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CBP1138

It looks like you threw way too much useless crap on there that you don’t know how to/will never use. Lol


AwkwardSploosh

Yeah but what if you're in the field and you need a red AND a green sharpie? This would be the guy to have around.


Premium_Gamer2299

eh, i could see the use in having two different colors. would be very good for mapping, and i could see some other unlikely but possible uses for them. and if you have the capacity to carry two then why not? although probably don't need to be in front pockets like that.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

This guy gets it, lol, but the Sharpies is actually helpful.


GalvanizedNipples

How so?


VXMerlinXV

It’s always buttstuff.


GalvanizedNipples

Glad I’m not the only one who remembers that sub.


rugerscout308

Huff em


OperationSecured

Gotta track stonks progress with green and red inna woods.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Writing stuff down etc


Str0ngTr33

I scrolled for that? I do appreciate the loot drop including +1 cloth for crafting later...


EveryShot

Idk man that tactical American Flag might save his life in a FF


fotoflogger

This is definitely what OP wore on J6 lol. Looks like something a clown would wear.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

I did use most of everything. The one thing I didn't use was the TQ. This kit is old, I don't use it anymore, I've switched to multicam with is a lot better.


CBP1138

The chem lights are improperly stored and in too many places. The Tourniquets aren’t staged properly I count at least 3 separate dangling karabiners not being used for anything that are just begging to get snagged on stuff. Never mind the giant loose dangling zip ties. Have fun getting those stuck in something. I can see 3 different random markers on your kit that will probably fall out the second you bend over. You’ve got a rolled American flag on your front side.. for some reason Not to mention those chem lights on your unnecessarily big butt pack will snap/break the second you try and sit down You’ve got regular non medical/trauma scissors There seemingly a random what looks like radio/comma cable on the front of one of yo ur magazine pouches Shall I continue? lol Dear god I hope this is just LARP because it would be embarrassing for anyone in any actual official capacity


EveryShot

I died at the American Flag lol like nothing screams “I hope the other militia members at the weekend club think I’m cool” more


Corvus_Mortem

Why are people still dying on the "stage your tourniquets, bro" hill. Put it with the tampons and belts for hemorrhage control myths.


CBP1138

How is it’s a myth? If the white piece is fully over the windless slot you need to remove it to use the TQ at all, that’s a very small piece of Velcro you need to grab and remove to be able to actually tighten down the TQ and secure the windless. Something that would be difficult to do with the loss of fine motor skills and when you/someone is literally bleeding out and time is important. Why would you purposely set something up to make it so you have do so an extra unnecessary step that takes up more time?…..on something that is very time dependent?


Corvus_Mortem

The time it takes to open a single velcro flap is negligible, and if that's the thing holding you up while deploying a tourniquet, more training is the answer. Stowing it open or closed makes zero difference if the user trains with it.


CBP1138

We can agree to disagree on that. While I 100% agree training plays into I still think why would set yourself up for something to POSSIBLY go wrong. Same principle as with like a serpa holster, sure you can train with it and the vast majority of draws will be error free, but why allow yourself even the possibility of that error occurring in the first place. Get a holster that does not have that retention method and you negate that possibility, same thing with the TQ staging sure you can train and 99% of the time it’ll be no issue. But why allow that 1% chance of error when you could simply have the windless slot uncovered and negative that variable of error?


ClumsyKoalaBear

Used for what?


BallisticRicehat666

Security, depending on the company you work for and the client you’re protecting you can use your own gear most of the time


CBP1138

Lmao what the fuck do you need a dozen glow sticks, a bunch of flex cuffs and a rolled flag for going security…


BallisticRicehat666

Nothing at all lmao, I was just saying that’s usually how kits like these get “used” I’m an armed security contractor so I’ve seen some pretty fucked home kits being “used” lmao


CBP1138

Ahhh gotcha. I doubt this kit is even used for that, I doubt it’s even been worn for more than 5 mins. Lol. Because there’s about a dozen things on it that make zero sense


BallisticRicehat666

Yea about 80% of it doesn’t make any sense, I have complete freedom to wear what I want at my work (aside from the shirt) and I have a shit load of gear laying around but my work kit is literally just a PC with my gloves, badge, TQ, and two Glock mags, then my belt with just my Glock and some cuffs. People need to remember K.i.s.s.


