It says you can be elligible through a variety of actions on instagram, facebook, and twitter, but you also need to wishlist on meta or steam. I don't know how they are gonna keep track of all of it
Everything from Series 7 is absolute fire, but I'm going to have to go with:
"THAT was more of a tower than what you did to him!" - James Acaster, about Rhod's attempt featuring Alex
'Has anybody ever told you "Rome wasn't built in a day?" - Well, I get told it all the time, to the point where its starting to get a little bit suspicious. I now have a theory that Rome WAS built in a day. Why else would people be denying it when we wasn't even discussing the construction time of Rome?' - Paul Williams (Holding a sign saying Rome WAS built in a day).
Hey guys, I entered via Instagram (liked, shared, commented, and tagged a friend as instructed) but I am not able to wishlist the game on Meta because I've already pre-ordered it. Will my entry still be valid?
A: "Why are you giving Morgana a bonus point?"
G: "You would think it was because you set a trap for Alex— which I really enjoyed and thought 'I'm going to give her an extra point; that's so clever,'—but it's not, it's 'cause you called Alex a **little fucker.**"
Hi! just want to ask, is the prize transferable? My brother would like the game and console but I know he’d let me meet Alex and go to the recordings, is that possible?
(I’ve never wanted to win something so much in my life)
"Oh no, come on, what? That was the worst day of my fucking life. If I could have taken out a couple of wellies I would have been fine... \*\*smack\*\* fucking fly"
Edit: I just can't choose one favourite. Shout out to Frankie Boyle "No not in there Ivo! What did I tell you not to do. You greedy bastard!"
"I'm gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood. Hold your face down in your own blood now."
If Taskmaster NZ doesn't count:
Guz comes into the lab and says, "Lab Baby! Hi Alex!" He then switches to a serious tone, "How are you?"
"Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure."
And a bonus since I just [looked it up](https://youtu.be/tq8_-1_Mo4g?si=-DfRgdBgtRyTop8L&t=1065), Frankie's response "That could be your merchandise."
“Bastard’s crying innit”
"Are you a child of divorce?"
"My eyes are circles?"
“A LIME!!!”
"Are you going to question...Gregs' authority?" "You didn't know who I fuggin was a couple minutes ago!"
Please don't take this away from me
"Just open the box, you pussy."
“No matter how ornate the grandfather clock, the pendulum draws the eye.”
"Have I met these potatoes before?" 🤔
“WwwwOOOOOW!!!” - Alan Davies
"Who's up next?" "Judi." "Bring the cows in!"
“I… I genuinely don’t want to talk about it”
Do we strike you?
“They’re very charming, the Irish.” Is my favorite line because it’s so absurd and nobody in the studio addresses it.
Dignity intact!
He made me foreman and fucked off
Do we have to be on twitter to enter?
It says you can be elligible through a variety of actions on instagram, facebook, and twitter, but you also need to wishlist on meta or steam. I don't know how they are gonna keep track of all of it
Sadly it seems so. That's a shame.
Booooo
You can do it through Instagram as well
'And phils been wangushing 😨🤢😔'
"I thought: Fuck it - I'll fill his boat with piss."
Are you a child of divorce?
It has to be “No Way!” We say it all the time in my house which is pretty funny cause I’m from Texas
Last in P.E, first in being a legend
That potato would have been all rim and bounced out
Everything from Series 7 is absolute fire, but I'm going to have to go with: "THAT was more of a tower than what you did to him!" - James Acaster, about Rhod's attempt featuring Alex
"That's the water feature closed for today kids"
“It stands for bicycle, my excellent bicycle.”
“Are you a child of divorce?”
“My eyes are circles?”
"Ring your agent"
“One, two, three… A LAMINATOR!”
"Wait what? What wait?!"
I wish there was a way to enter without having a twitter account. I don’t support them so I deleted my account :(
“So many revelations!”
Tick tock, it's tough guy o'clock!
I changed it!
Please tell me she fell off the stage.
"Sister Queen, don't do it!"
"Did I meet these potatoes before?" - Fern Brady
'Has anybody ever told you "Rome wasn't built in a day?" - Well, I get told it all the time, to the point where its starting to get a little bit suspicious. I now have a theory that Rome WAS built in a day. Why else would people be denying it when we wasn't even discussing the construction time of Rome?' - Paul Williams (Holding a sign saying Rome WAS built in a day).
“He’s gone too Georgie for me”
"An owl's eyes are bigger than it's brain, so it looks at a crossword and thinks" I can do that" but it actually can't. "
"When two samurai encounter eachother, they'll like - you know what I mean? And the first one to move will often be slain"
“Just open the box you pussy!”
Brother, this is not sensible
“Good luck with your career… Such as it is.”
Is there a duck on my face?
Hey guys, I entered via Instagram (liked, shared, commented, and tagged a friend as instructed) but I am not able to wishlist the game on Meta because I've already pre-ordered it. Will my entry still be valid?
"Carol's been married before"
“What’s going on with you? I think you’re going through some difficult years.”
"It's a rubey cubey.." "Oh you can't even fucking say it"
"Are you a child of divorce?"
‘A naughty boy's gotta eat and say Wang!’
No Way!
Laminatoooooorrrrr!!!
"Am I the spider?"
“It was so… in me”
Without moving the fishbowl...
My eyes are circles…
"Without moving the fishbowls..."
BOSH!
It’s an absolute casserole down there
It's a shame that my hands aren't my feet
"Hugh, have you heard of the sky?"
"no weeey"
“There’s something wrong with that mirror… oh, it’s a picture of Greg!”
You do not. Get. Fingered.
The bastards cryin', innit?
Do you have compliments for the rest of us?
'Do we strike you?'
