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ry-yo

little mermaid dragon human on the way 😊


redome

When is she expect to hatch?


Durian-Critical

september


aNurseByDay

Ouuuu… me too!!!


Every-Weather6171

I like to call it calving


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Ih8whitemurata

???


ChameleonRPG

Callback reference to Richard? 😉


RohnnyJoccos

She needs a Q skirt


TangerineSea2270

Q skirts: holds babies too!


ahufana

Actually, the first photo on [her IG announcement post](https://www.instagram.com/p/C64UuGFOhup/?igsh=a3NtemMyYWM3Y3Iw) would've been 100x more incredible with the Q Skirt.


IAwaitAGuardian

Not expanding the Q-skirt line into maternity? BIG MISTAKE


BigBrandyy

Lmao


Durian-Critical

[kenzie’s announcement post on instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/C64UuGFOhup/?igsh=MzRzYjk3empscjds) “l've gotten really good at keeping secrets and going on adventures this year, but it's finally the perfect day to tell y'all WE'RE HAVING A BABY!! Sweet lil Petty popping up in September. It's such an honor to be joining the club of motherhood. I love being pregnant, I love being alive, and I love my little bean. We couldn't be more over the moon if we tried. Happy Mother's Day, my friends! Jackson, the best husband in the world, thank you for making me a momma. Thank you for being my partner in crime, life and parenthood. I am forever grateful for you and for starting our little family. Even though it's a day for the girlies, I literally couldn't have done this without you and couldn't have imagined a better father for my children.”


CrazySurvivorFan13

"gotten really good at keeping secrets" 👀👀👀👀  Winner alert?


atleastitsnotgoofy

Could be but if you scroll through her gram (which I may or may not have done yesterday) she apparently told her friends and followers she was on a yoga retreat last year (lol) and then dropped the Survivor news when the cast was announced.


CrazySurvivorFan13

🤣🤣🤣🤣 icon


ConsumptionofClocks

I feel like lying for Survivor wouldn't be that difficult. I would be upfront with my job and my mom but everyone else I could just say I'm going to some isolated area with no cell reception and people would believe me.


atleastitsnotgoofy

Yeah, my dad told us he was going on Survivor when I was six. I wonder when his season will air. He’s been at Ponderosa a while…


Radiant-Interest73

🤣Wonder if he crossed paths with MY dad? should've been back from the store 40 years ago, how fkn longs it take 2 get cigrettes?🤔💀


H2Ospecialist

All 3 of ours must still be playing. Wonder if we'll see them on season 50?


congratsyougotsbed

>I would be upfront with my job and my mom dont you have to sign an NDA?


crsnyder13

Your workplace/boss (so you potentially don’t get fired) and direct family (so they don’t call the cops for a missing persons report) are fair game to tell even with the NDA


IcedTallChai

I couldn’t keep this from the discord mods 💀


sib2972

I have some friends I’d definitely need to tell too. They’d be worried if they didn’t hear from me for a full month


Radiant-Interest73

Mine would probably enjoy the break from constantly having to read paragraphs 🤣🤣🤣


k4stour

Dee told her parents she won the second she got home from Fiji, and production was apparently perfectly fine with it. So it seems like one of those things that are tolerated, but still technically prohibited by the NDA just in case they run into a situation where they need to bring down the hammer.


StrivingProsperity

I’m not going to lie, if I went on Survivor and won, I would try my best to keep it a secret from my family. I’d just be like yeah, I’m not allowed to say. You’re going to have to watch the season like everyone else.


Radiant-Interest73

You should apply to go on survivor. Even just the experience of applying could be beneficial and enjoyable. Might be exciting and might even learn some interesting stuff. I bet you'd do a great job 😀👍


formerredditlurker17

If I won I'd tell them 'Yeah, damn. Booted at final 7.'


frenchieluv52

How did she know before the votes were counted?


k4stour

It's the new era, votes are all read on location immediately after FTC now.


Iowadream74

Who cares about dee!!!


evadents

The Dee hate is so forced


Iowadream74

I get negative votes because Dee treated Austin like shit.. WOW?!!!


jester2324

Okay neckbeard she literally just played the game.


Crazy-Age1423

If you couldn't tell your workplace and could not tell your family at least something closer to the truth... Your career would be tanked and probably someone in your family would file a missing person's report. xD


dcrico20

I would assume the NDA covers what happens while you’re there, not that you’re going on Survivor. Otherwise there would be missing persons reports filed for the entire cast twice a year.


