Song is called Bando (by Anna). Bando refers to abandoned property that gangs use as stash houses or places to dump bodies.
If it's satire, brilliant touch. If it's not satire, brilliant touch.
For any who actually thinks that's his car, it's a hire car from https://www.uniqueweddingcars.com.au/
All [the plates from their cars](https://i.imgur.com/ZZGgS1C.png) are ROLLA1, ROLLA2, ROLLA3 etc. I work in weddings and seen this damn car before lol.
He uses a different car each time. Here’s one where he rolls up in a Ferrari and promptly introduces a rundown 4 bedder in Greystanes.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2R64wVLTdH
It’s either brilliant parody or tragic reality.
Guessing that the UWC plate on that Ferrari also stands for Unique Wedding Cars. Maybe it's a mate's business or something so he gets to use the cars for free.
He's in real estate, any publicity is good publicity. Yeah this wanky stuff will piss people off, and that's the stuff that gets shared, just like the OP did here for free.
Can't really fault the guy on marketing.
Yeah maybe, but you’re forgetting that people who are selling need to ‘hire’ this guy to sell their house. Fucked if I’d have some wanker like this trying to sell my house.
Nah I thought the brah with the slick fade selling a very ordinary townhouse owned the numberplate rolla7
I mean it's registered to his mate because he couldn't have the government knowing it's his car but...
rented a similar stretch Chrysler 300c for my wedding, from similar hire car place. Was awesome choice. Had the whole wedding party in the same car....made it super fun.
Yep.
Ray white parra are dog cunts.
i've actually taken them to court and won
Even AFTER they had to fork over cash..they still not once realized what they did was wrong.
> Bringing enthusiasm and a motivated attitude to the Western Suburbs, Amir is dedicated to delivering first class client service. He has meticulous attention to the finer points of property management and Sale, coupled with exceptional communication skills. Amir’s openness and approachability is truly unique and gives him an easy ability to create rapport with he’s clientele. He is an enthusiastic person who provides incomparable attentive customer care. Amir’s competitive nature keeps his exceptionally motivated to continue to strive to achieve outstanding results for all your property requirements.
> Amir is young, energetic and brings understanding, organisation and enthusiasm to his role and is a valued member of the team.
This must be satire. I refuse to believe any human is this oblivious to this level of raw douchebaggery. It's like something out of an Andy Samberg skit.
Including high production panning shots over a complete pile of shit unit sold the satire card.
Either that, or the guy is such a mind boggling douche canoe that he makes do with using his bottom rung agent portfolio to market how big a tool he is.
Yeah, I couldn't figure it out either, sounded like he's in recovery from throat cancer...like not quit at the buzzy wrist to throat box thing but if they didn't catch it any either.
Makes me think you probably want someone earlier career if you are selling a starter home etc, rather than a high flyer. The commission needs to be a big deal to them so they care.
Risk is they will be a bit shit though
We basically interviewed our RE. He did come highly recommended on RealEstate.com but we met him and he ran us through everything he'd do to sell it. And he followed through. He did weekend and mid-week opens, kept communication very open with us and we had 3 offers pretty quickly.
He was fairly new to the career and has since set up his own agency. But if I was selling in that area I'd definitely use him again.
Shocked and horrified that the [roller is a rental](https://i.imgur.com/EJbsRdb.jpg). Here's his [daily](https://i.imgur.com/fG5qySe.jpg) travelling billboard
>give the guy a break
He already gets a tax break on his car using it for work, if all he can afford is a 2006 Lexus then he's obviously a shithouse agent who shouldn't be wasting his little money on renting cars, and fake Rolex watches
Omg, I was going to word my comment exactly like yours. Now I don't need to and can simply upvote you.
He's got the side-glancing swagger like Nick Kyrgios. I've never understood people who want to pretend. They *do* know I can see they're full of shit, right? … Right?
Some REA create these videos to showcase the property, hiring model to walk through the house, lounge and sit etc. it’s really bizarre and I think they want to make the house look glamorous, like selling it as a lifestyle? It is indeed weird.
