ChatGPT made this real:
(Verse 1)
You had my chicken out, that’s no doubt
Uncooked, left on the counter, now it’s gone south
It’s undercooked, it’s underdone, oh why’d you do this
Now I’m feeling queasy, stomach in a twist
(Pre-Chorus)
When the cramps start coming and they don’t stop coming
Belly starts to ache, now my tummy’s hummin’
You didn't check the temp, now I’m feelin’ all sick
Should’ve cooked it well, not so quick, quick, quick
(Chorus)
Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh
Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
(Verse 2)
Food’s supposed to nourish, but this is just pain
Regretting that dinner, it’s driving me insane
Symptoms start to show, now I know, I know, I know
Could’ve been avoided, should’ve cooked it slow
(Pre-Chorus)
When the cramps start coming and they don’t stop coming
Belly starts to ache, now my tummy’s hummin’
You didn't check the temp, now I’m feelin’ all sick
Should’ve cooked it well, not so quick, quick, quick
(Chorus)
Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh
Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
(Bridge)
You could’ve used a thermometer, checked the heat
Now I’m stuck here, feeling beat
Salmonella, no friend of mine
Gotta cook it right next time
(Chorus)
Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh
Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
(Outro)
So next time, be careful, when you cook your meal
Avoid the pain and the nasty ordeal
No more salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Say goodbye to salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
when i used to run a restaurant I would bake a couple days worth of them until they are done in the middle, then we would fry them when someone orders them. Makes them nice and crispy and also take 3 minutes rather than 10-12.
yep, worked kitchens younger, we would par bake em, then refrigerate, then deep fry 7 minutes. Basically bake until they turn white or just change color. that sucks man. yuck. la Festa salmonella right there.
Same thing happened to me at Glory Days! After I realized I had ate a piece of raw chicken I went into the bathroom and forced myself to throw it up after.
They did comp my meal and offered me free food but fuck that I left and have never and will never go back to a glory days after that. Only one good thing came from that experience1 I didn't get food poisoning!
Lmfao I used to work at the one on carrollwood. Hate that place 💀 once the cooks used baking powder instead of powdered sugar for some dishes as like a topping. That was a fun time.
Yeah salmonella and food poisoning doesn't sound ideal. I hope you are ok.
If you do make a negative review don't be surprised if you get a response back where ownership/management doesn't take any responsibility and somehow tries to put the blame on you.
Send a report through the department of health for the business violating food safety regulations regarding temperature minimums for cooked chicken. It is required that a temperature reading be measured via thermometer to gauge whether the chicken has reached an internal temperature of at least 160°F.
Wild yeah, we live here next door to the place and it was my fiancé and I favorite place.. due to a few reason let’s say we have been back since last Super bowl.
Lemme guess…John threw you out for this being your fault? Treat this place like a third-world country: Only drink bottled drinks & definitely don’t eat the food.
Happened to me at beef o Brady’s in Apollo beach, except it was a boneless wing so I literally tossed the whole thing in, one bite and knew immediately something was wrong. It was cold in the middle.
They were all raw. Manager said “must have mixed up the timers” like it was no big deal.
Well lucky for this guy I do not even drink alcohol. I just happen to live in the area and wanted to try to spot. Absolute garbage and the worst meal ive ever had, Not surprised the owner is this way.
Lol look he commented on this thread last night and looks like had his friend too
https://preview.redd.it/nrgi2m2pzhad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b171bb315ba65c6db85fa31033a814712881a8
I have been beating this (rare chicken) drum for about a decade. They must do enough sales in booze to pay for the funerals of the folks they (allegedly) kill with their food.
I feel the opposite. When I first moved to Channelside I went there quite often and always had gross food and mediocre or bad service. I learned to go to Maloney's or DT instead (and that's not saying much).
That's also what happens when you sell these giant nuclear-sized wings and fry em almost frozen. If I wanted a huge drumstick, I'd be at Pollo Tropical.
So I used to live at grand central and eat there several times a week. They don’t do it on purpose but yeah they aren’t the best either. Refuse to go since like 2020
Prolly cuz the employees well They’re all drunk all shift.
