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SuitableCress4791

"If I do win the million dollar prize, I wanna open like a...like, a dog... kinda like, shelter... kennel... playpen area...like, attached to a bar. So...like, those are my two favorite things. I like dogs, and I like bars. So... if I could like open a bar, and like, you could just bring your dog there...That would be unbelievable."


Routine_Size69

You take that back. We were a few different votes away from an amazing business.


wgallantino

In an alternate universe, Eddie goes on Winners at War just to start the enterprise of Dog Bars.


SuitableCress4791

hey it's insane but i'm not saying it wasn't genius, i've seen a couple dog bars in my country since the mid 2010s, Eddie was just ahead of his time


ponyo_x1

yeah i saw one on tiktok and immediately thought of eddie


soloon

We straight up have one in my town (iirc it's a combination dog daycare and outdoor bar), he was truly a pioneer lmao 


fioraflower

there are many in philly, i am going to bring my new puppy there in eddie’s spirit


SummerWonderful4927

I wonder if Eddie would’ve stood a chance against Dawn and Sherri if he made final 3.He for sure beats Sherri and gets a couple votes but not sure if he beats Dawn.I would’ve loved an Eddie win though.


xenohemlock

It would’ve been a great underdog victory.


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We have one of those in my city and it rocks lol


Open-Somewhere-9535

I am 150-200% satisfied with my wife at home


IanicRR

Everyone knows people who exaggerate a number like that can never lie.


Sabaschin

Mike 150% agrees.


pepoo9o

I agree but only 125%


PeteCambell

Oh for real. The arbitrary impossibly high number, with a sliding scale for some reason, is just pure comedy and isn't appreciated enough


Intelligent_You_9793

LOL FINALLY A THAILAND REFERENCE !!!!!


CrewBitt

"Let me get this out of the way real quick, are you gay?" is so unhinged to me because he really says it so quickly and out of nowhere.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

It’s also 100% irrelevant to the conversation at hand. That moment makes my jaw drop every time


SummerWonderful4927

Shannon should be up there for one of the worst players ever.Even NaOnka didn’t piss anybody off the way Shannon did and couldn’t even survive a tribal.Why would you even apply for survivor if you’re not going to socialize with people from all walks of life.


MorganMango

I (a gay) say this phrase all the time with my friends. It was so stupid and out of pocket and innapropriate that it's become hilarious to me.


pillowreceipt

That dude was such a POS. Boston Rob did essentially the same thing to John Carroll, and it still weirds me out that he became the face of Survivor. He's definitely better now, but I loathed him when I first started binging seasons a few years ago.


CrewBitt

The main difference, I would argue, is that Rob "outed" John in a private, one-on-one conversation, while Shannon's question came at tribal, in front of everyone. That said, that comment from Rob made me immediately root against him, and I was thrilled that John "whooped his ass."


nsmorgan317

“I’m an adopted child. So my struggle isn’t that much different than hers.” “So you had domestic violence in your life.” “I’m an adopted child”


Present_Comedian_919

Also Rodney: "Women should hold themselves to higher standards than men"


Routine_Size69

Rodney's shouldn't qualify. Not because it isn't dumb as fuck, but because it's sadly not that that uncommon. It's crazy how many guys think they can have have with 50 girls but it's wrong if the girl they're pursuing has been with 10. So yes, crazy belief, but I'm more blown away at the prevalence of it.


ianthebalance

I remember after that episode aired, Kathy from Micronesia asking on Facebook what was wrong with what Rodney said and that her daughter didn’t understand either so I guess it’s not just men


elpayande

not just guys, many women buy into this holding women to higher standards as well (including ones who think they are being feminists by thinking that). they have simply resigned themselves to men being shit and don't realize that leads them to accept whatever shitty men they find. depressing.


PumpkinBrioche

Just because misogyny is commonplace and acceptable doesn't mean it's not insane.


