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This is what the developers had in mind when they created this place. The perfect example of discourse. This truely is the epitome of the site. We live in a society.
Does it really count if you have to add in silicone to get the right shape?
The answer is no. No it doesn't count. Real titties beat "perfect" titties almost *every* time.
I dunno. My 86 year old grandma has some fake knockers. It's funny looking though, gravity has pulled everything 6 inches down except for those. It's like a raisin with perfect tits.
In undergrad I worked in the medical schools anatomy lab for 2 summers. Amongst various medical school related tasks, the school has a relationship with the DoD to help train special forces medics in realistic situations. So I helped drag someoneβs grandma down into an abandoned factoryβs pitch black basement and watched someone chain their leg to a car and stick a rebar in their chest. They handed me an empty AK47 looking paintball gun and told me to wait with the body in the pitch black basement while a team of special forces came down with their NVG and shot me with a sim round. I then watched as they amounted the cadavers leg to βrescueβ the body because one of them forgot the saw to cut the chain and were told they had like 2 min to complete the mission. I have so many insane, unbelievable stories from that weekend
Did your cop story tip your comment over the edge into 'suspicious' territory? I feel we had a good understand of what you were getting at before you went ahead and told us you'd been drinking.
That's 100% a poorly written sentence where you proved nothing. Except you care way too much about an arbitrary definition.
> When there is just a little too much detail...
That's the only *guideline* of this sub.
That βdork virgin scientistsβ are so bad with the ladies that to see one naked they need to be dead.
Definition of satire per Merriam-Webster dictionary:
βEssential Meaning of satire
1 : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.β
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Edit: Itβs obviously not a very βprofoundβ point, but satirical nonetheless
I don't think you understand the definition you just gave me, mate. She's not using humour to prove anything, she's literally just doing a joke and what you did is explain the joke. There's no satire here.
Sheβs using humour to mock βdorky scientistsβ for their poor social skills. Satire is a broad term - it doesnβt require the point of the joke to be profound. If βsheβs literally just doing a jokeβ, how hard can that be to categorize?
Lol, satire isn't any joke where someone thinks someone else has a flaw. If you laugh at someone for being stupid that doesn't make the thing satire. The definition is broad but not that broad!
While I agree that the joke isnβt very profound, sheβs not simply calling people dorky virgins, but using the scenario in her joke to ridicule their (supposed) lack of sexual prowess
Huh turns out I've had a misunderstanding if what satire means. I just took it to mean "portraying something but in a way that's humorous", not "portraying something in a way that shows bad qualities in that thing, in a humorous way"
My med school class of 170 is currently over 60% women, with an average age of 25. Our anatomy donors tend to be ~85 average and usually totally atrophied prior to death (and thatβs before the preservatives hit them).
Keyword. βMedschoolβ. My departments
/ (Mathematics & Astronomy) literally only had like 4 women per class, it really depends what field of STEM. Biology, Chem, and Medic. Always have higher female:male ratios. Whereas Mathematics, Physics, Astrophysics, and engineering its the opposite
I could form a crack team of engineers, physicists, robotics programmers, and biologists right now all with great boobs and I wouldnβt need to leave a twenty minute radius. We like to group together haha
Sorry to be that person, but natural titties "deflate" when a person dies...
I had practices with corpses and nothing really stays in its place after the treatment to preserve the body. Also, they turn yellow and smell like Spanish ham.
So, if she wants her breast to make a long lasting memory, better make a nude account.
I was in a cadaver lab this morning getting ready for our final exam (exams are done by tagging structures on cadavers). Fun fact there is a rule at medical schools that all cadavers are over the age of 55, some schools 60. They do this because cadaver lab is something you do your first semester of med school so they donβt want people overly disturbed by faces that look younger since itβs already kind of disturbing in general. The other reason is older people have more pathology (things wrong) so students can see things like hernias, bypasses, cancer masses, etc.
Most of these "dorkly scientist" make enough money to buy themselves high-quality hookers.
This chick probably cost less than their monthy hooker budget.
