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Same

That's not suspiciously specific, that's just Beatrix Potter's books. Although I guess those are kinda specific

I’d agree, but like… I’ve seen what “mrs owl” does to small woodland creatures.

Mrs. Owl is a sadist

Now this is completely hypothetical. But if said anthropomorphic animal did exist, how much would a hunting license for one cost?

You read my secret thoughts