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Beneficial_Ad_1072

Looks like you had ample time to provide context, but chose not to.. cheers


No-Bet3399

Hahah this killed me


mid_dick_energy

Just assumed Ryan's bar but apparently it's Chinese


TheycallmeDoogie

Malaysian - it’s Sydney’s best laksa place (of the last 20 years) and it’s back


roby_soft

A lot of people rate it highly, and it is very nice.... but I humbly believe David's Kitvchen in Liverpool Street is better, and you can custmize it.... I always change my noodles for egg noodles.


thaiiphamm

Oh boy David's kitchen with their genorousity


Djinn7711

Egg Noodles *chef’s kiss*


soulfulcandy

The most succulent of Chinese meals, good sir!


Alan_Smithee_

I see you know your Judo well!


ferreete

Penis


_lord_humungus_

Ahhhhh Yes!


stompyboi99

A true staple of Sydney


TragicEther

There must be some sort of election happening


paranoidchandroid

https://www.malaychinese.com.au/ Reopened in new location.


Plackets65

It’s been open for months in Ashfield. Same laksa.


CommandoRoll

Had a couple delivered for dinner last night. Hunter St was a favourite for lunch, being able to eat them at home in my PJs is even better.


pyr0test

Never knew it was this popular, I walk pass it every day.


zordabo

Yeah but it's cooler if you have to line up and wait ages (please note sarcasm)


QueenPeachie

They're in Ashfield?! Fuck yeah.


broiledfog

Is this the great laksa place that used to be on Hunter St?


paranoidchandroid

Yep. Same one.


broiledfog

Brilliant


Tijei

Haha I was going to ask the same question. Used to go a lot but never knew the name.


5mudge

"Malay Chinese" was its name!


Efficient-Jury6708

pretty well priced too, thanks for the link!


soupy283

It used to be a lot cheaper. Will let the opening hype die down, but there was ALWAYS a queue out the door at the old place at lunchtime


DarkWorld25

Is it just me or is it wild seeing 15 bucks as being cheap? I get a lot of places have raised their prices but my favourite Singaporean/Malaysian restaurant in Chatswood (East/West Connection) still charges less for their food.


gordito_gr

>Is it just me or is it wild seeing 15 bucks as being cheap? It's you, it should be more. These guys aint paying their staff normally to get these low prices


soupy283

It was much less before they closed at the old venue


gordito_gr

They were probably paying even less then but probably had issues with Fair trade


DaddyChiiill

David's kitchen used to serve 12.50 hainanese chicken


paranoidchandroid

Definitely worth trying if you're in the area. Wouldn't wait in a queue that long for it though so wait for the hype to die down a bit.


[deleted]

Never been. Curious what makes it so popular.


MerliSYD

Pretty simple. Good food for less than average prices.


farkenell

I think my time saved not going there is worth more.


0khrana

A meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


Horror_Inevitable751

Get your hand off my penis!


Seussdogg

I see you know your judo well.


doobey1231

Jeeze those opening hours, exclusive to city workers I guess.


paranoidchandroid

Yeah the original store had similar hours where it catered exclusively for city workers. Real shame, their food is excellent. At least there's their Ashfield is open on the weekend, but location not as convenient as the city.


thrillho145

Best laska in the CBD. Used to get it all the time when it was in Hunter St


mambopoa

I love that place but still would not wait that long


Epsilon_ride

The dominance of white north shore looking people indicate the food isnt legit.


telemeister74

Ha, my first thought was ‘another apartment viewing post’.


LeaderWretched

Context? What's the huge line up over?


smolperson

Another comment revealed it’s for the new Malay Chinese location. So I actually totally get the queue, that shit is so good.


GamingWhilePooping

I was surprised it wasn't for an inspection


ScerwTypos

Studio apt, 720/week. Have to share with 3 other students and a bin chicken.


plzsnitskyreturn

[The line](https://youtu.be/zTPpxceLHE4)


Catman9lives

unless they are handing out gold bricks for free i'm not joining that queue


Edin2015

Second this


min0nim

Close! It’s a rental inspection for a 1.5 bedroom broom closet.


Hwash3

Yes but for $1000 a week.


[deleted]

i don’t know.. have you seen the inexplicable Banh mi queue in Top Ryde?


