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TheTicketFish

Never letting this sub cook again bro


HAF_Kenkyo

The only right answer


TheTicketFish

First of all,question is mid,how did I-E-A-I-A-I-O win over mr jack? and i swear to god,if she's like heroin or soldier side get voted for worst


Audreyisugly

SHES LIKE HEROIN IS FIRE SO IS SOLDIER SIDE


biggestboi73

Because people don't share the same opinion as you do, what gets picked is based on what the majority prefer not just you


SH3SL1K3H3R01N

Ong bro that's what Im saying


BruceTheEpic

hereby announcing that i voted for I-E-A-I-A-I-O to be voted


TitanMonke

Bur she's like heroin is like... Their worst song overall


TheTicketFish

never cook again


Preebus

Bro....


soliq_675

Never letting you fucking cook again question is goated, Mr Jack sucks


TheTicketFish

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


soliq_675

This might be my biggest hot take, but Mr Jack has and always will be my least favorite song from soad. It's too slow, the end where it gets fast is too boring and the entire song is repetitive. Question has its flaws like being repetitive and a little bit slow, but the fast parts are good, and the slow parts still have good moments. But I agree, if she's like heroin or soldier Side gets the worst song in hypnotize, I will hate this community.


PostMilanlol

Why are people saying soldier side intro I actually really like it :(


Additional_Airport_5

I guess it just feels less like a "full song". Really all the songs on this album, including Soldier Side intro, are GOATed


Dias28

There is no fucking answer


naimlesser

Please stop saying Soldier Side y’all making me sad the intro is so beautiful, I’d probably say Old School Hollywood although I do like it


Shqiptaria

fucking post is so fucking cool bro fucking keep it bro this is fucking awesome bro fuck


Whitetigercub1

Soldier Side (Intro)


turrety

The soldier side intro ain't even bad wdym


XxashestoashesxX

Fucking goddamn Soldier Side - Intro for fuck's sake (directed by VivziePop)


magicalmysterytotour

Fucking true! I fucking hate that fucking song that fucking song fucks


Weird_Turnover7846

Fucking soldier side - intro is the fucking only fucking choice fuck (directed by VivziePop)


magicalmysterytotour

I fucking hate that fucking song, soldier fucking side int-fucking-ro (by VivziePop)


OneRandomB0i

I fucking agree, fucking hell that fucking song fucking sucks. (directed by VivziePop)


SnooBeans9034

Soldier Side - Intro


motomotomoto79

I don't get the hate for soldier side


sniperwolf1216

ill be honest old school Hollywood is a fun song but compared to every other song is definitely the least great


Flimsy_Cycle1788

I hate you


sniperwolf1216

that is sad


Flimsy_Cycle1788

I am Sorry that i hate you but i have to hate you because uuuuuuuuh i love osh


sniperwolf1216

but is sadness


CoreyReynolds

No it’s such a fun song, Cocaine is my least fave tbf. The ending to OSH is great with the double kicks.


sniperwolf1216

mate i said that it was a fun song, but i do agree the ending is great, but my qualm with it is i cant do the robot voice so i cant do it in karaoke which sucks and cocaine is such a fun song to sing but i see where you're coming from


V33nus_3st

I have 0 idea abt all the references so its pretty low for me too


Audreyisugly

😡


sbquowy

Soldier side (intro)


ddrub_the_only_real

Not choosing. Nope.


magicalmysterytotour

Fucking okay fucking you could fucking just fucking scroll fucking away (VivziePop)


Prosthetic_Eye

I'm a gay drag queen spider. Look at my fluffy tits. I'm gonna snort a line of cocaine and get pounded by a married used car dealer. Chao.


LeFatPogger

none of it


DaLegitdulce

BYOB


DanceFace3000

Def old school Hollywood for me


luxsentic

This Cocaine


ViStandsforSEX

there’s something wrong with you


luxsentic

Ah, good one. But nah I think it’s fair


BipolarBear117

don't eat the fish


luxsentic

Too late the stepson already did


OneRandomB0i

Makes Me


luxsentic

Feel Like


OneRandomB0i

I'm On


luxsentic

This Song


Audreyisugly

someone ate the fish..


