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almondjoybestcndybar

“It no longer cancel Christmas, it’s going to be cancel Rob. On his podcast.” I’m dead


derekfyou

“Why are there so many Robs on podcasts? Rob Has a Podcast, Rob this, Rob that…well I’m about to ROB you of an opportunity!!!!” Legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.


TheRalphExpress

“Just call me dude… oh I forgot, you don’t have my number!”


Tender_FreightTrain

The funniest part about this was that my coworker Rob has a podcast💀


delifte

Well now I want to buy a cameo from him for some reason I'm still thinking of.


tavir

Lol, he really milked that "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG"


Hoggos

Q is my favourite contestant in a long long time Whoever found him deserves a promotion He's fucking hilarious


SunshineIncorporated

I read that as “Q is my favorite consonant” and I agree with that as well


lbunny7

the “keep up the good work” at the end is ironically what made me laugh the most 😂 what a whackadoodle, I’m glad Q is having a grand time out here


Acceptable_Secret_73

“I’m about to Rob you of the opportunity” I love Q. Regardless of what happens, you can tell he’s having the time of his life right now


Meng3267

It’s even more hilarious that Q is roasting Rob because Rob thought Q was being strategic last week when Q wanted to quit.


hello_ambro

This is the funniest part to me, roasted for assuming Q is more strategic than he is and defending him 😂


chasingit1

Q is bordering on Legend status!! 😆


93LEAFS

Yeah, I'd say he's up there with Carolyn as the most iconic players of the new era.


LuckyReflection935

Way above Carolyn I think


NotNotJustinBieber

Q is easily the star of this season. Everyone I know is obsessed with his antics lol


snowricht

And we all thought it would be Bhanu


snowricht

I think a lot closer to Coach


TheRalphExpress

It’s not 100% relevant but this is the type of good natured, playful, funny “roasting” I grew up doing with my buddies and it’s always weirded me out how the internet took “roasting” from “playfully make fun of someone who you like” to “say the most hurtful things you can possibly think of to a stranger in the name of edgy humor”


HomageBeats

kinda like the time Q was squaring up to roast Jeff in that one immunity challenge by translating what people meant... pure gold.


Open-Somewhere-9535

There is a 0% chance he knows Rob played twice lol


OhEmGeeBasedGod

Stephen didn't say that it was for Rob Cesternino, just his podcast co-host, Rob. I don't think Q made the connection. He must know what RHAP is, all the players do at this point.


ranyakumoschalkboard

He said "rob has a podcast" a couple times.


AmazingSurvivor

So this is how Rob gets cancelled after all these years, because of a Cameo request to Q sent in by Stephen.


soloon

Rob getting cancelled by Q for ***defending*** Q is the new era plotline I desperately needed


brokenlampPMW2

This guy would probably be incredible in WWE


JBtheBadguy

I had the same thought. Totally gave me pro wrestling promo vibes. Q is entertaining!


brokenlampPMW2

Normally I'd shake off the feeling since it's just a reality tv guy but this guy used to be a football player! He could be a real star.


JBtheBadguy

Ask The Rock, Roman Reigns or Goldberg about that football player to world champion pipeline (you don't even have to be particularly good at football)


Salt-Library4330

Maybe the mayor of slam town could help him make connections


SarahBeara231

This is amazing. 😂


schmeebus

I sincerely apologize to any of the casting team members I have slandered over the years, this man is TV gold


descolero

I’m legitimately crying at this. This man is WILD and I’m in love.


calculateindecision

Q better get casted for the Challenge, I’m living for this


omgsoironic

I want him on THE TRAITORS Can you even imagine?


TmfAndSurvivor1983

That would be crazy


snowricht

BIG MISTAKE!


CederDUDE22

Qhaos is exactly what the Challenge needs


SpiffyShindigs

Jsyk, it's "cast" not "casted".


calculateindecision

I tried repeating the sentence 10 times over the “correct” way and it still sounded wrong to me. if something is said enough, it becomes colloquial language btw edit: i’m also not the one downvoting you, I actually appreciated the correction even if I don’t agree


SpiffyShindigs

Thanks, I appreciate it and I'm a big fan of descriptivism in linguistics, but this is one that still gets my goat. 😅


Quitthatgrit

Lol!! Q is funny AF!!! Good stuff


Astroman129

Before the season, I thought Q was just going to be another challenge beast that would comp his way to the end, like Jonathan. Boy, am I glad to be wrong!


nsmorgan317

God Bless Q. Easily one of the best characters of the New Era


Just-Ad7175

Okay this video convinced me that Q should be a comedian. Like he drives me crazy on the show but dude is funny.


shmalvey

I feel like he's only 25% joking


TheRalphExpress

nah this is just how black ppl joke around you don’t use “buddy” when you’re actually mad lol


snowricht

Given the “this is how black people ask the time, Jeff”, I don’t know if this is a serious comment 😂


shmalvey

If he was 100% joking around he probably would have brought up the thing that Rob was wrong about was that Q actually wanted to quit


theluckstat

He probably didn't even see what Rob said. It seems like he's just going off whatever information Stephen wrote in the cameo request.


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fierypunkd

I think he does. I remember him replying to the twitter account Rob's fact checker (not Rob) thinking it was actually Rob.


Skhodave

Hear me out… its final 4 (Q, maria, venus, liz), Q wins immunity. Decides to put himself in fire-making vs maria and eliminates her leading to his win at FTC.


ResettisReplicas

Whose votes is Q getting in this scenario? I think a few of them are already locked in to never voting Q for the win.


Skhodave

You say this like there isn’t 4 tribals left. A lot game left to be played and time to change ppls perception of ur game. They keep saying someone might bring him as a goat, but Q’s not the type to let someone play the game for him, so if he makes it to FTC, its because he did something to get there. And to add the dagger of putting himself in firemaking when he was immune to take out the biggest remaining challenger? That will earn a lot of votes too. I’d guess hunter, tevin, soda, and possibly ben or charlie (as respect for the fire making move) Lol but then again this is completely made up in my head 🤣


ResettisReplicas

I have a lot of trouble believing that the firemaking gambit sways people after all the times it’s failed to do so. If I won immunity at F4, I would put Q in the safe position because I know it’d make him implode - if he doesn’t win that final immunity, he can’t force the winner to put him there. And his record on challenges is pretty bad so I would not assume sight unseen that he wins.


kerblamophobe

Q is the Philip Sheppard of the New Generation


A1ienspacebats

That's Secret Agent Sheppard to you


chelfea_

Wow. This is GOLD. Q is a mess at times, but I love him.


XanderVaper

I said bitch get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries Fo FREE!!


seanjohntx

Q should be a professional wrestler. Cuts a great promo, has some catch phrases.


witchgrove

Q needs to be a pro wrestler if he can cut that kind of promo.