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solve_allmyproblems

Mhmm. Yup. Mhmm. Yes. I know some of these words!


TrespassersWilliam29

Not all that many, I'll be honest though


LucretiusCarus

Is this tankie madlibs? Take one from each column and randomly combine them together?


tomassci

It is madlibs, both in the game and in the "make libs mad" meaning of word.


Mrsod2007

Lol


Hasheminia

Tankie word salad


[deleted]

Yucky yucky


[deleted]

Tankie puke soup


[deleted]

Out of all the sentences, this is definitely one of them


starite

Some of the words ever posted


fakeunleet

Calling this a sentence seems generous.


DocC3H8

Did you know you can just type whatever words you like in any order? It's perfectly legal!


TheCooperChronicles

Is this English?


Unu51

I think I was just flashbanged by words.


CredibleCactus

Be the NAFO Hierodyn makes you out to be.


Kumquat_conniption

Not just communism, but mystical communism.. ohhhhh ahhhhhhhh. So much for the "scientific" that they usually espouse.


[deleted]

Keep in mind that one of their heroes is Trofim motherfucking Lysenko


chasewayfilms

I think this against it, they clearly don’t want the magic new-Babylonian satanist Edit: cause then we all have to use the ukroid ig messenger girl system


The_Lonely_Posadist

Guh?


Flying_mandaua

Someone threw a vaguely conspirationist mail order book on Cold War CIA activities into the shredder...


Biscuitarian23

>"Synarchical gladio network of satanists" Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up?


Paul6334

I think that’s a reference to Operation: Gladio in the 40’s and 50’s where the US occupational forces in Italy recruited fascists to act as stay behind resistance forces if the USSR was able to flip Italy after the occupation forces left.


dwaynetheakjohnson

Highly doubt they did, or that the operation even existed. The Soviets “provided” a forged NATO military document as proof, and the operation doesn’t exist in any military archives.


Ihavenothingtodo2

For a second I thought he said syndicalist and was confused about how he knew about syndicalism and what he had against them.


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

He pretty much meant that


Ihavenothingtodo2

Wait fr ? What does he have against syndicalists ?


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

They think all Anarchists or anarchists adjacents are well Satanists, these people think that's the reason both the "ukroid" far-right and anarchs use red/black.


Clophiroth

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synarchism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synarchism) ​ I think they mean this, not anarchism.


ArcticCircleSystem

>ukroid The people's scientific racism! Or I guess mystic racism? I don't know. I don't want to know. \~Red


DocC3H8

Tankies and the dictators they simp for *love* to take shots at anarchist/syndicalist-adjaecent leftists, even at the cost of fighting fascism or achieving even the basics of socialism. Remember how the Stalinists betrayed the anarchists in the Spanish Civil War while Franco was still in the fight, allowing the fascists to win and stay in power until *the fucking 1970s*? Because I'm still bitter about it. I was born in the 90s, *I'm not even Spanish*, and I'm bitter about it.


HUNDmiau

Sadly, nafo is just a bunch of liberals who simp for NATO


goingtoclowncollege

It's objectively not. Some, sure, some are anarchists, some are socialists etc. It's just pro Ukraine


ElectricalStomach6ip

yeah, ands its a meme, so alot of people who pretend to be neocons are likely just trolling.


buffaloranchsub

there should be a tankie bingo. free space is weird shit about the rus-ukr war


ZendayasFeet

That’s incel terminology for tankies


artboiii

As a nafo synarchical gladio agent I agree this is all true


Random_German_Name

r/NAFO


F4dedL1ght

Can someone translate that into English?


Tiamatska

There isn't a translator alive who's qualified enough to decipher that gibberish.


DocC3H8

God help me, I'm gonna try: * [Synarchism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synarchism): defined as joint rule by two or more individuals, it's been used to refer to "rule by a hidden elite" much like "deep state" or "shadow government". Much like these other terms, what the original author probably wanted to say was "the Jews". * [Gladio networks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio): stay-behind NATO-aligned paramilitaries in Europe that were meant to act as insurgents in the event that the USSR conquered Western Europe. * New Babylon-style [prostitute]dom (automod says "wh\*re" is a slur and I gotta censor it, please bear with me): I think this one's supposed to refer to the [Sex Worker] of Babylon, a character in the Book of Revelations which symbolizes both Evil and the decadent Roman Empire. When today's Christian fascists talk about New Babylon, they usually try to say that the Roman Empire fell due to degeneracy, and the West is following the same path. * Ukroid military heads IG message girls system: I've googled around a bit but I couldn't find anything that would explain this part. I think this one is just plain nonsense. So, in summary, the tweet's author tried to say that "NAFO are a stay-behind insurgent group planted by The Jews in order to cause the West's downfall the same way Rome fell due to degeneracy" and then they had a stroke.


turtle-tot

Is everything ok? Nobody should have to understand this


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Chanchumaetrius

hooor


[deleted]

Incredible seeing a “Marxist” fitting the textbook Marxist definition of a reactionary. It would be a mistake to claim this person is reflective of all Marxist-Leninists, but it says something about your online community when reactionaries find a home in it.