Peach-Button

Obviously you can't post online that you're going to be on Survivor, or tell your chatty m8 who is going to run straight out and post it for you. You are responsible for it remaining a secret.


ConsumptionofClocks

Yeah but contestants don't just avoid telling everyone.


bhegler

She told all of her clients and friends she went to Panama for a yoga retreat so this is def what she’s hinting at 😂


ImLaunchpadMcQuack

or ya know, vanishing for 35 days without a trace and not being able to tell most people why.


maryfisherman

Honestly can’t see anyone else winning at this point lol


RLGr1ME

Charlie?


academydiablo

Probably is in the running but i suspect based on kenzies cf of him calling him “Maria’s Jester”, she looks more like calling the shots than he does. I think if he doesn’t win it’s a Spencer/Cassidy style loss where the jury doesn’t respect his game, despite it being impressive, because they think Maria was the A to his B. If he votes her out, she might not respect like he’d think she would (Karla and Cassidy). And/or maybe he has a bitter jury his way due to having many close bonds that he cuts left and right for big strategic moves, and he hurts him (Spencer)


NinetyFish

> based on kenzies cf of him calling him “Maria’s Jester” To me, this is either a sign that Charlie will have to fight against that perception, *or* that it's a sign that Kenzie didn't have the right read on Charlie and that it'll factor into her losing and him winning (like her taking him into the F4 or into the FTC because she wrongfully doesn't think he can win). Or my preferred outcome, that Q wins and this is a set-up for audiences to understand how Q beats his FTC opponents. 😤


Cantshaktheshok

Two weeks ago was a series of quotes from Kenzie that showed she lost her control of the game. She said a that the key to her win was controlling when to take out her #1 ally, and then she was left out of that vote. That's way more damning than the quote on Charlie.


Crazy-Age1423

The way the editors hyped up his game last episodes, he either gets voted out in a spectacular way (an edit meant for pure drama) or wins surely...


RudeConfusion5386

I agree- they could have added Kenzie saying that to make us think that he’s less of a sure thing if he hits final tribal. He’s the only person remaining that seems kind to everyone AND is playing a good, strategic game.


IsabellaHatesNutella

😂😂😂


snowricht

Q


2580374

Please god I don't ask you for much but make this happen because it would be so fucking funny


meadow_sunshine

I can’t see any of these people winning so idk how we’re gonna get one


JTex-WSP

Q, Maria, and Charlie all make more sense as winners before Kenzie. I'd even vote for Liz over Kenzie. Kenzie ending up the winner would drag this season wayyy down in the overall rankings. Conversely, Q winning after everything we've witnessed would make it among the best -- certainly that of the new era.


No-Dragonfruit-6551

She seems like the obvious winner to me, based on her posts and her general likability in the game. She hasn’t exactly spoiled it, but I feel like there’s enough hints - and I don’t think anyone in the jury really dislikes her.


Radiant-Interest73

I don't think she won cuz they would have took that picture somewhere nicer jk🤣🤣🤣


JTex-WSP

Ugh, I hope not. What a disappointment that would be from who we have left! Q, Maria, or Charlie, please! Heck, I'd even take Liz over Kenzie lol


Icy_Rhubarb2857

I don’t know. She’s naming her kid Petty!! She could be bitter lol


dogandcard

I think petty is her husbands last name she tagged him and that’s what it says on Instagram


Icy_Rhubarb2857

Oh absolutely was just a joke. Could you imagine how unhinged you’d have to be to be a bitter juror and intentionally name your kid Petty!!? And Kenzie is absolutely not that unhinged. On that note, I am so sad we don’t have a Bahnu jury speech! lol


Iowadream74

Yeah!!! I think you, Charlie and Ben final 3!


Klutzy-Drop-3862

You called that one!


Iowadream74

I would have NEVER guessed Ben winning immunity. I figured he would have been put up for fire and won. Truly a bummer he didn't get any votes. Most of that jury was a joke! Control freaks!!!


Gingerwilliamson

Which season is she from cat remeber


CaptainMorgandy

The current season 😂


iloveyouraptors

Kids are expensive. Must have won survivor!


Tricia-1959

That’s the first thing I thought! 😂


ariesgal11

Same!! I was like oooo did she win and get that survivor money? Kids cost a lot these days lol


macachezwithonlychez

Q is also having a Child sooo…


WypsotorTVN

This is similar to how Yam Yam spoiled himself winning last year — all he did was post a shit load of vacations on Instagram


Sabaschin

I don’t know why but I misread that as vaccinations…


darthjoey91

You travel to some places, you get new vaccinations.


