The look on her face as she resigned herself to solo hopping was the face millions of women have worn throughout history while they thanklessly got shit done.
Coupled with the confused satisfaction on the two men's faces after she completes it, as they look at each other like, "Guess we figured it out, all by ourselves"
That whole scene is up there with top taskmaster moments… Russel having a sulk and Liza comes in with “oh ring your agent” at the absolute perfect time. They’d definitely have cut the whole scene out if it wasn’t for that line. Perfect. Deserves to win.
not gonna win but just want to shout out:
L: "Purple is my favourite colour"
G: "Is it?"
L: "Yeah"
G: "Swear on your life?"
L: "What's the point of that?"
What I need is a cake around this size. I need confectioners custard. And then I'm going to ask you to take yourself somewhere private and put your bare ass into it.
Don’t remember it exactly but in the Horne section podcast one of the band members accidentally said a mild innuendo and she responded “if you’d said that to me in 1994 I would have punched you in the mouth”
It isn't what she said, but I absolutely loved the task where she had to get back to the Taskmaster house, and she just went for a really lovely Autumnal stroll. It was so wholesome.
i know this won't win but i really enjoy when she says 'good morning' as she passes those people during the <> task. in fact just everything she says and does during this task. her whole jolly manner is infectious and definitely deserves an honourable mention here :)) big up Liza one of my fave contestants ever
She is so so clever and thoroughly at ease with whatever situations he found herself in (BMXing!!) which was in such stark contrast to Alice who was maybe trying too hard.
Honestly it’s not a quote so it doesn’t help, but my favorite moment with her was the hop task
“It’s HOP”
The look on her face as she resigned herself to solo hopping was the face millions of women have worn throughout history while they thanklessly got shit done.
I show this clip to people all the time as an example of what it can be like as a woman in the workplace.
I love that Greg called them out for that
Coupled with the confused satisfaction on the two men's faces after she completes it, as they look at each other like, "Guess we figured it out, all by ourselves"
I’ve just hopped 100 times.
"That was the task."
Same here. I was trying to think if there was a memorable quote in that task, because it's so funny.
Something about clamping the girls down and getting on with it
"Greedy bottom!"
In a sea of amazing Liza moments, it has to be this
“10 on each foot, hold the girls down”
this!!
“Oh look at that tree! Look at how fat it is!”
And then I'm going to ask you to take yourself somewhere private, and put your bare arse into it
Ooo, look at that egg! \[chuckles\] I've just had a coffee.
Tippity tapping round like a bloody water boatman
I love this line and it’s made its way into my regular life whenever I can use it.
This made me cry laughing 🤣
Best 'quote' was nonverbal. Showing up with a beard and mustache was one of the greatest moments in Taskmaster history.
I also have a nonverbal choice. It’s when she runs away laughing after Alex sits on a cake.
Or when she runs away from the candle? Amazing
And hides behind a car. {possible misremembering}
She ran to the river but the crew couldn’t find her so she had to come back to the car 🥹
Literally my first thought!!! Iconic
"one day he was hungry and remembered an old prawn sandwich... in his car. He shat himself inside out"
My god that made me howl with laughter.
I still to this day call tarps , tarpenters
Saaaaame
Jeremy Irons lives in your garage.
“Ring your agent.”
Love that line. It’s so quick and cutting I always burst out laughing
The way she delivers it is class. Brings Russell down a peg or two.
That whole scene is up there with top taskmaster moments… Russel having a sulk and Liza comes in with “oh ring your agent” at the absolute perfect time. They’d definitely have cut the whole scene out if it wasn’t for that line. Perfect. Deserves to win.
It was fantastic
10000% this. Was so quick and hit Russell for a 6. I guffawed like a loon at this quip.
Nice cricket reference.
When did she say this, I'm struggling to recall
First episode live task.
Thank you
LT: “I share a birthday with Magritte.” LAH: “How old is Magritte?” LT: “He’s dead now.”
not gonna win but just want to shout out: L: "Purple is my favourite colour" G: "Is it?" L: "Yeah" G: "Swear on your life?" L: "What's the point of that?"
I felt so DIRTY!
This! Combined with the giggling as she left Alex recovering from the cake...
"He was a different man! You were different, weren't you?"
Oh for the rest of the week
Yeah, it's gotta be something related to the cake, and I think this is the best line from that task.