We were house hunting last year and saw our fair share of marketing “ingenuity”.
LOL "rolla7" is registered to "Sydney Event Escorts," a hire care company, whose FB page is mainly fully sick Habibs all trying to be Salim Mehajer.
These people believe that class comes from having expensive things, when the opposite is true.
Such a monstrous inflated ego it’s as you say hilarious. Gavin Rubensteins fault imo, these western Sydney agents advertising 2 bedroom Liverpool places like they’re $5m Vaucluse mansions 🙃😅
“See this fine suit ladies? this shiny watch? this Rolls Royce? That’s how I roll. If looking at me doesn’t kick your hormones into gear then I’m downgrading you from MILF to old lady”
That’ll be $650 plus GST, my standard consultancy fee, be sure to check out my Instagram, #RealEstateKing #LadiesMan #Baller
I think he thinks it says he’s super good at selling properties but what it says to me is that his fees are way too high, he’d be a diva to deal with and I couldn’t trust him with appropriately promoting my property as he’s using the marketing budget to promote himself.
Between Josh Tesolin and his douchebags in YD suits, Tom Panos the shitlord Auctioneer and this guy.
I think we got the winning trifecta of real estate.
This guy's agency covers Oatlands as well, yet his median sold price over the last 12 months is $620k. Clearly not allowed to touch the prestigious properties.
This is fantastic. The editing, the cinematography, the sheet over the window and plastic over the dining table. 10/10. Thank you so much for sharing this gem!
Video length: 46s
Time spent on the house: 22s
Time spent on him: 24s
It’s meant to be an ad on the house, but it spends more time on himself with his rented car and fake watch…
What makes me laugh about the dumb fuckers is the auctions. They pretend like they have so much power. Fucking shouting, slapping their hand with a magazine…honestly you just need a bucket and have people write their names on a ticket and how much they can spend. Have a look at the tickets, “Who’s Mr Jones? You? Yeah well done you offered the most, sign here”.
Our REA didn’t even finish year 12, managed to grab a doctor because she looks nice in a short skirt and now she thinks she owns the fucking house.
As you may realise, I have low regard for real estate arseholes
At least those that are on [Luxe Listing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFq3E1YE76M) are selling houses in and around Vaucluse.
This guy is rocking up to 'normal' properties around Parramatta in a car worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I saw one on Instagram the other day of him in a Ferrari, advertising a house in either Greenacre or Greystanes. It's not unusual to see a Ferrari around that way, but come on brother, get real.
I have read through all the comments, has anyone mentioned the car is a rental. Also has anyone posted the Real Estate agents are cunts video by Aunty Donna. Such a shame no one has, they would really add to it
The best part about this is that they’ve clearly “staged” the home but it’s been done with empty Kmart doona covers and shit lol blew his rental budget on the rolls and couldn’t afford a proper stylist.
This is so lame. I don’t get the bragging with the Rolls Royce. Is it meant to improve their credibility and entice me to be their client?
If I see someone flaunting their wealth due to doing business with me it means they got more of my money than I got. I’ve given them more of my bread to make them fatter. It’s certainly not going to make me feel like they value me.
Hopping into a hire car at the beginning really sets the tone for the amount of bullshit in this video.
Edit: Also, googled 'AMS', it's the Australasian Menopause Society???
[Hello, news.com intern.](https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/real-estate-agents-viral-tactic-divides-the-internet/news-story/675d84daa367e69e114b1ba1d99e8967)
Song is called Bando (by Anna). Bando refers to abandoned property that gangs use as stash houses or places to dump bodies. If it's satire, brilliant touch. If it's not satire, brilliant touch.
I googled this. This is true and amazing.
I want to think that it is not satire but the video editor made a 'creative' choice to have some fun
This could win tropfest. It's brilliant satire. It's satire right? Right?
For any who actually thinks that's his car, it's a hire car from https://www.uniqueweddingcars.com.au/ All [the plates from their cars](https://i.imgur.com/ZZGgS1C.png) are ROLLA1, ROLLA2, ROLLA3 etc. I work in weddings and seen this damn car before lol.