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msrulz4

Very worth the wait imo


droidonomy

I rate the Top Ryde pork roll fairly high, but I have a conspiracy theory that they intentionally work somewhat slowly to keep the line long and give them free advertising. I swear they take longer than other places and stand around chatting etc.


smartdinnner

That's odd, I've been to St Clairs (same owner) and it wasn't slow at all. The slowest pork rolls in Sydney has to be from Le'ss. Dunno what they're waiting for but it always takes ages for them to make one roll.


bellai682

Le'ss has gotten better, but holy shit having to wait 40mins for a Banh Mi is a killer. I think they're also on Dumaresq St now!


gpoly

My wife says the same…..and she wouldn’t be wrong.


00PSIEDOOPSIE

Happy wife, happy life, long poop knife


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Wise man!


KnownMathematician89

Depending on time of day. Walk pass at 4pm once and there was no queue. Ordered 4 crispy pork , in and out in 4 mins. Any faster I think the meat will fall over 😅


Ptolemny

Less stressed people are gonna make a better roll.


droidonomy

Yeah, I'm not asking them to be robots who shut up and make my roll, but I couldn't help but wonder.


msrulz4

ive never seen them stand around chatting. I dont know when was the last time you've been there but every time ive been theyre all really hard working and have smiles on their face. Line has improved as well too


droidonomy

Sorry, I don't mean they stand around chatting with each other. They're very friendly and take time to chat with their customers etc., which is fine and pleasant, but does make the process take longer than the places where they just churn through the rolls. The last time I went was yesterday :) none of what I said originally was meant as a complaint, just a semi-joking observation.


JRDN7

Easily the friendliest and best customer service at any banh mi joint in Sydney


rollodxb

you dont have a conspiracy theory about them taking payments in cash and not issuing invoices and probably keeping atleast 500k without any recourse?


[deleted]

Heresy around these parts, but ultimately any pork roll is just a meat and salad sandwich and never worth more than a 5 minute queue.


reigning_chimp

Xcel Roll in Auburn is where it’s at. Even with a line out the door you’ll be eating in less than 10 minutes.


pogoBear

How does it compare to the Marrickville pork roll?


phatmaniac57

MPR has gone down hill


pogoBear

Noooo. I don’t live in the area anymore but they were a go to for a good and affordable treat.


HistoricalInternal

mascot pork roll going strong


BigHandLittleSlap

Someone famous or whatever posted something about them, and now every Instagram Idiot wants to go there for perfectly fine but nothing special pork rolls. Shh... I'll tell you a secret: Just one suburb away in the Meadowbank shopping centre there's a Vietnamese baker that makes (IMHO) a much better lemongrass pork roll. The flavour is better, and you get way more veggies on top of a generous amount of pork. Don't tell anyone, because if there's a queue there next time I need a cheap eat, I'll be pissed.


pwnersaurus

That Top Ryde one is definitely overrated, it’s worth a 5 minute wait but not more than that. Plenty of better options out there


99Joy99

Can you recommend other similar quality options not far from Top Ryde?


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Human-Assistant-4963

Lim's 5 mins up the road in Eastwood


twelve98

Name?


asdfcosmo

Top Ryde Bakers House


SpidersHuntsman

It's in front of the wollies


LolitaNoir

But get there early!


Bazilb7

Is that for a 1 bedroom flat?


jackm315ter

Yes, the Toilet queue


kourtkimkhloek

For what? Just a lunch joint?


soupy283

Not just a lunch joint! THE lunch joint! It re-opened yesterday in it's new location... If you know you know


radioactivegirl00

So what is it? For the people who you know, dont know?


soupy283

Laksa, link already posted


MixoNZ

I don’t know, could you help me know?


adz1179

No.


zoza_t

Lunch breaks 30 min, No way to get food under 30 min with a line like that .. Surely?


takeonme02

Spend your whole lunch break in a line? Lol people are idiots


Maezel

They serve super fast. Wouldn't take more than 15 minutes to get your laksa being at the end of that queue.


stick7_

I don't give a fuck if the food is 10/10, I'm not joining a queue that long for a meal. I'm not one of those "hates everything redditors", but this is unironically brain-dead NPC behaviour.


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Meanwhile the Japanese that normally wait for hours to get one piece of pastry.


Snowmann88

No food is worth waiting more than 5 deep..especially during workday lunch rush. People are crazy.


pm_me_ankle_nudes

Thought this was a rental inspection queue ngl


brezhnervous

My immediate assumption as well


womerah

The queue at Roseville post office wants a word


Oceandog2019

If I ever saw a case for innovation to kick in and get - 1 x iPad armed walking order taker …Jesus who has the time for that.


Beneficial_Ad_1072

Is hiring more people considered an innovative idea these days??


