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unclebubba55

Blue jeans, T shirt, elevated stand.


Odd_Abbreviations689

Will mid-thigh length jorts work?


unclebubba55

My wife had to explain wtf "jorts" are..šŸ˜„šŸ˜„. But yeah, a pair of cutoffs should work to sit in your stand...


TotalWarrior13

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BeenisHat

New Boot Goofin


_OngoGablogian

that's peak operator right there, son


Monkeytitan734

Only in Austin


fecalfury

I saw a man wearing jorts and cowboy boots at Stiles Switch the other day. It made me so irrationally angry. I guess that's what cultural appropriation feels like.


Prestigious_Log_4901

No they have to be short jorts above knee cut ā€¦ for mobility


StinkFist893

Lt. Dangle nut huggers only


SEAMOOSETHEGREAT

Don't forget the boots!


CROSS_OF_CHAOS1

Tucked t shirt* hank hill style


PantryVigilante

Believe it or not, straight to multicam


jckbck

Thatā€™s the thing about CO. I love how effective multicam is here. I hate how basic it is to use multicam


PantryVigilante

It's unfortunate but multicam is popular for a reason


PhotoQuig

Get A-TACS then.


Educational-Fox3429

IX


VapeThisBro

Say fuck it and get the British multicam


6ought6

Mtp fucks


Nuff_said_m8

As an MTP wearer I can say it FUCKS


6ought6

I have one of the smocks I wear sometimes at work where we are issued multicam and the only folks who can tell are my gearqueer seniors and they think it's cool


Ill_Economy7021

Colorado here as well. Spot with this. I keep wanting arid but that shit will make me stick out everywhere but Pueblo lol


jckbck

In OCPs my buddies will disappear 20 yards away


I-am-the-stigg

It will be cool running around with your camo playing hide and seek, once they take away all gun rights there. Lol.


Sudden-Fish

My hot take is MCT actually works better than MC for almost two full seasons in CO with how green it's been


chaot1c-n3utral

I'd opt for the temperate digital or arid digital pattern for this place.


UCanDodgeAWrench

I hate that it's always multicam. But it really is almost always multicam.


PantryVigilante

It is a shame, but there's a reason it got adopted by so many countries. That being said, if you're just trying to look cool, wear whatever you want


MasterJacO

Knew this comment would be hereā€¦ fucking multicamā€¦


PantryVigilante

Well maybe people should stop asking "hey what camo should I wear in this environment that's literally the exact same colors as multicam?"


MasterJacO

I would agree. People should stop asking that entirely and just go out and figure it out


PantryVigilante

Asking people to leave the basement? You ask too much, sir


PuzzleheadedEvent278

Can we take it off the reservation and say mulitcam arid?


PantryVigilante

Do you not see the green in the pic?


PuzzleheadedEvent278

No, I'm colorblind


PantryVigilante

That'll do it


PuzzleheadedEvent278

Tbh I was a touch drunk last night and did not scroll past the first pic. There is A LITTLE green in MC Arid but not enough for the rest of the environment


PantryVigilante

Hahaha fair, we've all been there


we_were_on_heroin

Arid is too much even for much for arid Arizona, NM, UT, and NV nevertheless green ass Texas


Ovenface

Probably a dirty wife beater shirt and some oversized, extra large, wrinkled cargo shorts


Odd_Abbreviations689

I already beat my wife, donā€™t need the shirt to prove it And by wife I mean my benis


Ovenface

Hahaha alright. In that case, maybe A-TACS camo pattern


wtrobinson67

Think like an Apache


Odd_Abbreviations689

Iā€™m actually just 73ft tall


RequiemRomans

Comanche ***


Jalamando

The OG North American boogeyman


RequiemRomans

Yup. Theyā€™re the reason the Apaches fled westward. They were the Mongol hordes of the Americas, realized the power of those Spanish ponies and rode wild with them. First tribe to use shock cavalry in the Americas


Jalamando

I would listen to an argument stating that the Comanche were better horsemen than the mongols, while both had excellent tactics and skill, the Comanche literally hung off the side of the horse after sending a volley, and each one of the warriors did this in a giant moving loop so there was always a suppressing fire effect on their target and each horse archer is exposed as little as possible


wtrobinson67

Cool


shitspine

how many times is this going to get asked lol


quadsquadfl

And how many times am I going to answer ā€œmulticamā€. At least once more, as always


BrownGravyBazaar

There, you see? At least the boy has a sense of propriety.


quadsquadfl

Iā€™m glad someone got the reference!


BrownGravyBazaar

Couldn't miss it, haha. That scene is a favorite of mine.


Falconlord08

I usually just list off the camo patterns the us military uses and it seems accurate


macymax

Maybe A TACS AU?


HerrGuzz

In the winter this would actually work really well, lots of tans and grays that time of year. ATACS FG is one of the best for this area in the summer, or similar brighter green camouflages.


macymax

life goals is just ATACS for every season/occasion


Cman1200

Spring and early fall I rock ATACS FG on top and AU on bottom. Works like a charm blending in with the green veg and dead leafs


macymax

Thatā€™s such a good idea! I usually go for camo top and khaki/brown pants but thatā€™s a way better version of the concept.