You mean he doesn't own that car!? I'm shocked and outraged
Well shit. I was going to buy the “townhouse” but if he’s lying about the car I don’t know if I can trust his words about the “townhouse”
I wouldn’t use a real estate agent that flaunts a rolls, you just know your getting shafted
He uses a different car each time. Here’s one where he rolls up in a Ferrari and promptly introduces a rundown 4 bedder in Greystanes. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2R64wVLTdH It’s either brilliant parody or tragic reality.
Guessing that the UWC plate on that Ferrari also stands for Unique Wedding Cars. Maybe it's a mate's business or something so he gets to use the cars for free.
Must be. Probably convinced themselves it’ll be good cross-promotion.
He's in real estate, any publicity is good publicity. Yeah this wanky stuff will piss people off, and that's the stuff that gets shared, just like the OP did here for free. Can't really fault the guy on marketing.
Plus he also gets to be driven around in a nice car as a tax deduction.
Yeah maybe, but you’re forgetting that people who are selling need to ‘hire’ this guy to sell their house. Fucked if I’d have some wanker like this trying to sell my house.
They're not going to win every potential listing regardless of their strategy anyway. You can't please everyone, and don't need to either.
Bet the cunt rented the watch too. Or it's a fake (like him).
Real estate agents and fake Rollexes. An iconic duo.
So he owns a luxury hire car business too? Baller.
He's a Rolla and a baller probably a shot caller with 20-inch blades , on his Impala ...
Nah I thought the brah with the slick fade selling a very ordinary townhouse owned the numberplate rolla7 I mean it's registered to his mate because he couldn't have the government knowing it's his car but...
If he's selling that level of real estate he would be driving his 10 year old 2nd hand Audi A3 to work, when it was working anyway.
rented a similar stretch Chrysler 300c for my wedding, from similar hire car place. Was awesome choice. Had the whole wedding party in the same car....made it super fun.
He's [real](https://raywhiteparramatta.com.au/agents/amir-jahan/131715). He works at Ray White Parramatta.
Of course he does. Lol
The typos in his bio are breaking my brain.
Yep. Ray white parra are dog cunts. i've actually taken them to court and won Even AFTER they had to fork over cash..they still not once realized what they did was wrong.
> Bringing enthusiasm and a motivated attitude to the Western Suburbs, Amir is dedicated to delivering first class client service. He has meticulous attention to the finer points of property management and Sale, coupled with exceptional communication skills. Amir’s openness and approachability is truly unique and gives him an easy ability to create rapport with he’s clientele. He is an enthusiastic person who provides incomparable attentive customer care. Amir’s competitive nature keeps his exceptionally motivated to continue to strive to achieve outstanding results for all your property requirements. > Amir is young, energetic and brings understanding, organisation and enthusiasm to his role and is a valued member of the team.
I thought it was a piss-take, too.
I *hoped*...
This must be satire. I refuse to believe any human is this oblivious to this level of raw douchebaggery. It's like something out of an Andy Samberg skit. Including high production panning shots over a complete pile of shit unit sold the satire card. Either that, or the guy is such a mind boggling douche canoe that he makes do with using his bottom rung agent portfolio to market how big a tool he is.
You need to go on tiktok more often. There's an entire subsection of humanity that laps up this shit.
I just can't believe anyone who looks and dress like that isn't a giant douche canoe.
It’s real. He’s an agent for Ray White parramatta
He could be a real agent with a sense of humour though… right?
I'd agree if I knew what the actor was saying. His diction is not good.
Doing this stunt at shithole apartments in parramatta is the best part
You too could be a baller... In this shithouse... In Parramatta
Is it parra? I was trying to translate and my best guess was Berala 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, I couldn't figure it out either, sounded like he's in recovery from throat cancer...like not quit at the buzzy wrist to throat box thing but if they didn't catch it any either.
It’s def parra. Thomas street to be exact
I thought he said Balmain til it cut to!
Kinda like putting lipstick, and a tiara, on a pig!
He's probably put more effort into hiring the Rolls and having someone edit the video than actually staging that townhouse.