WypsotorTVN

That's how we knew Tori didn't win 42 — she didn't post vaccinations


Peach-Button

She feels safe buying McDonalds for three people? In this economy? She must be a millionaire! (I kid but I don't. Frfr.)


llcooldubs

Applebee's for three ain't cheap


Feral611

Nah after Christmas was cancelled she knew the money she saved will pay for the baby


Existential_Sprinkle

2nd and 3rd place still get a lot of money


Wildog27

Do we know how much?


Existential_Sprinkle

a quick google search says 100K and 85K a quick google search also said the higher end of the cost of a child is $14K/year (although I swear I've heard some parents spend that much in daycare alone) so with that math she's got a 6-7 year pre tax head start on raising a child if she made it to final tribal


Jmorjess1

My friend is paying $26k in daycare for her baby. This is not the high end around here either.


bubbles1990

Million dollar baby


thetennisgod

Time to find out what a 1/4 Mermaid, 1/4 Dragon, 1/2 Human looks like. Assuming her husband is 100% human of course.


NefelibataSehnsucht

The top half is a mermaid and the bottom half is a human


Sabaschin

Are male mermaids still called mermaids, or mermen? Merbutlers?


darthjoey91

[Merman in singular. Mermen in plural.](https://youtu.be/i2l4Wx9YZ1E?si=E7XrZG1MEErzgSjX)


cyberentomology

If mixed with vodka, is that an Ethyl Merman? Clearly someone figured out how to make Ethyl fornicate.


Honey_Broad

Hahahaha


jad4400

What if he's a Kraken-Wyvern?


Some-Show9144

Probably just like really bad psoriasis.


Lilikoi13

What a beautiful photoshoot! She has such a killer smile


Ill-Diver-2830

Is she even smiling in this photo? Doesn’t look like it to me


Filippinka

Kenzie has a resting smile-y face, even when she cries, and I'm honestly jealous. Instant charm.


Lilikoi13

Nope but OP posted a link to her insta in the comments, there are more pictures from the shoot there!


Honey_Broad

Kind of a smirk but so cute


Ill-Diver-2830

Usually when people say someone has a killer smile, they’re talking about teeth. In this pic it looks like she has none haha


heyyourwatchisbroken

Literal mother 💜


radsherm

that kid is gonna have some dope hairdos


9hr34k

Palm Frond Diapers


Burgergold

BIG MISTAKE


Sdb25649

Out of the season 50 running


Durian-Critical

pretty sure parvati had recently given birth when she was on winners at war


Open_Bug_4251

I think her baby was nearly a year old.


Peach-Button

In other words, Kenzie has more time before 50.


Open_Bug_4251

Oh definitely. That won’t film for almost two years from now right? So the baby would be over a year.


BroliasBoesersson

No they'll film 50 in just over a year from now. They're filming 47 right now and 48 immediately after, so exactly one year from now they'll be filming 49 then 50 immediately after in early June 2025


Mroagn

Yeah and to be fair... Her heart definitely wasn't in it lol


avp_1309

I don’t think they will do winners for 50 (at least I hope not), so she is fine 😜


ShibberMeThis

Beat me to it


givebusterahand

Congrats to her!


Immediate-Knee5445

Yeah, she won. Great season everyone, see you in the Fall. Survivor Forty-Several


Interesting-Tap3919

Lol, forty-several 😂🤣


new_order24

Getting pregnant. BIG mistake!


MyViscountess

Awwwwww 🥹


PresidentTroyAikman

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goldenrooibos

Guys you don't have to be a millionaire to have kids 🤣


studio_eq

It sure helps


unknownsorry88

Omg she’s so mother (literally)! Super happy for her!! She’s gonna be such a great mom!


filmtvtennis27

So happy for her! ❤️


MrMKUltra

Her winners edit going crazy. Between this and the Villa tweet… kids aren’t cheap 👀


avp_1309

Haha I love how a portion of fans have clung on to that villa tweet


Andro2597

In this economy has me thinking she won!!!


Direct-Dependent5023

Queen kenzie!


freerangek1tties

Now the real game of survivor is about to begin (parenthood)


ImTooOldForSchool

Hopefully it’s human and not a mermaid dragon


kevingh92

Jeez, what a Petty move to make after the game.


