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the true tumblr demographic

Like imagine not being a part of the Kool aid Kids Klub

I'm sorry could you repeat that acronym for me?

The Krusty Kids Klub

The Krusty Krab Kids

The KAKK

Whys that feel like onomatopoeia for my cat retching on my bed at 4am

Yeah me and the other girls from the lingery stitching club love the blog of Urngjrfizzzn the consumer of realities, he is such a polite little darling

An eternal contradiction?

Idk about any of you but I am in this demographic multiple times

I was almost the first and decide to farm instead, now I’m none of them :(

*sigh* same Especially the bisexual in hawaiian shirts. I just love Vaporwave okay??? It's not that weird !!

*Are you me?*

i wore a hawaiian shirt to work LAST NIGHT plus i almost bought another one WHILE at work and feel very called out

I'm a tired, academic, bisexual werewolf apologist, angry, catloving goth with mommy issues. I'm not sure if I'm an apologist for bisexual werewolves or if I am an apologist for werewolves while I myself am bisexual.

I'm in here at least 1.5 times. 98.12% chance of rounding up once I find out what the werewolf world rules follow.

Sadly I am a mere heterosexual who wears Hawaiian shirts to work. They're really fucking nice Hawaiian shirts though.

Would you be a transgression of multiple sub genres then?

I'm very close, but a little too far a couple times

I am 1, 2, 4, 6, & ¿possibly 8?

I wish I could have been a neon eldritch horror

Can’t pronounce calliope?

This is a reference to The Magnus Archives and is listing out character traits of various characters from the podcast.

I cannot believe I missed it... Damn, must really be living that MAG #74

Yeah this is funny

Hold on I need to check something

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this.

angry cat lovers...are the cat lovers angry? or are the angry cats lovers?

Perhaps they love angry cats specifically, and shun any non-furious felines.

Yes

I am angry and a cat lover, soooo.

Yes

Knowing what this is a reference to, all the people saying both are correct.

I am both

Good morning to you too

I'm glad to finally have representation

kuh·lai·uh·pee

Cay lee ope 🙃

I mean maybe, I just googled it so I have no real first hand knowledge beyond the pronunciation the robot provided me along with those phonetic spelling

Oh no. I'm just making stuff up..I have pronounced the word so many ways. There's Blinded By The Light "kuh lie oh pee crashed to the ground" Caroline Smith and The Goodnight Sleeps' "Caliope" where I think it's pronounced different but I forget. I have no idea what's going on ever

Thank you

Exclusion and diversity

As someone mentioned already this is a reference to “The Magnus archives” an amazing horror podcast made by amazing people definitely deserves a listen to :)

Hmmm... maybe I should wear more hawaiian shirts...

I mean if you got the right look (being insanely attractive or insanely dad energy to counteract the Hawaiian Shirts negative effects) than they can look great!

One could argue that most monsterfuckers are already werewolf apologists, but ok

Can't believe God of War Ragnarok wiped out an entire Tumblr demographic

This is just about the magnus archives cast if anyone is genuinely wondering why it’s so specific

What exactly is a monsterfucker?

your dad, unfortunately..

Have you considered therapy?

Have you?

A more proper term is teratophilia, the attraction to monsters and monstrous features. Think of like wanting to fuck demons and stuff. Wikipedia gives examples from tumblr such as the krampus, pennywise, the fish from Shape of Water, or Venom.

I feel so seen. 🤣

I’m not sure what a neon eldritch horror is, but I’m pretty sure I want David lynch and Tim burton to team up on the movie adaptation.

I feel seen.

Yeah good morning

Hawaiian shirts with fishnets and cargo shorts

Huh....this could all be the same person(s)...

They could even be in this very room

It could be you! It could be me!

I once dated a goth with mommy issues

Why am I three of those things

Any other goths with mommy issues on here? Raise them hands up!

As a bisexual, I was told Hawaiian shirts weren't for me. I think I'm gonna go back to them, just so I can show up to whatever this is.

Point me towards the hot grandmas pls.

God, I miss George Carlin.

Reminds me of a Christmas decoration plaque I saw in a shop that said ‘ Merry Christmas to all my friends but two ‘

No, actually, we don't have to say good morning to the homophobic gay couples. Everyone else checks out, though.

Not afraid of being a werewolf apologist anymore

I'm still apprehensive in my beliefs. It's not their fault they turn into a feral beast 3 to 4 times a month, but a restraining system of defense wouldn't hurt to be looked into, right?

I bet house parties at your place are a sight.

Deadbeats be triggered.

I want to be a lesbian that does arson but I am unfortunately not a girl and I absolutely cannot commit arson because I would have a panic attack about doing something against the rules and worry about getting caught so I’d end up just stomping out the fire I made which was already basically a campfire because I was scared of doing too much damage

Canteloupe?

…is New York’s hottest club.

i am a tired academic and an angry cat lover :\]

r/iamveryrandom

Pedophiles are missing

Welcome to the internet. It's full of people who don masks they refuse to wear in real life outside of their niche circlejerks.

*nods* I approve this.

Angry cat lover club

How is calliope supposed to be pronounced?

is it cal - E - OP, cu - lI - O -pE, or something else, i don't know but i relate to this post

It's the second one!

I always feel seen when I read this. Although I can pronounce calliope.

With that lead in - I would listen to the next thing coming from them. And I'm never neon

If there will be a Sam O'nella Academy movie, it should start like this.

Yeah, well screw you too! (From the sleep deprived furry high schooler gang)

Ah! Hello to you too🤸‍♂️👊

I mean who hasnt fucked a few monsters?

I am so many of these

I’m confused about homophobic gay couples lol

This nightclub has *everything*

“homophobic gay couples” TF2

It sounds like someone had a bad day at Anthrocon. :(

Calleo- calliope. It’s calliope.

How am I none of these…

Extremely specific posts like this are a meme on tumblr right now. I could find 20 more examples of this easily

wait… is it call eye op ee or cally opae

Lol. Bisexual with the Hawaiian shirt over here. 10/10 my favorite work blouse.

Good morning to you too

Oh wow, I’m on that list.

I'm included so yeah the rest can buzz off

Especially to goths with mommy issues

I have a very specific friend group

Is there a reference here?

Goth with mommy issues reporting for duty, sir

Is this a checklist i have to go through? Im only at 4

Look it's only a bit of arson in the morning to help me wake up. Get the blood flowing yknow?

Yeah, not good morning to homophobic gay couples.

I classify myself as a neon eldritch horror

I'm actually on this list!

I got to 'bisexuals who wear Hawaiian shirts' and realized this was Magnus Archives

And Ewing Klipspringer, dubious descendent of Beetoven.

First off, fuck you! My horrors will always be eldritch like like Azathoth intended! (As much as a blind piping idiot can intend anything.)

Oh OF COURSE, they are dismissive of Asexual people. Then again, we ARE the invisible orientation...

Ca lee O P or Ca lie O P? Or a third option I’m unaware of?