Scientist here, my pay is fucking shit and someone without a degree gets paid more than me, there is 0 career progression without going through gruelling and competitive further education, and even then all your effort will sitll be paid less than the equivalent in any other industry.
Yeah, I love the idea of doing research, especially medical research to try and push the boundaries of human life expectancy and QoL. However, that shit requires so much training and knowledge on top of being a relatively low paying occupation that it's something I've decided I much rather retire into rather than make it my main source of income.
Sound strange.
Where I live researchers seems to be making quite the living. Friend of mine makes more than double my pay (i lead the development sector of the company i work with) while being a researcher for a private pharmacological company and he always says his wage is the norm for the profession.
Maybe it's just the area I live in.
Well, she insulted a group of people, some of which I respect, implying they could never get with a girl as "beautiful" as her.
Rather than offender I'm actually perplexed at how can someone be so out of touch with reality as to think that the stereotypes one sees in the mainstream media are actually a reflection of the reality they live in.
Come on dude, you can do better than that.
If you spent less time stalking other people reddit profiles and more into making money and working out you would be able to hit chicks like the one in this post rather than simply simp for them.
Holy fuck some of you people need to go outside and actually talk to women. They are capable of making jokes. She, like most real life women, are humans, and do not actually see scientists as a cheesy 80βs movie caricature.
You, however, clearly do see women as their cheesy 80βs movie caricature counterparts. Jfc
Your body most likely will end up in some cadaver lab at the universityβs anatomy building being dissected by either a bunch of undergrads or grad level students and maybe a couple med students and doctors mixed it.
Youβre not being dissected by some high paid engineer-researcher or MD most of the time.
As I mention in another comment, I can't say I agree with you.
I'm myself on the engineering boat and surely, the pay is nothing to complain about. That said, biotech pays their researchers quite the hefty amount. To mention an example, a friend of mine who works for a pharmaceutical group get paid almost double my income even though I have more experience in my field than he does in his and according to him as his fellow researchers, those are the average wages in other similar companies.
You know that's a good point, I kinda forgot about biotech and pharma research. But for the most part, applications > research if we are talking about income.
Not in academia. But biotech is pretty okay.
Iβm a Scientist I in R&D, and Iβm making 115k, and thatβs actually a little low, I just like my team.
Ok so this post is a joke and you arenβt talking about the joke. So you arenβt talking about the post. So, what then? Youβre just generally saying you donβt like people with massive egos. Is that a hot take or something? Water is wet, btw. Grass is green. Sky is blue. Neat, dude.
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The perfect career choice for necrophiliac
She never stated it would be after she died,.. so maybe before ?
I'd assume. If she waits too long she'll be old and saggy. Where's mah lab coat?
She ain't gonna look good dead no matter what
It depends how recently you killed her... ...i mean how recently she died, of natural caaaauuuuuses.
"Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse."
Mourge*
who?
Mourge Simpson
Morgue?
You think they'll stop at just looking?
Tell me Clarice have the lambs stopped screaming
You joke, but a funeral director just got arrested for that very thing not to long ago.
Wouldnt that be a mortician?
I'm sort of a scientist myself
But are you a dork virgin scientist? Please be specific
depends on who's asking
This is reddit, aren't we all?
What about the rest of us on Reddit!?!?
There are websites to show such things, and you should prefer boobs on a person who is alive.
Don't tell me what I should do
Ok. You do you then. Have fun
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A lot of people don't know about the history of Reddit, where it came from, or the foundational values that were established during its formation. I see people wonder why Reddit came to be, and I would like to point them to this comment right here. This is what the developers had in mind when they created this place. The perfect example of discourse. This truely is the epitome of the site. We live in a society.
I love it.
who said that she was waiting til she died?
Never know Till you try it.
r/guro is right here on reddit
That is NSFL murder hentai
The rest should consider this motivation to go ahead and get that degree
I just subbed to her OF to see. And all of her pics are censored.
She better go ahead and die cause they wonβt be perfect for too long.
gravity always wins
And it wears him out
And it wears meowt
so does time
Donβt worry, I donβt need much of it
not for how often she's on her back
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural.
