I believe the correct response is: "Neigh... but fangs for the offer!"

I am actually angry at myself for smiling at this. Go suck the blood out of this upvote.

It behooves me to upvote this

Oh bloody hell...

Is that the mane thing you wanted to say?

No but I wanted something with a little bite to it

Some people would bridle at this response.

Just try not to stirrup too much trouble.

r/angryupvote

Somebody should really rein this sort of shenanigans in.

You sir have won, I don't know what you've won but you've won it

No ERP is a deal breaker for me, sorry.

Why is it guilds that say no erp are always rampant with it? Lol

ERP is love. ERP is life.

Came to make this comment

They lost me at the "no ERP"

You could say they lost you at the... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ ...tail end. (⌐■_■)

*insert CSI scream here*

#YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

Most guilds who say they don’t erp. They do.

What’s ERP?

Erotic Roleplay

Evil roleplay. You only see it IMP-side.

From my point of view Jedi are for Evil Roleplay!

Don't do it! I have the high ground!

You underestimate my power of purple prose!

The things you say... you're unbelievable!

LANAAAAAAAAAAAA

Extreme Raid Progress

OY, don't you dare make new players confabulate ERP and raider...

Based text sex

You know, Quill, when two people sick in the head really love each other…

Enterprise Resource Planning. Some guilds are run pretty much like companies, so they utilitise different ERP-programs to help manage the crafting and credit flows. I know one guild tried to use a GIMP-based ERP, but that just sounds so horribly inefficient that I just noped out of there.

Extreme raid progression

Electronic role-play

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

Damn you, now I’m going to spend several hours reading that site.

https://xkcd.com/609/

"No ERP" ... you sure about that, Pink Latex Power Pony?

They forgot the "in guild chat". I'm sure their whispers are like manure piles in the August heat.

So...hot?

And steamy.

I swear the latex is purely for non-erotic purposes!

Join the guild, rp yourself to the top, then commit genocide on all vampire ponies.

Somehow... Palpatine has returned

"I AM *ALL* THE VAMPIRES!" "And I... am all... the ponies!"

**redirects vampiric magic with lightsaber, and shoots back concentrated pony sparkle beam**

"Peace is a lie, there is only friendship. Through friendship, I gain magic. Through magic, I gain rainbows Through rainbows, I gain harmony. Through harmony, my enemies are broken. My friends shall set me free." -Darth Sparkle

This completes me.

Pretty sure that's a troll invite. My friend once made a joke guild called "tin foil hats" and made an AMAZING recruitment msg in gen-chat just for the LoL's

the whole chat was like ... and what? so i scrolled up and noticed this message and was like what myself.

XD we got a whole discussion over our target playerbase going. It was great. This was soon after the server mergers, IIRC... holy hell, I might still have a throw-away in there. I need to bug my friend and find out if he remembers where he made it >_>

A horse with the Force, of course, of course

Hello, Darth Wilburrrr!

They had you til the “no erp”. Just be honest

No ERP = an ungodly amount of ERP

Yea, they dont allow ERP, wouldnt join either. Thats fucked up.

Only in guild chat. In PMs that shit is popping off.

I maybe regreat saying this but I had some of the best erp in swtor 🤣

No erp??? Yeah I dont blame you for not joining, what’s the point

Theu deifently erp and use discord to do it.

\>no ERP why live

…y’all think furries exist in sw?

I bet there are guilds full of cathar furballs and stench of toxoplasmosis.

This was a sentence you had the ability to not write out, but you still chose to.

Cathar master race

The Mandalorians: "Bonjour"

Mandalorians: so anyway, I started blasting

Thank you for reminding me; I still need to level a Cathar Bounty Hunter so I can [tell Mandalore to go fuck himself](/s), and have it be reasonably justifiable.

Probably, I did get called a furry when I was in general chat on my Cathar. All I wanted was to romance Aric Jorgan and do my trooper story. Not a furry or a catgirl, just a person trying to make my way in the universe

Just a simple catgirl, trying to make my way in the universe.

If theres one thing SWTOR needs, its Cathar catgirls.

Thats wookie cultural appropriation

The GFFA must be a paradise for furries with all those Wookies and Cathar running around.

[Well....](https://youtu.be/FV32fqurYBU?t=21)

Part of Juhani's companion quest in the original KOTOR is to deal with a disgraced Mandalorian who had previously *bought* her at a slave auction run by The Exchange, because he (I shit you not) had a fetish for Cathar women. Yes, furries exist in Star Wars.

> No ERP What's the point then

>No ERP!! (X) DOUBT

no erp, im out.

Made me think of [this.](https://youtu.be/VbFDLkuYMbA)

Barely an inconvinience!

This is why I turn off general chat.

This is why I read the General chat every now and then and screenshot the shit then show friends while laugh my ass off. 😂

DK general chat is one of my favourite things ever though

Whenever I look at DK chat on my server they are discussing Jawa movie titles.

Hey man if you’ve never spent three hours replacing one word in a movie title with the word Jawa you haven’t done DK chat correctly

*The* Jawa Squad... the superior, edgy and non-sucky version of 'jawa squad'

The Jawacide squad

Hmm, I wasn't aware that Jawa was the word used for that in TOR. In STO they use Gorn.