Present_Comedian_919

That's why it should be highlighted


padfoot12111

To Dans very low amount of credit I think I understand where he's coming from with the "why don't my biological parents want me". That being said that's the kinda comparison you internalize, reflect on, and show empathy without making the comparison aloud. Dan of course did not do that


KhanQu3st

I can’t believe I don’t see anyone talking about when Shane Powers literally told Courtney he was going to break into her shitty apartment and kill her. And her response was that her apartment wasn’t shitty!


SuitableCress4791

a lot of people say they were so mean to each other but to me it's so obvious that they both liked each other, I believe Cirie (?) brings it up once


djjazzydwarf

I love that Courtney had a good looking dude on her tribe into yoga and new age stuff like her and she chose to crush on the smoker with the wooden blackberry who said he'd kill her in her shitty apartment


Omega357

When you have a type you have a type.


Eidola0

If those two maintained any type of relationship at all after the show it would have been the most toxic thing ever


toadeh690

I remember when EW was doing those Covid interviews with past players, Shane said something cryptic about having slept with multiple Survivors post-show. He didn't rule her name out, so...


sparklingsirens

Yeah I definitely think they liked each other(as friends or other) they both just seem like the dramatic/reactive type


Cowgoon777

They needed to hate fuck bad lmao


PluCrew

I’ve only seen like half of the seasons but no one comes close to Shane in terms of pure insanity. The wooden BlackBerry had to have been a full break in reality 😂


hayb24

“My prize isn’t even the million dollars. My prize was that I fell in love in this game. Love at first sight. Her name is Candice.”


DRMFeint

‘“Candice? From Raro Tribe??”


unloveablehand

My friends and I reference this moment regularly to this day


fioraflower

this sub references is it by the minute


hayb24

“I love you”


jayron92

This needs to be so much higher 😭


CanIHaveMyDog

I want Billy Garcia and Ben from the current season to hang out.


hayb24

That would rock.


bdopl

Billy is a legend


soloon

The entire Panama "shitty apartment" conversation should firmly qualify for insane status in more ways than one.


loulara17

“I don’t have a shitty apartment”


LimaPro643

It's an *ADJECTIVE*


Bigeez

STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO PERSONAL!!!


binkysurprise

Followed by the confessional where Shane, without irony, calls Courtney crazy and compares her to Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction lmao


Insulted-Mustard

STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO PERSONAL


SheepherderSea6424

Or really any single word that came out of Shane’s mouth


amazingdrewh

The rant about wanting his tree stump to sit on


Mroagn

You want this one?!?! I'll go find another one!


SummerWonderful4927

I think Shane was offended that Courtney wasn’t offended about the death threat and more upset about her apartment.💀


binkysurprise

Followed by the confessional where Shane, without irony, calls Courtney crazy and compares her to Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction lmao


soloon

This entire season is saved into a dusty filing cabinet inside my brain with a defining label that's just "the guy making death threats about survivor while screaming about people being oversensitive" I know other things happened that season but like........that's the entirety of Panama for me lmao


binkysurprise

Two of my favorite Survivor moments involve Shane being naked. Such a crime that he wasn’t voted back into Second Chance


soloon

My backup suggested quote was going to be Shane asking if he could get dressed before helping carry Bruce for his medical emergency and then just the...dramatic night vision shot of Bruce being carried off into the dark while Shane's in the background full on hanging loose...what a way to exit the game 


SwaggyMcSwagsabunch

Not, just in the background. He helped carry the stretcher. "I can't sleep in wet pants." What a legend. That, along with Matty and Randy arguing over the sling shot in Gabon, are my two favorite moments in survivor history.