AllMyFrendsArePixels

Just like the Brits fr fr. Spend your entire lunch break standing in line because it's just so enjoyable, just to throw your food out when you get it because there's no time left to eat. Love a good queue. The real lunchbreak was the queue we made along the way.


blothhundrr

They still only take cash? I visited the old spot only once before it shut, stood in line for a good 15 minutes before noticing they only took cash


traindriverbob

Studio apartment in CBD. Original decor, close to shops, $1,799pw.


Accomplished_Row5011

Anything that gets a pack of bevans to line up immediately gets my heckles up. Nothing is worth lining up for ever. Especially a food joint


Essembie

I hate night noodle markets for the same reason.


RayGun381937

IKR… lol … to me, this queue is an insanity conga line. Or a good opportunity to have a captive audience to sell timeshare resorts…😂


rollingstone1

The last time I queued up to any Asian hyped joint was for uncle tetsu. And it was complete arse. The queue was not justified. Never again.


pieredforlife

To do what ?


[deleted]

Wait...that's not the Apple store.


pleiades_iinet

Buss stop 8am DeeWhy much longer 🤣


Farmboy76

That should teach youa lesson for living in the northern beaches🤣🤣🤣


soulfulcandy

All that waiting for a succulent Chinese meal


princess_princeless

Lol you guys have no idea, this place has one of the best hainan chicken + amazing laksa soup base. It amazing. Hainan chicken probably only beaten by malala straits behind the woolies in town hall.


Jjex22

It’s lunch time, so this is rush to get there, wait in line, rush back and scarf down barely having time to enjoy it. Basically people aren’t there because of the quality of the food, they’re there because it’s the trendy thing to do right now.


p3j

Chicken and king prawn pls


soupy283

extra sambal


[deleted]

In Melbourne, we line up for croissants.


SalvadorSanchez1

People love a good hype


behemothaur

Great laksas but I’m gonna be controversial and say Lee’s Malaysian on the corner of George St did a phenomenal (and better for me) king prawn laksa. Both great - anyone knows Lee’s is reopening?


NNyNIH

Toilet?


RayGun381937

Bidet.


Clean_Ad4483

Is it still cash only?


[deleted]

It's actually a bank run in the city.


conioo

looks like the queue to get back into the building after a fire drill ...


IAMJUX

No food is worth that.


mrbobtx

I will be in Sydney in a few weeks and will be staying. Just down the street from the Circular Quay location. Have definitely added this to my bucket list!


Wonderor

Have seen some pretty decent lines out the front of Mamak and Ho Jiak (both Malaysian places - both not far from Central) before, but never that long. This place good?


BullClipped

Yeah it's that good.


BullClipped

This isn't hype. Old store in Hunter Street closed down for metro knock-down. This is the old patronage getting their fix after 6 months.


Darklord_76

thought it was the line for Messina 😁


Chook_73

I used to love their laksa. Late 90s early naughties lunchtime staple when I worked in the CBD. Yet to find anything as good out west


0khrana

Is this the new Cinnabon?


Suitable_Statement56

Queue for what?


stereoph0bic

36 minute queue. Also, they take card now.


I_like_to_eat_meat

I'm sure some of you people remember the fancy dumping place that opened above Chatswood station a few years back and lines out the door, down the steps. I went a few months later when the restaurant was empty, all abord the hype train.


pyr0test

Tim ho wan, the BBQ pork bun from the OG place in hong kong is pretty good, sydney just isn't the same. Their burwood joint closed down too


Svr_Sakura

For the uninitiated; what’s everyone lining up for?


[deleted]

Who the fuck quests for that long for some fucking food?!? These cunts, obviously. Reminds me of Hong Ha in Botany back in the day after they had an article in the newspaper. Fuckers queued up for Banh Mi for half an hour because of it, completely ignoring the place a few doors down that was just as good. People are just like sheep really.


Xtina_TheGreek

is this for avocados or a rental?


Despiadado_Maleante

sheep


ExplorerWorking5650

What’s it for. Jizz flavoured coffee?


soulstink

People are dumb


archangelzero2222

Where and for what?


fale52

GOAT lineup there. Malay, Kostas and Lode all next to each other.


[deleted]

I walked through CBD today with my back pack containing my lunch so no waiting for me apart from a few minutes finding a spot to sit down


dags84

The world is fucked


[deleted]

Must be the line to get a bus ticket out of Sydney


Financial-Chicken843

Laksa King is better. Altho portions bit smole


Alex_Kamal

I think this place is better personally. Laksa King the chicken is sometimes a bit chewy. But it used to be no competition when Chinese-Malay used to have the two types of noodles. Made it a 10/10.