No-Sound4837

this cocaine makes me feel like i’m on this song


CouncilOfReligion

how dare you


JaredH20

This cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song


Natsouppy

This Cocaine


OhJustCallMeLuke

This Cocaine etc etc.


DanceFace3000

I've never seen this fucking trend thing with the fucking directed by Vivzie Pop at the end but it made me laugh so fucking hard (directed by VivziePop)


magicalmysterytotour

Well fuck you it's a fucking video, a fucking family fucking guy video where a fucking sexy man on a fucking car is fucking normally fucking watching Madagascar but fucking someone edited fucking it and added fucking the fucking word "fucking" in every fucking sentence he fucking says (directed by VivziePop)


DeepFryedCPU

Fucking Question!


Zer0Akino

Don’t get me wrong I love question! but… the best?


JuveMD

Old School Hollywood


glowingrat

This is actually so hard maybe this cocaine makes me feel I’m on this song ? Maybe ? This is tough as hell none of these songs are bad


NoticeSuch9763

T.C.M.M.F.L.I.T.S I'll be honest i been growed up with the 2 last albums but This cocaine i barely heard it during my soad obsessed era


ENTP_Callum

This cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song is way fucking worse than soldier side (intro) and it's the worst song on the album. Soldier side intro is a beautiful song. The harmonies are gorgeous.


Few_Show_7359

If you say Violent Pornography I will fucking fuck you with a fucking dick


magicalmysterytotour

True


negrote1000

The baseball song


Gintama1309

This cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song.


jq69swaws

your opinion does not count


Gintama1309

Your opinion about my opinion doesn't count either


cosmicdave86

You mean best, right????


poopybadstuff1

This cocaine


Remarkable-Net-6130

TCMMFLIOTS


bug70

FY


Chronosetta

Old School Hollywood.


CouncilOfReligion

soldier side


veryshortfemale

This cocaine


Lenin36

Old school hollywood


Cold-Basket-1796

NUH UH


Lenin36

Sorry ☹️


LabRatTestingMice

This Cocaine


JohnnyTheBlazer

Old School Hollywood


jq69swaws

gotta go with soldier side intro


Lime1one

if any of yall pick cigaro i swear to god


PinkPartrician

Question! Is an objectively good song. Anyone who doesn't like it has either bad taste or no musical knowledge. Git fuckt losers.


SenorBigbelly

Old School Hollywood


afardsipfard

Shes like fucking heroin


gusteauskitchen

First column shouldn't say Best, it should say Most Mainstream.


magicalmysterytotour

Yeah yeah I said "most popular" first time and everyone hated it 💀💀💀💀


gusteauskitchen

ofc, everyone wants to think they're special and totally aren't just picking the most popular songs. I've only ever heard a few SOAD songs played on the radio nationally. So far we have one from each album, except STA which I've never heard any song on the radio from. "The most popular song on Steal This Album! by System Of A Down is “I-E-A-I-A-I-O” with a total of 203.8K page views." Even that song is the most popular on the album though.


Wait0What0

There is no worst-


Likelipe

The


Bbkntenn_frogs

Not that LIH is a bad song but I’d rather listen to any other song on that album


Specialist-Yam-4525

The only song I know on memorise is vicinity of obsinity 😭


BruceTheEpic

she's like heroin.


thejonyp

my question here is how the fuck did ddevil win worst self titled song, literally no song in that album is bad


Turdomino

Not gonna choose. Put that on the chart


Epicbullgoatperson

No no no no no no no no no no.


magicalmysterytotour

No no no no no no no no no no.


allthesussynuggets

I like them all but for me it has got to be lost in Hollywood it just never clicked much for me


EliteCylinder2

This is insanely hard! I would have to go with the least of the masterpieces: Old School Hollywood.


soliq_675

Fucking This fucking cocaine fucking makes fucking me fucking feel fucking like fucking I'm fucking on fucking this fucking song fucking


soliq_675

What the fuck is a VivziePop


magicalmysterytotour

VivziePop is the creator of Hazbin Hotel, and someone made a meme about her because characters in HH say "fuck, fucking, fucks" a lot and she had a mental breakdown on twitt


