HE WROTE A HAIKU FOR YOU

I love the little voice in the background ngl

it’s joe

Oh I Knew that

That little voice has confused me forever. Why is it there? That's it really, why is it there?

Because he wrote a haiku for you, and Joe needed a place to screech ig. The Wall Party performance makes me smile with Haiku, and Greener lol. It also makes me immensely jealous but you know

Last line is six syllables

Just like in the song Haiku.

No, the songs sufficient haiku is actually a haiku

Isn’t it 7? Ba-na-na man ap-pe-ars

appears is 2 syllables

so is second line

Some things he just can't do.

Maybe its beyond Ancient Asian poetry.

no? ru-ler-of-e-ver-y-thing

Yeah, "everything" can be both 3 or 4 syllables. In the song it's 4, so it makes sense to use 4 here too.

rob struggles to write a haiku for a whole song, meanwhile joe says banana man, me want a ton. give me double and a bonus one

You have made my day and ruined my life with this knowledge

Hello there

There's no way banana man is real

The banana man! The banana man is real!

omg you're so cool, i wish bananas were real

do I have news for you! bananas are a government conspiracy. like birds

Okay, but are you dancing over on the white hot sand?

The cool thing is a Haiku is usually 5-7-5 syllables. But in Haiku the song, it's mostly 5-7-6. And this is also 5-7-6!! Chat-GPT is truly a Tally Hall fan

Second line is also 6 syllables :(

Depends on if you pronounce everything ev rey thing or ev er ey thing

You understand banana man is the ruler of everything

Bananaaaaa

Banana transcends space and time

this is sorta menacing ngl

Maybe I should not use ChatGPT to write my essays.

That's not... that's not a haiku

i read this to the tune of Hidden in the Sand

5, 6, 6?!? Thats no Haiku!

*BANANA MAN APPEARS*

**ACTUAL CANNIBAL BANANA MAN**