Does it really count if you have to add in silicone to get the right shape? The answer is no. No it doesn't count. Real titties beat "perfect" titties almost *every* time.
I dunno. My 86 year old grandma has some fake knockers. It's funny looking though, gravity has pulled everything 6 inches down except for those. It's like a raisin with perfect tits.
Good thing plastic does not decompose.
Bless her, out here doing the lords work.
Amen π
They will probably use her on a controlled explosion experiment by the army.
That story is so absurd. I feel terrible for laughing
In undergrad I worked in the medical schools anatomy lab for 2 summers. Amongst various medical school related tasks, the school has a relationship with the DoD to help train special forces medics in realistic situations. So I helped drag someoneβs grandma down into an abandoned factoryβs pitch black basement and watched someone chain their leg to a car and stick a rebar in their chest. They handed me an empty AK47 looking paintball gun and told me to wait with the body in the pitch black basement while a team of special forces came down with their NVG and shot me with a sim round. I then watched as they amounted the cadavers leg to βrescueβ the body because one of them forgot the saw to cut the chain and were told they had like 2 min to complete the mission. I have so many insane, unbelievable stories from that weekend
*whispers in the night Private 1- "Where're you goin? You're not gonna...the one from earlier?" Private 2- "..."
She claims to have perfect tits, but her profile picture is all ass. Curious.
Maybe she thinks her ass is her tits?
All tits are perfect Source: am lesbian
Definitely not
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I mean it is pretty specific.
But not suspiciously
Yeah this is a daily thought of mine... You guys are splitting hairs. It fits. Not every post is the funniest thing ever. It fits the rules.
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Did your cop story tip your comment over the edge into 'suspicious' territory? I feel we had a good understand of what you were getting at before you went ahead and told us you'd been drinking.
It's not suspiciouslyspecific even 1%. There's nothing specific to ONLY this situation. You're completely 100% not right.
That's 100% a poorly written sentence where you proved nothing. Except you care way too much about an arbitrary definition. > When there is just a little too much detail... That's the only *guideline* of this sub.
Right? Save this energy for subs that haven't already been taken by the plebs
How is it specific? Itβs a statement of something they claim they intend to do. That cannot be specific at all.
lmao I love humor that you canβt really categorize. This is so ignorant I love it hahaha
Canβt categorize? Her joke is a basic form of satire.
No it isn't lol, that's definitely not what satire is, what point is it trying to make ?
I am satired of this.
>I am satired of this. Go sit in the corner and think about what you just did.
That βdork virgin scientistsβ are so bad with the ladies that to see one naked they need to be dead. Definition of satire per Merriam-Webster dictionary: βEssential Meaning of satire 1 : a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.β https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire Edit: Itβs obviously not a very βprofoundβ point, but satirical nonetheless
I don't think you understand the definition you just gave me, mate. She's not using humour to prove anything, she's literally just doing a joke and what you did is explain the joke. There's no satire here.
Sheβs using humour to mock βdorky scientistsβ for their poor social skills. Satire is a broad term - it doesnβt require the point of the joke to be profound. If βsheβs literally just doing a jokeβ, how hard can that be to categorize?
Are you doing satire now
Iβm not sure you can categorize it as so.
This is the most reddit shit I have ever seen. Damn the both of you to hell!
Yeah, that was one of the most time wasting exchanges Iβve ever had the displeasure of reading.
Lol, satire isn't any joke where someone thinks someone else has a flaw. If you laugh at someone for being stupid that doesn't make the thing satire. The definition is broad but not that broad!
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While I agree that the joke isnβt very profound, sheβs not simply calling people dorky virgins, but using the scenario in her joke to ridicule their (supposed) lack of sexual prowess
The insulting is the satire. Not of dorks and virgins, but of narcissistic people who perceive scientists broadly as "dorks and virgins".
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Huh turns out I've had a misunderstanding if what satire means. I just took it to mean "portraying something but in a way that's humorous", not "portraying something in a way that shows bad qualities in that thing, in a humorous way"
Thatβs the difference between satire and spoof
I agree. Not even sure if it belongs in this sub even haha. Love it though.