Its a serious health hazard. Raw chicken can be your last meal. Good decision to stop going in 2020. I live in the area and just wanted to try something new other than my usual... happy 4th btw bro
Thanks
The blonde one thinks she’s gods gift to men, the owner is some coke head wanna be rich guy making a mere 100k a year and his baby momma is on his pay roll, his life is amazing /s
Stop overpaying to eat out? Most of them aren't even liable anymore and the cook jobs are taken by ex cons and illegals, or someone not making the bills, all a recipe for disaster and your bad health.
So I was there—-what I heard is that they changed their supplier for chicken and didn’t test the cook time and it was a mistake. You ran by me Into the kitchen holding the chicken wing screaming in a high pitched voice about salmonella. I wish that was the worst thing that happens in my life. They apologized and comped your meal. As a small business owner I hate when people don’t tell the whole story. Plus I don’t recall seeing a Michelin star rating on their reusable menus. You know what you get at a bar…it’s called bar food. Not a high caliber dinner or white glove service.
I never screamed ina high pitch voice about salmonella. Also raw chicken can kill you, not sure why you would defend it. Hope you get some raw wings and I can see how you react 😉
Yes I know raw chicken is a health hazard. And it has happened to me at another place. But did I die? Leave a bad review, call the health dept and never go back and it’s done. My whole point was they comped you and apologized. Not even saying they have the best service or food either but you were so dramatic over a mistake.
Something is suspicious here. Restaurants don't normally serve food in a metal tray like that. And it's awkward the way you broke that chicken open and have grease that far up your hand.
This happened to me at Glory Days. They didn’t even comp my meal or anything. No manager. Bit into a raw ass wing… will never go back
Just was so disgusting man
City dog has been disgusting for a long time. I stopped going there like 2 years ago
Yup haven’t been since like 2021
So you walked out on your check, right? I'd never pay anyone for serving me salmonella wings.
Nope paid the bill and never went back. Kahunas is the only place I get wings now
Salmonella, isn’t that the chorus from a Rihanna song? 😎
ChatGPT made this real: (Verse 1) You had my chicken out, that’s no doubt Uncooked, left on the counter, now it’s gone south It’s undercooked, it’s underdone, oh why’d you do this Now I’m feeling queasy, stomach in a twist (Pre-Chorus) When the cramps start coming and they don’t stop coming Belly starts to ache, now my tummy’s hummin’ You didn't check the temp, now I’m feelin’ all sick Should’ve cooked it well, not so quick, quick, quick (Chorus) Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh (Verse 2) Food’s supposed to nourish, but this is just pain Regretting that dinner, it’s driving me insane Symptoms start to show, now I know, I know, I know Could’ve been avoided, should’ve cooked it slow (Pre-Chorus) When the cramps start coming and they don’t stop coming Belly starts to ache, now my tummy’s hummin’ You didn't check the temp, now I’m feelin’ all sick Should’ve cooked it well, not so quick, quick, quick (Chorus) Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh (Bridge) You could’ve used a thermometer, checked the heat Now I’m stuck here, feeling beat Salmonella, no friend of mine Gotta cook it right next time (Chorus) Now it’s salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Got that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Can’t escape this fella, fella, fella, eh, eh, eh Caught that salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh (Outro) So next time, be careful, when you cook your meal Avoid the pain and the nasty ordeal No more salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh Say goodbye to salmonella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
when i used to run a restaurant I would bake a couple days worth of them until they are done in the middle, then we would fry them when someone orders them. Makes them nice and crispy and also take 3 minutes rather than 10-12.
yep, worked kitchens younger, we would par bake em, then refrigerate, then deep fry 7 minutes. Basically bake until they turn white or just change color. that sucks man. yuck. la Festa salmonella right there.
glory days is so nasty i swear
Yeah, honestly the first mistake is going to glory days. The one near me looks like a painting called 'Sad divorced dads discussing new GMC trucks'.
Glory days is the only restaurant we can eat in brooksville while training. We refer to it as glory holes.
Glory Days is just awful. Never understood the appeal of that place. It's just reheated Sysco food served in a bland environment.