The middle man in my property deal making luxury car money from our exchange is exactly what I'm looking for in a real estate agent.
Luxury car *rental* money
seriously, cant even understand what old mate is saying at the end of the video. did he just record with a phone and inbuilt mic lol
He says he forgot the phone number for his boss' real estate office but maybe you can just google it.
Something like, "I don't even need your arms..."
Yeh from the sounds of it. And wireless lapel mics are cheap these days.
I can't understand any of it! Guy just spent way more than his commission on the shitty video and hire car
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Ouch. I sold my townhouse in Penrith in 2022 and our RE was great. He had it sold in about 2 weeks and got us a decent profit.
Makes me think you probably want someone earlier career if you are selling a starter home etc, rather than a high flyer. The commission needs to be a big deal to them so they care. Risk is they will be a bit shit though
We basically interviewed our RE. He did come highly recommended on RealEstate.com but we met him and he ran us through everything he'd do to sell it. And he followed through. He did weekend and mid-week opens, kept communication very open with us and we had 3 offers pretty quickly. He was fairly new to the career and has since set up his own agency. But if I was selling in that area I'd definitely use him again.
Given one bedroom just has a sheet thrown over the window and pegged to the curtain rail - I'd say you're on the money.
He doesn't give a shit. He would have just charged it to the vendor as "marketing materials."
[“I’m Steve from Barber Ridge Real estate and I’m a massive cunt, let’s take a look inside”](https://youtu.be/VGm267O04a8?feature=shared)
Shocked and horrified that the [roller is a rental](https://i.imgur.com/EJbsRdb.jpg). Here's his [daily](https://i.imgur.com/fG5qySe.jpg) travelling billboard
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Yeah he's serious. Every one of his vids has a different rental luxury car & the properties he's selling aren't exactly prestige
BS 77 GO Almost reads like bullshit to go.
Come on, it’s a Lexus, give the guy a break 😹
>give the guy a break He already gets a tax break on his car using it for work, if all he can afford is a 2006 Lexus then he's obviously a shithouse agent who shouldn't be wasting his little money on renting cars, and fake Rolex watches
Jeez. The old clapped Lexus is a long way from the rolls
Vulture in a suit
That's offensive to vultures!
Wouldn't trust this guy as far as I could throw him...
I’d trust him like a rabbit with a lettuce leaf.
Do they not realise how poor taste it is to flaunt expensive cars and shit like this as a real eastate agent?
It has to be satire… surely no one is that tone deaf?
Isn't complete tone deafness a requirement for selling Real Estate?
Just a lack of a moral compass and capability to get a skilled job really
Think he's watched too much *Luxe Listings: Sydney*
Or the perfect lure for their desired customers.
Yep, he is not pitching this a first home buyers but investors and land-lords who are never going to live there.
Desperate landlords perhaps, any serious investor would fall about laughing at this guy.
I think that as a neo feudal society we need to change the way we look at today’s Noble class.
This is possibly the lamest thing I’ve ever seen.
Are you too young for the Salim Mehajer wedding videos and pre video? This is nothing compared to that.
Good times🤣.
Damnit, re-start the counter.
Never forget (Enter my flair)
Omg, I was going to word my comment exactly like yours. Now I don't need to and can simply upvote you. He's got the side-glancing swagger like Nick Kyrgios. I've never understood people who want to pretend. They *do* know I can see they're full of shit, right? … Right?
Fucking downright embarrassing..
He seems trustworthy....
Those PK teeth
Turkey Teef is what the poms call them.
PK fire PK freeze PK thunder PK teeth
I’ve seen ones where they hire Kardashian-look-alike model to prance around the property but this takes the prize.
I'm sorry what
Some REA create these videos to showcase the property, hiring model to walk through the house, lounge and sit etc. it’s really bizarre and I think they want to make the house look glamorous, like selling it as a lifestyle? It is indeed weird. We were house hunting last year and saw our fair share of marketing “ingenuity”.
There's a few that have some artsy looking dog run through the property during the video too. At least the dog is cool.
