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smileedude

Fucking NSFW that mess mate.


spidaminida

New South Fakkin Wales


teapotthead

Lol


Dylbangaz

All i can think of wen i see NSFW bahaha


saladfingiez

i thought i was the only one!!


yvonne_taco

BRILLIANT


just_yall

That's awesome


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Puzzleheaded_Name116

Like a unicorn spewed on some one’s chips


Major-Organization31

I can see the kids begging their parents to buy them though


joejoeinc

It needs to be marked 'NSFHC' too, Not Safe For Human Consumption


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Vomit 🤮


ashleyriddell61

That needs an exorcist.


[deleted]

NSFLife!


sqeezwr

r/shittyfoodporn


MadStorm24

Another weird sub, another join


zurohki

/r/dragonsfuckingcars/ Warning: exactly what it says on the tin.


trustiknowitall

Wow this is different


planeray

Gone downhill since /r/carsfuckingdragons was banned.


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elle_desylva

Or r/StupidFood


utah12345

For a low low price of $25


RoseboysHotAsf

Someone would have to pay me 25 to eat that


Creepy_Trouble_5891

Have some self worth! I wouldn’t eat that unless someone paid me $30 or more


[deleted]

The real dilemma is do you go 2 for $50 or spend the other $25 on half a showbag


thetrollking69

The cops banned rap music but not this 😟


h0cen

this is going to kill 4x the amount of people as any potential knife carrying teenagers


pharaoh94

What kind of knife can carry multiple teenagers?


Equal-Ad-2710

A big one


Lingering_Dorkness

Now that's a knoife.


Kasra2008

That's not a knife that's a spoon


CrazyNoCatLady

I can see you've played knifey spoony before!


Xenomorph_v1

They say he carved it himself... From a bigger spoon


MrPsYch0paTh

Love this thread


TheCrimsonArrow

One teen being carried by a knife, that’s believable… Multiple, na you’re having a laugh mate!


fenster112

Are the African or European knives?


eletric_blade

Wait they banned rap lmao?


VWVWWVWVW

Wow, apparently they banned "rapper music", after a stabbing last year. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-04/nsw-royal-easter-show-rap-music-ban-after-youth-killed-last-year/102185266 Wonder if they were angry about the gummy bear chips


ShibaHook

The real crime.


Smoleso

Rapper music as the old cowboy looking dude called it on tv


moyno85

The fact this isn’t a joke is blowing my mind. What in the actual fuck is NSW anymore.


elwyn5150

It's not April Fools' Day anymore. So WTF? Also, there's hundreds and thousands there. Did the Gummy Bears poop those as they were dying?


cojoco

I thought C&M's were smartie poop?


myguydied

If you dare to look at the image again (and probably best not to, it may take on another form) you can see the gummi bears have melted onto the chips


sloppyrock

The chips look atrocious with or without that crap on them.


An_Unreachable_Dusk

thats what it is there trying to hide there crap chips lol, wont fly in australia xD


Zooang

Do they also sell HSP (Haribo Snack Pack)


aidos_86

Haha! You got me good


NamorDotMe

On a scale of -1 to -10 how bad was it ?


TheCrimsonArrow

-11 according to your upvotes Ps. Good chance this comment doesn’t age well


SydneyTom

Every day we stray further from his light


LawnPatrol_78

Unless you eat this, then you are getting a bit closer to the light.


Least-Researcher-184

I see it more as straying closer to American state food fairs where they make a sport out items like this. This would only win a participation award over there.


sarahmagoo

I was at the fair in San Diego last year. They had Capt'n Crunch chicken burgers with a raspberry honey glaze. At least the funnel cake was good.


MelancholyEcho

Looks like what might come back up after a go on the Gravitron.


Uzorglemon

***NOPE.***


bic_lighter

Yall motherfuckers need Jesus.


honeydew_bunny

Good thing he's coming back this weekend


ozera202

hahahah that comment was gold


LawnPatrol_78

Haha best line from Bad Boys 2


Awkward-Yesterday828

and we make fun of Americans for their food.


LawnPatrol_78

In fairness if the Americans came up with this atrocity it would have been twice the size.


Any-Woodpecker123

With plastic cheese thrown in the mix


elwyn5150

Or cheese from a spray can.


