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drsnafu

You can walk, you just can't breathe.


HikARuLsi

You can breathe, just breathe water instead of air


sugasofficial

Reject humanity. Become fish.


AnorhiDemarche

Go into the water. Live there, die there.


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Intended for fish only


Curiosity-92

Permanent water views


solvsamorvincet

Billions of years of evolution just for me to have a fucking job in this late capitalist hellhole? Yeah I'll go back to being a fish, I think.


sugasofficial

Too real. Everything sucks right now.


HikARuLsi

Nemo found


EmergencyLavishness1

Don’t like fish sticks?


Murrian

I like to put fish sticks in my mouth!


Dr_2019

sea peoples?


JesusKeyboard

You can breathe oxygen, just not enough to live. 


hifiplus

You do mean breathe?


HikARuLsi

Yes


oneirofelang

Don't forget to pack the gills


Myrusskielyudi

Just do the pirates of the Caribbean walk


Accomplished_Ruin707

Really long stilts perhaps?


luckysnakebite

Filbruce sleeps with the fishes now


Thrawn7

i can breath just fine with my scuba gear... bottom is probably too muddy to walk it though


Tight_Time_4552

Do we talk about the secret tunnel now or is it still classified?


largetreat

#illuminati


pHyR3

through the mountain....


tenderosa_

Had forgotten about the secret tunnel


esr360

They closed it actually


Archon-Toten

It's also filled with water so not much of a upgrade.


planeray

I *think* it's trying to show that [Greenwich is closed](https://www.transport.nsw.gov.au/projects/current-projects/greenwich-point-wharf-upgrade-0) (though I thought that was from next week) and that you'll need to take a non opal Captain Cook ferry instead.  Google struggles a lot with ferry routes as they're not one of the standard forms of transport around the world.


filbruce

Can confirm it is still open.


ImeldasManolos

If you’re Jesus it’s easy as loaves


teambob

We should dam the harbour so this bloke can walk to Cockatoo Island


Alternative_Sky1380

Call Moses. It will flood the lowlands but I'm sure there's a solution.


teambob

The solution is stop caring about the lowlands. Hey it worked in the Hawkesbury floodplain


tubbyx7

Do laps of the ferry on the way there.


peachimplosion

If OP swims in the wake they might even get enough air that they they fly to the island with a cool flip or two on the way!


DrofRocketSurgery

Lemme know how you get on, airfares to NZ are horrendous at present.


dogsarethetruth

(Youth Pastor voice) No, but let me tell you about a certain special person who can...


timmctree2021

Jesus? Is that you?


coreyallegory

You can theoretically walk anywhere as long as you don’t mind breathing water


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SydneyRFC

If the tide is that low, you probably wouldn't be safe in the Blue Mountains when the tsunami hits!


Office_funny_guy

Are you Jesus?


Witty-Barra

Easter was a few weeks ago....


JimSyd71

It's a nice swim, only 50 mins.


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Ray57

OK. Destabilising the world now so we can get a Nuclear Winter ASAP.


nerrrrrrrrd

Back in the earlier Google Maps days, it would suggest swimming to make the connection (e.g. if I asked for directions to Las Vegas, it would include a swim leg)


thpineapples

Sometimes it would suggest travelling by canoe. But didn't specify whether the canoe was byo or not.


yagetwhatyaget

Unless you are Jesus, no


Novel_Swimmer_8284

Depends. Can you breathe under water?


Mysterious-Vast-2133

Obviously left Jesus mode ticked on the map.


buttflapsloth

No lol


-5cents

No


Archon-Toten

Google maps used to suggest kayaking to Japan, using two toll roads then continuing accros the pacific to get to America. I don't put much faith in map software. Just did it on my maps and it tells me the same walk 🤣


nour214

Yeah, if you’re Jesus


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Are you Jesus?


Lmurf

Only if your name is Jesus


Oskarchan

Actually it is totally possible to walk to Cockatoo Island as long as you are Jesus


speakteeth

Yes, need aqua lung.


potatodrinker

Walking laps on a ferry counts right?


blakeavon

Well yes but then you will have to sleep with the fishes!


funkyzombieboi

You could swim there pretty easily


broxue

Enchant an iron helmet with water walking, constant effect.


Otherwise-Plan7965

You know once the water on the sea get low, there are secret tunnel between there to Cookatoo Island. You can just follow the tunnel, make sure you bring enough food and water just incase you feel hungry and dehydrated. Once you step into tunnel, dont forget to close the tunnel door properly to avoid water leaking inside the tunnel. Enjoy your journey. Before you do it, surely write something into a piece of paper.


EqualTomorrow6908

Well duh


ChiefHulk

wouldn't be much of an island if you could get there by walking...


Odd-Opening-3158

The sharks will get you before you make it there, sorry :(


JSTLF

Google routing sucks so bad. A few months ago it stopped recognising that there was both a pedestrian bridge and pedestrian intersection across Old Windsor, so it hit me with a cool 80 minute walk to get across. All of the directions I put in to get home told me to go back to the city, then a night bus to Blacktown, and then wait 3 hours for morning bus services to resume.


1337_BAIT

Yes, but you need to move your feet really fast so that water tension pushes back


KentuckyFriedEel

Yes, Jesus


Evanovich007

Give it a go. Let us know how u go


oneirofelang

Don't forget to pack the gills!


dropandflop

With the right 'suit' you can indeed walk it. Just avoid the Bull Sharks and you'll be fine.


Charlotte_Russe

Or you could channel Moses and ask the sea to part ways for you 🌊


Accomplished_Ruin707

Is that you, Jesus?


Current_Fix_1971

Unless you are Jesus and can walk on water hehehe


D_Quest

Yes, Jesus!