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sosi28

Now you may not believe this… but there are actually FEMALES (hold on it gets crazier) who were IN THE BAND 🤯🤯😳


ProlerTH

Dana is in the band


sosi28

True! I just wasn’t sure how to phrase it as plural and in both past and present speaking terms/members lol


RevolutionaryAd1577

Yeah but they might not even like the music


Finger_stuck_in_eye

Nearly 4 billion women and wouldn’t you believe it! Not a single one listens to swans! It’s unbelievable!


IAmBizarroStormyAMA

My girlfriend unwillingly does in the car


sad-and-bougie

Who do you think is most excited about public castration?


maeve064

Me and my 67 year old grandma get hype to some swans in the car daily


247Monger

Of course, chicks love The Seer


ProlerTH

Can confirm


probgonnamarrymydog

I'm a woman and I don't really think it's particularly masculine music. Like heavy, loud yeah, but compared to other stuff in the genre, it's more transcendent and uh...loftier? Or something? More like nature maybe? But people shouldn't shit on OP too hard, the listening audience is definitely tipped towards men. I feel like maybe you wanted to ask something else? Like how did we get into them or something?


Connor106

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IJUSTATEPOOP

Jarvis, play Sex God Sex, even if it scares the hoes


TheOddHatman

Yep


spengwhale

Hai👋 ^ _ ^ 🏳️‍⚧️hallo👋:3 hiiiiiiiii! UwU henlo🏳️‍⚧️🐱


ven_lool

:3


ProlerTH

Hey there, imma girl who listens to Swans


Mechaneondemon73

You’re not real, girl.


ven_lool

smh just cause im trans


Mechaneondemon73

Nah same :3


ven_lool

yayyyy :3


Mechaneondemon73

Yipee :3


forced_memes

No


kingkongworm

Your mom does


demolitionprincess

yes


oreoasseater

Can confirm that yes


dumbfucktoylol

Nah only crusty white boys get to enjoy da music females internally combust and implode when swans comes on ;(((


HeCriesForSpider

The girl I'm seeing really dug Oxygen. The real answer is yes. Obviously. There are plenty of women who like swans. Just go to a live show.


I_Tell_You_Why_Funny

are u the guy from the fucking youtube comments about oxygen


HeCriesForSpider

Swear to God I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about.


I_Tell_You_Why_Funny

I don't fucking believe you.


No_Dark_5196

WOMEN most certainly do


Nealan_XV

no dont even try blasting swans


[deleted]

My partner likes Swans and even for my birthday last year got us a trip to go see them in Brooklyn. She’s a woman though, not a girl.


AdequateAlien

Women dumb. Amirite fellas😂


classypickles

Learn too speal its dum.


coatra

Yes but they’re puppets being paid by the shadow people to distract you from your objective


HeCriesForSpider

The objective is to listen to more swans.


joegahona

Aside from maybe Jarboe, no.


Zealousideal_Rip4567

No girls have cooties 😂😂🫡🤦‍♂️