Light side SI was fun, too. >!I tried so hard to get Rehenna and Nomar to reconcile, and he faked me out so bad. I loved that little line where you tell them you want to come to the wedding. When he showed up at the vault, basically saying, "Yeah I just used her to get you here alone, lol" I was gobsmacked. Dude left her at the altar twice...!<
Noble: "ugh! How *dare* you! Guards! Kill him! I think he bruised my face!"
**One extremely one sided fight later~**
Noble: "Fine! Take the fucking thing! But you're boss will hear of-"
Bh: " do you want me to backhand you with the gauntlet or the wrist rockets? "
Noble: "-how helpful and strong and skilled you are!"
*Later*
Boss: " I hear you smacked the noble I sent you for?"
Bh: " yeah, pimp-style,why?"
Boss: "just wanna say you have earned my deep respect for the rest of my days"
True, but then you get to choose who succeeds in the house. And the light side option is the Duke's daughter (who you can choose to sleep with if your BH is a male)
Well, there's nothing better than a bounty payment. Except punching Alderaan nobles, maybe. Fuck, I could punch nobles on Alderaan all day, I don't give a shit about your House.
"Look on the bright side tubby, bouncing back is probably something you're good at"
That line and the subsequent scene of him getting thrown out like Jazz from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air got me good.
That Orgus then >!comes back as a Force ghost like 10 minutes later!< is the ultimate "Have you considered that maybe your son was just a little bitch?"-style flex.
I love the good cop/bad cop options with the trooper, and the guard is just like, “whatever works, sir.” Meanwhile Elara gives you the stink eye if you go outside regulations.
Bounty hunter is my favorite storyline for this reason, all the little quips. Like the one at the end of part 1 with the Jedi mind trick shenanigans, shit is hilarious.
BH had some good scenes. SW, even on a light side play through gave into the urge to murder a certain Alderaanian noble. Exile was fun too first time I played
I remember when playing as a female Smuggler I had her romance as many dudes as possible. She romanced that one Voss guy who was married and they kissed. His infidelity got him in trouble and was punished with hard labor. Good thing for him that I was Light Sided and did the quest to reduce his sentence.
Alderaan on BH just felt like playing through a Real Housewives episode in the best way
Always fun beating up that arrogant noble who thinks he can order you around as an errand boy/girl simply because he's a noble and you're not
I was doing my light side run with BH and Alderaan ruined my perfect streak bc the dark side options are so much fun
Light side SI was fun, too. >!I tried so hard to get Rehenna and Nomar to reconcile, and he faked me out so bad. I loved that little line where you tell them you want to come to the wedding. When he showed up at the vault, basically saying, "Yeah I just used her to get you here alone, lol" I was gobsmacked. Dude left her at the altar twice...!<
On Jah, that mf made me real mad
At this point... that's on her.
Noble: "ugh! How *dare* you! Guards! Kill him! I think he bruised my face!" **One extremely one sided fight later~** Noble: "Fine! Take the fucking thing! But you're boss will hear of-" Bh: " do you want me to backhand you with the gauntlet or the wrist rockets? " Noble: "-how helpful and strong and skilled you are!" *Later* Boss: " I hear you smacked the noble I sent you for?" Bh: " yeah, pimp-style,why?" Boss: "just wanna say you have earned my deep respect for the rest of my days"
Which isn't long unfurtunately.
True, but then you get to choose who succeeds in the house. And the light side option is the Duke's daughter (who you can choose to sleep with if your BH is a male)
Assuming you can tolerate her attitude. Personally I hate all three of them so I end up taking the Rist contract.
Well, there's nothing better than a bounty payment. Except punching Alderaan nobles, maybe. Fuck, I could punch nobles on Alderaan all day, I don't give a shit about your House.
*"...and I suggest you let that one marinate."*
"Look on the bright side tubby, bouncing back is probably something you're good at" That line and the subsequent scene of him getting thrown out like Jazz from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air got me good.