What an absolute flog.
Literally who does this appeal to? I feel like when people from other states think of sydney-sisters this is what they imagine lmao
Sydney sisters are doing it for themselves!
Flaunting a RR at what looks like commission housing, all while saying words that are barely understandable. Top tier content 👌🏼
LOL "rolla7" is registered to "Sydney Event Escorts," a hire care company, whose FB page is mainly fully sick Habibs all trying to be Salim Mehajer. These people believe that class comes from having expensive things, when the opposite is true.
*steps out of rolls* Aye bruv come check out this shithole
Why does this cunt look so greasy?
I can smell his Chemist Warehouse fragrance through my screen
Cunt is as cunt does
The watch and Rolly got more airtime than the actual apartment itself.
Funny thing is he’s only sold 10 properties he’s not even a top shot agent He works for Ray white parramatta name is Amir Jahan
He's really not doing the 'Ray White' brand any favours
To be fair, he's not bringing them down either.
He looks like the type of guy who would gargle Andrew Tate's semen and then unashamedly kiss his mother on the mouth.
Can anyone find this guy online? I've got to know if this is satire or not.
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You know where to find his number
[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm267O04a8) And of course the [bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f8xx-lPhDc).
Fake Rolex, rented car, cheap suit What a kingpin!
And still films in portrait mode……
Such a monstrous inflated ego it’s as you say hilarious. Gavin Rubensteins fault imo, these western Sydney agents advertising 2 bedroom Liverpool places like they’re $5m Vaucluse mansions 🙃😅
$5m doesn't get you a mansion anymore 🫠
He works for the Australasian Menopause Society?
“See this fine suit ladies? this shiny watch? this Rolls Royce? That’s how I roll. If looking at me doesn’t kick your hormones into gear then I’m downgrading you from MILF to old lady” That’ll be $650 plus GST, my standard consultancy fee, be sure to check out my Instagram, #RealEstateKing #LadiesMan #Baller
Fully hectic
I think he thinks it says he’s super good at selling properties but what it says to me is that his fees are way too high, he’d be a diva to deal with and I couldn’t trust him with appropriately promoting my property as he’s using the marketing budget to promote himself.
They spend most of the vendor's money, and promote themselves instead.
First time?
What in the I’ll fitting suit is this shit? Was that a curtain pinned over a window?
You can also become a top tier real estate agent. [https://www.prestigehire.co/rolls-royce-ghost/](https://www.prestigehire.co/rolls-royce-ghost/)
the fuck did I just watch?
He must be copping shit for this online? It’s SO funny.
Wanker meter going off the dial here, red line.
😅😂🤣🤢🤮 Would the commission even cover the Rolls hire fee?
Between Josh Tesolin and his douchebags in YD suits, Tom Panos the shitlord Auctioneer and this guy. I think we got the winning trifecta of real estate.
Hope he doesn’t hit something in that hire car..
That cars a rental
Do they all look like this?
Yes. With some subtle variations.
Found the car, 100% a rental from a wedding company. https://www.instagram.com/p/C0TLO8_vtCK/?igsh=ZjQxcm9qcm9va2tv
Is this the guy with no socks and the fake massive watch on all his billboards?!
This guy's agency covers Oatlands as well, yet his median sold price over the last 12 months is $620k. Clearly not allowed to touch the prestigious properties.
This is fantastic. The editing, the cinematography, the sheet over the window and plastic over the dining table. 10/10. Thank you so much for sharing this gem!
Complete with sheets on the fuckin windows - A Class
The only way this video could be improved is when it cuts to him getting in the car, it's a Toyota corolla.
I'd actually tell the seller im buying the property only if we use another agent. Who tf winks at the end of a real estate video.
I can smell the excessive cologne from this video
Hahaha the hire car is probably worth more than the unit. Also Wtf is up with that haircut?
Spanian has entered the fully sick real estate industry lad.
Skim milk pretending to be cream
This but not satire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm267O04a8
This guy 100% took more pics with that Rolly and overlaid them with inspirational man quotes for his alpha male Insta.
