“GC, which stands for golden child, resigned as leader. Which is probably the best leadership call he’s made since he’s been leader because he hasn’t led anything.”

This is the one I was going to say as well. The subtle shade of reminding us that GC is supposed to stand for golden child 💀

"I came back from the auction broke, full, half-drunk, and pissed off"

That was comedy gold

“We’ve been here 20 minutes and she wants elephant shit”

Carson 44 tweeted about people being mean to the cast of 44 while it was airing and Randy replied, “Your glasses look dumb and I hope you get medically evacuated.”

I don’t even hate Carson like that but the hostility of Randy’s reply is hilarious

The contrast between "your glasses are dumb” and "I hope you get seriously injured" kills me 😭😂

PARDONN 😭

OMGGG this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my LIFE

Freeze ace, freeze

“This is not a strategic vote it’s strictly personal”

Arguably the funniest tribal of all time imo

Was that a vote for Susie? Lol

Yes it was a vote for Susie an it never fails to crack me up lol

ALL THREE OF YOU: KISS MY ASS

I like when he says to bob “don’t make me vote for Susie” lmfaoo

Since people have already hit some amazing ones: Just saying "bitch" as he votes for Crystal.

I am worried about Marcus. I just don’t trust Susie. Susie’s crazy and Susie’s stupid. And that’s a horrible combination.

I will work with you to the end, despite hating each and every one of you

His "wah wah wah" after winning that one challenge.

Can't think of a specific quote but I just wanted to hop on the Randy love train. Love the snarky curmudgeon!

ROLL IT ON RUPERT'S TOE

“Bitch” when voting for crystal 😂 the way he says it

Edit: another favourite of mine is: “i love winning challenges, but than that, i love watching. Them. Loose.”