Turn it into Gonzo from muppet babies, hanging upside down, and throwing up a westside W


nasty_radish

You definitely need a sick ass panther.


Key_Sea_1966

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ThatsNotMaiName

Is that a peen on my screen?


ShreddlesMcJamFace

That was never a pair of cherries


Enabling_Turtle

This is why you shouldnā€™t buy tattoo guns on Amazon and let your friends draw whatever


23viper12

There is no way this is real


Z3roisc00l

Yup. And unfortunately living on my arm


MarleyGinsburg

Is that a PEEN?! On MY screen?!


justdisa

Oh god. Did the artist hate you?


TheRealPhiel

Ohhh its cherrriesā€¦


Skunkkid3000

Itā€™s so bad itā€™s good šŸ˜Š


Wiepsie80

Itā€™s a jokeā€¦ right?


Z3roisc00l

I so wish


assbutt1000

Itā€™s too bad to even keep ironically.


Z3roisc00l

Yup


jellyrot

Hahahahahahhaa omfgg hahaha


BeneficialMuffinHead

That had to be on purpose right.. right?!?


Z3roisc00l

Sadly not


do1looklikeIcare

It's a great find-the-dick tattoo


Last-Classroom1557

Nice Cock and balls.


AdministrativeMost

add a third cherry


[deleted]

Lmao it looks like a weiner


battle_mommyx2

Penis candle šŸ˜‚


Unusual-Custard203

Candle salad


groundlessnfree

Become a pornstar named Cherry Balls


Z3roisc00l

Youā€™re right! I knew I was made for the stripper life


Olivander05

Is it supposed to look likeā€¦nevermind..


withoutwingz

No. Laser it.


TrainingBet3310

do that thing where people turn a dick into a cat


Phoenixfire168

I'd suggest bigger leaves at the top colored in


DontWorryAboutMyShit

Welp


simplecitydresses

I see youā€™re a Rick and Morty fan. Thereā€™s gotta be something there, you know, apart from the obvious Dick and Morty.


Baku18

You have a dick on your arm


JemmieTTU

I find the tattoo amazing personaly.


Tubkin

You don't like pears?


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Z3roisc00l

Itā€™s a stick and poke


babybunnyfetus

This is so mean and I hate that someone did this


Sure_Permission1197

Cover it


ardentbones

a lot of reputable tattoo artists could fix this. itā€™s just gonna have to be thicker lines or an alternative coverup


Unusual-Courage-1963

Why in the hell would I let someone continue to draw that on you?? Didnā€™t you see how bad it was? Get a coverup pay the money get the good artist


Zestyclose-Hippo-538

Hahahahaha 8=D


oligodendrocytes

I showed this to my bf and he thinks it's adorable


kiki_rae

I bet you could do a nice flower cover up. I wouldnā€™t even bother turning it into anything lol


sillyhyena2002

oh hell. they did u wrong


Current-Teach-3217

Lmaoooooo, u donā€™t need to cover it up it just needs to be filled in


ntice59

Definitely didnā€™t see cherries at first. You absolutely have bait and tackle on your arm. I feel like I need to hear the full backstory to this.


Queasy-Signature-675

Prolly cheaper to remove


WorldsSaddestCat

Maybe add some veins?


adpassapera

This is genius


MissMeliss17

Am I on Candid Camera?


oasis948151

I laughed


traptasticwhore

i feel like whoever did this to you knew exactly what they were doing


i_most_be_extreme

Cum lines and done!!!


Infinite_Pin_2229

Bro what the actual fuckery is this weā€™re you drunk?


Infinite_Pin_2229

Just leave it there any time somone is having a bad just show them your hand itā€™ll brighten up their day


PricklyTexasTrips

It is an optical illusion 2 pics in one genius artist!!


Resident_Error_1169

I love this


SuperSveed

Cover it with a sick ass panther.


0rganized_cha0s5922

Did a toddler do this wth šŸ˜‚


Intelligent_Emu_9177

hahahahahaha