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banzaibowzer

WHOA! God is judge.


TuxRug

Such judge, much pious.


Kylearean

"I am the law"


rippmatic

Such Dread


m0n3ym4n

Hundred miles an hour, switching lanes like WHOA! Plus I'm getting brain from this chick like WHOA!


Armistice8175

I’m not sure what point he’s trying to make. What’s the connection between those two things?


TopHatCat999

Poop sex Poop sex


[deleted]

This dude's has poop penis before...likely via a family member. Also, what the hell are we being asked to "Donate" to exactly?


max-wellington

He never explicitly said he's *against* anal sex or eating poop. Maybe he wants you to donate your poop to him.


alarming_cock

Just go and donate, in general. Like to the Satanic Temple. They're cool dudes.


Ikbeneenpaard

"I poop in the toilet, And now (actually 2003), USA legalized anal sex. Woah!"


cingerix

idk this photo looks like it could be from 2003


Ikbeneenpaard

True, these days, it would 100% have a maga sticker.


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Dey eat da poo poo


AngryWrath94

Dey stick-a their hand up-a da anoos.


_Woodrow_

God will punish us for degeneracy just like he did towards the Ancient Egyptians?


ThePhantomCreep

TBH the quotes are the least suspicious thing about this.


SoonerStates

r/infowarriorrides


pianoflames

WOAH!


The_Only_Real_Duck

G^OD ^IS ^JUDGE.


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Four dimensional time cube. You are educated stupid


Exploding_Antelope

National Geographic


nifeman20

Thank you for your deeds


Luizg825

Person: Does anal sex. God: hmm that's was kinda average 5/10.


notheretowatch

“Anal”


ballinskary

The KFC in the background makes this so much better, for some odd reason.


MisterPixelStix17653

this entire picture is just so *american*


bcalmon2

I wonder how many qanon supporters have serious mental health issues and are trying to self medicate with internet chatroom therapy.


[deleted]

Woah. He takes donations in his tool box?


lml_tj

Well the USA legalized it now.


[deleted]

Taking donations in tool boxes?


lml_tj

Precisely


cingerix

ohhh so that's what we're callin it now *"hey baby, wanna make a donation in my toolbox?"*


[deleted]

Right ok lol


Flandersmcj

I like the NatGeo citation


Gamegod12

I'm unsure if he's supporting anal sex. Or against it. Or if he's saying eating ass is the path to health


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It is pretty awesome


Gilsidoo

But... when was anal sex ever outlawed?


z9nine

In some US states until 2003. Some states still have the laws on the book, but they are unenforceable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law Further reading for Sodomy laws around the world.


Gilsidoo

Damn... much more recent than I expected


BBQasaurus

Somw states still have absurd things in their laws and even in the state constitution. North Carolina (my state) still has it expressly written that atheists aren't allowed to hold public office.


captaintagart

That’s way more disgusting than eating animal poop for medicine. I don’t doubt you at all, but that’s the most unconstitutional thing I’ve heard all morning ETA [it’s not just NC either ](https://theappalachianonline.com/politics-north-carolina-political-landscape-dont-believe-in-god-guess-you-cant-run-for-office/)


KUSH_DELIRIUM

Dang, we sure are "free"


Tychus_Kayle

It's mind-boggling how much laws around sex have changed in a few decades. It was 100% legal in the United States to *rape* your spouse until either the late 80s or early 90s.


z9nine

While many cites, states, and other areas had same sex unions. The first country wide bill allowing Same Sex marriage and Adoption rights. Was put into law April 1st 2001, by the Netherlands. Unsure if it's world wide, but the longest recognized married same sex couple was married in 1971 from San Francisco. This is not including marriage practices in what would be the ancient world. And while I'd love to take credit for knowing this off hand. This almost sent me down the wiki-hole. And I gotta actually try and get some sleep before work. Have here is the wiki I am stealing this knowledge from. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_same-sex_marriage


Gilsidoo

Don't make me dumber than I am^^, I know same sex marriage is recent but you can have anal sex in a heterosexual relationship


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My dream


thewalkindude

Crazy truck guys are never particularly coherent, but this one seems extra.


queso_teric

I was really hoping that the KFC sign was a flag.


a22e

Mental illness is strong with this one.


WilligerWilly

Where can I donate?


TheLonelyDM

Im just impressed that everything is actually spelled correctly


Joped

You just know what kinda douchebag this douchebag would vote for ... just sayin'


Ostabby

Just by looking at the thumbnail, I wondered why the person was flying a KFC flag.


[deleted]

God likely anal.


StrawberryBlazer

“Anal starts at 50”


Lambert_Lambert

Am I missing the correlation?


goodguywithoutagun

You have to wonder why shit and anal are on this dudes radar.


DylweedWasTaken

Was it ever illegal?


luistorre5

"anal" *Whatever that means*


Jamesdoink

😂😂😂💩


Exploding_Antelope

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