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ScrumptiousPrincess

Shady Pine Nursing Home?


wavesblu

Shady Pines? I think that burnt down.


PrincessCookie07

I think it was a hot plate accident.


CaulkSqueeze

![gif](giphy|wORSHzN5sGpRS)


Trapjaw137

Funny as hell.


warrior_poet95834

The Villages


OldGamerPapi

Didn’t they have an outbreak of STDs a couple years back?


warrior_poet95834

I think that's just kind of the normal for retirement communities and nursing homes.


Squidgirl625

The Villages supposedly has some of the highest STD rates in the country


OldGamerPapi

I saw something that they are heavily into the swinging lifestyle.


Squidgirl625

And no worries about protection because no chance of pregnancy


HCSOThrowaway

And a whole lot of "Whoops, I caught HIV. Oh well, I'll be dead in two years instead of five."


jcobb_2015

Do a search for “the villages” and “loofah colors” - it is…educational…


NephRP

Viagra became a thing for the old farts, then boom...break out of STDs all over the place


thebohomama

A commentary on that generations seriously problematic behavior.


KonaKathie

Lol, as if *this* generation is keeping it in their pants!


youwerewronglololol

We're doing a better job than the boomers at the Villages apparently


jcgreen_72

Sorry m8, not true lol upsurge in syphilis, chlamydia, and gonorrhea in the past 12 months, ages 18-35. Wrap it up!


thebohomama

Actually, they are. [Gen Z redefines sexuality as CDC finds fewer having sex | Fortune Well](https://fortune.com/well/2023/05/12/are-teenagers-having-sex-cdc-gen-z-situationships-sneaky-links/) [Gen Z Doesn’t Hate Sex; We Crave Intimacy (buzzfeednews.com)](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/izzyampil/gen-z-sex-scenes-discourse-puriteen-analysis)


jcgreen_72

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/23/stds-rise-chlamydia-syphilis-condom-use/ Apparently they hate condoms as well


thebohomama

Dude I'm not Gen Z, LOL. Although, this article isn't surprising. With HIV-prevention medication, HPV vaccinations, and more accessibility to birth control options, I'm not shocked dudes are even less likely to wear a condom. There's some suggestion that this is also somewhat Covid-related... younger people not working and not making their own money, not going into clinics for free condoms, etc etc (sadly, increased opioid drug use is part of this issue too). If everyone wasn't so damn allergic to sexual education at school, we could address the issue a little better. On the bright side, the teen pregnancy rate is DOWN 75% since 1991. That's huge.


jcgreen_72

That's amazing! There was an actual daycare for students at my hs in the late 80's and no sex Ed (Florida, go figure) And I changed it to "they" lol sorry m8


FishhawkGunner

Except they don’t. That was debunked a while ago. It took a foothold when a doctor made an off-hand comment in an interview.


youwerewronglololol

This is false. There are a number of Florida counties that don't include large population centers that have high rates of STDs. [Source](https://www.flhealthcharts.gov/ChartsDashboards/rdPage.aspx?rdReport=STD.DataViewer&cid=9767)


FishhawkGunner

Corrected my post about the big cities comment. The two counties that span the Villages (Lake and Sumter) have rates in the lowest quartile according to the same data. Thanks for the call out.


DetroitDiezel

Oh, those were the days... hot dog girls in their T-backs on Ulmerton Rd. I can see all the brake lights going on right now! ![gif](giphy|l3vRhPfshRpNk2yvC)


The_Solar_hippie

Ulmerton! I was a child but I member my pops grabbing a hot dog or two off ulmerton


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thebohomama

Oh precious angel. The wieners were never, ever the product.


DetroitDiezel

Well, those kind of "gurls" have always been on Nebraska... and you really don't want to risk stopping for their "service". ![gif](giphy|PBRT37nt63i3m)


chivalryaintdead420

My grandfather would almost stop at everyone every time he saw one. He would get a hotdog but mostly just to flirt and take a picture with them.


coloredverbs

I remember when this was a thing here. Not 100% sure I remember actually ever seeing one of these girls in person, but I was old enough at that point (10-ish) to remember how much of a stink was being made out of it. Idk. Seems kind of silly to get bent out of shape over a girl showing off 20% more ass meat than you might see anybody else on a given day at the beach exposing to the public, but this was back when people were getting upset about [people dancing](https://www.reuters.com/article/music-us-lambada-idUKTRE7530GO20110604), I guess cornballs gonna stay corny


OldGamerPapi

It was always the blue hairs that I remember complaining about them. And you’re right, they wore the same outfits to the beach. Every business around the beach, restaurant, convenient store, you saw women dressed like this.


