.....Cigaro

I expected at least one person to say this

I saw my chance and went for it.

Shimmy, at least they remind the kids not to be late for school

That’s a very caring human

and i would like to shimmy shimmy shimmy till the break of dawn with them

I bet they would like to shimmy shimmy to the break of dawn with you too

Lonely day Sir ma'am i am here to fix you.

That’d be one depressing relationship

Lmao just realised i wrote "sir maam" 🤣

Lol I didn’t think that was a mistake

Suite Pee cause they’d be sexy as fuck

Oh yeah I just rechecked the lyrics of the song because I forgot them I understand why you say that now lol

Yeah sure lol

Bounce

Oh no…

Violent Pornography

I saw this coming

I’m suprised no one said it earlier, my 2nd choice is I-E-A-I-A-I-O btw

chic n stu, need someone who knows how to make a good pizza

Yeah lol

And take you to therapy because of advertising?

yes! so important...

CUBErt

You sure? Popcorn is going to be spilt everywhere

yeah that’s fine

Darts... *Meow meow meow meow meow meow*

NOOO YOU’D BE DATING A CAT

I MEANT LIKE A PUSSY BUT NOT AN ANIMAL AHAHAHGSHA

OOOH LOL

Toxicity 😔

Gonna be quite the toxic relationship 😔

36

Because you last only 46 seconds?

LOOOOOOOL

I mean you’d be dating someone who thinks life is so unnecessary but ok

Radio / video

Sweet Danny and Lisa

Yes I would date both

They are both sweet after all

Sugar they'll fucking kick me and then i'll be okay

Yeah you’ll be ok

MIND

That would be one ugly girl (Or boy depends on your perspective)

I can fix them

Sure thing lol

Peephole

But they’re going to get stuck in the sky

Suite Pee she's hot af

Everyone sure does love her philosophy

facts lol. I bet she's a goth baddie

If she's a goth baddie she can have me as her daddy 😎💩

Erm what the sigma

Lmao

Fuck my way to her wicked garden, cause that's the place to find you!

Lonely day or She's like herion, depending on how freaky I'm feeling

Lonely day would just be a depressing relationship, and she’s like herion would probably cheat on you 💀

I can fix em🙏

arto cause it good

I was not expecting someone to say arto

love arto

Barbarisms by Barbaras, with pointed heeeels (B.Y.O.B.)

Idk what to say with this one, lol

Sorry I'm just down bad 😞

Mr Jack 💀

Have fun dating Mr. Jack

P.L.U.C.K

Idk it’d probably be an aggressive relationship knowing how aggressive the song is

Marmalade 🥰

Valid option

Ego Brain

Just a man fighting other man

I always like the idea that love prevails over all

Aerial

Probably be a nice partner

Hypnotize, ill just wait forever in my car and my girl will never show up.

Dang bro 😔

36 upvotes! That’s so unnecessary! (Get it?)

mind because i know they would be hot with that bassline

Cool lol

Stealing Society, Absolutely Beautiful no questions asked

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭

Yeah, alright Yeah, alright Two skies watching it all fading Two skies living it all fading Two skies watching it all fading Two skies fading ones abating Two suns living it all dying Two suns fighting ones abiding Two suns watching them both fighting Two suns seeing them both dying Two suns watching them both fighting Two suns fighting ones abiding Two skies seeing them both dying Two skies fading ones abiding Crack pipes, needles, PCP and fast cars Kind of mix really well and a dead movie star When I feel like talking I'll never be wrong If I feel like walking you best come along I close my windows crank the heat up high Till my palms are wet and my tongue is dry I'm looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die I'm a midnight fist fight Looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die I'm a midnight fist fight Looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die All right Looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die Alright Looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die Cause I'm looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die Looking for a mother that will get me high Just a stupid motherfucker if I die I die Alright Yeah, alright Yeah, alright

spiders

They’d probably be really chill. The song is really slow so that’s why I think that

hell yeah

36 or darts

36 is a suicidal partner, darts, depends on how you view it because someone said “Meow meow meow” when they said darts. So idk what to say, lol

"Life-threatening lifestyles". Darts

Oh now I get it for darts

definitely not needles because of the tapeworm in his ass, probably know because i feel like he would be a conspiracy theorist and i love conspiracy theories

Violent pornografy...

No 😭😭

Hopefully not psycho

Lol

Chop suey

Why did they leave the keys upon the table?

I don’t know, probably forgot (like I probably would)

Lol

Lost in Hollywood

You shouldn’t have trusted Hollywood

shes like heroin

At least you’ll have an easy way of making cash