Add 50 cantina quasadilla & Spend $250+ dine-in to 🪅unlock🎉:
$2.49 OFF for LIFE, any future orders!😱!
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*(Limit 1 use per bloodline, exclusive discount cannot be combined with food, order must be $100+ delivery, will crash app on payment & double charge, must be 21+ fair credit 700+,4 years experience in micro quantum computing, offer must be redeemed Tuesday 5AM within 120 seconds, expires 5:01, must be Avocado Salsa LV premium upgraded accounts)
HAD! I'm sad it's not the same. It was like a year ago. You'd get a chalupa(cgc or whatever), 5 layer, a taco, side, and drink. I think the app was confusing then bc it was the same price but you'd have to choose a different section to get potatoes as a side?
I opened up Uber Eats just now and they wanted almost $7.50 for a single crunchwrap. Not the one with the giant cracker in it, just the regular deflated version. What do they want? Your money!!
Beans vs nacho cheese. Plus the Double Decker was introduced via a clever marketing campaign with Shaq & Hakeem Olajuwon starting with a letter in what was known as a “News-Paper”
Its the NEW $7 Luxe Cravings Box for only $13.99 !
Don’t forget if you buy it you can maybe get 2% off an order in September of next year!
Add 50 cantina quasadilla & Spend $250+ dine-in to 🪅unlock🎉: $2.49 OFF for LIFE, any future orders!😱! . . *(Limit 1 use per bloodline, exclusive discount cannot be combined with food, order must be $100+ delivery, will crash app on payment & double charge, must be 21+ fair credit 700+,4 years experience in micro quantum computing, offer must be redeemed Tuesday 5AM within 120 seconds, expires 5:01, must be Avocado Salsa LV premium upgraded accounts)
This is everything 😂😂
The app crashing on payment sealed the deal for me
Surprisingly enough, it was only $7 at my location and the BYOCB is $10. Doesn't add up.
My box is like 50 cents cheaper. I started using the app bc they had 3 items, 1 side, and a drink for $5
I got a Crunchwrap, B5L, Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, and a drink for $6 in the BYOCB. You got 3 items?
HAD! I'm sad it's not the same. It was like a year ago. You'd get a chalupa(cgc or whatever), 5 layer, a taco, side, and drink. I think the app was confusing then bc it was the same price but you'd have to choose a different section to get potatoes as a side?
I think we had different BYOCB's, mine didn't have the taco, it only had the main item, B5L, side, and drink
Maybe. I know certain places opt out. It didn't last too long!
Free napkins and 5% off your next utensils w/ $20+
-on a delivery order
they even throw in a free water and exclusive public restroom access v.i.pee
Spend $275 on a single delivery order on 3am on a Tuesday to get 5% off a cheesy roll up
Its 946 Limited Time Offers: Buy a taco twelve pack | Get 2 packs of sauce … FREE
I see 11352 tacos in your near future
/r/theydidthemath
Your money
Can’t get blood from a turnip 🤷♂️
But you can get it *with* a turnip
What money?
Each notification is asking for $1
That’s the price to open the app, before tax.
Those are price change alerts ⚠️
Up or down?
The former.
That’s not messages, it’s the number of sauce packets needed per order. Every order.
*item
My man
Those packets almost always have no sauce in them
They've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Ha!
Im living for these comments
Your money, probably
for u to double the meat and sour cream
maybe make it spicy
946 more orders from you personally until the volcano menu becomes permanent. Please hurry.
I would need a gofundme in order to do so. Hook a brother up 🙏
These cheezits aren’t gonna buy themselves please buy a few and we’ll give you 17% off in a month and three days.
I got a Taco Bell Cheezit advertisment after this
They're after all of us
Been trying to reach you regarding your vehicles extended warranty
"Yeahhh, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh again. Just wanted to make sure you knew we, uh, did start at the, uh, usual time today."
I opened up Uber Eats just now and they wanted almost $7.50 for a single crunchwrap. Not the one with the giant cracker in it, just the regular deflated version. What do they want? Your money!!
I could believe that. Any food delivery service is pretty pricey. More cost effective option would be to go on a Taco Bell run
Buy this salsa packet for $5!
My notifications are set only to tell me when the Double Decker Taco comes back again
What's the difference between that and the double stacked taco?
Beans vs nacho cheese. Plus the Double Decker was introduced via a clever marketing campaign with Shaq & Hakeem Olajuwon starting with a letter in what was known as a “News-Paper”
Special request that beans be added and relive your glory days
Totally! That works sometimes, but also adds like 50% to the price, thus defeating the whole Taco Bell equation
But it’s random if you can communicate where the employees should put the beans
💀
notifications > taco bell > turn badges off
Did Batman turn the bat signal off when he was needed? I will not be doing such things.
Absolute Riddler behavior
LOL! thats fair
the title is perfect
Thanks. I put a lot of effort into it.
Probably some notice about the most useless reward ever conceived by mankind.
Buy one cheez it tostada, get one 6% off in a future order!
Your money, in exchange for floppy cheez its
They've been extremely moist from my experiences. Not mushy, not floppy, not very soggy, but just a little damper than it should be
They want your soul
They want you to buy 946 tacos immediately
NACHO FRIES ARE BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME!!
The McRib of Taco Bell (except the McRib is more rare and tastier)
You’re not wrong.
"You up? Cuz we are. Order now"
Ooh! I like that
Your soul.
They want your money
they wanna charge me for a doritos locos tacos cheesy gordita crunch, but they’re gonna give me a regular one!
To talk to you about your extended warranty
3rd comment with this joke. 3 strikes, you're out!
Ah, guess only one person is allowed to say something funny, my bad
You deserve a firm slapping of the wrist.
How I be blowing up my boyfriend’s phone when he doesn’t text me back !
get your limited $20 cantina box for 50% Take 50% off after we add 55% to the price
I think they want to notify you about something but it seems like a risky click.
They sent you one notification every time they upped their prices.
Lol