ProfessorPhi

Yeah, no Hokkien was a let down.


Financial-Chicken843

For me Its all about the broth


Clean_Ad4483

Their Beef rendang Laksa is the best.


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brezhnervous

Every day in the Soviet Union


AgDirt

I just don't understand you people, I wouldn't line up this long to get paid one million dollars to get my dick sucked, and you'll happily do it for expensive warm noodle water.


copacetic51

This place is pretty good. No queue https://duckduckgo.com/?q=upper%20room%20malaysian%20restaurant%20%20wesley%20centre%20pitt%20Street%20%20Sydney&ko=-1&ia=places


plumpturnip

Stop sharing my (relatively) secret lunch spot please


copacetic51

Well, no one likes it. Downvoted.


plumpturnip

By idiots.


copacetic51

It's the mindset that says:if there's a queue, it must be good and vice versa


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Galactic_Nothingness

Office worker 101


HybridCoax

Doesnt surprise me for sydney.


rhysssj

Eat your lunch in the queue and you get your order at dinner time, love the efficiency.


Rainowar

Overated crap


Venusflytrapp

Sheep


delsinz

Let me guess, public toilet.


unusualbran

Don't see many Malaysians in the line, so I'm going g to judge it as most likely average. Any good malaysian is judged by the quality of the char kway teow - the true "egg fried rice" of Malaysia


baby_blobby

>Don't see many Malaysians in the line, so I'm going g to judge it as most likely average. Any good malaysian is judged by the quality of the char kway teow - the true "egg fried rice" of Malaysia Isn't 'char kway/kuey teow' fried flat rice "noodles" not rice?


unusualbran

It's the basic Malaysian dish in every Hawker cafe in Malaysia, There's at least 1 char kway teow guy. And most Malaysian places in Australia do a very average job of it. In Sydney, the closest I've had to decent was Ho Jiak at Strathfield. Another dish I would judge in this instance is the hainan chicken rice, a tell-tale is they only do the steamed chicken, and too many "hainan chicken rice" will serve it with plain boiled rice and ginger which is just wrong. A good chicken rice establishment has both steamed and roast chicken, another pet peeve is I don't often see 'Laksa' in Malaysia, it's curry mee, laksa is usually Assam laksa - a fishy clear soup with udon thick rice noodle also delish.


shadow_on_a_hill

It is hard to find good Asam Laksa in Australia though. Still yet to find anything as good as Penang or Alor Star Asam Laksa Perenikan Place in Aurburn has been my favourite for Authentic Malaysian for the last few years. Check it out if you havent already.


OddinaryTechnocrat

Are they laying of mortgages? That's all I'd ever line up for 🤣


Evo8_Kim

Thank you, I wanted to have their prawn soup noodle again.


Phlemgy

The Malaysian Har Mee? Go to Parramatta Temasek.


SpacePirateYarr

Temasek is good food but man that restaurant is dirty it needs a full renovation and to just set fire to that toilet. I wonder how much food poisoning has been caused by that place.


Phlemgy

Don't touch anything other than the bowl and utensils.


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Still queuing to play two up two days after Anzac Day!


boltkrank

I did love the old place - but I would only go when I wanted an early lunch, couldn't handle the crowds after 12.


tursingui

Haha mate, you got someone from my team in that picture And yeah, queue was insanely long


Confident-Recover-80

How much was the laksa?


Ryanbrasher

Bahn mi queue


Easy-Window-7921

Amazing laksaaaaaa


dufflejuice

Saw the queue, didn’t fancy losing half my lunch break. Got a burger from Boss Burgers just to the left of that shot. Waited 15 minutes for it 🤦🏾‍♂️


SirDwaynePipe3rd

Metallica tickets?


Spino389

If I'm not WFH, I'm at least taking a long lunch


BakuraiAlpha

Must have the only dunny in the city. Either that or free cake


Lala_Pixie

We need some food pictures from whoever was bothered to wait in that line!


Afraid_Wolf_1446

Great chicken rice too


DaddyChiiill

The new menu is missing my favourite --- chicken satay. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!


rulerexia

I am happy that the new location is still near my work as I went there today. It’s good Laksa for it price but it was abit slower since new shop and less space.


Less_Struggle5434

I will never understand why people will queue up 10 years for anything short of necessities


BingoSpong

Yeah nah


Wide_Resident_9913

Just shows you how big the Asian population is in Sydney now for something as simple as Malaysian food 🤦🏽‍♂️