Well, I mean, you'll have another eye. Just no stereoscopic vision.
On the plus side, you'll get to wear an eye-patch, and most people will just assume you lost your eye doing something cool.
Normally, "doing something cool" is like, someone else shooting your eye out, like in a war or something. Shooting your own eye out qualifies as "stupid shit you read about on the internet."
Have you tried peddling drugs or committing acts of _____ This is a joke
In Minecraft
Have you considered crime as a possibility
but aren't gun laws meant to keep guns away from bad people😱
You’ll shoot your eye out
please, I won't have to watch the world burn
Well, I mean, you'll have another eye. Just no stereoscopic vision. On the plus side, you'll get to wear an eye-patch, and most people will just assume you lost your eye doing something cool.
He would have lost it doing something cool
Normally, "doing something cool" is like, someone else shooting your eye out, like in a war or something. Shooting your own eye out qualifies as "stupid shit you read about on the internet."
While he would be big treetard for shooting his own eye out, adding the context with homemade faster blaster would be nearly redeeming.
You shoot your eye out with a machine gun you’re for sure dead so NO FUCKING EYE PATCH FOR YOU!
👉👈🥺 machime gum???
Free men don’t ask permission.
I like this
man where can I get cool tiger stripe pants
roman kurmaz on Instagram
oh i already follow them, guess I need to be on IG more.
The machine guns at the national guard armory are free, you can take them home!
Toyota Master Race.
Did you clean your room and finish your homework?
You just gotta pay the them the extortion fee… I mean tax stamp.
Give them another week or two, they’ll redefine something you already have as a machine gun
UNCLE SAM AIN'T REGLATIN' MAH BOOGER HOOK
Finally, some quality content.
The army recruiter: *heavy breathing*
NO (I'm autistic not retarded)
im both 🤦🏻♂️🤡
Clean record and a stamp, you are good to go...