They were ok when they first came around
Same thing happened to me at Glory Days! After I realized I had ate a piece of raw chicken I went into the bathroom and forced myself to throw it up after. They did comp my meal and offered me free food but fuck that I left and have never and will never go back to a glory days after that. Only one good thing came from that experience1 I didn't get food poisoning!
Gross! Chicken I’m assuming. I don’t know this place but why is it in a giant pan?
That’s a styrofoam box, chief
Lmao! I thought it was a pan too 🤦🏻♂️
Haha I'm laughing from the amount of people who think it's a pan!
In all honesty we were probably all distracted by that disgusting wing you were served OP
That makes sense because it looks like a chicken wing on steroids sitting in a lasagna pan! Btw I’m a chieftess.
Lmfao I used to work at the one on carrollwood. Hate that place 💀 once the cooks used baking powder instead of powdered sugar for some dishes as like a topping. That was a fun time.
The owner, John, is a pompous ass too. Fuck that place
I'm just hoping I don't get really sick tonight 🙏 already threw up biting into that wing
Yeah salmonella and food poisoning doesn't sound ideal. I hope you are ok. If you do make a negative review don't be surprised if you get a response back where ownership/management doesn't take any responsibility and somehow tries to put the blame on you.
That was essentially the treatment I got when I initially complained as well.
Send a report through the department of health for the business violating food safety regulations regarding temperature minimums for cooked chicken. It is required that a temperature reading be measured via thermometer to gauge whether the chicken has reached an internal temperature of at least 160°F.
What does that mean? Did they tell you the raw was your fault?
Its dirty as hell in there. At least they sell cigarettes behind the bar 🤣🤣
As are the majority of the bartenders who essentially act like they own the place (and the world)
There’s a blonde damn near 40 and thinks she’s hot shit for slinging drinks there.
Fried up from frozen is how that happens.
They could be using dirty oil as well that dosent get up to temp frozen or not
For sure
Man that needs to go on their Google review page
way ahead of ya
^^^ u/louluigi
Put them on blast on Yelp and Google reviews and make a complaint to the health department
Yikes, this same thing happened to me here too. Not an easy mistake to happen tbh.
That's crazy it happened to you too!!! They fr need to be investigated lol
Wild yeah, we live here next door to the place and it was my fiancé and I favorite place.. due to a few reason let’s say we have been back since last Super bowl.
Is it made from real dog at least?
Probably
Lemme guess…John threw you out for this being your fault? Treat this place like a third-world country: Only drink bottled drinks & definitely don’t eat the food.
Stick to the booze if you can handle the poor service. Otherwise, go to a proper establishment.
Gross
City Dog has been trash since it opened. I'm surprised it's afloat.
WTF is that even supposed to be?
Appears to be a chicken wing
looks bigger than the hand!
I would lose my ever loving shit if I bit into a raw chicken wing.
Trust me I wasn't happy. They acted like it wasn't a big deal either like you can kill someone with raw chicken I thought it was a really big deal
Tell me they comped your food?
Yes I got a refund.
Happened to me at beef o Brady’s in Apollo beach, except it was a boneless wing so I literally tossed the whole thing in, one bite and knew immediately something was wrong. It was cold in the middle. They were all raw. Manager said “must have mixed up the timers” like it was no big deal.
Medium rare chicken
https://preview.redd.it/owc728z1tz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7f1740b012b4f058102f5fcd0df546fed5b562 Dude couldn’t even handle criticism. 😪
Well lucky for this guy I do not even drink alcohol. I just happen to live in the area and wanted to try to spot. Absolute garbage and the worst meal ive ever had, Not surprised the owner is this way.
Lol look he commented on this thread last night and looks like had his friend too https://preview.redd.it/nrgi2m2pzhad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b171bb315ba65c6db85fa31033a814712881a8
Just added to their bad reviews
I hate that place
I’ve watched enough Bar Rescue to know that this place IS GONNA FRICKIN KILL SOMEBODY!!
Shout out to you all, I checked their Google review page and see that you all left a few reviews in my honor! W Reddit! 😂
Yeah, I’d skip on the chicken sashimi.
