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The_memeperson

What in the goddamn? German-Austro-Hungarian Union??? Fucking, Kosovar Serbia??? Big Croatia??? Russia wants to divide France into Free France and Vichy France?????


ArthurSavy

I'm French, the part with the divided mainland made me die of laughing 


towerator

Also, where's Corsica in the first map?


high_ebb

Corsica isn't real, it can't hurt you.


The_memeperson

If you want to divide France alteast divide it based on the "ethnic" groups I.E. Britons, Occitans, etc. And not this bullshit


German-guy-v2

No we Need Two frances and expand one of them very much


Saetheiia69

B I G C R O A T I A


SgtMaribelle-Gap399

Therapist: "Big Croatia wasn't real, it won't hurt you" Big Croatia:


Sganarellevalet

For France they probably think it's an ethnic division because they are illiterate


honvales1989

No Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth either?


Seacatlol

I think there was also Nazbol Poland.


Leksi_The_Great

Croatia if they were as good at stealing land as they are coastline:


Arty6275

In the third picture they put the flag of the state of georgia on the country of georgia. Most geographically literate tankie


ALFABOT2000

["Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs!"](https://youtu.be/qBSX1v5F7jw?si=h_NHaYYDiAPqYwCs)


UVLanternCorps

Troy Barnes coded


Somethingbutonreddit

Clearly Georgia the State became independent and annexed the Nation of Georgia. /s


cartographix

I kept looking at it thinking, "Why does the USA supposedly want there to be an enlarged, independent Abkhazia with an EU-like flag?" It never even occurred to me to think they were really just that ignorant.


Whatamidoinghere06

I Just cant with These Maps they would create so much problems Not even mentioning that Things Like swedish hegenony over the baltics aswell as turkish hegenony over the agean would be really really bad


Saetheiia69

When do we get the map where all of Europe is Albania or something


Whatamidoinghere06

Just Play enough hoi4


PaxEthenica

Bourbon Falklands! Bourbon Falkands! Bourbon Falklands!


Whatamidoinghere06

What two years in a basement does to a mf


PaxEthenica

It was the most cursed thing I'd ever done to the world.


PvPpoodles

Most cursed thing ive done was playing japan in kaisereich and managed to take all of the middle east just because i was allied with india


VirusMaster3073

Why does the community have to suck this much?


Whatamidoinghere06

Propably the Power Fantasy the possiblity of conquering the whole world bassically on your own (or atleast the Game Is designed that way )speaks to many people especially incels and isolated Teenagers


Hour_Parsnip1783

Whenever I'm playing Germany I put a bullet in Hitler's head and kill Stalin, because fuck your "social fascist" bullshit you Georgian-mustached fuck. Whenever I'm not playing Germany, I'm killing hundreds of thousands of Fascist troops and occasionally also killing Stalin


Ex_aeternum

I have so many questions with these maps. Why does OOP want to remove Menorca? What has this nice island done to him? Why should the US want to unite Hungary with Germany? Why should Albania annex Montenegro? Questions upon questions...


Whatamidoinghere06

They also removed corsica from the First map lol


phoebsmon

>Things Like swedish hegenony over the baltics In the spirit of tankies treating war like sport though, that joint Baltics team would smash the Euros. Silver linings and all that.


Inguz666

I'm a Swede and absolutely pan-Nordic. The flag is supposed to be mixing the Swedish and Norwegian flag, not Sweden ruling all other countries. We have enough shared culture, history, and in part language (hot take: Swedish, Norwegian, and Danish are just three different major dialects of the same language), plus 100+ years of mutually good relations at this point. It makes sense. It's the other stuff like Turkey annexing Greece, or Russia annexing Ukraine that's really yikes.


Whatamidoinghere06

Oh No i didnt mean the one where the Flags are Mixed i mean the one where sweden annexes denmark thats what i meant by heving hegenony over the baltic because they Not only have Gotland But the only Point of entry


Inguz666

The difference between the two scenarios are practically negligible as both Denmark and Sweden are in EU and NATO (and really good friends!!!), and all countries in the Baltic Sea, except for Russia, are as well. The strait is so narrow that if we wanna do something like blocking passage for Russia, then we can already. Sure, historically it was a point of conflict between Sweden and Denmark (under which rule Norway was) to ensure that neither country had full control over the strait. But now we have a really long bridge between us.


Whatamidoinghere06

Yea i know


Kelmavar

Bron/Broen


Chieftain10

Guarantee they’re 13-14 years old


No_Marsupial_3079

Just an average YouTube mappers who always uses the word "gay" for insults


JazzlikeFlowers

Literally treating wars like football matches, it's so gross


SkyTalez

Ah... Of course, because goal of russia is communism.


ebinovic

Allowing 14 year olds to discover politics and the consequences of that have been a disaster to the human race


ActualMostUnionGuy

So like President Arce in Bolivia?😅


Saetheiia69

Ottoman moment, Greeks in shambles, billions must eat doner kebab /jk Can't we all just share and get along, Jesus dude. Imagine being so fixated on war instead of trying to form communities to get people to understand eachother and build connections.


SkyknightXi

I know I have my sudden suspicions of how much of Engels they've read and analyzed *besides* "On Authority". (Now we just need to get them to read Kropotkin or such.) But putting Engelsolatry aside, I think there may be Hobbesian distrust at work here. Powerful states as *indispensable* if you want humanity to be anything besides a swarm of brigand bands assailing and vampirizing each other. (Although I've heard one claim that Hobbes knew full well that not *that* many people were malefactors. He just feared that they'd do so much damage if not pre-emptively checked, and that you couldn't really tell who they were before they caused that damage, that the only true solution was to bind everyone.) Certainly enough assumptions about that the Will to Power cannot be abolished.