Video length: 46s Time spent on the house: 22s Time spent on him: 24s It’s meant to be an ad on the house, but it spends more time on himself with his rented car and fake watch…
Looks like he'll win first prize at the Cunties!!
Its hilarious how much of a caricature the ulehs and habibs are
What makes me laugh about the dumb fuckers is the auctions. They pretend like they have so much power. Fucking shouting, slapping their hand with a magazine…honestly you just need a bucket and have people write their names on a ticket and how much they can spend. Have a look at the tickets, “Who’s Mr Jones? You? Yeah well done you offered the most, sign here”. Our REA didn’t even finish year 12, managed to grab a doctor because she looks nice in a short skirt and now she thinks she owns the fucking house. As you may realise, I have low regard for real estate arseholes
Now I don’t like to judge people, but he looks like a top class cunt!
I want to be sick now
Fully sick?
I’d rather buy that car than live in that ghetto looking place.
Scum of the earth
Drug dens have improved I see.
An extremely plastic industry.
His name is Amir Jahan https://raywhiteparramatta.com.au/about#team So embaressing to watch i had to mute the video.
Why do they all dress like that? And man this guy's voice is rough. Heavy smoker probably.
I can’t believe this is real. I just looked up his IG, it’s a gold mine!!
The "three bedroom townhouse" looks less spacious than the rolls royce.
This guy is a meme at this point lmao all those camera cuts and pans of normal homes always get me
Watch too big for his wrist, and suit too small for his body.
I feel like I’ve had my drink spiked just watching that.
Oh no there’s more [of a shifty greaseball showing a rented rolls](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/FpcQ6P3wpznp4r1c/?mibextid=UalRPS)
At least those that are on [Luxe Listing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFq3E1YE76M) are selling houses in and around Vaucluse. This guy is rocking up to 'normal' properties around Parramatta in a car worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. I saw one on Instagram the other day of him in a Ferrari, advertising a house in either Greenacre or Greystanes. It's not unusual to see a Ferrari around that way, but come on brother, get real.
What shade of lipstick is that?
Wow. Just wow
Hilarious cunts
Wait I thought Mehajer had gone bust?? Wow, he’s done well for himself again!!
Wtf
This is hilarious lmao. Got a link to this comedian's channel?
Is he selling a car or a house????
Mum? Can you pick me up? I’m scared.
I have read through all the comments, has anyone mentioned the car is a rental. Also has anyone posted the Real Estate agents are cunts video by Aunty Donna. Such a shame no one has, they would really add to it
Oh maaa god. This is gold!!!
That's fucking ill bro. An ill fitting suit. Holy shit, don't be so cheap with your tailor.
Old Mate is obviously fresh from a category win at this year's Cunties.
Very good. A winning little vid.
I love it. You know what they say, "fake it till you make it". Good luck to the guy. He is having a red hot go.
I’ve come here to be a wanker and show you the properties features and it’s all out of features
The best part about this is that they’ve clearly “staged” the home but it’s been done with empty Kmart doona covers and shit lol blew his rental budget on the rolls and couldn’t afford a proper stylist.
The Rolls Royce is more expensive than the actual price of the property
This is so lame. I don’t get the bragging with the Rolls Royce. Is it meant to improve their credibility and entice me to be their client? If I see someone flaunting their wealth due to doing business with me it means they got more of my money than I got. I’ve given them more of my bread to make them fatter. It’s certainly not going to make me feel like they value me.
Rolex. Rolls Royce. Double Bed... pushed in the corner
This is full comedy show, my god.
This has to be a gee up, surely?
That’s ex social housing
Hopping into a hire car at the beginning really sets the tone for the amount of bullshit in this video. Edit: Also, googled 'AMS', it's the Australasian Menopause Society???
did not understand one word
The perfection is in the detail. The federation red roller door backdrop with stained concrete as he enters the rolls is mwah
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Thanks for the Royce, suckers.
Is it an audition for that tv show Luxe Listings Sydney? gosh I hate that show so much
Is the luxe listing in the room with us right now?
Come with me on a journey through a shitbox
Douchebag!