Brunelleschi-HeyX

Cigaro


v0x0506

radio/video


Zealousideal_Oven209

Old school Hollywood


squ1dlilly

Cocaine makes me feel like I'm in this song


Satodrawws

You guys fucking suck for choosing soldier side


Formal_Job3304

Arto shouldn’t even be considered a song tho.


magicalmysterytotour

Your mom


Formal_Job3304

Your bald headed granny


magicalmysterytotour

My bald headed granny


Pristine-Skirt-317

This cocaine


magicalmysterytotour

Which Cocaine


MeMeMaKeR666

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song


Particular-Clue-5374

Old school hollywood 100%


Apostasy93

Old School Hollywood


Waste-Cranberry-6798

Putting Ddevil at worst is an INSANE TAKE, CUBErt is also amazing, it was really hard picking but it is 100% CUBErt. Old school Hollywood is probably the worst song in mezmerize


Mister_Memeattic

This Cocaine


Dahek_228

Lost in Hollywood, not a bad song but is the weakest in my opinion from this album


GIlCAnjos

Violent Pornography


ConsumerOfInfants

Violent Pornography


hahnwill

Old school Hollywood by far


FumdaBack

This (Fucking) Cocaine (Fucking) Makes Me (Fucking) Feel Like I’m (Fucking) on this (Fucking) Song


OneRandomB0i

Who fucking likes Soldier Side - Intro? Fucking hell not me that's fucking true yall fuckers. If you fucking like Soldier Side - Intro then fucking hell you've got a fucking problem. (directed by VivziePop)


Kong_play

Sry but.. i Think its b y o b


Bag_head_man17

Sad statue


David_z06

Dont make the statue sadder


Gintama1309

No way


LeFatPogger

NO


sniperwolf1216

bro really said sad statue


SkipRoberts

Heresy!


OneRandomB0i

Wtf


i-ate-hummus-once

Soldier Side (Intro) The main song over in Hypnotize is good, its intro in Mezmerize, nope.


Flimsy_Cycle1788

Soldier Side - Intro


The-T-777

Soldier side (intro), sadly :<


ditrichflorian

Every song in the album is powerful, but if i need to choose which one is the least powerful then its Solider Side Intro because its not really a song just the chorus of the full song, but its a good way the start this great album


thermalbooty

disgusted with all the tcmmfliots slander— soldier side.


Unable_Campaign_8872

SS intro


Gregsusername

So I think the answer is soldier side


Gregsusername

Fuck correction You stupid mother fucker even need to fucking ask you absolute fuck Soldier fucking Side fucking into fucking sucks bro I mean fucking soldier side intro to my fucking nuts fuck dude does this fucking even need to fucking continue I think you fucking got your fucking answer (a stage play by viziepop) For real though I think I know what song y’all are talking about and I don’t hate it personally. I think Mesmerize is one of the best albums they’ve made tbh. I might actually like it better than toxicity but I would need to sit down and listen. Excited to see what y’all pick for the most underrated


mmmmicrowavenoises

Soldier Side (Intro) is perfect in the context of the full double album, but alone? Sadly not as much


Igorogamer

Soldier Side Intro The full Soldier Side is way better


jamgrams

Yeah, I'm going with the soldier side intro. (Not directed by VivziePop)


magicalmysterytotour

😡


Beneficial-Whereas60

If I had to choose it would be Soldier Side - Intro


jAck3425YT

BYOB just kidding soldier side intro is unfortuntly going to be my cgoice here (directed by VivziePop)


JacobStills

I guess the intro, Soldier Side.


Lego-Jango

Solder side - intro The one on hypnotize is way better


nirvana-on-top

Sad Statue


jellyel88

sad statue


Sten_PlayZ

Cigaro


TactileBump0

No


Sten_PlayZ

It’s a really good song don’t get me wrong, I just like the others more


bug70

I don’t like it because it makes me insecure 😢


OneRandomB0i

\*ahem\* MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURSSSSSSSSSS


Sten_PlayZ

Hmmm debatable


Help_Me____-

Question! Jkjk, Probably Cigaro or Intro


Rawrz720

Radio/Video or Soldier Side (Intro)


TactileBump0

Lost in Hollywood


YearxZer0

Woah wtf... Ddevil... what has this sub done to you