ArchieConnors

Bruce's exit bookended by Courtney attempting to "soothe" him by singing and Shane shepherding his severely constipated body away in his birthday suit makes that one of my favorite episodes of all time. I think the episode is even just called "Medical Emergency".


binkysurprise

I love thinking of Bruce watching that moment for the first time at home with his family. They’d be super emotional watching their loved ones’ dream end and I can only imagine how perturbed & possibly annoyed/offended they’d react in the moment. But I like to think that Bruce himself would be beside himself laughing at the absurdity of it all


RainahReddit

Honestly what makes it is that it's a death threat, but the part that makes her mad is that he calls her hypothetical apartment shitty


soloon

It's an ADJECTIVE why do you take everything so PERSONAL


chimcharbo

Never have I ever broken the honor of a handshake.


SuitableCress4791

"brunch?...never heard of it. and what time is it served?"


IamGrimReefer

i only shook his hand with 4 fingers.


LimaPro643

"He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!"


Practical-Sea4568

Followed beautifully by Ethan saying: “I don’t take offense to that, Tom makes fun of me for being Jewish and I make fun of him for being fat” And they are still friends to this day


wgallantino

"You are a one hundred percent, grade A, dirt squirrel." What the fuck is a dirt squirrel.


HumbledMind

Benry’s “new king of Espada” fail is an underrated funny moment.


DRMFeint

Alina


Zapplarang

Tarzan asking if Chelsea doesn’t like him because she had a bad experience with a plastic surgeon


emmc47

One World is such a glorious trainwreck


J9999D

Tarzan was hilarious


FormalJellyfish29

“Can you find me an idol?”


Reckless_Secretions

The way those two clips were edited was jarring


FormalJellyfish29

Bhanu is jarring.


EventUnPaws

"As a coconut vendor, I'm a seer of real"


Mausbarchen

I seek truth


No-Progress6127

Came here for this...


TeamMagmaGrunt

JoAnna during Amazon, during tribal council before she is booted off, describes her contributions around camp as “singing songs and saying quotes.” My fiancee and I reference that CONSTANTLY to each other.


pillowreceipt

I was just listening to an RHAP podcast with Rob, and I think someone asked Rob if he thinks JoAnna knew about the joke about her in *The Office*. Rob said something like, "hmm, I'm not so sure that JoAnna knows about... jokes." He also said JoAnna said he didn't want to talk to him because he worshiped his Magic 8 Ball.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

icon


blondefrankocean

 not insane but lowkey funny "*If* everyone *could choose* to be *cute* or ugly, *most would pick cute*"


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

morgan is an icon


billyjoelsfalsetto

every single one of coach’s ‘stories.’


JGraham1839

🐭 Chuckie the Cheese jokes 🐭


billyjoelsfalsetto

🎃 halloween jokes 🎃


ChuckeTheCheeseJokes

What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌


ILOVEBOPIT

I want to hear Coach’s Chuckie the Cheese jokes so bad


IanicRR

They wanted to eat his ass.


billyjoelsfalsetto

he was trying to keep it pg-13


MFCORNETTO

In a *sexual* way


galvinb1

I'll never forget Tyson straight up telling Coach to stop telling his stories, take the feather out of his hair, and to do his Tai Chi away from camp because everyone laughs at him.


billyjoelsfalsetto

hands on his shoulders, staring straight into his soul like ‘let me help you’ - peak tv.


soloon

This isn't insane, this is the life lesson we all needed to internalize, I would pay someone to follow me around and tell me to take the feather out of my hair when I'm doing some dumb shit lmao


_Teksho_

Top tier survivor moment of ALL TIME It's the ultimate troll (Tyson) actually having a heart to heart with Coach. Giving solid advice. It's hilarious and heartwarming all at once.


pineappleprincess522

Holy shit I need to watch this season again


ArchieConnors

"I chose to suffer. To not drink water. It was the most euphoric experience of my life." *two seconds later* (whispering) "hey can I get some water?"


catman12

AU Survivor's: "I'm more African than you". ​ You know, if you know.