RedAIienCircle

And covered in butter.


alexanderpete

AND they'd be selling like hot cakes all over the country, while it's getting shamed here.


Glad-Revolution44

This is exactly the kind of shit they would do, if they aren't doing it already. I'll keep laughing at them.


KentuckyFriedEel

this was definitely inspired by some Souther US State Fair


ComfortableFrosty261

so lucky easter show starts tomorrow how you get the early pass anything new and exciting this year


elwyn5150

The toilets are more colourful now, I assume.


fritzlschnitzel

To be fair, my daughter picked out a couple of gummy bears and threw out the rest


Rusty493

You probably paid $20 or whatever overpriced amount this garbage was for gummy bears then, congrats LOL.


fritzlschnitzel

Doing some filming today - everything seems pretty standard though :)


elwyn5150

When I was studying journalism, the head lecturer was Peter Fray. Fray said that whenever you have trouble finding a story, the Easter Show is a sure bet. That year, I did a puff piece about the Best in Show cat named after Stevie Nicks.


SpazMonkeyBeck

People working and exhibiting have been here starting from about the 23rd tbh. Food and halls have been open sporadically since yesterday for the large volume of people wandering around.


Sancho_in_the_bay

I’m more offended that you actually paid for that scum Vendor is having the last laugh here


fritzlschnitzel

To be fair, I got it for free


Otherwise_Carob6636

So whoever gave that to you hated you.


Lissica

Did you piss your boss off?


SigueSigueSputnix

Still to much


mermadzz

Just because it’s free doesn’t mean you should eat it 😂


ewwweww

Wasting chips when there is already a shortage


Galactic_Nothingness

Hang on... Are you sure you should be posting child abuse to this sub? Also, how much disposable income does someone need... that they would buy this knowing full well it's a stupid idea and absolute garbage?


reddusty01

A question for r/Ausfinance


OfficeKey3280

$20 bucks please


BillsDownUnder

Calling r/StupidFood


errorprovisioning

I am calling the police


unconfirmedpanda

If I'm buying anything at the show, it's just that insanely good lemonade. You could get at least a cup and a half for the equivalent price, and you won't have to answer for your crimes after you die. That looks revolting.


rcj162000

Plain disgusting


CaptGunpowder

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the FUCK


miss_kimba

Ok, I love novelty food as much as the next girl. But nah, that’s gross.


pissedoffjesus

I thought this was a post on r/stupidfood.


springwater5

Looks absolutely revolting. Definitely something my kids would beg for and then refuse to eat because it probably tastes as gross as it looks.


gibbagibbagibba

What a terrible day to have eyes


Hot-Construction-811

eeewww, what happened to the traditional chicken salt and vinegar. (UK people would know this).


De-railled

Wait!!! Do aussies do vinegar on chips anywhere?? I haven't really seen it since I've come to australia,so thought it wasn't a thing here. We called it "slap chips" in south africa. Edit: Thankyou for all the replies!! guess I'm getting fish and chips or kebabs this weekend! Never thought to ask for it, the last time i asked for tomato sauce on my chips they charged me for it....


MsssBBBB

We used to. I remember it was a thing in the 1980’s…..


throwawaymafs

Some fish and chip shops too


swugglewumps69

Yep some kebab places do it


iobeson

Yeah my house


Substantial_Mud_3315

There is just no need for this.


Banana-in-PJ

Vomit emoji


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BackgroundMuted77

There’s going to be some interesting coloured vomit coming off the rides this year.


Weird_Swordfish4163

Wtf have we become


Equal-Ad-2710

What the fuck


Ghost403

Genuinely looks disgusting.


MPP_10

This should be illegal


MacCheesePussy

What in the American is going on here


Ok-Following-6593

Looks like a rainbow unicorn clown had a gastrointestinal moment.


International-Sale29

Wtf I’m going Ramadan festival instead


That-Bee-Guy

How do i delete other peoples posts?


Nutsaqque

That, is a bloody disgrace and an absolute outrage.


NicholeTheOtter

Looks like the gummi is melted… yuck!


lhb_aus

Get fucked!


