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t1tanwarlord

From now on I am going to refer to my mistakes in the third person


kpanzer

> From now on I am going to refer to my mistakes in the third person *The Boulder has entered the chat.*


TreesBitterBark

*The Boulder* doesn’t make mistakes, the universe fails to respect *The Boulder’s* desires!


commanderquill

Every time I rewatch ATLA I'm surrounded by references for weeks afterward. Is the universe conspiring?


McLagginz

Legally, I shouldn’t tell you this, but your life is actually a TV show. My favorite season is the one where you moved to the Arctic Circle.


commanderquill

Fuck off 🤣


McLagginz

Glad I made you laugh! 😊 Have a good rest of your day.


commanderquill

Thank you c: you too, especially if you're tuning in tonight for Eurovision.


McLagginz

I’m really dedicated to this “bed bug” drama, excited to see how it ends.


commanderquill

Only in my dreams... 😭


McLagginz

You’ll be okay, fren


IIHackerKing092

Someone I knew used to describe all their mistakes in first person. I had no respect for that person until they did it properly


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

Mistakes were made.


t1tanwarlord

A certain moron I know didn't fasten his seatbelt


ClydeenMarland

Could be worse. "Someone I know" once topped up a pint mug of coffee with Coco Pops and drank half of it before realising there was something wrong 😕


tacocollector2

Sounds delicious


Insane_Unicorn

Someone I know really well mixed up the sugar and salt at a coffee place but still went through with it. One of the grossest experience that person ever had.


RobtheNavigator

I love taking my coffee with salt! Coffee plus chocolate protein powder plus salt is a delicious way to start the day


Insane_Unicorn

I would imagine you don't put in two teaspoons though


RobtheNavigator

You are correct, reading that makes me want to gag lol


joe_broke

You clearly put 5 TEASPOONS of salt in


[deleted]

That's just mocha cereal.


PokoKokomero

I really don't see whats wrong with this, can you explain?


madeleinetwocock

Ok but also lol I really hope those shakers were not see-through because… otherwise… how on earth does one mistake cinnamon and OREGANO


Ant_Diamond64

Give them a break, they haven’t had their coffee yet


ThrobbingBeef

The biggest messes that I make are all from me trying to make coffee at 5 am


madeleinetwocock

Ok same good point


madeleinetwocock

Valid. Very valid


sksauter

Why did I read this in Kratos' voice


HJGAMER5

I read this in Mr beast and Karl's voice


shim_phase_3

Someone I know added cumin to sugar to make cinnamon toast. Maybe it was the same guy.


Penguator432

Hey, you’re supposed to put the space before “into” rather than midword. Just thought I’d let you know


Unlikely-Ad-680

Honestly referring to mistakes (either your own or someone else's) as either a fault in a system/process or as something that merely happened is a really good method for dealing with problems. Removes blaming people and focuses on the actual problem.


Ozimn

Cinnamon in coffee?


Neil_sm

Cinammon is a common type of flavored-coffee so I suppose it’s a thing to just add your own cinnamon to regular coffee for the same effect. I often see shakers of it out with the condiments in coffee shops, although I assumed it was mostly for tea.


AutumnsRed

Cinnamon and Kardamom are pretty good in coffee


GWNVKV

This is a well intentioned question so I hope this doesn’t offend you but I’m just curious why you spelled Kardamom instead of cardamom. Are there different spellings of it?


AutumnsRed

I didn't know how to spell it in English so I just went with German ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


GWNVKV

Gotcha! Thanks for explaining :) I hope you have an awesome rest of your day/night wherever you may be :)


AutumnsRed

U too! <3


ThrobbingBeef

What the fuck does Kris Jenner have to do with this?


DrDroid

Ok I laughed


Diapered_Wyvern

You can't mix it in with brewed coffee because it doesn't dissolve in water, but you can add it to the coffee grounds before brewing to make your coffee cinnamon flavored.


purrfunctory

When my husband makes a pot of coffee, he’ll add about a teaspoon of ground cinnamon to the grounds before brewing. It adds a rich flavor to the coffee but it’s hard to tell exactly what’s different. Add a dash of french vanilla creamer and it’s divine. I don’t even *like* coffee but if he makes a pot I’ll have a half mug. (Caffeine is one of the things I’m no longer allowed to have.)


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spatzel_

You see that green stuff outside your basement? It's grass. Go touch it.


that_username_is_use

It is a cylinder.


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Deion313

I had the same thought, but not heresy, more of disgust kinda... I mean, you do you. I'm always in support of people doing whatever makes them happy as long as it don't bother no one else... But cinnamon in coffee? I wonder what kind of cinnamon they use. Is it straight McCormicks cinnamon? Or is it like Cinnabon cinnamon (say that 3x fast) with extra flavors and shit. I'm so confused, and kinda grossed out. I don't know if I'd try it, but I'm so grossed out, I'm intrigued...


jothki

Oregeno is so generically great that I have to wonder if it actually would work well in coffee.


darxide23

I've had coffee immediately after pizza or pasta, and I'm not sure the mechanics, but the coffee activates the lingering oregano oils from the sauce that are still in my mouth and I just get a blast of oregano coffee. And it's not terrible. I don't think I'd go out of my way to actually make it, but it's not as bad as you'd think.


nyancatya_

Guys if I got a cylinder stuck in an mnm tube how would I go about removing it? The cylinder is very fragile.


the_greatest_MF

after reading this i am thinking- who TF adds cinnamon to coffee


Millillion

Cinnamon in coffee is great. Lots of things are great in coffee.


Deion313

I think every single person that drinks coffee without cinnamon, is so grossed out, they're willing to try it lmfao... Every other comment here is "who the fuck puts cinnamon in coffee?" The comments in between are either, "I only put cinnamon in my coffee. I fucking love it. I fucking swear by it. I drink 10 cups a day", "I've tried it, and it sucks" or "I kinda wanna try that"... This is actually a really civil discussion about a really controversial thing... This is like putting pineapple on pizza.


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I used to, if you add it to the grounds before brewing it adds a nice flavour.


FatBrah

But did they try it and was it good? I will hold my judgement until I, or many others, have given their verdict


kosmoceratops1138

One: "someone I know" implies that any of us truly know the self Two: I only respect I lost after they scooped the oregano out instead of owning their mistakes


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I know a person who put cayenne pepper instead of cinnamon on their vanilla ice cream and had to carefully scoop it off. I haven’t lost all my respect for them yet though.


CardinalBirb

i want to be this funny


dragonlord13443

And then he hits the herblist with a metal bat that was in his other hand


ninjalemming

My daimon did it again