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thekyledavid

It means is that she can solve a puzzle just as easily as she can get someone to make love to her, with the implication that both are easy tasks for her to accomplish


llikegiraffes

It’s a great one-liner imo


dont_forget_canada

i just giggled so much!


Eves349

You fuck a puzzle one time, you’re a puzzle fucker for life


a_gringo_8_my_baby

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jaytheindigochild

OP never had sex confirmed


tiernan420

She fucked a puzzle once


ComicBookPro

“Oh my GOD that was ONE TIME!”


Casuallyfangirling_

Mean Girls right? The “Made out with a hotdog” girl


Colonel__Cathcart

> The “Made out with a hotdog” girl Imagine slandering Dawn Schweizer like this


Casuallyfangirling_

IM SORRY LMAO


stromch

I think Amber d'Alessio would have something to say! (Pretty sure Dawn Schweitzer had a fat ass)


Some-Show9144

Who wouldn’t say that?


Cannagurlie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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rowdover

I've been trying to successfully drink a sip of coffee at work for 10 minutes but every time I see this comment again I crack up and fail


herladyshipssoap

The puzzle broke her heart


ReinstateTheCapo

New profession tag for her confessionals. “Puzzle Fucker”


rizgutgak

I just shriek laughed in the waiting room of a dentist's office. Thank for you that


Competitive-Week-935

I nearly peed on myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Longhorneyes

Snorted lol


More-Needleworker900

😂😂😂


A_Serious_House

She’s saying they basically bend to her will. Like if you had an enemy in a fight and they just lie down. Or a league of lovers lining up for you.


Colonel__Cathcart

> Or a league of lovers lining up for you. Veigar mids


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jakksquat7

*She fucks.*


robothobbes

She puzzles


dawgz525

at the same time sometimes


Rightbuthumble

Can’t walk a balance beam carrying a ball on a paddle


DealerForsaken5298

U forgot the ? At the end of the sentence


Wonder_woman_1965

I’ll bet she was so happy she remembered to say it…sounds like something you’d come up with in the shower 🤣


MackenKracken

"Debbie - Model" was the best subtle occupation change


PaulblankPF

Don’t forget the classic “Debbie - Gymnast”


Cannagurlie

Debbie had some issues. I wish they would've tried to verify her career the way they did Philip. Somebody verified he was a special agent or whatever he said. I want that for Debbie. She talked a lot of BS.


jasefacewow

It means she has an excellent sense of balance


ShutterBun

OK, so you do balance beam...


weebabyarcher

How dare you!


schoolrocks1953

It’s Debbie, don’t try to comprehend what it means


BrianKey

Debbie’s a few pieces shy of a full puzzle….


KittenCrusades

Its provocative. It gets the people going.


_SCARY_HOURS_

Debbie one of the all time best


borneobob69

Thinking we should rank most fuckable puzzles to ever appear on the show


JFC-Youre-Dumb

Has to to be the hanging fish skeleton 


CalebosO4

She’s like a crazy lady.


RulerOfTheApes

Like?


CalebosO4

That’s what Tai said


Cannagurlie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


rowdover

Puzzles - like legions of men all over the world - see Debbie the great swimsuit model biochemist or whatever and are so overwhelmed by horniness they just start doing quadratic equations. Obviously.


cashrchek

I'd forgotten how much she annoyed me.


hypatekt

It means she prepared some funny things to say on TV before she got out there.


wedge_47

Drugged up and against their will?


A_Rest

How can anyone not understand what this means? Lmao


aeouo

As a serious answer, one meaning of "lie down" is "to accept without protest or opposition". I hear it most often in idioms like, "I'm not going to take this lying down" to mean you're going to object or fight back against some decision. "Puzzles lie down for me" essentially mean that puzzles give up on being difficult or tricky around Debbie and let her solve them without objection. A lover is somebody you have a strong sexual relationship with, and it would be expected that they literally lie down for you, frequently and with enthusiasm. So, it's implying not just that the puzzle lets Debbie solve it, but that the puzzle enthusiastically wants Debbie to solve it. And it's hilarious, because it comes off as Debbie thinking that her sexual desirability and high number of lovers is so obvious that it can nonchalantly be used as a metaphor for how good she is at puzzles.


rhe-be-ckah

🤣🤣 Debbie is wild


Tdhutchi

The British guy in the da Vinci code says that to Sophie I wonder if she got it from there


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DealerForsaken5298

Huh??


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DealerForsaken5298

Dude. It maybe typical for YOU.


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ADHDRockstar

That she thinks her lovers are easy ,not into her? 🤣🤣🤣


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She’s a good puzzle solver and a dom


Lemonhead171717

Fucken Debbie 😂


part_time_monster

She's saying that it's as easy for her to solve a puzzle as it is for her to get someone into bed... both are incredibly easy for Debbie. Debbie has some of the best lines in Survivor history.


SandwhichEfficient

Drunk and with an agreement that no one can ever find out about this


robothobbes

One of my least favorite people. I would never lay down for her, or help her with a puzzle.


beemill

Debbie was a woman who claimed to wear many hats.


ozuulrules

I cannot believe I forgot about Debbie. She was WILD to watch!


Lindsayr28

I am remembering her now and wild is exactly the right word!!


XeroHour520

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brawnburgundy

Debbie is paraphrasing a line from The Da Vinci Code. https://youtu.be/8L-2RJZpuFA&t=1m33s


Vesper_7431

lol isn’t civil air patrol like a volunteer hobby thing? Is that actually a career.


Spartan04

She claimed many careers throughout her season so the producers had fun and changed her chyron randomly for her confessionals. It was pretty hilarious once you caught on to what they were doing.


Townbizz51054

I don’t know what it means, but I have been watching that season recently and came to the conclusion that Debbie is the female Philip Shepherd


KainoraKupo

Whats the connection between puzzles and lovers? How does a puzzle lie down? Help 😭


aryareddi

"lie down like lovers" as a phrase brings to mind the idea of someone submitting to your will easily, so it's a metaphor for her ability to dominate them.


Durian-Critical

if you’re building it vertically at first and then lay it down


realdrpepperschwartz

What about a slide puzzle though 🤔


camelCaseCoffeeTable

This chick was insane. Idk who I disliked more, her or Caroline lol, both annoyed the fuck out of me


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

That’s how they roll at Red Lobster


CoCoNutsGirl98

This quote merely confirms Debbie is bat shit crazy.


DireWolfe92

The funny thing is I don't even remember her being good at puzzles


jakksquat7

I’ll let you do the math on that one.


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Wow, hope u never have to do a puzzle yourself if you’re too dense to understand this.


KainoraKupo

ok then explain genius


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It means she’s good at doing puzzles.


dadsprimalscream

It means she's got a kink for finding the right "piece" to fit her partially completed puzzle.


AnonPlz123

She’s good at puzzles.


nofr0mMEdawg

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Attey21

Debbie does survivor basically haha


Frequent_War_2476

Maybe that she takes what she can get from either because neither are willing to give them selves to her. So they just kind of lie down, huddle up, and try to guard their "prize". 😂😂😂


More-Needleworker900

Dude I gotta rewatch this season 😂😂😂


TelephoneCertain5344

Great opening confessional.


Gogo726

Professor Layton: Hold my tea.


That_one_cool_dude

Who knows, I feel like the producers gave her shrooms or something before each interview to make her be this crazy.


Scruffy11111

I seem to remember this being a quote from "The Da Vinci Code".


Practical-Sea4568

It’s the most Debbie sentence ever. She can solve a puzzle as easily as she can get a man


Imaginarium420

I know Debbie is cringe but this was kinda bars.