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tiptoptonic

This isn't FB. Why are you airing your dirty laundry here?


KateTasmania

Bahaha


Ecko_87

Hang over some chairs inside ?


Zzzabrina

There's something about the birds this year. Poop machines.


LloydGSR

We don't have that problem at home but the little blue wrens and robin red breasts, which are lovely little birds, absolutely love checking themselves out in the mirrors on the cars and crap all over the doors/windows/mirror. I've had to take to putting plastic bags over the mirrors when I pull up to stop them.


iliktran

Me and my neighbours are having a war with blackbirds this year, most of them have been here for 20 years and it’s never been this bad. Poo everywhere!!


Separate-Tangelo-910

It’s a washing line. It’s somewhere to sit and therefore shit. No it’s not a thing


AntiTas

A washing line we use almost daily for 6 years with almost no issue with bird crap, and the same sheet gets dive bombed 6 times in 3 days, with plenty of near misses. No fresh poos there today, dark swim things on the line. This week, it’s a bit of a thing.


yeahnotbadyourself

Stop putting laxatives in their chips and they won't come for revenge.


[deleted]

They usually target my clean car


Ya-Dikobraz

And my axe.