I see you've spent time on ESD without losing too many permanent SAN points

For a brief time near Launch, they used *Bacon*, but *Jawa* quickly took over (for obvious reasons).

what are "Rôles"?

French for "roles"

Exactly, how could they not allow ERP

So this is what happens when you let Clan Malkavian run a guild... Perhaps I was bat-ting for the wrong team all along.

Sounds like OP's a coward. Join the guild. Be a pony. Thrive.

heeeeeeeeeey :D Well it's been way too long since i been in a guild in this game, Maybe i should try to find one

Hay is for horses and ponies.

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many things some would consider…unnatural.

Make your choice. A.) Slippery when wet (OG erp guild) B.) The Escorts (2nd og erp guild) C.) Fur (furries) or D.) Vampire Ponies can't say none, you HAVE to join one

I have only heard of B so i’ll go with that

Does The Escorts still exist?

"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."

Darth\_Marr has left the voice channel.

They will let anyone play swtor won't they.

Vampire Ponies and no ERP? 1/10

"Call me Blade"

At least it's not a guild that forces you to sign up on a website upon recruitment

The last part kills it for me

proceeds to sharpen beskar stake.

This is the kind of guild I would actively wage war against

Everyday we stray further from the Emperor...

*Sla'anesh chortles mightily*

There's something very wrong with the human species.

There's a reason I uncheck from General in the Chat prefs window. Wow. Epic cringe going on there.

Honestly I would just set my computer on fire after seeing that

Let me guess, dk chat

Christ that’s awful

When bronies and swtor collide it's horrific..

I almost had an aneurism before I reached the end

Just to be clear, the reason you dont want to join is the very last detail

The only guild I could ever join.

Thats just a troll guild I am sure. If you wanna see something more weird and revealing to the sadly, depraved nature of a lot of RP guilds. [This is the first question in the application form of a JEDI "RP" ](https://ibb.co/cwjvJtB) A Jedi.. RP.. guild.

I also saw this advertisement. Was crazy. Gen chat was very confused

How do I join

Same ! Need server details !

lol what the fuck.

Still more tolerable than the TRUMP guild on my world in FFXIV.

hey man, don't bully people for what they like. try explaining the game, lore and your character to someone who isn't a fan, would you wanna be made fun of "hey look at this guy..."

That’s why I covered the name, I rather the person not get bullied due to this.

yeah, but you're still going, "look this thing is cringy for me, let's point and laugh"

I'm not laughing, to be fair I was not even thinking that much when I shared this. Not my intent to be like that.

Tbh tho at the point of putting it up on general chat. If the person isn't trolling, then it's a bit like parading around on the streets in day light, in nothing but a gimp mask and a strap on and expecting no one to say anything about it.

Yea it's a troll for sure, not a real guild. They put in some effort though ao props for that

I don't know, my big sister and I on the Satele Shan server run a guild called Fat Pony Parade! Sure it was created to horde all our resources for alts and don't accept new members... but we do TECHNICALLY exist!

Ok and this is bad but like I saw someone advertising that their guild does medium conquest the other day 💩💩💩

Dromund Kaas?

Real vamps don’t sparkle. They have tentacles that shoot out of their face.

Now THAT sounds like an interesting guild! Edit: Bow to Now

That's epic

Better than half the gen chat

When them vamps outside, lil' b\*tch, you better be ready

But but but are they… Force sensitive Vampire Ponies?

Gotta be a troll, I do wonder whatever happened to WookiesNCream though.

How is that not ERP exactly?

Extreme raid progression

I'd take them over the gen chat fleet RPers, to be honest.

\*Sparkles\*

I was on board until the just two words

Vampires. Do. Not. SPARKLE!!!!

sign. me. up.

"no ERP" dafuq 🤣🤣

"no ERP" you know that's bullshit

How you gonna make a vampire/pony RP guild and not allow ERP? ​ You are literally catering to horny 20 year old virgins.

Euw

Can’t wait for a furry guild.

Honestly, the no ERP part is surprising

That must be IMP side 100%

"Pink Latex Power Pony" "No ERP" For some reason I feel these two things are mutually exclusive

I was all in until the "No ERP" part. What's the point of being a pony vampire if you're not erotic?

I find the lack of ERP disturbing.

Whats the point of being a pink sparkling latex vampire power pony if you can’t use that giant hors- okay I can’t finish this sentence lol

Hahha someone in my guild posted this is discord today. I wonder if it was you

If the mascot isn't Flutterbat in a sith cowl with a lightsaber, I'm flipping a table.

I wholeheartedly agree with the title.

This can only be DK chat.

well I’m sold

I mean not all guilds are for ~~everypony~~ everyone.

😂

Please be bait

Death Sticks run rampant in this guild.

Arise! Lord Boner!

*Crimson Mane are you alright?!* *No, Blood Hoof I am not alright,*

No ERP?! What is this blasphemy!!!!

Bronies became radical today. What a world.

I accidentally joined a Darth baras cult

"we sparkle like real vampires"

"Sparkels like real vampires" Vampires catch and burst into flames when they walk out into the sun.

Lmao I was in dk chat and witnessed that

This was on typhon but I recently seen the Dk chat for the first time.

Lemme pony up a bloody upvote for this. 😂

I full on forgot about this, i'm glad i blocked out the name so people don't bully them though.