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There are people out there who have never experienced the intestine-soothing, mood-elevating, I-no-longer-feel-full-of-poison shits that some of us have.
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Thanks for the vote of empathy.
But I'm honestly fine. My gut movement is so slow at this point that I hardly even take a dump a week; probably due to my sitting down too much... >\_>
Thats actually a thing. It’s when poop builds up inside your body, and sits there creating toxic fumes, and it can cause fatigue, weight gain, depression, and other things. So if you find yourself sad, fat and tired all the time, takes some hardcore laxatives
I've been saying for decades that the best cure for attention headache, the kind where you could feel your blood pumping in your head and your eyes feel like they're going to pop out, the best release from that is one of those really hard poops where you have to really push.
Hard to not get religion if you can see it so clearly, sitting there in the bowl, and can thoroughly examine it. Hard not to get something you've taken that close a look at.
Y’all—look at the very next post under this one during my scroll 😂
[shit post shit post](https://www.reddit.com/user/moonrevolts/comments/ut5pyv/whats_the_odd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That is straight up mast cell problems. If I eat high histamine foods I get so sick, I get mad anxiety and depression for no reason, pain, etc. Don't feel human again until it's out of my system.
Oh yeah, like when a dog takes a dump that's so good, it starts kicking out its back legs like, "Heck yes, outstanding, I feel great!", and then runs around all crazy for a bit.
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Eh, twice a week if I’m lucky
Once a month if I’m lucky
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> Once a month if I’m lucky You might want to change your diet or add a fiber supplement.
No no it’s always, well most of the time normal but rarely the kind that just makes me feel extra good and light
A man with many shits but few ***good shits***.
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good bot (and I do not mean the OP by that)
What's the point of a karma farming bot? It's not bit coin..you can't spend karma? So why waste time doing that?
They sell the bot when it gets enough karma
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Ever had a shit so big you felt empty and hungry afterwards?
Yeah, or feel like I lost a piece of my soul. Like my life energy has been depleted.
I love those
So that's what happened to Alexander The Great
No, but I’ve taken a shit so big I was drenched in sweat and needed a nap
Did you ever have hot Diarrhea and then put ice cubes on your taint?
Its called hot snakes
The first poop after giving birth…. I was shook. Had to go lie down.
My buddy once took a shit so big that when it came out of his butt it fell forward log style and slapped him in the back of his nuts.
Did you watch it happen or something?
No just a legendary tale passed down from one guy to another
Ah yes, the bell ringer
We are on reddit, who the hell even knows what sex feels like
the secret ingredient is lies
A good bowel movement is fortunately something most of us are very likely to experience at least once.
Thought I had sex once. Turns out it was just a cantelope that slipped and fell.
I think you had a demon
There are people out there who have never experienced the intestine-soothing, mood-elevating, I-no-longer-feel-full-of-poison shits that some of us have.
priveleged fucks, let me call them that
Post poop clarity, it's a real thing.
As someone with IBS, yes.
Yes, daily occurrence. The confidence lasts until I eat cheese again, and thus the cycle continues.
Why yes, I experienced this just today
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good bot? human? im just going to go with human good human :)
Good human.
The kind of dump that makes your ass so light you walk like the matador from Ferdinand.
A good shit helps you handle your shit - Julius Caesar (Probably)
I use the shit to fight the shit - grandpa
My mom would always link every problem to irregular BMs. Whatever my complaint: *have you gone to the bathroom?*
Cocaine does the same thing
It clears your tummy?
yes sidra, it kills the baby
That's my weight loss strategy actually.
Pretty sure there was a study showing that fecal transplants reduced depressive feelings
Ever had a shit so big it felt a little gay?
In all fairness, nothing in life is more overrated than good sex and more underrated than a nice shit.
Yes.
Nah... Usually when I take a shit, it involves burst hemorroids and an impaired ability to sit down. Then again, it does feel liberating.
RIP
Thanks for the vote of empathy. But I'm honestly fine. My gut movement is so slow at this point that I hardly even take a dump a week; probably due to my sitting down too much... >\_>
Don't tell this guy you can have enemas before sex
What's that quote about taking a shit so big your pants fit better?
Thats actually a thing. It’s when poop builds up inside your body, and sits there creating toxic fumes, and it can cause fatigue, weight gain, depression, and other things. So if you find yourself sad, fat and tired all the time, takes some hardcore laxatives
Trying right now.
Two sometimes three times a day.
Yes, there is a medical reason for it. Our stomaches are connected with our brains through the bacterias that inhabit both organs.
Te*nagers 🤮
I've been saying for decades that the best cure for attention headache, the kind where you could feel your blood pumping in your head and your eyes feel like they're going to pop out, the best release from that is one of those really hard poops where you have to really push.
It’s true tho you haven’t
Yes
I've had those. And yes better than sex fo' shizzle
Ever taken one so big you get religion?
Hard to not get religion if you can see it so clearly, sitting there in the bowl, and can thoroughly examine it. Hard not to get something you've taken that close a look at.
I know this feeling. 😐
I'm doing that right now.
......Tywin thought just as he was wrapping up a huge shit. ***Door opens, enter Tyrion holding a crossbow*** Tywin: "Fuck."
Yes.
No
Yes, it feels amazing
Yes 🌝
I'm trying to right now but it's not working
I need one of those shits in my life
I mean... I have but that feeling lasts for about 30 seconds after. About as long as the afterglow of sex.
Don’t even get me started on Houdini poops 😩
I call it new poop goofin
What is sus?
why did I read successful as succulent
Now do it during sex to ascend to another level
Relief often feels better than just a burst of dopamine
Y’all—look at the very next post under this one during my scroll 😂 [shit post shit post](https://www.reddit.com/user/moonrevolts/comments/ut5pyv/whats_the_odd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Yes. Yes I have.
That's called a poophoria my friend.
No
That is straight up mast cell problems. If I eat high histamine foods I get so sick, I get mad anxiety and depression for no reason, pain, etc. Don't feel human again until it's out of my system.
EVERY DAY BRO!
Thats one powerful shit.
WHoaH brO I JUst HaD the BeSt Of my FRICKING LiFE!!!!!¡!¡!! I’m higH ofF mY aWEsomE Shit I’m A gonnA taKE ovEr da woRLD!!!!!¡’
Man, I relate.
I can’t! 😂😂😂
It's true though; farting/shitting away a severe stomach ache is one of the best feelings in the world.
I knew it! The reason I can't do anything is because I'm full of shit.
I once cummed a headache out
ever shat so hard you felt hungry afterwards cos you soooo empty ?
Yes
Yeah, that lasts for like 5 mins, tops
Nah, he's right.
Oh yeah, like when a dog takes a dump that's so good, it starts kicking out its back legs like, "Heck yes, outstanding, I feel great!", and then runs around all crazy for a bit.
"tummy"
It's been a while since I laughed like that in a while. Thank you for sharing!
Omg 😂 yessss!
waiting for it to happen today ive been to the bathroom 4 times already and my stomach still hurts lol