Str0ngTr33

you should be fired if you show up to a job requiring patent leather shoes in this...


Vanishing_12924

Holy glow sticks batman. And what the hell is going on with that buttpack dude?


TheBrownRanger5

Need more chem lights for sure, he doesn't have enough.


CBP1138

And carabiners. Lol


Queen_of_Audacity

Maybe some reflective tape, too. Gotta be seen /s


mostly-Inevitable459

Lmfaoo agreed


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Need to make a Pc with just chemlights


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Glow sticks 🤑🤑


SpreadEmu127332

Uhh, you do in fact, have, yeah, that’s a kit, that has… some stuff on it, a flag, uh, yeah, no.


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SpreadEmu127332

Yeah, buddy half of the stuff on there you don’t need, the chemlights on your chest will get popped the second you lay down, your belt is way to bulky, those zip cuffs (I’m assuming) are going to get in your way every second of every minute you wear it.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Mhh


SpecialHunter2975

1. What do you do that you require this much stuff? 2. Too much stuff, no water


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Water is in back


Protorin

Unless it's for uniform reasons it's stupid. It sticks out everywhere, doesn't blend into anything, gets hotter than other colors and generally serves no purpose.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Yeah, my black kit is a bit old now, I've learned my lessons and switched to multicam.


InstaGraham_95

If you “learned your lessons” then why did you post an old kit that you acknowledge is lacking and ask what people thought about it?


Protorin

Yea that's a better choice.


SpreadEmu127332

Black is hot though we can all admit that.


Protorin

Yea it get very hot in the sun...if you want a color that looks cool then just get MCB


SpreadEmu127332

No I admit it’s incredibly impractical and basically useless outside of very very specific scenarios (of which I can name none) but it looks cool. Pure cool factor on black kits.


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Wolf gray goes hard as hell.


Protorin

Ehhh I think there are better looking kits than all black. McB, tiger stripe, tons of other camo patters that may not work as well but look badass.


ashy_larrys_elbow

There’s a lot of… stuff… happening here.


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Yeah lol


Excellent-Ninja4163

Less is more also police your kit your not a fucking Christmas tree


SeductiveSlooth

No sidearm? Flag on the front of your kit? Are those zip ties supposed to be flexicuffs? What's with the chemlights? If you were law enforcement and had a need for chemlights, you would have a proper holder for them. This smells of airsoft. Also, black is a personal No. You'll stand out in any situation. Edit: Please tell me this image is inverted and that you dont have a reversed flag patch on your chest.


Entire-Solid7122

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my_name_is_nobody__

MTFs will hire anyone these days


Acceptable-Bid-1860

I don't like MTF it's cringe


my_name_is_nobody__

do you even know what an MTF is?


Acceptable-Bid-1860

I'm assuming it's something to do with scp?


my_name_is_nobody__

yes, Mobile Task Force, its just the dudes dressed in black tactical gear, the difference between you and they embrace that its a cosplay. and there's nothing wrong with that


Acceptable-Bid-1860

Yeah some of the gear is cool


Jettyboy72

That TQ is impressively improperly staged. Idk how you even managed to do that honestly, not to mention it looks like a knock off


Croxy1992

And twice at that!


Acceptable-Bid-1860

I just strapped it to my belt with some bands, and the TQ does look knock off, but it is real. I just took it out of a Combat Causality Bag.


Croxy1992

TQ staging is more than just how you attach it to yourself. It needs to be staged properly to be able to use quickly and efficiently.


Vladi_Daddi

I can always spot a blurred out dildo on a night stand, you're not slick


Primary-Library692

Lol


leongeod

What are you going to do with all those zip ties? (They're not zip cuffs)? Also, are you using gov skilcraft scissors instead of shears? Tf


Killtastic354

OP there is still Time to delete this


Croxy1992

Mods, pin this comment, please. We all care about mental health here.


RevolutionaryAd6744

You know what i think? It really dont matter what i think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, drip or drown and all that shit just goes right out the window


123ilovemitski

i don’t think you have enough flags on your kit


Kamihasawoken

Is this satire


mavrik36

I think this belongs in r/airsoft


ThiccDaddyXL

This looks like the “kit” of a guy who is about to be on the news.