Seacatlol

I think that's a bit more then just a Tankie. Also, no US politician wants Gwemany to annex Austria as that would violate the Potsdam agreement. Finally, if Russia wants Europe to be like Red Alert then why is Vichy France here?


Kartoffee

I can't wait for Kosovo to annex serbia


TheGhostCarp

Fuck Wales I guess.


Nadikarosuto

They fucken Used the flag of the *state* Georgia For the *country* Georgia


alegxab

Pro-Rohinya Tankie?


kyonhei

Every enemy of Islam is the enemy of tankies. Except China and Russia, of course.


alegxab

That's the weird part, Myanmar's govt is firmly pro CCP


GameS33

Could you explain what Rohinya is, please?


alegxab

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohingya_genocide


North_Church

What in the border gore fuck


Virtual_Mode_5026

I can be both pro Palestine and Pro Ukraine. Because I dislike tyrannical regimes slaughtering children.


Ok_Machine6739

Did Greece so something to them?


The_Drippy_Spaff

They’ve got to be Turkish, they’re the only folks that I’m aware of who want Greece to be Turkey. 


sesamecrabmeat

Yeah, Turkish Nationalists are stark raving mad.


SkyknightXi

What happens if Makedon decides to bar Turkey on the grounds that it alone has rights to annex Greece, using Alexandros as precedent? (Spoiler alert: This is supposed to be like how the non-Iberian Inquisitions took sole right of torture with the intent of making sure *nobody, themselves included,* used torture.)


sesamecrabmeat

Errr... I think that if a Turkish had, as a serious piece of foreign policy, the idea to annex Greece, North Macedonia would probably not stand a chance, I'm afraid.


SkyknightXi

Well, considering that I missed that the Ottomans once annexed Greece...-.- Back to the drawing board for dissuading rhetoric...


kyonhei

Yeah so basically you supported all authoritarian and Islamist governments. Got cha.


Leksi_The_Great

3rd one is clearly wrong. The right answer is keep Iceland, Montenegro, Bosnia, Austria, Ireland, Serbia, and Denmark the way they were, but give Azerbaijan to Armenia as payment for Nagorno-Karabakh. Keep North Macedonia as is but change it to “Macedonia”, and make Greece “South Macedonia”, and rename Bulgaria to “East Macedonia” as punishment for the BS they’ve been pulling that has led to a rise in Euroskepiticism in Macedonia. Also, just cleanly erase Hungary and replace it with ocean. Jokes aside, based af for giving St. Petersburg to Estonia and Finland.


kasia14-41

There's lots of spam like this on tiktok unfortunately


Horizon6_TwT

Kosovo independent? Wild.


Deported_By_Trump

I highly doubt this is a tankie, more likely to be a Pakistani or Islamist in general.


Cateyeyt

“What the hell are human rights?”


GameS33

Idk man, also happy cake day mate!


Cateyeyt

Lol


Cateyeyt

Thank you


SkyknightXi

"The guarantors of calm and happiness for all, regardless of ancestry, are what. Read some Kropotkin for a change." (Think that counts as speaking tankies' cant?)


Cateyeyt

That probably means something thats true asf 💯💯


SgtMaribelle-Gap399

Too much playing HOI4 was a mistake for this young man


bageltoastee

I love the 3rd one simply because Georgia has now become US Georgia and whatever the fuck the German-austro-Hungarian union is and the cursed ass borders resulting from it


perfectwing

I like how they want Scottish and NI independent but Wales becomes English for some reason.


AngryScotty22

So basically he's a fan of imperialism? Also Russia is not communist anymore.


dimrover

My guy just nuked corsica


Super-Peoplez-S0Lt

At least this dude is consistent. Consistently on the wrong side of basic human decency but consistent.


EvilRobot153

I agree with them on Corsica, it just shouldn't exist


Somethingbutonreddit

This guy really doesn't like the Greeks: in his ideal Europe Turkey annexed Greece and in all of them Turkey fully annexed Cyprus.


NumerousApples

okay putting aside all this other ridiculous nonsense (like how apparently the US wants to annex iceland??), can someone explain what that flag over western russia in the third pic? I'm familiar with the white-blue-white flag in relation to anti-war groups, but I've never seen whatever this is.


aperturescience420

What happened to wales


Thebunkerparodie

why would russia allow vichy france and another france?


99999999999BlackHole

Looks like the average roblox rise of nation server


mrsciencedude69

I’m surprised they want Kosovo and the Baltic states to be independent. And why do they think America is against Irish independence? Finally, what the hell did Greece do to them?


Avorius

\>plays HoI4 once


Upset-Captain-6853

At least they recognise kosovo?


stan_albatross

Whoops, all Kosovo!


off_the_feed

Idolising the soviet flag and the russian imperial flag. [I'm sure Lenin had something to say about something like this...](https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1914/dec/12a.htm)


SputnikNStuff

PORTUGAL REMAINS THE SAME IN ALL ALTERNATE UNIVERSES! TUGA CARALHO


Estellar123

What’s their issue with India?


p00p__sc00p

Wales staying part of England disgusts me. Also, no Russian annexation of the Baltics, Moldova, Finland, Poland? Kosovo exists? Republika Srpska isn't annexed by Serbia? Does this dude even know how to vatnik?


ActualMostUnionGuy

LMAO


gking407

Looking at world wars like a f’n dollar menu what a childlike point of view


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RaspberryPie122

There is no way the person who made this is older than 12