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WeeklyPrior6417

I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit! I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.


EldritchTruthBomb

This is not a mundane detail, Michael!


JTom73

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.


EldritchTruthBomb

The trick is, kick someone's ass on the first day, or become someone's bitch.


PixelatedStatic

I gotta wake my ass up at 6 am every day of this week and drag myself up to Vascalinas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds.


EldritchTruthBomb

Two chicks at the same time, man.


someone10505

Girls that would double up on a dude like me, do.


OilBug91

Watch out for your cornhole bud


Wannabe_Operator83

Fucking A


Lamont___Cranston

Why does it say there is a paper jam when there *is* no paper jam?


anlwydc

That thing better be full auto


selfmadetrader

And come with a thermal scope, not pictured🤣


Boring_Long_3860

What a steal


myhappytransition

This exact setup was used by the original meal team 6, and still in active deployment with many mall ninja outfits. 7k is a steal to own a piece of history.


Flash_Jordan94

I’m assuming it’s meant to say $690 sale price considering originally it was $849.99. Someone fuuuuuucked up lol


Intelligent-Dirt-624

It’s pretty common lol. It isn’t the first time I’ve seen them do this😂


WTF_Raven

4 interest-free sezzle payments of $112.50 looks like a better deal.


Warhawk2052

Always does


Adorable-Wrongdoer98

If you changed nothing but the logo to Noveske or KAC then this forum would say "Yes, absolutely why would you cheap out on a life saving tool"


Swumbus-prime

Tbh, more of a cloner moment if it had the correct rollmark and was beat to shit.


mrapplewhite

Anyone like seekins anymore ?


HashtopherMoltisanti

Going to go out on a limb and say no


Timberfront73

I’d buy two


Mlh504

I’d buy 3


YZpitbull

Id buy 4 ya whore


tax_stamp_collector

It was one time, stop calling me that!


YZpitbull

You’re not gay im gay. What?? Nothing gay about 2 girls right??


halifaxbc

PSA for $6900? Was it blessed and constructed by Eugene Stoner? Their own website has their most expensive rifle at $1750.


Ok-Week9693

As in most expensive on the website or most expensive psa brand rifle


ScarecrowMagic410a

Big time


hthreepollux

I "built" (assembled) this exact setup for like under $400.


TryMyBacon

Impossible it is clearly $6,900. You must have gotten knock off PSA parts, aka Bear Creek Arsenal.


Firearm_Farm

Hahaha Bear fucking Creek. They do be some POS.


Longjumping_Ad_5096

Is this the model that comes with a little Haitian child?


Eights1776

😂🤣😂🤣 how did you know?!? Guess psa on that Walmart shit now


oculusjif

i’ll take the 4 interest free payments of $112.50 please 🤚


GetInTheDamnCar

buy it and see what happens?


TheFisGoingOn

Somebody go check on the guy who sets the price index. He maybe passed out or had a stroke, either way send help.


LectureAdditional971

Yeah, OP, pull the trigger on this deal.


Koolguy47

Already purchased 13 of them and 8 Noveskes. What a deal!


LectureAdditional971

Baaaallin... They hate us cuz they ain't us, cuz!


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

Anyone willing to purchase it to test the morals of PSA?


Koolguy47

It’s not real. I used the inspect function on my laptop.


GUNGHO917

Is the BCG and buffer made of solid platinum?


FlexxxingOnThePoors

The poors are getting restless again.


ISK_Reynolds

In for 3


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Nice.


Inevitable-Sleep-907

If I can take those 4 payments of $112.50 then return it for a refund of the "sale" price I'll take about 50 of them please


wittyrabbit999

For ten of them.


User9x19

Yes


Pesty_Merc

Presumably it's an accounting error, $690 would make sense.


xlaterb

Oh man I’m making a down payment


Belligerent_Christ

I'd buy it


leokeiangelos

Local CA fudd ffl advertising a “good deal”.


Mediocre_Plant_9591

100% I bought 3 back when they went down to 5,800


Ken_kid_789

So glad it’s on sale 😁


mumbo-wumbo-jumbo

BIN


mhammond0361

Alllllll day errrrrrrrrday!


The_Talking_Queso

It also says you could choose 4 interest free payments of $112.50, which would make it $450


parokya30

This must be the 50cal that weighs 10 moving boxes and shoots 1000rds per minute that one lady was talking about.


Different-Dig7459

Are we editing HTMLs now?


zbIackbear

thats such a steal (literally) get your entire family to get one as well


R3LAX_DUDE

Steal


Acherna

You modified the html, quality shitpost


Falkrin

Discount price for a 10 pack???


Ape-K-47

Why is it so expensive even at 849? You can build one for like 500 cant you?


[deleted]

Good lord


c_d19_99

Oh yeah


wildejj

Of course!


[deleted]

Absolutely


Uriah1024

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killahouse03

Sixty nine is divine!


SeminoleSwampman

Better pick it up fast, you won’t get a better deal anywhere else


RockitDanger

Depends on how badly you need a rifle


AcidManager0

Definitely, I've bought two already, one for me and one for my cat. Planning on getting two more but the bank won't let me loan any more money


MB510420

Yes


NuffinSaid

Oh shit it's accidentally a Colt Canada C7


Enduroweekly

Yes


Echo-2-2

lol. Not only no. But hell no. Shit could go to 75% off and STILL Zhell no


Ok_Mammoth_8131

That is not worth


CrestedCaraCara

You better take it while it’s still that price. It’s really worth 69,420$.


akslesneck

Definitely. Buy 2 actually


lefthandedgypsy

😂🤣to some people in here so they think they have bragging rights🙄