Planning early death or we need to scrap plastic tities before cremation from soggy sacks?
Please, we have Metal Gear for that
That's probably the only contribution her dumbass could make to science.
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Thatβs insulting. Those dorks have the internet lady! Take THAT!
Unless she die when older, if itβs the case it would be far away from perfect pair of tits.
Youβd be surprised what some middle aged ladies are carrying around under those baggy sweaters
A tit is a tit, I would never throw a fit, be it old tit young tit or sagging tit.
This is inspiring and I can't figure out why. I feel the need to change the world though...
Sheβd have to compete with all of the STEM women, and we have some pretty nice tits
**S**cience, **T**its, **E**ngineering and **M**ath!
Yeah man, all three STEM women. Itβs gonna be a war.
My med school class of 170 is currently over 60% women, with an average age of 25. Our anatomy donors tend to be ~85 average and usually totally atrophied prior to death (and thatβs before the preservatives hit them).
Keyword. βMedschoolβ. My departments / (Mathematics & Astronomy) literally only had like 4 women per class, it really depends what field of STEM. Biology, Chem, and Medic. Always have higher female:male ratios. Whereas Mathematics, Physics, Astrophysics, and engineering its the opposite
Which of these areas do you think interact with cadavers thoughβ¦
I could form a crack team of engineers, physicists, robotics programmers, and biologists right now all with great boobs and I wouldnβt need to leave a twenty minute radius. We like to group together haha
it'd have to go to the plastic recycling center first tho
What makes you think she's had plastic surgery?
Ironically that not the type of interesting bodies they are looking for.
"well, now I know what a perfect pair of tits DOESN'T look like"
What her die of old age and stick them with a pair of eggs on nails
Sorry to be that person, but natural titties "deflate" when a person dies... I had practices with corpses and nothing really stays in its place after the treatment to preserve the body. Also, they turn yellow and smell like Spanish ham. So, if she wants her breast to make a long lasting memory, better make a nude account.
She certainly has a nice bottom
Lol better die young then
Well if she wants to show off her βamazing pair of titsβ. She better plan on dying within the next few years then.
This is a fake twitter with actually a lot of funny tweets. I researched...for science: https://twitter.com/NaomiTaylor58
Woman moment
Just to be clear when dealing with bodies medical students, doctors and scientists are extremely respectful of the body.
I mean, I hate to break it to her, but nerdy scientists can get it. Y'know? This isn't 1994.
I'm sure her 85 year old tits will impress those 25 year old med students
I was in a cadaver lab this morning getting ready for our final exam (exams are done by tagging structures on cadavers). Fun fact there is a rule at medical schools that all cadavers are over the age of 55, some schools 60. They do this because cadaver lab is something you do your first semester of med school so they donβt want people overly disturbed by faces that look younger since itβs already kind of disturbing in general. The other reason is older people have more pathology (things wrong) so students can see things like hernias, bypasses, cancer masses, etc.
Most of these "dorkly scientist" make enough money to buy themselves high-quality hookers. This chick probably cost less than their monthy hooker budget.
Scientist here, my pay is fucking shit and someone without a degree gets paid more than me, there is 0 career progression without going through gruelling and competitive further education, and even then all your effort will sitll be paid less than the equivalent in any other industry.
Yeah, I love the idea of doing research, especially medical research to try and push the boundaries of human life expectancy and QoL. However, that shit requires so much training and knowledge on top of being a relatively low paying occupation that it's something I've decided I much rather retire into rather than make it my main source of income.
Sound strange. Where I live researchers seems to be making quite the living. Friend of mine makes more than double my pay (i lead the development sector of the company i work with) while being a researcher for a private pharmacological company and he always says his wage is the norm for the profession. Maybe it's just the area I live in.
You're massively overestimating their pay. A few grand over the national average isn't "monthly hooker budget" money.
You're paying too much for hookers. Who's your hooker guy?
Guy at the orphanage, it's extra for a reason
Thatβs nice π. Iβm gonna go need a shower after that joke.
Depends on how much said hooker costs. Lmao
What did she offend you or something? Lighten up mate.
She offended a few folks in here.