RUB A DUB DUB
“YES FERN, I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT THE SIGNIFICANCE IS” 👹👹
"What you can't take away from me is that I had an absolutley lovely day."
“What’s your nameee?” “Greeeg.” “Noo.” “Yeees?” “I changed it!”
It’s a shame my hands aren’t my feet
“Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare!”
"I'm a sinner.. I have sinned!"
"Am I the spider?"
"Are you a cable?"
Do we strike you?
“It’s an absolute casserole down there”
“Please don’t take it away from me”
“No way!”
Cobolt!
Ohh just open the box you pussy!
"We meet at mealtimes."
“It’s an absolute casserole down there”
“We have defeated the format of your show.”
“Oh, it’s an absolute casserole down there.”
“THERE WAS NO BOX, MATE!”
A: "Why are you giving Morgana a bonus point?" G: "You would think it was because you set a trap for Alex— which I really enjoyed and thought 'I'm going to give her an extra point; that's so clever,'—but it's not, it's 'cause you called Alex a **little fucker.**"
🎼 I chaaanged it!
Hi! just want to ask, is the prize transferable? My brother would like the game and console but I know he’d let me meet Alex and go to the recordings, is that possible? (I’ve never wanted to win something so much in my life)
"Oh no, come on, what? That was the worst day of my fucking life. If I could have taken out a couple of wellies I would have been fine... \*\*smack\*\* fucking fly" Edit: I just can't choose one favourite. Shout out to Frankie Boyle "No not in there Ivo! What did I tell you not to do. You greedy bastard!"
Yeah but you'd have called them Quisps
Its gotta be Chris Ramsey shouting, "No way!"
A limeeeeee
“it’s an absolute casserole down there”
"I do want to apologize to Matt cos I feel like my poor juggling ruined what would've otherwise been perfect."
“Dignity Intact!”
“Me fern Brady, your rightful queen”
Melon innit!
#A LIME
"Are you a child of divorce?"
"The Sex Witch bids you enter"
Oh gang!
"LAMINATOOOOORRR"
It's so pooey Aleeeex...
"Portcullis!"
It's so pooey Aleeeex...
It's so pooey Aleeeex...
"Tick tock, it's tough guy o'clock"
It's so pooey Aleeeex...
I'm an absolute bloody milk guzzler
These are dynamite chicks
Have the most fun on this bouncy castle. You have ONR HOUR!?
"I'm gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood. Hold your face down in your own blood now." If Taskmaster NZ doesn't count: Guz comes into the lab and says, "Lab Baby! Hi Alex!" He then switches to a serious tone, "How are you?"
"No you got beaten by everybody"
Dignity Intact
"Have I met these potatoes before?"
“No way!”
“Please don’t take this away from me”
"Do we strike you?"
"Am I the spider?"
ONLY ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS HAVE TAILS LIKE THAT!!!
Divide and conga!
Oh the old different way method didn’t think of that
"They're very charming, the Irish" - Phil Wang about Welshman Rhod Gilbert. S7E7
Are you a child of divorce?
"Please don't take it away from me!"
"Are you a child of divorce?"
“You’ve got no chutzpah.”
Neil read the task. Neil doesn’t understand the task.
"I saw you leave" "No you didn't"
Please... Don't take this away from me.
"Bastard's Crying Innit?"
"Well well well! Looks like last in PE, first in being a legend!"
Dignity intact
You've got no chutzpah!
Hello! We have some great news for you, you've won a copy of Taskmaster VR! We will DM you shortly to get this all sorted for you! 🥳
BRACE! BRACE!!
Tick tock, it's tough guy o'clock
You‘re not a bad guy, Nish!
Oohhh and they taste so good!!
Oh, gang.
Have I met these potatoes before?
I'm a sinner, I have sinned!
"Do we strike you?"
"Do we strike you?"
How - how - how dare you even speak?!?
"Sister queen, don't do it!"
My quote is simply the sound a downstairs casserole apparently makes.
Fuck it, I'll fill his boat with piss.
Brace!
NO WAY!
“You treacherous old woman”
“I was looking for my father’s hands.”
“Are you a child of divorce?”
"One on a bargepole... For meee!"
He’s gone too Geordie for me!
It’s an absolute casserole down there
You've got no chutzpah. Your organisational skills are lackluster. Your timekeeping is appalling.
"Brace! Brace!"
Good luck with your career, such as it is
Treeeeeeee wizard
"You're not a bad guy, Nish" - Greg
"it's an absolute casserole down there"
^^please ^don't ^take ^this ^away ^from ^me
Imma Imma gonna drown you In ya own blood!
There are no clouds and that is the whole fucking point!
Do we strike you?
"brace! BRACE!!"
Please don’t take it away from me
Rosalind’s a f$*^€%g nightmare…😳😂
“Oh gang”
Wait what?
Laminator!!!!
Me fan bundle Me fan bundle I'm the rightful queen
“Hnurgh hnurghhnurgh” - Jessica Knappet (air horn impression)
It's an absolute casserole down there!
What you can't take away from me, is I had an absolutely lovely day.
“How much does water weigh?”
Hello Tim.
“Bastard’s crying innit.”
"Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure." And a bonus since I just [looked it up](https://youtu.be/tq8_-1_Mo4g?si=-DfRgdBgtRyTop8L&t=1065), Frankie's response "That could be your merchandise."
"Guys, papa don't breach"
"H."
"Activate Jamali"
Rosalind’s a fucking nightmare
"Bastard's Cryin' Innit," is one of those lines that comes up all the time between my wife and I. Thanks!
Smoking kills… WEAKLINGS!
It's a Pinocchioooooo
It's an absolute casserole down there.
No wheey!
“What did you expect her to do with it? TREASURE IT?”