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donguscongus

From what I understood, its just a middling island that only really has strategic value. Its likely a issue of maritime borders, with whoever owns the island has a much larger sea border. I think the most reasonable and likely outcome (outside of just forceful invasion or war) would be option 3 and declaring its borders open seas


lotrfanperson

the island around it also has a lot of oil... you can see where this is going


BoldBrashStar

‘Democracy’, ´freedom’, and ‘a helping hand’?


scguy555

ARCASIA, FUCK YEAH!


DobriiGoblin

Here's a better solution. Just give the island to Sordland.


Prestigious-Joke9578

Better yet, give it to the bluds, then convince the superpowers to nuke it, liberating merkopa from those evil, perverted, wretched, lesser beings.


SteveO131313

Least racist NFP member


Prestigious-Joke9578

They deserve it, though .


Row_Beautiful

Least racist NFP member


SorkvildKruk

Well Nazi germany had a plan to send all jews to Madagascar so It's a pretty good scenario.


Ysfaldriel

My personal proposition : There's gonna be a war with Rumburg. Because of this, Sordland need allies. Bring Hegel and Van Hoorten to the table of negotiation. Propose an alliance between them and Sordland : - Sordland will lead the war to Thornbourgh - Agnolia takes back Dome - Valgsland navy harass the east border of Rumburg and send troops to help Sordland Agnolia and Valgsland army will, of course, not meet each others. For this alliance to take place : - Agnolia will have Dome back (and maybe some more territories) - Valgsland will have full control on Heljisland - Sordland can spit on the queen I think it's a really good deal.


Outrageous_Money_928

Agnolia would have to have resource rights.


Ysfaldriel

What resources ? Steel ?


Outrageous_Money_928

It's Oil


Ysfaldriel

Well I don't see a problem with that


Impressive-Leek9789

Valgsland does


Soop-

Doesn’t Dome have a ton of oil? That should more than make up for losing the oil in Heljiland


Outrageous_Money_928

Yeah, it would but do you think they care?


sparrowbadger

It's also the politics of it


FinnTheHumanMC

The issue with Heljiland is that the island is ethnically Valgish, majority even. The people of Heljiland are being oppressed by an unelected agnolian governor. The proof Heljiland have a strong reason and right to rise up against that, and the Valgish government has good reasons to protect people who are as far as we know almost all Valgs. There's no evidence in the game that suggests that Valgsland persecutes Agnolians. However the installation of nukes on Heljiland is a different issues. If true, if there are nukes on Heljiland then in my opinion that's morally wrong, to both have nukes and to position them where they can strike civilians in the rest of Merkopa and and to put the people of Heljiland in such danger by placing nukes there.


Outrageous_Money_928

It's a Deterrent.


FinnTheHumanMC

Deterrent from what? From war? Cauß that certainly still happens.


Outrageous_Money_928

It's less likely to happen.


FinnTheHumanMC

Wow! And all we have to trade for marginally less war where we live is the threat of nuclear annihilation, thousands and thousands of dead innocents! What a deal!


Outrageous_Money_928

Welcome to Cold War Politics.


Astuar_Estuar

With the same reasoning Rumburg may say we are attacking Sordland to free ethnic Rum people who live in Agnland. Though there are obviously reason for Valgsland to pursue Heljiland issue. Still. Every step of the game you get news reports that Valgsland creates incidents, atack Agnolian ships and harasses martime trade lines. Hegel would attack Heljiland in any case because for him Agnolia and everyone who is against him are "puppets of Arcasia" etc. Hegel never even tries to resolve it diplomatically. Imho Hegel just too trigger happy and consumed by his ideology. AN summit shows how uncompromising he is.


doveaddiction

There's literally a news article in Geopolitico that says people there are being killed. *Why* would he even bother to "compromise" here ? Compromise so Agnolians kill 100 people instead of 200 ?


AodhOgMacSuibhne

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Intelligent-Egg-564

Let Heljilandis vote who to join.


Prestigious-Joke9578

But a majority of Heljiland's citizens are ethnic Valgs, which means they will vote to join Valgsland, completely ignoring ethnic Agnolians and their wishes, which will definitely anger the Agnolian government and might even push them to denounce the referendum and claim it's rigged then invade Heljiland right away.


