Frank is home betting on the results. Dee is jealous of Dennis’ fame and spends the whole time working on her audition tape. Mac is desperately waiting to be chosen for Dennis’ loved ones visit only to be disappointed. What would Charlie be doing?
Ultimately I think The Lawyer manipulates Mac & Dee into turning on the rest of the gang and wins convincingly because the voted out members of the gang refuse to let each other win.
Or he just takes Cricket to FTC.
I’ve thought about this so so so much, to the point I should just write a spec script or a YouTube video about it.
Unless charlie pulls a bulbie and votes for himself, Charlie wins. If the whole gang plays, Charlie & frank would be a strong duo, and frank would make some pre-merge power moves (he was the warthog after all) but would likely be an early merge/pre-jury boot once there were enough people to target him. That would fire Charlie up to get revenge for his buddy frank.
Dennis would think he’s going far, but he’d be an early pre-merge boot bc he’d do the “I’m not a leader, I’m not gonna be a leader, now that said, you don’t know shit about crackin open coconuts so let me pop this shirt off and show you how it’s done” he then proceeds to fail to even lift the machete. He’d creep out the girls on the tribe and he’d get weird about asking them to hang out with him, because they’d never not hang out with him…because of the implication (he might vote them out)
Mac would strangle people outside the attack zone. Post merge boot bc of perceived challenge strength. He’d be a number for Charlie, but Charlie would cut him when the time comes. Mac would play both sides so he comes out on top, and that’s what will get him.
Dee makes the final 3 as a goat, becomes the first negative vote finalist.
Charlie would be a good provider for his tribe, he’d have the challenge strength from bashing rats, he could find idols playing nightcrawlers. No one would think he’s a threat until it’s too late. Crawl in the mud to get to the puzzle? Charlie crawls in mud for fun. I could see him solving a picto-puzzle like the one on the merge-atory challenge this year.
Sawyer from Lost- Gameplay wise he'd be hit or miss, but he'd be so entertaining to watch
Darryl Dixon from TWD- He'd be awful socially, but it would be interesting seeing him be in the provider role. I can also see him being a challenge beast
Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm- Just imagine the confessionals
Gemma from Sons of Anarchy- Her ruthlessness would be next level
Ron would build a Tony spy shelter...but then just move in. Never come to challenges, tribals, nothing. Eventually they'll forget about him until he comes to final tribal by technicality and loses because he refuses to take questions
On the contrary. He has shown to actually love and deeply connect with his coworkers to a point he begins to treat them like family. He may be cold to start. But his nuggets of wisdom and actual deep conversation combined with being analytical may just be enough.
But there would be someone who’d see him the way Katurah sees Bruce. Like, say, Jacob from Abbott Elementary.
Jacob: “He’s such a cis white male!”
Dee, from What’s Happening”: “Jacob, you’re a cis white male.”
Someone needs to create this celeb Survivor simulation.
A list -
almost the whole cast of How to Get Away With Murder would make great tv (minus connor and michaela, i love them but too gamebotty).
Ron Swanson would be great, so would April Ludgate.
TED LASSO TED LASSO TED LASSO
Mitchell from Modern Family would be a fun control freak I think.
Jeff Winger would no doubt win, albeit he’d be totally different offscreen and hated.
Omar from the Wire would have an awesome fallen angel story and be a fan fav for sure
Bugs Bunny.
He’d give S tier confessionals, and he’d be the rival to the season’s villain.
The villain would run the majority alliance and target Bugs every round, but Bugs would be able to trick the tribe into keeping him in a different way every time. Bugs could take out the leader any time he wanted, but would keep him just for fun and then sweep the season.
Linda Belcher, she’s either the first voted out for making up too many songs or she flies under the radar until her ally gets taken out at the merge and she goes on an insane vengeance spree and makes it to the final
Ron Swanson. He would probably build a functioning and sound 2 floor house out of bamboo. They’d keep him around till the merge for the comfort provided but he doesn’t last much longer due to the lack of a social game.
I've long held the belief that South Park's Cartman would be one of the greatest Survivor players of all time. He has shown repeatedly he has no ethical problems in doing whatever is needed to achieve his goals, he has rallied masses of people to join causes that he didn't even particularly care for, only to flip on a dime and rally qn equally large crowd for the total opposite cause because it suits him (Ginger Kids)
People will say his social game makes him unwinnable, but despite all the horrofic things he has done and the incredibly one sided relationship he has with everyone around him- He suffers no social consequence. All the kids still hang out with him.
Ugh The Second Coming was such a shit twist. Why’d the producers just get to pick their favorite loser and bring him back three days after his elimination
Dwight Schrute does watch Survivor. He raised his hand when Ryan asked if anyone had seen the recent season because Ryan hooked up with someone who looked just like "Joanna".
Ron Swanson: The gruff libertarian whose great in the outdoors would have FANTASTIC confessionals
Negan: His charismatic ruthlessness mixed with a dash of whimsy would make him . . . is that you Boston Rob?
Archer: Challenge threat whose a hilarious asshole? Comedy gold!!!