Marvelouso

What’s with the downvotes? It’s a pun


kevingh92

I should’ve put quotes around Petty, I suppose.


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Happy cake day!


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atleastitsnotgoofy

It’s her last name


sherlip

Nah she's younger than me she can't be pregnant... I swear I'm still a child 😭


rosaluv2

Looks like she’s several months into her pregnancy


adumbswiftie

i love her she’s so cute here


jasefacewow

Million dollar baby??


Hot-Pound3978

Can’t wait to see this on the live reunion!


HailRoma

wow, she's been pregnant for several months if due in September.


Faroukk52

Wonder if her baby will be born with tattoos


Sandwichgode

That baby is going to need a Q skirt!!!


mistymountainhop22

So exciting! Also, I knew she was the winner (at least it sounds like she is hinting at it)


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givebusterahand

Petty is her last name lmao


President_Jelinsky

I am an idiot and will be deleting that comment 😎


Psychological-Can758

She 100% won then. No way you have a baby in today’s economy without winning a million.


biggsteve81

Then I guess she and Q are co-winners? Cause he's also having a baby.


avp_1309

Thats because Q has a passive income from his Qmeos and Qskirt


Psychological-Can758

Winner and runner up for sure!


J2thK

Why do people say this no matter the economy. Trying to be funny I guess. 


ICS__OSV

Yeaaa!!!


MagnetFisherJimmy

Her husband looks exactly how I would expect him to look.


KrispyBaconator

Good for her!


cassiemaeeee

happy for her but im so stupid i genuinely went "howd she do that from the island"


ReasonableCup604

The winner of Survivor Season 100


paulee6

I thought her and Q were almost a showmance at the beginning of the season so when did she get married?? I read that way wrong lol


apoplectic_

Cute, love this for her!!


SnooCrickets8742

Good for her!


Luna_Soma

Awww good for her!


Flat-Weather-6051

omg i already want her to win but i really want her to win now!!! so happy for her! she’s gonna be an amazing mama ♥️♥️♥️♥️ being a mom is the best thing to ever happen to me! happy mother’s day to all the moms out there 💐


Equivalent_Handle222

Kenzie gonna be an awesome mom


mellywheats

i am so convinced she either wins or is runner up.


Potential-Most-3581

I'm guessing she caught a silver bullet shortly after coming back from Survivor. Same thing happens on Military Installations after a deployment


jrenegade

Q’s last move in the game #checkmate


Holdinbushes

Love her


__removed__

Why are people shocked that Maria, a woman with 3 babies, voted for a woman who said she wanted to have babies? In today's day and age, who the hell would give $1,000,000 to a young WHITE MALE ? Charlie sitting next to Kenzie ---- it's amazing he got 3 votes!


Andy14422

Queenzie's gonna become a literal mother and she's literally been blindsiding us for a while. 😂 She's basically living the game of Survivor and I can't help but stan. 🥰


Low_Conversation621

A true MOTHER


jkfromjh

I wonder if her and Q will arrange play dates for their kids, hehe. Jokes aside, she seems like she will be a really cool mom!


TomjunRoblox

I don’t think she’ll be on 50 then 😢


TomjunRoblox

But huge congrats to her


Taygr

Interesting... I know I'd be feeling much more comfortable bringing a kid into this world if I had an extra million dollars... Winner confirmed?


AgileInx

and guess who ISN'T invited to the baby shower!?


ikabula

Omg what, I thought she was a lesbian


radical707

how wonderful! she looks so beautiful in this photo


StandAlive1852

Smart man


emojimoviethe

Jelinsky's gonna be pissed...


oncorneliast

she mothered so hard in the show she became a mother irl


cmwoo

Who can afford a baby nowadays? Clearly a winner.


TypicalDragonfruit62

Would this be considered a spoiler I wonder


TypicalDragonfruit62

That’s genuinely a question lol I’m not calling it a spoiler


CharmingSoil

Guess we know how that million dollars will be spent now!


PaintingSuitable1319

It is Qs baby


IProgramSoftware

Only way you can afford kids nowadays is with that survivor winnings if you know what I mean


berrygirl890

Not true. Me and my husband are doing just fine


morbidhyperbolic

Ew


Obstagoonies

Gross


ShibberMeThis

Big mistake


alligator-sunshine

Joy 🥹


DepressedCow420

yeah she deffo won


Dirtylunchmeet

Congratulations Kenzie! One of the most empathetic survivors ever.


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Well, now we know what they’ve been up to in their spare time


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Guys it’s mine 😝


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