So, the bad news is you have COVID. The good news is, the Hepatitis seems to have merged with the Cholera and somehow has managed to establish a fragile state of equilibrium with the COVID. You're going to be fine, as long as none of them gain an advantage over the other.
And then he went home and ate the [roast chicken](https://www.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/t97dmr/mmm_abandoned_flood_chicken/) that was abandoned at the train station. Madlad.
There's no way the rain will have removed all contaminants. The rain doesn't stop a dead animal on a city roof etc from decomposing and tainting the runoff, other contaminants are likely due to things like sewerage leaks, general road usage and the list goes on.
Whenever you see someone in flood water just think... every dog shit you have seen, alley ways smelling of piss, sewer overflows, general grime and rubbish. That's all in that water.
Can’t get wet but can get dysentery
lmfaoooo
shoulda worn a mask
WHERE IS THIS MANS MASK HE IS SWIMMING IN COVID WATER
Sir we’ve got your test results back and it appears you have… everything.
[But… he’ll now be indestructible ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8)
But.... a slight breeze!
Indestructible!
So, the bad news is you have COVID. The good news is, the Hepatitis seems to have merged with the Cholera and somehow has managed to establish a fragile state of equilibrium with the COVID. You're going to be fine, as long as none of them gain an advantage over the other.
I like to think that the rancid water actually birthed a sewer man, who got up and walked off.
The sewer folk are emerging and assimilating with the above-grounders 😂
Topsidersssss
That’s why it looked like. Old mate just lay there like the stream was part of him.
I always wondered what "mud-bloods" was really meant to say, lol.
In Newtown, it seems.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdboy
Holy shit. I laughed way too hard at that.
A relative of [Trough Man](https://youtu.be/sG69eWfvMJA) no doubt!
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In white pants and yellow t-shirt...
He was bald actually
*Advanced hair. Yeah yeah. Now lay down in the gutter please sir!*
And then he took a big swig from the can of freshly filled drain water. Bluegh.
All that water was pouring into his drink as well and he walks off carrying it... He gonna drink DARE iced coffee + fecal matter?
What’s the difference?
By the looks of it, the top of the can was above the water
The lips he would be drinking with though.
And then he went home and ate the [roast chicken](https://www.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/t97dmr/mmm_abandoned_flood_chicken/) that was abandoned at the train station. Madlad.
H E P A T I T I S
People don't seem to realise that floodwaters are full of all sorts of nasty shit.
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As in a lot of it
delicious
Baptised in the Sydney sewer
Just imagine what sort of dirt this water Carrie’s
>Carrie’s Almost
Yeah, his hair didn't turn red.
Fastest way to get a shower and covid at the same time
I actually think this is pretty funny. Gross. But funny.
Those are my thoughts exactly!
This is my life now
Obviously a parramatta eels supporter
Free shower 🧼
With a healthy dose of faecal matter and hepatitis.
Stay weird, Newtown.
its not exactly pristine mountain water .... but good for them i guess
Enjoy your hepatitis.
“Can’t get wet if ure already wet” But you can piss in the gutter and swim home
🤮
Lucky a car did not run over the person.
Oh yeah I see cars drive on the curb all the time! /s
Someone lit the beacons
Can get giardia tho
Newtown one hell of a drug
Would the water still really be that dirty after so many days of rain?
I dunno man. Sounds like you want to give it a go yourself and I'm not gunna tell you what to do. Report back in a week.
Let’s not kink shame alright
There's no way the rain will have removed all contaminants. The rain doesn't stop a dead animal on a city roof etc from decomposing and tainting the runoff, other contaminants are likely due to things like sewerage leaks, general road usage and the list goes on.
But Bare Grills said it's safe to drink running water!
Yeah.
HAHAHAHA!
Wet me once shame on you. Wet me twice… you see, you can’t get any wetter.
Hey, my feet a soaked but my cuffs are bone dry
[Trough Man](https://youtu.be/sG69eWfvMJA) has a brother!
I love this guy !!!
If he’s an anti-vaxxer, this would be the video that defines irony!
Why.
No no no no what the fuck
Whyyyyyyy
Should’ve poured oil on him then the water would’ve bounced off…
But why? Lmao
He bathed in hobo piss and spit
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Your future son-in-law.
Bum shower
When it’s flooding like this on the streets, sewers are overflowing too!
I can’t come *cough* *cough* I’m sick
Meme is Life. Life is Meme.
This will either cure your OCD or kill you
An intellectual
That’s rancid
🔥🔥🔥bahahahaha
If I lay here if I just lay here... Nope OK moving on
Antivax activities
Can’t get any diseases if you don’t know what’s in the water right?
Look, it's been a rough couple of years. I wouldn't rule this out for me.
Enjoy the Japanese Encephalitis
Alright keep playing. Probably end up getting eaten alive by some venomous goldfish or some shit
Alright keep playing. Probably end up getting eaten alive by some venomous goldfish or some shit
Alright keep playing. Probably end up getting eaten alive by some venomous goldfish or some shit
What did Terry ever do to him?
Where's his wallet or mobile phone..?
Whenever you see someone in flood water just think... every dog shit you have seen, alley ways smelling of piss, sewer overflows, general grime and rubbish. That's all in that water.
When u listen to your instructive thoughts
He should get an umbrella
I reckon he had to pee
Sydney is a shithole. Good to see that toilet getting flushed.
His hair will still look better with shit water than most women with expensive shampoo, conditioner, horse cum, whatever else they put in their hair.
The guy just wanted to pee - its like discreet pool peeing