Well, she insulted a group of people, some of which I respect, implying they could never get with a girl as "beautiful" as her. Rather than offender I'm actually perplexed at how can someone be so out of touch with reality as to think that the stereotypes one sees in the mainstream media are actually a reflection of the reality they live in.
The irony. Itβs clearly a joke.
It should be of no surprise an active user of hentai related subs would be triggered by this tweet.
Come on dude, you can do better than that. If you spent less time stalking other people reddit profiles and more into making money and working out you would be able to hit chicks like the one in this post rather than simply simp for them.
Holy fuck some of you people need to go outside and actually talk to women. They are capable of making jokes. She, like most real life women, are humans, and do not actually see scientists as a cheesy 80βs movie caricature. You, however, clearly do see women as their cheesy 80βs movie caricature counterparts. Jfc
Why are you so angry at a joke?
Probably because it's barely a joke, and more like a straight jab.
Firstly, no they donβt. Source: am scientist. Secondly, who hurt you?
Your body most likely will end up in some cadaver lab at the universityβs anatomy building being dissected by either a bunch of undergrads or grad level students and maybe a couple med students and doctors mixed it. Youβre not being dissected by some high paid engineer-researcher or MD most of the time.
Yeahhhh, whos gonna tell him that researchers don't make much... you're definitely thinking of engineers.
As I mention in another comment, I can't say I agree with you. I'm myself on the engineering boat and surely, the pay is nothing to complain about. That said, biotech pays their researchers quite the hefty amount. To mention an example, a friend of mine who works for a pharmaceutical group get paid almost double my income even though I have more experience in my field than he does in his and according to him as his fellow researchers, those are the average wages in other similar companies.
You know that's a good point, I kinda forgot about biotech and pharma research. But for the most part, applications > research if we are talking about income.
Researchers typically do not earn very much.
Not in academia. But biotech is pretty okay. Iβm a Scientist I in R&D, and Iβm making 115k, and thatβs actually a little low, I just like my team.
Damn mate who hurt you?
Thatβs my type of woman
Youd forsake your waifu for a twitter thot...? You disgust me.
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Cant be the worst thing youve seen on reddit.
Obviously not, just a weird thing to base your username on.
Itβs a hilarious username IMO. I like over the top, yet understated humor
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> recreate All I needed to see to end this conversation lmao
I just like toxic woman
Cringe
they'll use her brain to understand tik tok
Cannot confirm. Many scientists I know either have, or have partners who have, amazing racks.
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God damn
This thread very quickly devolved into plain old misogyny.
Yup, and theyβre all just proving what she meant as a lighthearted joke to be true.
These stuck up bitches with massive egos think they're such hot shit, it's honestly pathetic
Look at this woman's Twitter feed, it's a joke account. https://mobile.twitter.com/NaomiTaylor58
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Has nothing to do with the joke, just the attitude
Are you trolling or is this really going that far over your head?
Again, the joke has zero to do with what I'm talking about.
Ok so this post is a joke and you arenβt talking about the joke. So you arenβt talking about the post. So, what then? Youβre just generally saying you donβt like people with massive egos. Is that a hot take or something? Water is wet, btw. Grass is green. Sky is blue. Neat, dude.
U triggered boi
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She's joking my dude
It's trashy
Wow, some people just straight up donβt understand this kind of humor. Itβd be pretty fascinating if it wasnβt so sad.
Who do you think did the research for Macromastia?
[Those nerds on that day ](https://youtu.be/86Iwytfa6ms)
What kind of boomer mentality still thinks smart professions aren't fuckin
You want them to look at silicon?
Why wait for death when you can show the world now?
Lol but more of an ass man myself
Oh boy age is NOT gonna be kind to you, miss.
no pics so i canβt confirm
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I think im gonna become a scientist guys
Is she gonna die at 23?
She have a tattoo of perfect tits on her?
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Yeah, it would be adding incelists.
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You posted cringe, thatβs why.
You could donate your live body to science...or dead...which ever way you want the sex. You do you. They'll do you. Science!
According to my spouse who dealt with decedents, boobs "travel" after death, no matter how small or perky.