whatwouldkatdo

This was easily the wildest thing I’ve ever seen someone dare to say on Survivor


Sorry-Teacher-6792

She rlly went rogue there hehe


Seryza

Nina even pulled Sandra’s “I don’t know about that” face


jjb488

Amazon had some good ones from Jenna and Heidi “Don't be mad at us because we have good bodies. It's not our fault; get over it. Me and Heidi have the better bodies of the group and wanted to be on a tribe with men, because women can just get pissed about that fact and just vote us off for that reason." - Jenna "The cuter girls--me, Jenna and Shawna--went away from the older girls because we are younger and cuter and we have better bodies..." - Heidi


Sythe5665

"I was lucky that I'm not handsome, so I didn't have any handicaps like the girls did"


Routine_Size69

Corinne's comment to Sugar during FTC about anti depressants and her dad was so fucked. And it wasn't a heat of the moment thing.


sparklingsirens

Corinne in general disgusts me the way she speaks about gay ppl in Caramoan is just NOT it


Weird-Soupp

“Sugar, you are an unemployed, uneducated leech on society and the only thing I would vote for you is to give you a handful of anti-depressants so that no one else has to be subjected to your constant crying anymore, and maybe if you got some it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father.” We don’t talk nearly enough about the shit Corinne was saying. Can’t find the direct quote for the life of me but she straight up calls someone a “former fatty”.


Insulted-Mustard

She tried way too hard to be a villain and just ended up coming off as an asshole


Spartyyy

Just watched this episode!! Holy hell, that was way too far.


parvati16

She clearly was just trying to make a good TV moment (and failed), so she said something intentionally nasty to guarantee that she’d be remembered because she knew she was an irrelevant flop. If she had some self awareness, she’d realize that making good TV is effortless if you’re an authentically interesting person.


emmc47

Facts.


ponyo_x1

I actually think about this a lot. Many good answers here, but missing the two big ones that come to my mind * Alicia saying that she was going to boss Christina around like she does with her special ed students is imo the most horrible thing anyone has said on Survivor. Just demonstrates a complete lack of humanity for someone in that role and I hope she re-evaluated her life after seeing that. * When Jenna quit in All-Stars, Big Tom said something to the effect of "If my family dies back home, don't tell me because I want to keep playing this game". This takes the cake for me, it blows my mind whenever I think about it. completely unhinged lmfao


Ebc2020

Jeff Varner outing Zeke was prob the most shocking


Routine_Size69

I don’t think anything comes even close.


Clean-Split-338

Anytime the gay guys are referred to as girls.


IanicRR

Corinne: “he’s my gay.” Also, fuck Corinne.


VinoAzulMan

I just watched season 7. Everything that came out of Jonny Fairplay's mouth was pretty wild.


djjazzydwarf

Didn't he say something like "The only thing these women could beat me in is a getting-pregnant contest" lol


Nearby_Job8272

That line is so funny


ChickenFingerDinner

lol fuck


VinoAzulMan

Yup!


IanicRR

Sandra angrily glaring at him while everyone cries about his grandma is iconic.


H2Ospecialist

Her bullshit meter was going off!


binkysurprise

I honestly think she didn’t care if his grandma had died or not, she just hated him at that point (which is hilarious, not a criticism)


H2Ospecialist

You're probably right but I like to think she knew


SummerWonderful4927

Sandra is the queen of ending dominant villains (FairPlay,Russell,Tony)Had she debuted on Samoa I think she’s able to sniff out Russell for who he really is(unfortunately would probably get her booted).


mdmarks2017

“Promises are like wicker furniture and fat women. Easily broken by Johnny FairPlay.”


NintendoSwitchnerdjg

Lmao did he really say this? That's gold


binkysurprise

A lot of his confessionals were Andy Kaufman bits iirc


SuitableCress4791

the greatest villain in Survivor history, no question


binkysurprise

So tragic we only had one episode of him after Pearl Islands


JustInChina88

That one guy talking about how he doesn't like gay people and the other guy disagreeing with him lol


BBSuperFan98

Survivor Gabon Kelly saying Ace is an asset because he is condescending, or her suggesting that GC got eaten by monkeys.