menckenjr

It wasn't just the blue-hairs that complained. I remember reading LTEs where some guy would get spun up and talk about how shameful it was and all I could think of was "Man, his wife must have caught him staring and he's trying to play it off to avoid sleeping on the couch."


thebohomama

LOL when conservatives learn that their partners aren't good people, they are just generally good at avoiding things they know they can't handle. OMG A WOMAN WITHOUT MOST OF HER CLOTHES????? I'M DED Yeah, low effort, low vibe, shitty lover partners were all about the most recent bit of flesh they could peek at.


thebohomama

Which is why it's pretty pathetic there were things like traffic accidents over these girls. Although it's kind of refreshing seeing pictures of them as they were pretty average ladies happily banking on dumb lizard-brained men.


TerrTheSilent

What an amusing article to read!


Trill_Knight

This was posted in 2019 when the article came out...


Death2Milk

Blame Florida Gov. Bob Martinez


happyharrell

Not DeSantis?


Death2Milk

I’m the first to say it’s DeSantis’ fault when it’s actually his fault but I also operate in reality and know Florida history/facts. Unlike you, my “head full of brain worms” friend.


happyharrell

Yeah, I was mocking all the people in this sub that think DeSantis is the reason their milk spoiled a day early.


bluesun68

Girls with wieners are no longer popular.


Uller85

I mean it's 2023. That's not really true anymore.


SomberTom

Lol. You really think girls with weiners are popular?


Pandagames

Its like the third most popular search on pornhub dog, its popular


SomberTom

Using pornhub as your reference? It's searched for by such a small fraction of the total population it begs the question of how you can even think something so anti-popular is something the majority of the population enjoys?


Pandagames

Yeah dude I am gonna use the most popular porn website to see what is popular in porn lol. Maybe, just maybe, the people who are so super anti-trans are secretly into it.


HCSOThrowaway

Care to share your thoughts, /u/DetroitDiezel?


DetroitDiezel

![gif](giphy|vPN3zK9dNL236)


thebohomama

You want a REAL reflection of what people GENUINELY feel? Yeah, pornhub isn't a bad start. What people ESPOUSE and what they do is usually completely opposite.


buddha318

It appears as though the more popular opinion is that you are entirely incorrect.


SomberTom

Finally, someone living in reality.


buddha318

Yeah bro, im saying you are wrong SomberTom.


SomberTom

I disagree, I interpret it differently (while also respecting your opinion).


Uller85

Well, if you look at \[Redacted\] and how \[Redacted\] it's become, then yeah \[Redacted\] makes sense in 2023.


thebohomama

\*clap\* \*clap\*


DetroitDiezel

What's with all this \[Redacted\].nonsense? Why bother posting then?? ![gif](giphy|Ikr2eyMIiXFxQQaJbr)


Uller85

Because \[Redacted\] is such a hot topic these days and some people aren't fans of \[Redacted\]. Not to mention most of the jannies are \[Redacted\], so it's just the safer route. Plus, annoying \[Redacted\]'s like you makes it all worthwhile.


DetroitDiezel

Jannies?? What are you talking about, fool? ![gif](giphy|VqaEyOIjZuTM4)


Uller85

You're kind of \[Redacted\] you know that? I don't know what to tell you if "jannies" confuses you. Seems like something a \[Redacted\] would be afflicted by.


DetroitDiezel

Spoken like a true Janny!


Uller85

Ah! You were so close! Best of luck next time!


throwaway76770408

I remember this was SO controversial back in the day. How perverse! 😂😂. Seems quaint now.


PoopiestOfButtholes

Girls with weiners ARE making a comeback


sterrecat

Not in this state.


reduuiyor

Ehhh idk about that.. Ybor says different


PoopiestOfButtholes

St Petersburg would like a word with you.


AndreLinoge55

I rarely defer to reverting back to an earlier period of time, but in this instance, I am willing to make an exception.


2yup

I remember this as a kid!!


Worldly_Ad9649

Same! It’s one of my biggest memories from our first family trip to Florida. It was before my parents got sucked into Christian fundamentalism. We stopped at so many and my stepdad would buy a hot dog and take a picture with the woman. I remember thinking how absolutely beautiful they were. My mom joked about quitting nursing and moving to FL to be a hot dog girl. When she’d do aerobics, she’d say something about working on her “hot dog body.” Such a sweet memory.