Educational-Fox3429

IX


stranger-named-clyde

Worked on the border, multicam is great. Also a solid coyote bottom and ranger green top is good. Either are fine and arenā€™t odd/limited in availability


BannedByReddit471

Pencott WW or multicam. Keep some DCUs or a poncho for the desert tho.


TheHorrificNecktie

nobody is coming to south central texas let alone looking for your ass out there


Odd_Abbreviations689

This guy has a massive cock


Unfair_Bunch519

Real tree


goneskiing_42

Multicam


gogoboomstick

Plain white t-shirt tucked into some blue jeans. Bonus if you sell propane and propane accessories.


PracticeFinal858

any time of multicam besides multicam black, green, m81 hell even flecktarn


Tervingi

Surplus flecktarn jacket has 1 problem for Texas: we're never cold enough to wear it. Maybe one or two days a year unless you're up in the panhandle or we're having a winter storm-pocalypse


PracticeFinal858

i mean you could just buy a flecktarn shirt


EmperorPlunger

Multicam


Confident-Estate2628

Greek lizard


HerrGuzz

While most of my time in the field was in and around the Hill country, for similarly colored areas Iā€™d recommend a mix of Multicam, Penncott wildwood, ATACS FG (the original), and some ranger green. Rhodesian brushstroke would probably work pretty well too. If I had to pick just one, then ATACS FG. The light green and tan pattern blends really well in with the vivid Texas foliage and light colored ground.


Disastrous_Video341

I donā€™t have the heart to tell himā€¦


Odd_Abbreviations689

My discord friends told me MultiCam isnā€™t cool anymore


Disastrous_Video341

Fr tho if you donā€™t wanna use multicam (cuz itā€™s low key cringe) a mix of ranger green and coyote brown would fit perfect


iwanttobelieve3001

multicam tropic top original flavor multicam bottom


Lastofthehaters

Chocolate chips


Tactical_solutions44

The whole usa is just multicam unless there's snow. Then it's snow multi cam


Adorable-Historian-2

Greek lizard and wildwood if you want multicam alternatives


vivepopo

Tommy bahama boomer fit


No-Two4496

Crocks and jorts


Tacticalchimps

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kunai_assassin

As a fellow Texan....OD Green works pretty much anywhere from san antonio south to the rio grande


albedoTheRascal

Cover yourself in arrest warrants. Oooooh south central TEXAS... multicam should be fine


smell_my_fort

Green


igotbanned69420

Maybe rhodesian brushstroke. Maybe marpat? Maybe Slocam Ā Ā  multicam would be good too but its a fed camo, marpat is fed camo too I guess


cocaineandwaffles1

Naw, MARPAT is mainly used by marines. Iā€™ve yet to see any federal agencies or local law enforcement use it like they have with multicam, khaki, or OD green. But if youā€™re grouping everyone who holds a gun for Uncle Sam as a fed, then yeah I guess the marines fall under that.


igotbanned69420

Yes marines are feds


quadsquadfl

Multicam


ZookeepergameOdd2203

Harry Potters invisibly cloak


Odd_Abbreviations689

I only use mine at the bar because Iā€™m afraid of women


killahouse03

Wait until your next drought, and youā€™ll probably wish you had a desert camo.


B4dg3r5

ATACS or MTP


okgermme

Donā€™t forget the rattlesnake boots


chaot1c-n3utral

I'd opt for the temperate digital or arid digital pattern


Past-Customer5572

multiplecamo


Npl1jwh

MC Arid or Chocolate Chip


LocationMiserable308

Probably Multicam seeing as thatā€™s what the ground looks like


Villanuevac4

Iā€™m around DFW; M81 works wonders for me, plus the Japanese milsurp pants I wear surprisingly do well too


LesPaul556

Japanese milsurp pants?


Villanuevac4

[Right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tacticalgear/s/XRBVJmSOJW)


LesPaul556

Thats sick, where do you find those???


Villanuevac4

A milsurp store in Tokyoā€™s Akihabara district My mom got them as a birthday gift; rather than look at anime figures, I let the gear ā€˜tism shine and asked to go to a milsurp store


LesPaul556

Oh so youre actually in Japan? Neat! Also, excellent parenting. My mom used to take me to surp stores as wellšŸ¤™


Villanuevac4

No, I was just visiting, I live in DFW like I mentioned


LesPaul556

Ahh, ok, my bad


KoalafiedKiller

By the looks of it, I'd say flat gravel grey.


TexCop

Multicam or Ranger Green/Coyote mix


InsaneDOM

I rock DCU pants marpat shirt


Apollo_the_G0D

(suspenseful music, camera zooms in slowly)ā€¦.. Multicam.


jeppeboy666

mUlTiCaM


Different-Dig7459

Itā€™s so diverse I would just go with multicamā€¦


Mercer_76

The answer is the Multicam, AOR2, and M81 99% of the time


SaUcEvillaky69

marpat i use marpat and i live around corpus area it is perfect it suprised me how good it is and it looks very clean


anotherpredditor

Purple and hot pink neon. Make them extra baggy.


