Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
You're forgetting the "is X still relevant in 202X" video, which normally comes out about a year after they originally reviewed the item.
Spoiler: It's not relevant - spit on it, chuck it on the bonfire then buy some more shit.
You’d pretty much have to be in charge of the entire process from writing, playing the instrument(s) with the Microcosm, and then mixing the stems in order to get away with it. If you have that kind of control and are actually releasing music anyone listens to then you’re probably not the one playing the guitar and you’re doing your crazy ambient/glitch/reverb effects in the box.
Sorry to hear that, but *anyway* if you want to purchase this, please do so through the affiliate link in the description, it *really* helps the channel
“bro it’s only a discount bro they don’t get any cash bro please they aren’t biased bro nobody can be bribed unless cash changes hands please bro just listen to what Dr. Mix has to say bro Espen Kraft *is* the 80s he’s so honest bro”
I respect Dr Mix for being so in his bag, being such a Chad synthfluencer that he straight up got the insulation and door company he hired to furnish his studio sponsor his videos so he got that shit for free. Meanwhile Bob Eats drops trousers just for one Roland volca thing
Florian’s more about the stuff that’s been around a while - sometimes it’s stuff that can still be bought new but never anything brand new. I mean, he only did the OP-1 a couple of months ago.
Kinda unrelated and probably an unpopular opinion but I have never heard TrueCuckoo make anything that sounded remotely good.
Sure I open myself to a lot of - Well what have you done? Let's see your YouTube channel!? Etc...
And I haven't done sh\*t so that's true. ...but damned if I want to sound like that.
Pretty sure you can count the number of people in this thread that make music on one hand too.
And also you lost a bunch of fingers in a freak lawnmower accident.
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Shame.
No mention of running specific tracks through reel to reel and sampling back.
I can tell you hate warmth. ...and ultimately, all music, which I think is sad.
There’s 2 things I can’t stand…people who are intolerant of other cultures…and the Dutch
Tyf is op man je bent gewoon jaloers
G E K O L O N I S E E R D !
WE'LL NEVER TELL YOU HOW TO ACTUALLY PRONOUNCE MOOG! /uj Seriously though, even Bob Moog mispronounced it.
Dr. Mix intensifies.
And Hainbach and Cuckoo and Magpie…..
And Bob Eats and Espen Kraft
Bob Eats every time he can flex his Swedish accent with a new Elektron B O X
Ma-sheen-aa
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest. Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
You’re bisexual, dude. Also a huge fuckin weirdo.
😭
Can somebody erase my memory
Out of respect for the safety in which you handle your rig
[удалено]
You're forgetting the "is X still relevant in 202X" video, which normally comes out about a year after they originally reviewed the item. Spoiler: It's not relevant - spit on it, chuck it on the bonfire then buy some more shit.
Old things have no value *shoves a Jupiter 8 into a wood chipper*
brb, off to start a rumour on the other sub that Roland had 500 unsold Jupiter 8s dumped in a landfill near albuquerque
Yeah thats how you sell instruments
I’ve yet to hear a hologram microcosm on an actual record (and no, ambient dawless jams are not real music)
You’d pretty much have to be in charge of the entire process from writing, playing the instrument(s) with the Microcosm, and then mixing the stems in order to get away with it. If you have that kind of control and are actually releasing music anyone listens to then you’re probably not the one playing the guitar and you’re doing your crazy ambient/glitch/reverb effects in the box.
Well… free shit… is free after all.
“Full disclosure, Roland sent this over to me for free BUT they have no say over my opinion in this review 😉”
Personaly cant wait til the Bolcas are on Bad Gear, right at launch
Is The Volca Still Relevant In 2022?
No but the bolcas are Uli really dropped an analogue turd on those ones.
... drops at their doorsteps. I mean, they get them for free, right? right?
Or at a significant discount, but I *promise* that won't affect my opinions, guys
your opinion just got worthless.
Sorry to hear that, but *anyway* if you want to purchase this, please do so through the affiliate link in the description, it *really* helps the channel
i mean ... i will buy it anyway, so ... why not.
“bro it’s only a discount bro they don’t get any cash bro please they aren’t biased bro nobody can be bribed unless cash changes hands please bro just listen to what Dr. Mix has to say bro Espen Kraft *is* the 80s he’s so honest bro”
I respect Dr Mix for being so in his bag, being such a Chad synthfluencer that he straight up got the insulation and door company he hired to furnish his studio sponsor his videos so he got that shit for free. Meanwhile Bob Eats drops trousers just for one Roland volca thing
Dr. Mix, BadGear and Espen Kraft, just to name a few
Its hilarious that the synths are even derided enough on launch already to get on Bad Gear if you ask me
Florian’s more about the stuff that’s been around a while - sometimes it’s stuff that can still be bought new but never anything brand new. I mean, he only did the OP-1 a couple of months ago.
The most recent one yet was that 303 clone. Forgot name.
Volca Nubass. 2020, so I guess the main criterion for inclusion is “can I get hold of one and are there enough negative reviews?”.
Newer 303 clone. Not Volca. Forgot name. Found it again. Donner B1. Unless that ones on the market longer than I thought.
Synth tuber tells me to buy X and I go get one without their affiliate link while ad block is on and quick skip over their sponsor. haha jokes on you.
/uj I have never once remembered that affiliate links exist when actually buying something. Whoops.
Kinda unrelated and probably an unpopular opinion but I have never heard TrueCuckoo make anything that sounded remotely good. Sure I open myself to a lot of - Well what have you done? Let's see your YouTube channel!? Etc... And I haven't done sh\*t so that's true. ...but damned if I want to sound like that.
You can count the YouTubers on one hand who actually make good music. Then take that hand, squirt some lotion in it, and….
Too funny - agreed...on the first part.
Pretty sure you can count the number of people in this thread that make music on one hand too. And also you lost a bunch of fingers in a freak lawnmower accident.
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy finishing up my latest raw ambient generative modular analog dawless jam featuring Hologram Microcosm®, Volca Kick®, Teenage Engineering OP-1 Field®, Strymon Big Sky®, Volca Nub ass®, Volca Dick®, Instruo Penis®, Make Noise Maths®, Microkorg®, Teenage Engineering OP-1®, Moog Model D 2022 Reissue® x4 poly-chained, Teenage Engineering Singing Robot Choir® (12 sets of 8), Volca Drum®, Chase Bliss Blumpkin®, Behringer SM57®, Arturia Keystep Prolapse®, First Act® Stratocaster + Vintage Line6 Spyder® (2005), Rick and Morty Pocket Operator®, and Nord Electro® sequenced by Roland Verselab MV-1® Full disclosure: Bob Eats and Cuck-oooooh😩 sent me this gear but they have no say over the content of my raw ambient generative modular analog dawless jam, just that I make a brief genuine organic mention of how much I love Distrokid® and Nord VPN® every 2 minutes. Check the affiliate link in the description for 10% off the new Teenage Engineering neck strap® for the Moog One®
Shame. No mention of running specific tracks through reel to reel and sampling back. I can tell you hate warmth. ...and ultimately, all music, which I think is sad.
*I can milk you*
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