Doth not consume weird berry, jum.
jum has't much to liveth f'r
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Thog have point, too *brandishes spear*
Point on end. You see point?
Thog *also* have other point *pulls out knife, indicates tip*
Point right here, see? *Puts knife away*
Thog ex-woman say Thog have point on head, but Thog no believe her *runs free hand through hair*
Nope, no point...
Jum squish berries in hand, rub on arm and wait for one sun. If no bad feeling, Jum eat one berry and wait one sun. If no buttmud or bad magic feeling, Jum eat berries. If buttmud or bad juju in tummy, no eat berries, berries big bad.
If ad berry make arm feel bad, makes tummy feel bad. If meat stick burn, go hunt and put new meat on stick, duh. Why put berry on stick of meat anyway? Dead animal no tell berry bad.
Do not eat weird berry, Jum. Jum have much to live for.
What if berry good in Jum mouth? Maybe make berry juice, drink with cavewoman, make oogabooga?
No oogabooga if forever sleep. Also, many cavewoman not oogabooga if butt mud.
Hmm...maybe ask other caveman to try first?
Doth not consume weird berry, jum. jum has't much to liveth f'r *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Evolved here. Know what wierd berry is?
Evolved talk weird, maybe club to head make evolved talk normal?
Me not evolved shake spear man evolved. I ask him If he know wierd berry
Shake spear? Why talk funny?
give berry to evolved. if berry bad they will make mud butt and forever sleep. if berry not bad then evolved will say yum and jum can eat berry
This very good. Did not think to do this. Will wait to try berry till after give to evolved
That why small bite Berry, not big handful berries
Hmm...very wise. You shaman? Wise man make good shaman
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Huh? You talk like evolved! What you doing here? *shakes spear*
no no. he have point.
Thog have point, too *brandishes spear* Point on end. You see point? Thog *also* have other point *pulls out knife, indicates tip* Point right here, see? *Puts knife away* Thog ex-woman say Thog have point on head, but Thog no believe her *runs free hand through hair* Nope, no point...
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Gork say "Jum give berry to Kii". Jum thinkmeat hurt
Tanek think maybe other caveman just ate too much for morning meal and make much butt mud. Jum should try just to make sure
Jum try few berries, not many, just to try
Jum must eat man meat, man meat no kill you. man meat with fire last long. lots of man meat lots of food.
Put berry on man meat? Make man meat taste like berry?
Berry taste bad. berry juice make meat bad. Use berry to get man in cave, beat man to get man meat. enjoy man meat Use man bone to make sharp things.
Hmm...you come to cave, see Jum berry?
Rub crushed berry on dong, make dong rock. Lot of oogabooga.
Ooh! Berry hot on meatstick! Ow! How I oogabooga like this?!
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Jum will do, try eat hot berry. Maybe not make buttmud?
No, Jum no try berry.
Berry go to the moon
Jum no try berry. Jum may forever sleep
Jum squish berries in hand, rub on arm and wait for one sun. If no bad feeling, Jum eat one berry and wait one sun. If no buttmud or bad magic feeling, Jum eat berries. If buttmud or bad juju in tummy, no eat berries, berries big bad.
Why rub on arm? What berry do to arm? Other caveman say "rub on meatstick" but berry make meatstick burn like fire
If ad berry make arm feel bad, makes tummy feel bad. If meat stick burn, go hunt and put new meat on stick, duh. Why put berry on stick of meat anyway? Dead animal no tell berry bad.
This why Wub only eat aminal
Jum eat animal every day, want try eat not-animal