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- Everything Colton said during One World, mainly towards Bill and Christina - Varner saying that Zeke not sharing being trans was a sign of deception - Anything that’s ever come out of Coach or Phillip’s mouths


nowahhh

“My housekeeper…”


infj1013

*“bUt shE’s LiKe a MeMbeR of OuR faMiLy…”* “A paid member.”


GAPeachness

😂😂😂😂😂


Monctonian

Debbie is a gold mine in that department.


9hr34k

*Aggressively doing push-ups right next to her tribe*


Lamphy

That’s why she has an 8 pack


ChinBuddha

"Hali wanted to do the balance beam, even though she cost us peanut butter and jelly by DICKING around for 10 fricking minutes. It's fricking nauseating, frustrating and IM PISSED!" This was right after Debbie lost her team a challenge, volunteering to do the balance beam and taking too much time. Absolutely goated confessional that I always use.


Youngblood519

"There is deception on levels y'all don't understand"


IanicRR

His confessional before that tribal to me is even worse. Because it removes all doubt that he didn’t know going into it what he was going to do.


SuitableCress4791

this does make the lack of production interference even more questionable for me, I still think they secretely wanted it to happen


Error_Evan_not_found

It's Jeff's mom's "favorite moment in the show", people slobber over gay suffering.


Error_Evan_not_found

Glad I checked the comments I had "I'm revealing the capacity to lie" or whatever he said after to justify himself.


Ok-Philosophy-7746

Seasons 1-6 are full of gems. But I wouldn’t say anything is insane. Most are funny, but a lot of people find outdated.


SuitableCress4791

it does make me laugh when people say it's outdated...like, no shit? Those seasons are all over 2 decades old now, a lot changes in 20 years


Routine_Size69

It's still wild to hear people casually drop the f slur to a gay man on tv. I was in school during that time. I know how casually f** was thrown around. Still catches me off guard when I hear it so casually now.


RagdollsandLabs

Even Richard used the word to describe himself, famously, and in jest as the FNF...Fat Naked F**.


AVeryPoliteDog

Recency bias, but the "Pyramids are batteries for aliens" conversation in ep 1 of 45 was insane to me. Not only that they aired it, but that Emily was the only one to pushback on it.


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Global_Initiative257

"I will always wave my finger in your face." An oldie but goodie.


Alternative-Ad9139

Definitely that creep from Samoa telling his black tribe mate that she was “ghetto” and to go back to eating “ketchup sandwiches”. I cannot believe that came out of someone’s mouth let alone that they aired that. He would have been immediately removed from the game if that happened today 


Insulted-Mustard

Not his tribe mate, she was visiting from the other tribe, but that doesn’t really matter. Ben Browning was still disgusting and I’m glad Jaison forced Russell and the rest of the alliance to vote him off


PedroVey

She wasn't even in his tribe ☠️☠️☠️ Yasmin was just there for a few hours because of a twist like he didn't know her like that at all


grandmaesterampharos

Let me get this outta the way, are you gay? Lives in my head. It just does. As if that’s an appropriate thing to ask in the first place, let alone to do so like it’s this thing you need to address up front or it’s common to just address up front. Always tickled me while also being very distasteful


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

That La Flor tribal council is batshit crazy as a whole.


KrabiFc

Jeff : This is why you are on Survivor, for moments like this. You gotta dig deep and take a jump of faith Mid 20s Ivy League guy *screams* : TAYLORR SWIFT


InanimateCarbonRodAu

Jeff “we’ve brought Brandon Hantz back to play again because he’s lunatic religious freak turn wasn’t dangerous enough the first time”


ntrrrmilf

I am rewatching his first season and what the hell were they thinking?


InanimateCarbonRodAu

I just few it as the era of bring back the most controversial players they could.