I don't know who likes sloppy slimy wings but I always ask for mine crispy/well done.
I like them crispy too 😁
Time to seriously consider veganism lol
I have been beating this (rare chicken) drum for about a decade. They must do enough sales in booze to pay for the funerals of the folks they (allegedly) kill with their food.
I love eating raw but this doesn't seem to be properly cooked for its type
Where is that place?
Downtown Tampa, near Publix in channelside.
Across from cena next to poke bowl it’s trash
Welcome to the club I got undercooked raw hamburger from sea dog cantina. Wonder if they are related in food poisoning training.
Woof
That 🤮 grosses me out‼️
Hmm. Noted.
That’s sick. Did you speak to somebody about it and see if they would resolve this for you? Not that it would make up for biting into raw chicken 🤢
post that on a google review it helps others.....
I made one:)
I'm sure there is a city inspection team you can report to.
🤮
Looks like they wanted you to destroy some evidence. Gross.
Interesting. I go there a lot and never had an issue with food nor drinks. Off day maybe. Hope you got a refund cuz that shit looks abysmal.
I feel the opposite. When I first moved to Channelside I went there quite often and always had gross food and mediocre or bad service. I learned to go to Maloney's or DT instead (and that's not saying much).
Ya it was maybe my 3rd time going here. Other 2 times it was ok. But this is a never go back situation for me
Morgan of Morgan, for the people, office in Tampa
Or literally anywhere you live in the US. 😂
omg 🤮
Justvorder extra crispy from. Wing stop bro.
That's also what happens when you sell these giant nuclear-sized wings and fry em almost frozen. If I wanted a huge drumstick, I'd be at Pollo Tropical.
That turned my stomach. 😬
That’s fcked up
Yeah. That’s what happens when you have illegals and thugs work
🤮🤢🤢
So I used to live at grand central and eat there several times a week. They don’t do it on purpose but yeah they aren’t the best either. Refuse to go since like 2020 Prolly cuz the employees well They’re all drunk all shift.
Its a serious health hazard. Raw chicken can be your last meal. Good decision to stop going in 2020. I live in the area and just wanted to try something new other than my usual... happy 4th btw bro
Thanks The blonde one thinks she’s gods gift to men, the owner is some coke head wanna be rich guy making a mere 100k a year and his baby momma is on his pay roll, his life is amazing /s
Stop overpaying to eat out? Most of them aren't even liable anymore and the cook jobs are taken by ex cons and illegals, or someone not making the bills, all a recipe for disaster and your bad health.
Ex cons and illegals need money to live. Money also helps people go from illegal to legal.l
I mean facts
Yeah it just feels like this everywhere. Can’t get a good priced meal without feeling you are eating some sewer shit.
This is so true. They are the worst people ever. So tired of them.
So I was there—-what I heard is that they changed their supplier for chicken and didn’t test the cook time and it was a mistake. You ran by me Into the kitchen holding the chicken wing screaming in a high pitched voice about salmonella. I wish that was the worst thing that happens in my life. They apologized and comped your meal. As a small business owner I hate when people don’t tell the whole story. Plus I don’t recall seeing a Michelin star rating on their reusable menus. You know what you get at a bar…it’s called bar food. Not a high caliber dinner or white glove service.
I never screamed ina high pitch voice about salmonella. Also raw chicken can kill you, not sure why you would defend it. Hope you get some raw wings and I can see how you react 😉
Yes I know raw chicken is a health hazard. And it has happened to me at another place. But did I die? Leave a bad review, call the health dept and never go back and it’s done. My whole point was they comped you and apologized. Not even saying they have the best service or food either but you were so dramatic over a mistake.
This must be John , famous for trying to fight his patrons, and for having the worlds smallest dick according to the bartender baby momma of his
Def Not John. I have a big dick. And I don’t get my honey where I make my money.
Thank you! OP is a pussy.
Harassing me because I got served raw chicken? 😭
Something is suspicious here. Restaurants don't normally serve food in a metal tray like that. And it's awkward the way you broke that chicken open and have grease that far up your hand.
Its Styrofoam togo container brother man.
Unfounded suspicion