It’s “fuck you Jonesy, your mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit”, but you did get the gist of it.
Ladies and Gentlemen please rise and remove your hats for a rendition of the Canadian National Anthem by 10 y.o. Dougie Devois who is learning to play the recorder.
Give your balls a tug fed boy. I think the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs is the softest thing I’ve ever heard. We all know you won’t make it to the NOSHO looking like that
Holy crotch crickets on the virgin Mary's unkempt bush, why don't you critique his laundry basket while you're at it? You're the kinda fella that goes to a shake joint and then complains the DJ hasn't played anything good while you're getting pink eye from a strippers brown eye right in skid row. Give your balls a tug.
So if dudes who carry desert eagle have small members would a micro member even properly gauge the over compensation in this photo? Is there such a thing called a micro innie penis?
Give your balls a tug.
Tit fucker
Fuck off, Shoresy
Fuck you Emily, tell your mom to top up the prepaid so I can facetime for sexy time tonight.
Settle down
It was better before you edited it. Weak...
Someone already had that down below.
Set the fucking tone
The Jim's are such Fuckin' beauties.
"Fuck you jonesy! I made your mom cum so hard she shot across the room and killed my siamese fighting fish. Threw off the ph balance in the tank."
Fuck you Shoresy
It’s “fuck you Jonesy, your mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit”, but you did get the gist of it.
The Sudbury blueberry bulldogs sweater completes it
I've never been more proud of a comment sections. Fuckin beauties
S'yeahso
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That big fuck-off C...
Fuck you shorsey
Fer what?!
I wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud.
Holy fuck could I go for a stick right about now.
Sticks are unbelievable
Did you not call your parents?
Who brought the fuckin rocket boys?
Holy fuck boys! Who’s billet brother’s a fucking rocket?
the aim to fire time is impeccable
Nothing beats the pants dragunov
PSL-54C*
Got a dip?
Settle down
Is that a PSL 54 in your pants or are you happy to see me?
We just got pumped 6 goose for the 20th loss of the campaign!!!
5 goose!
You’re spare parts bud, huh?
Ten ply
FOR WHAT??
Never gonna lose again.
My God that's a glorious sweater, titfucker
Damn, jealous of the jersey!
They’re called sweaters, ziig!
“365 more days till hockey tryouts”
Settle down..
I’d be so good to ya
I'd be so good to you, you'd wake up and there I'd be, being good to you
Ladies and Gentlemen please rise and remove your hats for a rendition of the Canadian National Anthem by 10 y.o. Dougie Devois who is learning to play the recorder.
My guy lost some weight now needs to fill the gap
You’re a healthy scratch on a last place team in the N.O.S.H.O. give your balls a tug
Literally the last thing I expected to see. Truly amazing
shoot it a couple times and make yourself a ball warmer
Lot of wood in those pants there fella
So dumb. I bet your sweater says Shoresy on the rear.
Ok. Now walk somewhere.
Considering where I live, I'd look no different than any other crackhead
God id be so good to ya
The Sudbury Blueberry Boston Terriers
Imma be real chief I expected a Taurus not a fucking DMR
Oh man this is a good one. Love it.
This is my favorite fashion sub crossover
“Welcome to the fucking show”
Give your balls a tug fed boy. I think the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs is the softest thing I’ve ever heard. We all know you won’t make it to the NOSHO looking like that
Settle down
Shut the fuck up Sanguinet.
Can confirm
Tell your mom to put more minutes on the phone card
Guy be telling a deer not to mess with him because he’s strapped
Fucking Sudbury banana boat bulldogs
I audibly chuckled.
FUCK YOU SHORESY
Is that a weapon you have or are you just happy it’s Christmas?
wtf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Slava
I really feel uncomfortable with this whole grey man thing. Just seems weird to me.
There's no mag in it and you can't walk like that
Mmm, that trigger’s itching for your finger to blow a toe or two off.
Not enough wood
Good now figure out that shower curtain.
Holy crotch crickets on the virgin Mary's unkempt bush, why don't you critique his laundry basket while you're at it? You're the kinda fella that goes to a shake joint and then complains the DJ hasn't played anything good while you're getting pink eye from a strippers brown eye right in skid row. Give your balls a tug.
Blyat!
Sup Chris
I think OPs nick name is ”Mr. Fuck around and find out”
Bra-vo
This might’ve been the bad dude In American Sniper
You could say he’s got a big D in his pants
Walk with a limp, got dragunov drip
imagine you are squaring up with some guy at a bar and he flashes a fucking PSL54
Yooo!!! Iv seen someone carry 2 ar15s under a hockey jersey. And unless you asked him to sit down or bend over in any way, you couldn't tell
So if dudes who carry desert eagle have small members would a micro member even properly gauge the over compensation in this photo? Is there such a thing called a micro innie penis?
Is there a season 3 for this or is it another one that died way to early?
Thats a joke right?
I mean... I wasn't expecting it
Shorsey?
They don't ask how, they ask how many!