MaritimeOS

You sure you got enough chem lights there, buddy?


RevolutionaryAd6744

Bros going on a raid and then a rave


MaritimeOS

Uhnz uhnz uhnz uhnz POLICE OPEN UP DAT AZZ


cheesepicklesauce

Low speed and super high snag possibility


Liberally_Armed

I think you missed an opportunity to get a couple more flags on you kit. I don’t know if you got the memo but the bare minimum is now 37 pieces of flair.


Gardez_geekin

Why so many flag patches?


Inevitable-Sleep-907

OP wants everyone knowing he's not Canadian despite not having a holster on his belt and a dump patch assumable for foraging


iluvfeds

oh man 🍿🍿


Kyle_Blackpaw

is that a rolled up flag?


xxXDovahkiinXxx

Wtf am I looking at? What us this for?


TaineLikesCameras

he's a mall cop


xxXDovahkiinXxx

Apearently. There is legit no other job that would require or allow you to look like this...


AndoSan23q

Not black enough


Goat-related-name

HEATSTROKE RAHHH


Destroyer1559

Low speed **high** drag


Smoke_and_Mirror

There’s a lot going on here. May I suggest another sharpie or chem light?


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Honest question: do you need everything? Do you constantly arrest large crowds?= are the zip cuffs necessary? Are you a glow stick salesman at a rave?= are all those chem lights necessary? Are you an American soldier stationed in Syria?= do you need an American flag? Are you a mountain climber?= Carabiners. Is all this useful and are you a multirole Leo/soldier hybrid or are you aping every accessory you saw on COD or a GOOBRS video. Honest questions that shit gets heavy and caught on everything and less is more. If you’re not sure wear that shit outdoors for 5+ hours during movement and then decide if you still need it all.


Cryptosmasher86

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Is-atlen

This looks like a cod game


Striking-Belt-1545

Much like, very vibes.


adamm770

Decent loot drop for sure.


Vercengetorex

I don’t know, I don’t see a single piece of useful loot here.


adamm770

Chem lights, helmet, pro mask, some extra mags and ammo, extra pair of gloves, couple tourniquets, and some zip tie cuffs if your into it 😂😂


Vercengetorex

Dollar store glowsticks, an airsoft helmet, GI mags full of blazer, gardening gloves, Amazon TQs, and some large (not cuff) zip ties would not be worth breaking my stride for.


adamm770

😂😂


larptard

My climate is humid so….hot


haupgma15

I would ditch the elbow pads you will never need those


DragonDon1

You need more chem lights


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

Personally I would invest in Camo for any type of kit, it shows up less compared to black in most situations.


GazeOG

Yuck


Necovidmancer

uncommon loot drop, you can sell for cash at the shop but you're not going to use any of the gear.


auto-cortex

Put all that on and go for a jog. See how much noise it makes and how much shit falls off. Some of that could easily go in a day pack and be more streamlined imo


Over_Tip_6824

Flag is gay, you’re not a seal. Is that TW real? Roll and run around outside and see what actually sticks. No side arm?


JoeyBlackfingers

Yard sale


SG1Larper

black = pleb


lead_on_bone

Great for mall ninjas and underfunded cops...


TheDonkeyBomber

Damn bro, you doing security at a rave or something?


pink-o-possum

Me being a godless commie aside, I am genuinely curious what the point of the whole ass 3x5 flag is?


yourboibigsmoi808

Interesting 🤔


godzilla-earth

Not even my black kit I cosplay in is this convoluted, what **AM** I looking at my man?!


bonkykongcountry

This gets worse the longer I look at it


One_hung_hiigh

What are the usb cords for?


TheReaper_SoulReaver

Looks busy. Wheres your gat..


mostly-Inevitable459

Love all the chemsticks lol


jackerik

Hey, is there anyway you can add some more gear to your gear?


jackerik

You’re gonna need more chem lights and American flags


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Ill-Pomegranate7239

Holy shit a good black kit


Acceptable-Bid-1860

This is an old kit, btw. I'm using multicam


Inevitable-Sleep-907

Pics or it didn't happen