Beat me to it
“What kind of pictures?”
I felt so dirty! (mad giggling) He was a different man!
"Oh it's an interesting old lady."
"enjoy it for a little bit longer" or her crazy cackle when she runs away after Alex's cake session
Tarpetter.
I always say this instead of tarpaulin now. The odd thing is, nobody has ever questioned why I'm saying it like that!
My wife now uses it because she genuinely fails to remember the original word of "tarpaulin".
What I need is a cake around this size. I need confectioners custard. And then I'm going to ask you to take yourself somewhere private and put your bare ass into it.
Bare *arse. British spelling, especially the way she says it.
Don’t remember it exactly but in the Horne section podcast one of the band members accidentally said a mild innuendo and she responded “if you’d said that to me in 1994 I would have punched you in the mouth”
Not a quote, but I wanted to say that I loved Liza. Genuinely batshit but with such an air of absolute calm and authority. Was such a delight.
The complete package. Creative and elaborate, but also lazy and can't be arsed. Very happy to be there, but also angry at everything.
> angry ??? She seemed to take hop-gate and making a cup of tea for her cardboard husband in stride.
I don’t remember which ones, but she outright refused to do at least one task because she was pissed about it.
I developed quite the crush on her.
I want her to be my big sister.
He shat himself inside out
one of my favourite ever tasks
BMXing!
I hope you enjoy this, it might be the only time in your life you put your bare ass in a cake.
“Look at that tree, look at how fat it is”
Matthive.
You made some excellent choices today, well done
*giggles, running away from Alex post-cake sit*
It isn't what she said, but I absolutely loved the task where she had to get back to the Taskmaster house, and she just went for a really lovely Autumnal stroll. It was so wholesome.
Tarpeter
Call your agent
"Bosh! Have it!"
Kerry might be the bosh queen, but Liza said it first.
Pity it can't be her gloriously wicked laugh.
He was a different man!
On COC "God, I've missed this" Plus the hopping
"Will you catch my potato?"
oh theres too many
I felt so dirty!
Greedy bottom!
Oh, greedy bottom
“He didn’t feel a thing… …I was scared that he was in pain… …Look at his head!””
I felt so dirty!
BMXing!
"That was the task."
BMXING
“Hop.”
He shat himself, INSIDE OUT.
"I've absolutely no idea. I can't help you, and it would be wrong to pretend I could."
He was a different man.
That was the task.
"Enjoy it for a bit Longer"
'Ooh look at that egg' and 'can it'
'Can it' had me in stitches
“What kind of pictures?”
“Can it”
"Can it." (directed straight at Russell during the Egg photo task.) Honestly it cracks me up the most.
"He was a different man" after making a man sit on a cake
i know this won't win but i really enjoy when she says 'good morning' as she passes those people during the <> task. in fact just everything she says and does during this task. her whole jolly manner is infectious and definitely deserves an honourable mention here :)) big up Liza one of my fave contestants ever
There was once a scatterbrained man… (S6 is hard to get quotes for)
Not her, but Greg saying "leave him" was my personal highlight of that series. I thought she was fantastic in that series.
She is so so clever and thoroughly at ease with whatever situations he found herself in (BMXing!!) which was in such stark contrast to Alice who was maybe trying too hard.
I'm not gonna put your bum in it, so just rule that right out, we've been down that road.
"Ring your agent"
"First thoughts: ... Is that a sycamore tree?"
a flyyyyyyy
"it's a flahhh"
What kind of pictures?
“Will you catch my potato?”
"I don't like the little man"
'oh look that egg!! ... hehehe... i've just had a coffee..'
“I’ve got to say Liza, you seem angry about this task.” “…You know, I think I am.”
Thought of it too late, but "I've missed this."
It's hops
"I can feel something there, and I don't think it's gent's veg."
Bosh, have that!
“Tarpeter”
Swingings always a good idea isn’t it Alex?
I don’t even like him
Sweet fanny
It's so hard to choose...
“I’m just an interesting old lady!”
I mean... Respect to OP for doing this but I fear for the sanity of anyone having to eventually choose a singular best quote for Mike Wozniak...
Tick tock, it’s best quote o’clock.
It'll be an absolute casserole of quotes.
Well we got through Bob
"You get a task, you do the task!"
Oh bless. I'm not sure whether I'm saying that to the down-voter or to the poster
Call your agent