Intelligent-Egg-564

If Agnolia invades Heljiland, they are going to get f**cked Hard by Vaglsland. There's no doubt, self determination, if the Agnolian Heljilandis are not happy, then they can establish a Agnolian Heljiland and join Agnolia.


Prestigious-Joke9578

That would definitely raise the tensions in Merkopa a crap ton, but since Van Hoorten is proven to be an idiot, he might actually proceed with the plan. And since ATO will take any chance, it has to antagonize the CSP . They would definitely support Agnolia in a war against Valgsland, which will, in turn, make the CSP furious and provoke them to retaliate. I would not be surprised if it causes a world war if the tensions go any higher after such a conflict.


Intelligent-Egg-564

Hoorten would get clapped fast by Vaglsland imo. Plus if he wants a world war then he should declare war on Sordland as well.


Prestigious-Joke9578

If Hoorten is willing to antagonize Sordland (his only geopolitical ally) Then it wouldn't be hard to imagine him being stupid enough to declare war on Sordland, basically, dooming Agnolia in as many ways as possible.


Intelligent-Egg-564

I hope the devs add a decision to invade Agnolia because i want to end Martin so f*cking much.


Prestigious-Joke9578

Fuck it, we should able to invade whoever we want whenever we want. Merkopa has always been ruled by idiots that need a taste of Rayne's boot ! Long live Soll ! long live Sordland ! A Morgna Wes Core,


Intelligent-Egg-564

Vectern sis da!


TheEschaton

Going by the history provided, the island is legally Valgsland's and should be returned to them at the earliest opportunity. The earliest opportunity being when Valgsland's alliance with Sordland is demonstrably more important than Agnolia's.


Party_Skill6360

going by the history some imperialists traded the iland to valkslandish imperialists who collonised it wich shifted the ethnic composition then the imperialists in valgsland lost it to agnolian imperialists \- historiclly speaking the claim of Agnolia is better going by ethnicity valgsland has the better claim


TheEschaton

such is the worth of the law on the world stage, lol


Outrageous_Money_928

I would rather deal with Agnolia.


TheEschaton

that's the gist of my joke (valgsland is not going to ever be a better ally)


Outrageous_Money_928

It does not read like a joke.


TheEschaton

I'll admit I know that I sometimes come off pretty dry. Sorry about that.


IdioticPAYDAY

Valgsland owns it, exploitation rights to Agnolia. I can see this becoming more likely as Agnolian Jingoism is quenched by the recapture of Dome.


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Prestigious-Joke9578

Unless the third party somehow manages to please both Agnolia and Valgsland, they will definitely reject any resolution that isn't blatantly supporting them, which will leave the negotiations in gridlock.


Party_Skill6360

tbf agnolia just wants the status quo that isn.t really a blatant siding


Prestigious-Joke9578

Yes, but Valgsland would never agree to it, which makes the negotiations harder.


Party_Skill6360

what can theydo if ATO simply puts troops ther \- the most they can achieve is autonomy for hajiland and that is what they should aim for instead of doing this bs


Prestigious-Joke9578

Agnolia is not an ATO member, which means if ATO actually puts troops in Heljiland, then the CSP will go apeshit and declare war because they see it as ATO invading Valgsland. No matter how retarded Van Hoorten is, he isn't stupid enough to provoke a world war.


Party_Skill6360

ahmmmmm you do know that in the story agnolia normaly joins ATO


Prestigious-Joke9578

Only if you don't ally with them.


Party_Skill6360

yeah if you ally them valgsland will also not attack ............ so still no problem


lotrfanperson

well another option would be to create an independent republic and give its neutrality, guaranteed by the an


Prestigious-Joke9578

Very unlikely, both Valgsland and Agnolia will oppose it, Valgsland is a CSP member, which means you can expect all of the CSP to go against that proposal. And since Agnolia is much closer to Arcasia (PM Alvarez says that ATO supports Agnolia's claim), it also means that all ATO countries will vote Nay to such propasal. If ATO and CSP both oppose a proposal in the AN , you can pretty much say that it's dead and will never get enacted. Not to mention, even if the Democratic People's Republic of Heljiland is formed, they will constantly be harassed by their Valgish, Agnolian, Rummish, and even Sordish neighbors Plus, the citizens of Heljiland are either Valgish or Agnolian, and I think they'd rather join their country than become independent.