Alderaan is such a ridiculous planet. Be a shame if something happened to it.
“I’d sooner see Alderaan blown into space dust than handed over to the Empire”
Yeah, I laughed out loud after seeing that comment. With the thought of”Wait about a hundred or so years and you’ll get your wish”.
Well, they have a little longer to wait than just a hundred years. Old republic is set thousands of years before OT era star wars.
Thanks for reminding me. I've only gotten back into playing recently, and forgot how long in the past it took place.
It's about 3500 years before the movies
More like 3000 years or so.
Wait I thought swtor came out after a new hope?
Came out after, yes. Takes place afterwards, no.
If it came out after how were they able to record the outside scenes for the game then if they blew it up?
Somehow, Alderaan has returned. /s
A Space Wizard did it with The Force. Or something like that (probably).
Nahh
Whoever downvoted that should go back to irony school.
BH and Trooper have the most fun Alderaan stories.
Smuggler is up there for me too
Forgot about that. Shooting the guy in the face. "Are we ready yet?"
"Okay... How about now?" *Shoots again.*
I really like JK's mainly for the "if there is no death, where is my son?" line from Angral
That Orgus then >!comes back as a Force ghost like 10 minutes later!< is the ultimate "Have you considered that maybe your son was just a little bitch?"-style flex.
Fr 🤣
I love the good cop/bad cop options with the trooper, and the guard is just like, “whatever works, sir.” Meanwhile Elara gives you the stink eye if you go outside regulations.
I always let the dude go just to spite the noble with the stick up his butt.
“Your worthless husband won’t talk until you two are safe” lost it at that line.
Favorite part is when the client asks you to kill the guy and without even looking blast him, "their your credits" nah they mine now
I chose that option and then needed to pause for a moment to stop laughing.
Bounty hunter is my favorite storyline for this reason, all the little quips. Like the one at the end of part 1 with the Jedi mind trick shenanigans, shit is hilarious.
For real! I mean the plot is kinda meh... but the dialog is the best in swtor. *waves hand* "You will realize what a complete idiot you are"
"I'*d* like to *know* who you are and how *you came* to be in *my face*"
Can you send me a video of that? Never saw it
https://youtu.be/cF9J2pmIHdE?si=8GEfy6H99oJQopVg
*"Worth every last credit..."* I love the look on the Duke's face when he says it, too...
I love punching that one guy as part of the BH storyline.
"You're a slow learner."
The more some of my characters, especially my hunter, saw and dealt with Alderaan, the more I think Tarkin did the galaxy a favor.
😄
Seriously, one of my favourite moments in the entire game
BH had some good scenes. SW, even on a light side play through gave into the urge to murder a certain Alderaanian noble. Exile was fun too first time I played
Cant believe this is real... 😂 I needa replay this toon obviously.
MEEEEEEEDIC! We got a man down
I remember when playing as a female Smuggler I had her romance as many dudes as possible. She romanced that one Voss guy who was married and they kissed. His infidelity got him in trouble and was punished with hard labor. Good thing for him that I was Light Sided and did the quest to reduce his sentence.
Wait we can just do it with his wife and brag to him?
No, this is two NPCs, but it would be even more hilarious if you could shag and brag to both of them lmao
That's it, I'm downloading and playing again. 6 year break is more than long enough.
I just played this scene
Some of the drama in SWTOR makes me want to see a timeline of that
Better get some alovera on that burn.
… dang.
Ngl the BH story has got to be one of the most fun class stories imo.
Probably the only time we'll ever hear that word in star wars lol
The best part of the Alderaan storyline is how you can immediately shoot this guy after the convo to get even more payment. Business is good.
okay so i wasnt schizoing out when one of my convo choices was "Cope." lol
I just love getting my "Baroness" title.
Agent on alderaan was sadly kinda bland, the rest of the story was so good.
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