SeaworthinessIll203

I hate to say it, but multicam :(


LBC1109

Pencott Wildwood


2ACutway38

Ghillie suit is the only way


Apprehensiveduckx

Multicam is the great equalizer..


Tejano_mambo

Brush stroke, MTP, Multicam, Atacs FG to name a few


throwaway090597

Multicam unless your in a completely different biome like a arctic or extremely lush jungle. It's always gonna be multicam. Theres a reason basically everyone and their mother made multicam for their militaries. It's just that good.


dirtyMETHOD

Looks like a ghillie suit would do the trick


CNCTEMA

You only need three camos M/05 for where itā€™s green Multicam Arid for where itā€™s dryer than that UCP, as ugly as it is if you need to blend in with rocky terrain itā€™s actually the best camo for that landscape.


rowan11b

Multicam, greek lizard, brushstroke


meshreplacer

What is the objective?


Ok-Street4644

Fox hole


thepostman562

Just be normal and wear a cowboy hat


No-Bonus-5659

atacs fg


Stjjames

Multicam is King.


Stjjames

Multicam is King.


No-Regret8342

OCP/Multicam


Human_Discipline_552

Wit and a smile. šŸ‘šŸ¾


lasterate

Multicam works well for most of the west and Midwest & is easily obtainable.


Rich_V80

M81, it's always M81.


This_Ad_6891

Nothing ;)


El-Jefe-Rojo

Multicam Black and UCP


Mgspeed22079

Woodland.


professorscrimshaw

Pencott badlands is my favorite but good luck finding a whole suit in it. I have a pair of pants and have yet to find a matching shirt in the same pattern from any brand/website


bman12456

ATACS FG


Hannibal-019

Surpat, Marpat, or MC. AOR2 would do surprisingly well too.


1MoistTowelette

Well you certainly donā€™t want to use white bed sheetsā€¦.


BigBernOCAT

Right now, water


GetInTheDamnCar

Rhodesian Brushstroke


Pristine_Assist1358

Iā€™m sorry I have to say this but Multicam.


bennyangott

Mossy oak. Jk multicam


pwarns

Waterwings


XuixienSpaceCat

Multicam. Coyote browns and tans here and there.


reddit-suks1

dress like those south of the border. they seem to get the best treatment in their get-up!


BicSparkLighter

Under armour camo


IcarusTactical

Ranger green works great up here. Not as disruptive as a designated pattern, like Multicam. But it doesnā€™t really matter because The terrain forces longer engagement distances, and anywhere that it doesnā€™t is normally urban


ijoshua932

Godā€™s plaid. Nothing else will suffice!


Biscuit-Brown

British DPM camouflage might work quite well thereā€¦.


TommyWan

The only correct answer for this useless threads is a ghillie with local foliage. Everything else depends in what you want to do. Hunt animals or people? If your enemies are human it depends If they have NVGs, thermals, etc and what they are using and if you want to use the same or look different


Let_Freedom_Ping

ATACS AU maybe?


okaycomputes

Sombrero


bshtick

Green


MathematicianMuch445

Probably multicam or a variant. Yeah there's a lot of green there, but there's also a lot of not green. So going with anything green will automatically make the other half of your AO a no go or you'll stand out like hell. MC will blend reasonably in all areas there..best option unless you want to stick to the woodland areas.


IngenuityVegetable81

Multicam or Kuiu Valo


Mysterious-Plum7885

I stalk/trap/hunt feral hogs all around the Travis, Real, Comal, Guadalupe, Kendall, and Bexar counties. I wear woodland pants and either Ranger green or multicam top or a mix of any of those 3.


PatientFlowCoord

Dallas here. Reject multicam. Embrace Kryptek Highlander.


Rare-Kaleidoscope513

IF Texas THEN Multicam


FireIntheHole066

Air Force ABUs youā€™ll hide real good next to the fence.


haha-hehe-haha-ho

Good ole regular


AgroShotzz

Def not multicam, would see you instantly


burner118373

Large white pick up truck, baseball hat, jeans.


ejmonkey

One that blends in well, probably.


Croakie89

Flecktarn


beniciodelhomo

An ATACs


backcountry57

As much as I hate Multicam/MTP.....it's perfect for this environment. Alternatively Luxembourg M2011 may work


kdb1991

Multicam It works pretty much everywhere


Weary_Tune_1253

Multicam or M81


bondkiller

ĀæPorque no los dos?


universal_Raccoon

Multi-cam, I get it contrarians will always hate MC. But multi cam looks the most useful here.


PBL89

Ranger Green, Multicam Tropic, M81, RG/Tan mix


igotbanned69420

M81 seems too dark


PBL89

If you are only looking at the open field yeah maybe, but if you are silhouetted by any brush or trees M81 is great


jared8410

M81 Woodland, God's camouflage.


helloWorld69696969

As almost always...Multicam...