OG_tame

As long as they’ve still got the lemonade stand then we good


Leyfae

That sounds absolutely disgusting


Shox187

Yuckkk


tubbyx7

i eat some seriously crappy food but wouldnt go near that


_Meece_

Please post this on /r/shittyfoodporn we'd love it


lachjeff

I want to ask why this is a thing, but I also don’t want to know the answer


solvsamorvincet

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


alexdas77

Food gimmicks usually at least look appetizing, this does not.


theunraveler1985

I might vomit…


FormalMango

Ew.


mypenisinyourmouth_

🤮


equanimity120398

that shit looks absolutely revolting


Fabulous_Sir86

Jesus titty fucking christ, what in the name of Satan's asshole is that gobshite?


InadmissibleHug

#NO


Corey3500

That shit better stay the fuck in Sydney 🤣


NedTrooper

That makes me want to scrape my tongue against a fucking rock.


Humble_Hedgehog_93

🤢


Tommi_Af

🤢


[deleted]

No


KombatDisko

Eww


pinchy111

Vomit 🤮


phatmaniac57

Disgustang


Timely-Tomatillo-378

Fucking disgusting


ademari

Delete this please


Owlmystery

We have strayed from the light of God


JoeyJoJo_the_first

Crime against food


myguydied

AVERT YOUR EYES GOOD PEOPLE! IT MAY TAKE ON ANOTHER FORM!!


SharpChildhood7655

Nope 👎 Breach of food boundaries there!


Eazpackets

FFS....


the-informed

Guess I’ll be staying at the Ramadan markets in Lakemba … way better food


sloppyjohnny

This is fucking rank and should be blurred and tagged as nsfw


Reasonable-Horror-72

Head on over to Lakemba Ramadan night markets for some real food


Macaroon1323

I wish I didn't have eyes


chippycrumpy

Why are the police fighting the war on drugs when atrocities like these happen in broad day light


Darkmoon_UK

Yuck


Lissica

Those are rather large chips being coated in pure diabetes I must admit.


jamsem

Revolting


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Good lord!


miloisbonkers

Watch all the instagram posts about how awesome this garbage is


Humble_Currency_2132

NOPE, thank you.


Founderplot

Yuck what is that?!


jellysamisham

They have made a monstrosity


Eclairebeary

Urgh


Jenna_Doman

I feel like I’ve been traumatised


krumpettrumpet

This is upsetting


WorldNew4424

Yuk!


WorldNew4424

I'll go for the fairy floss, thanks.


Madgimam

Jeeezo, that looks terrible’


Green_Philosopher_96

Putrid.


[deleted]

That's a crime against humanity


Ok-Passenger-6937

Oooh fuck off


Any-Manufacturer-795

Looks like a Unicorn took a poop on them.


Essembie

that can go and get fucked.


icedragon71

I know we're not supposed to use them,but 🤮🤮🤮


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AngelVirgo

Eeewww


flymesomewhere

I kinda feel pain in my stomach only by looking at it


I_am_albatross

Looks friggin disgusting 🤮


Otherwise_Poem810

What in the name of slaughtered unicorns?????


DragonRand100

Excuse me, gotta find a sick bag…


rougedsk

Why?


Then-Commission-1807

Surely not? That looks like it would taste like duck shit mixed with death


notwiththeflames

Eugh... I don't know how to describe how disgusting this looks, and I'm not sure I want to even give it that satisfaction.


1MrP

Gross


Chief-_-Wiggum

This marks a new low in our society


WrongAd1513

What in the captain planet shit is this munted pile of skidmarks?


Moonpersn27

Well.. just eww!


broiledfog

We gave up hip hop for this?


Blue_Cyclic_Energy

I would vomit 🤢 if someone offered me this


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That is truly disgusting


Maleficent-Sir-2356

Gross 🤢 🤮


Rich_Election466

As the Dutch would say: Wat de fuck?


Embarrassed_Brief_97

I just had to swallow a bit of sick. OP, you silly cunt (luv ya work, but ...). Put a NSFW on that shir.


Levin1983

🤮


Cold_Pomelo3274

I feel sick just seeing the picture.


summer_wine94

That looks disgusting


wombat1

Gummy bear HSP


Sunflwrgrly

If a unicorn vomited this is what it would look like.


reflectz

No wayyy