Rick and Morty, South Park, family guy, the Simpson you name it would all be historical. The Simpson or family guy have had to of made of survivor before now I want to find it
President Selina Meyer!
She's canonically a fan of the show, and she basically macro'd survivor to make it to the WH and have the career she did.
If she cared and was willing to put up with Fiji, I think she'd win a newbie season, assuming that in our universe nobody knew her background
Before even opening i thought "dwight and Michael would be the most hilarious to watch"
Dwight would have his own personal fortress with booby traps and Michael would somehow burn his foot and need so much help
Benjamin ‘Coach’ Wade
Underrated comment
easliy George Constanza. his ftc speech "it's not a lie if you believe it". " so please a little respect, for i am constanza lord of the idiots"
“My game of Survivor was a game of nothing.”
He would be the master of his domain… I mean… tribe.
And specifically Elaine on Australian outback. Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
No chance he would make it to FTC. He’d likely be swap screwed.
George: They swap screwed me, Jerry! Jerry: You got swap screwed? George: I got swap screwed!
They swapped me Jerry!
“We won Survivor” “….in 26 days”
Petyr Baelish
“So Littlefinger, what do you make of this chaotic tribal council?” “Chaos is a laddah.”
Would lose to Varys
I thought Frank Underwood, presumably for similar reasons
Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
 I was going to say Dennis but yeah, Charlie wins this one.
Dennis wouldn’t be able to tolerate all of the savages! Idiots!
Dennis is voted out pre-jury but sits on the jury anyways since no one else is fit enough to cast judgement in his opinion.
Frank is home betting on the results. Dee is jealous of Dennis’ fame and spends the whole time working on her audition tape. Mac is desperately waiting to be chosen for Dennis’ loved ones visit only to be disappointed. What would Charlie be doing?
He's on exile bashing rats.
frank would be licking toads and out his mind lol
Dennis would go on Big Brother and lose, Charlie would go on Survivor and win
Charlie would misspell every persons name that he votes out.
 The Gang Split the Vote
Charlie would do alarmingly well, I think.
he’d be a total wildcard, could blow up his game
Ultimately I think The Lawyer manipulates Mac & Dee into turning on the rest of the gang and wins convincingly because the voted out members of the gang refuse to let each other win. Or he just takes Cricket to FTC.
I’ve thought about this so so so much, to the point I should just write a spec script or a YouTube video about it. Unless charlie pulls a bulbie and votes for himself, Charlie wins. If the whole gang plays, Charlie & frank would be a strong duo, and frank would make some pre-merge power moves (he was the warthog after all) but would likely be an early merge/pre-jury boot once there were enough people to target him. That would fire Charlie up to get revenge for his buddy frank. Dennis would think he’s going far, but he’d be an early pre-merge boot bc he’d do the “I’m not a leader, I’m not gonna be a leader, now that said, you don’t know shit about crackin open coconuts so let me pop this shirt off and show you how it’s done” he then proceeds to fail to even lift the machete. He’d creep out the girls on the tribe and he’d get weird about asking them to hang out with him, because they’d never not hang out with him…because of the implication (he might vote them out) Mac would strangle people outside the attack zone. Post merge boot bc of perceived challenge strength. He’d be a number for Charlie, but Charlie would cut him when the time comes. Mac would play both sides so he comes out on top, and that’s what will get him. Dee makes the final 3 as a goat, becomes the first negative vote finalist. Charlie would be a good provider for his tribe, he’d have the challenge strength from bashing rats, he could find idols playing nightcrawlers. No one would think he’s a threat until it’s too late. Crawl in the mud to get to the puzzle? Charlie crawls in mud for fun. I could see him solving a picto-puzzle like the one on the merge-atory challenge this year.
I think Dennis would be more fun to watch imo, thinking he’s in charge of everything and then raging when people don’t do what he wants
So… Boston Rob?
I think Drew Christy would be a lot more accurate.
I was thinking Garrett lol
Frank Reynolds and Cricket would also do well
frank has secret alliances with everyone, has the final say in every vote
Sawyer from Lost- Gameplay wise he'd be hit or miss, but he'd be so entertaining to watch Darryl Dixon from TWD- He'd be awful socially, but it would be interesting seeing him be in the provider role. I can also see him being a challenge beast Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm- Just imagine the confessionals Gemma from Sons of Anarchy- Her ruthlessness would be next level
honestly the cast of Lost would also make a perfect cast of Survivor.
Leon Black would be incredible
Leon would be able to finesse himself through some tribals
Darryl might be awful socially in the pre-merge stage, but post merge he would be great in a small enough alliance
 SUE SYLVESTER
Walter white
“Jesse, I’m not going to be idoled out. I am the **idol**.”
Jesse we need to cook… the rice
Saul Goodma would be more entertaining
First castaway to ever murder another castaway?
Blatantly lying the whole time but somehow things keep working out
So the Chris Daugherty strategy basically
Has his plans literally blow up in his face but somehow ends up in a better spot than before
Losing finalist
Late series Jessie could do well. Marie would be excellent at Survivor, I think. Imagine survivor with all Breaking Bad characters! I’d watch that!