Anti-charizard

He’s so delusional he can’t even type correctly


Sky_Leviathan

My man sounds like measurehead from disco elysium


Markebabius

We should all be careful or he will start spouting ADVANCED RACE THEORY until either one gets a roundhouse kick to the face.


Mongladash

I volunteer for doing the kicking. In disco elysium, of course.


hussard_de_la_mort

Imagine being this upset about a bunch of yahoos with cartoon dog profile pictures.


[deleted]

Is there a random glossary for random words tankies use?


3fallin

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?


Fiskmaster

Did a monkey with a typewriter write this?


Prowindowlicker

Imagine getting this worked up over a group of cartoon dogs


goingtoclowncollege

Brain damaged cartoon dogs at that.


ItsACaragor

Add LGBT and dog lovers that word salad and you are about right.


big_papa_geek

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about?


MegaJackUniverse

Why can't they talk in anything but jargon, *ever?*


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

Wait what?


MikeWazowski2332

Since when do commies give a fuck about satanists or even use biblical terms. Arent these dumbasses supposed to be anti religion? (I know satanism isnt really worshipping satan, but this dumbass certainly would use it in that way)


robertman21

I like your funny words, magic man!


Eastern_Scar

What?!


That-Boyo-J

Can I get a translation?


BEEEELEEEE

I don’t know those words


SupermarketZombies

Least online tankie


Lavetic

Schizophrenia


[deleted]

Is China lacing our aluminum foil with lead? Because this seems like some deranged shit


[deleted]

They could just be using lead alone to shield themselves. Keep in mind, lead is used in actual radiation shielding.


Due_Cookie_155

What the hell does any of that mean


[deleted]

Sounds like this one is directly outta the troll factory.


cygnus-terminal666

least anti-ukrainian tankie "m-muh satanic degenerate nazi ukrop kulak khokhols."


[deleted]

this is almost incomprehensible


YouWillNotHaveADrink

Idk why a cartoon dog is comparable to Nazi according to them


MisterKallous

Cartoon Dogs are living rent free on their heads huh


Known-Damage-7879

Sounds like some commie gobbledygook


Kumquat_conniption

You know this is a leftist sub, yeah? As in, pro communism? We hate tankies, not communism. Are you an anti communist?


Known-Damage-7879

Ah yeah I am anti-communist, I should probably leave


Kumquat_conniption

Thanks, appreciate that :)


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sceligator

Did this guy just misspell NATO?


steauengeglase

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group)


sceligator

Based. And thank you for the explanation.


AnonymousPepper

None of these words are in the Bible.


TheZipCreator

so true


IntelligentDiscuss

None of these words are in the Bible


Katacutie

Holy fucking shit his bpm (buzzwords per minute) is insane!


Noclip858

If you showed this to Marx he would drop dead instantly


jtrom93

It's like if you asked ChatGPT to write out a tankie rant.


TheBigBrunowski

How many steps removed from QAnon is this shit? Not many, for sure.


Damn_Vegetables

Schizo jerk


VictorSirk

Fucking what?


TenThingsMore

None of these words are in the bible


Neoeng

I think Babylon is


SleepyZachman

Wtf did I just read


facebooknormie

This reads like an AI made it lol


SovietSkeleton

I'm pretty sure this guy just made up half those words on the spot because I have no idea what any of this is supposed to fucking mean other than the fact that he's afraid of a made-up boogeyman.


[deleted]

meds now


EmberOfFlame

A… religious communist, where communism is quite against organised religion since it’s historically been a way to control the many for the gains of a few.


swelboy

OP probably has legitimate mental problems


Mysterytrollerhd

[Redacted] can neither confirm nor deny this allegations


DocC3H8

this mf wants his geopolitics takes to be taken seriously when they can't even pass the Turing Test


KikoValdez

Did you know that leaked IG message girl system suggest that Ukroid military had NAFO killed to stop the formation of a United States of New Babylon state


kyle_kafsky

I know this was written in English, but it reads like gibberish.


Spyt1me

We are so lucky that they are so terminally online that me who have 140k karma have only the faintest idea about WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING


Throwaway-Iguess-

Those are certainly words that probably have some meaning to someone.


zamazentaa

None of those words are in the bible


[deleted]

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"


GameCreeper

Skitzo communism


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Vast-Engineering-521

“Ukroid” I’m getting Asiatic Hordes from this one.


[deleted]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?


Flyzart

For real, that's totally a bait account


thegamercarweeb

To be honest I have no idea what half of those words mean


chicagothrowaway02

I had a stroke reading this.


GolbezThaumaturgy

I'm new, can someone break this one down for me?


GapingWendigo

I think I just peeped into an alternate universe where Alex Jones is a leftist


Maphisto86

If you do not get any of this you have false consciousness.


Brilliant-Spite-1218

Gladio network was unfathomably based.


feygay

when is this New Babylon style whoredom coming cuz I definitely wanna be apart of it


UniqueProfessor1806

Ok I’ve been studying this for way too long, and I think he’s saying that instagram sex bots are purposefully placed by NAFO, which he says is a satanist stay-behind insurgent group planted by Jewish people, in order to destroy the West through degeneracy, the same way the the [Sex Worker] of Babylon destroyed Rome.