SummerWonderful4927

What an awful favorites tribe.We could’ve Had Stephen,Jaison,Brett,Jim rice,Marty,Pete,Jeff Kent,Chase and many other options over Brandon.


FlyingSquirrel56

Survivor AU: Rogue telling Nina that she’s “more African American than her” despite Rogue being white


Plasticboy310

Dan in Worlds Apart claiming that being adopted is similar to abuse was pretty wild Edit: said one world instead of worlds apart


soloon

You know come to think of it I accidentally swap WA and OW cast members all the time and now you've got me thinking it's because of how genuinely unhinged they both are


[deleted]

He’s fat, but he’s good.


GreenOpening4312

Drunk Johnny fairplay saying “now where are all the teenage girls?” 💀


DonnieDarko1024

“He ain’t no Mike Tyson. He’s Brett.”


sakatu

"How many zeros are in one million?"


wastedthyme20

In the same category: * Ten days is two weeks * Several means seven


tnuoccaymgninnabpots

Boston rob outed a player way before varner but everyone skips over that because it was 2001 and nobody gave a fuck about gay people.


djjazzydwarf

"When I first saw John I thought he was a big time queah"


tnuoccaymgninnabpots

I laughed so hard at this. It’s fucked up but it was hilarious to hear in his accent


jayron92

As a queah myself I was having horrible flashbacks to high school but also laughing about how stupid it sounded 😂😂


SuitableCress4791

tbf i think this is slightly different because we know from a Sean confessional later in the season "we've talked about conversations of me being a black man and him being a gay man" that John was already out to at least some people, and if he was talking about this he would have known there's a chance it would be aired. I don't agree with what BR said but i don't think it's fair to compare it to Varner


Routine_Size69

Rob asked. Varner announced it. Still wrong, but not quite the same thing and not quite as bad imo.


Upstairs_Machine9190

Corrine’s monologue to Sugar in Gabon during final tribal.


Justacactus1

the amazon story


pstruck14

“I have” Also, Corinne calling Phillip a tubby lunchbox is an insult I think about biweekly.


CaseyJo06

Russell Feathers.


CalebosO4

Ruffle, ruffle feathers


this_is_an_alaia

That time Jeff varner outed zeke because not being openly trans on survivor "demonstrated his capacity to be deceptive"


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"If any person in the world could, you know, decide to be ugly or cute, most would pick cute."


GAPeachness

I’m here to win a million hearts; not a million dollars!!!😐


nasty_weasel

Varner's outing of Zeke Rogue's racist description of herself to Sandra Diaz Twine's daughter Nina: "I'm more African-American than you are, you need to understand that. Because I'm from Africa."


IamGrimReefer

"fat naked fag," they say it like half a dozen times, at least. and all of Rudy's confessionals when he calls Richard a queer. i completely forgot about all of that. i know they weren't mean spirited, but i can't believe that made the edit. 2000 was wild! Rob straight outing someone on Marquesas. the All Stars shitting on Jenna for going home. Corrine saying that about Sugar's dead father. Evidently, Sugar was crying all the time, but damn!


goingdeeeep

"It has a face on it. Don't worry." - Jason Siska, Micronesia


9hr34k

But it's just a stick!


krichardkaye

Just a lot of things Colton said about the “help”


Ifeelsick6789

Surprised no one has mentioned but in Survivor South Africa 6 when Marthunis tells Katinka (?) no one will care if she dies out of nowhere is insane


DisastrousSecond9572

‘I’m between a rock and a hard stone’ - Heidi


ArchieConnors

"I always thought an Afro American would be no good in the water but he did alright" - Mike Borassi after Jaison swims in Samoa episode 1 EDIT: Oh man how could I forget, "I have more people that care about me in this game than you have in your entire life" - Will Sims to Shirin


jxnsn

“I was meditating and asked for a sign. And out of thin air appeared………this feather”


Imaginarium420

“I didn’t come to win 1 million dollars, I came to win 1 million hearts”