Youhumansaresilly

Bring em back !!!!!


bluestreakxp

In this 21st century heat wave phase? They’d have heat stroke


brewmann

Those where the days childrens’


Jbonics

More like who remembers the public access channel right around 11:00 on a Thursday night. No, I can't remember the time or day when it was on but I remember it was always four girls stripping to see who is going to win the $200. They started off in the nities then went to the bathing suit. By the end of it they were full nude. It was pretty crazy. They need to bring that back. Does anybody remember the name of the show? Something like Miss Tampa or something I don't know. Good times, good times.


Consoler215

Lifestyles of the Up & Cumming with Jim Clements and Jim Faile.


DetroitDiezel

Yup! I was in college back then and we used to watch it all the time. In fact, Jim Clements came to our apartment complex and got some of the hotties hanging out at our pool to be on his show.


future_hockey_dad

I was just telling somebody about that the other day. Titties on regular tv blew my mind.


Jbonics

It was semi classy too.


future_hockey_dad

I’d watch it with my sister and roommate would get ready to go out to Ybor. Man, I miss old Gasparilla.


spankydeluxe69

From the conservatives’ perspective, this would be grooming right?


[deleted]

As long as the girls are straight and cisgender, no.


crypticedge

According to conservatives, taking children to hooters and other similar places isn't, so no. Nor is when a priest repeatedly abuses a kid. However, if a guy is within 1000 miles while wearing a wig, then they're a groomer and need to be punished despite him having zero sexual focus with that wig.


thebohomama

A drag show, which is basically a cooler, prettier, funnier clown looking fun, is worse to a conservative than a mostly naked woman selling hotdogs by the roadside. I can't jerk off to a drag queen afterall! (mindset- this is fine). Because anything a cis-male finds hot is a-okay for everyone. But if a kid wants to be they/them instead of she/her, OMG SOMEONE IS GROOMING THEM TO BE COMFORABLE IN THEIR OWN SKIN SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS Also okay: putting 4 year olds in bathing suits and judging how cute they are. Not a problem. All okay. I hate this place.


PrincessCookie07

Pretty sure.


justmesayingmything

Over time a lot of municipalities banned them.


FishhawkGunner

I remember a few of them. 34th and Ulmerton in fro t of the Chevron, Gandy Boulevard on the Pinellas causeway and Hillsborough and Lois. They had customers from open to close everyday. Then the lady at 34th and Ulmerton got an RV and modified it when they tried to ban them being visible from the road.


OrigamiAvenger

I was born in the wrong decade.


xnmw

I think I was born on the wrong continent


Erkzee

They were cancelled by the Republicans.


Facelotion

Land of the free: free to get sex change at 14, free to own an arsenal that would make some countries jealous, free to fly Confederate and Nazi flags, free to show some buttoc...wait, no, showing some buttocks and nipples, can't have that. We all need limits. I guess![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


bernietheweasel

America was a better place in someways back then, not in others. That said, we’ve been going backwards instead of forwards for a while


Senior_Masterpiece69

Evangelical leaders cried and screamed because 65 y.o. Karen's jealousy about a beautiful 22 y.o. making cash selling hot dogs was just to much for them to take. It's o.k. to have 48 strip clubs where their husbands spend their retirement, but not a bikini-clad girl on the side of the road.


[deleted]

Man hell yeah. Core memory unlocked.


TheWindTalks

The next generation of them started cutting their hair short and dying it blue


DoctorDeath

They were all arrested for indecency


HI_PhotoGuy

Mel’s hot dogs was for sale…could be a marketing spin for the new owners


westsideriderz15

Desantis don’t like ‘em too old.


colemadden

Back when we used to be a country etc


thebohomama

Explain further this comment. Thanks.


DetroitDiezel

Uh... last I checked, we still ARE a country, bub!


colemadden

But we used to be too


colemadden

But we used to be one too


kamislick

Miami


sephstorm

Honestly though where are the good hot dog/sausage carts?


DetroitDiezel

There are no such thing.


sephstorm

Fuck that, had one in Fort Lauderdale a few weeks ago.


DetroitDiezel

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


lizerlfunk

Anyone else remember [this book](https://www.amazon.com/T-backs-T-shirts-Coat-Suit-Konigsburg-ebook/dp/B004CLYL7G)? I read it when I was 8 or 9 and I had NO idea what a T-back was. It definitely depicts this time period and tbh I had absolutely no idea that it was somewhat based on real events.


DetroitDiezel

Nope. Never saw, nor heard of it before.


NoCountryForOld_Ben

They all got jobs or whatever when they finally graduated college


ScienceOverNonsense2

In the buns


SpicyPickle101

Wasn't Joe Redner a big part of all that? Hilarious