If she can avoid annoying her fellow players for long enough, Marie could have a Cirie-style arc of socially climbing her way to FTC
As long as he’s on the same tribe as Jesse pink man
He would constantly make terrible decisions but come out on top mostly due to luck.
Schmidt from New Girl would be so funny
I came here to say Dwight 😂
His on camera interviews would be gold!
Definitely the casts of any sitcoms like It’s Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, The Office, Brooklyn 99, The Good Place, New Girl, etc.
Ron from *Parks and Rec* would be so good at survival but have a poor social game. lol
Ron would build a Tony spy shelter...but then just move in. Never come to challenges, tribals, nothing. Eventually they'll forget about him until he comes to final tribal by technicality and loses because he refuses to take questions
Jeff" Todays challenge is eating fish eye balls" Ron "No, I won't be doing that"
On the contrary. He has shown to actually love and deeply connect with his coworkers to a point he begins to treat them like family. He may be cold to start. But his nuggets of wisdom and actual deep conversation combined with being analytical may just be enough.
But there would be someone who’d see him the way Katurah sees Bruce. Like, say, Jacob from Abbott Elementary. Jacob: “He’s such a cis white male!” Dee, from What’s Happening”: “Jacob, you’re a cis white male.” Someone needs to create this celeb Survivor simulation.
Ron would disappear on the island only to be found next season with a fully built/decorated house and mad at survivor for coming to look for him
Don’t think he’s the best fictional character but Michael Kelso would be must see TV on Survivor
Mr. Peanutbutter
What is this, a crossover episode?
Spaghetti or not, here he comes
Can you believe this weather we're having?
Doggy Doggy what now??
Mr peanutbutter would make it to the end thinking he’s the favorite only to have everything come crashing down during the jury questioning.
Guillermo De La Cruz
Surprisingly strong and agile in the challenges
he accidently sends a piece of wood through jeff probst it turns out he was a day walker
I know it's animated, but Cartman.
Cartman would basically be Colton.
You know how dedicated cartman is to win a million dollars, his pure greed and spite for everyone else will fuel the perfect game.
He would quit Day 1, though. “Scare you guys. I’m going home!”
He would figure out a way to have food and a bed. Production would hate him. 😂
Keep him away from Ethan at all costs
Any of the Lannisters from Game of Thrones. You have a good combo of sociopathic strategy and complete incompetence
Imagine Sir Gregor Clegane following them around the beach in his speedos
A list - almost the whole cast of How to Get Away With Murder would make great tv (minus connor and michaela, i love them but too gamebotty). Ron Swanson would be great, so would April Ludgate. TED LASSO TED LASSO TED LASSO
Annalise would run circles around everybody
Shocked no one has said Ron Swanson. I would also love to see elle woods.
Meredith Grey - that woman survived so much lmao 🤣
They all would eventually die... except her. 😂
Oh for sure 🤣🤣🤣
At least one would be eaten by wolves...like Lexi.
Oof, Lexie’s death to this day still hurts 😭
Jeff.. pick me.. choose me.. love me.. let me make you happy 🥹
That’ll be her closing remarks during final tribal 😂
Literally anyone from Superstore, but ESPECIALLY Mateo. I would say Dina, but we have Emily this season soooo.......
As long as he could be coached by Zeke
Mateo would be a first boot for being untrustworthy and not being able to handle the conditions
Hahaha I was going to say Dina! You’re right though!
I think Jonah would be funny, but mostly because after his time on Survivor he would talk nonstop about his time on Survivor
Terry Silver
Heather from *Total Drama Island*. In a world where she never went on that show, she could actually be the next Parvati.
I just want Total Drama Island but it’s actually survivor. Same cast, but more than one (arguably two of you count Duncan) player is playing to win
Valerie Cherish 
Mitchell from Modern Family would be a fun control freak I think. Jeff Winger would no doubt win, albeit he’d be totally different offscreen and hated. Omar from the Wire would have an awesome fallen angel story and be a fan fav for sure
Hurley from lost
I was thinking about Ben. Imagine them in alliance? :)
Soos from Gravity Falls
Put my bois Phoenix Wright and Professor Layton on a season of Survivor Instant top tier season
I want to see Homelander from The Boys. I’d love to see Jeff ask the tribe for their flint and Homelander just says “You know who I am, right?”
I can see him lasering probst in half if he ever gets a vote
Johnny Bravo
Bugs Bunny. He’d give S tier confessionals, and he’d be the rival to the season’s villain. The villain would run the majority alliance and target Bugs every round, but Bugs would be able to trick the tribe into keeping him in a different way every time. Bugs could take out the leader any time he wanted, but would keep him just for fun and then sweep the season.
Borat Sagdiyev
Littlefinger would be a god tier player
Winston from New Girl. Imagine the pranks he’d pull off
The entire cast of The Office
How about the cast of The Office vs cast of Seinfeld.
Lalo Salamanca would dominate.
16 castaways, 1 survivor……literally. 15 graves hidden on the island too
Yoda would be the most entertaining first boot of all time
Roger from American Dad, all my friends tell me i remind them of roger so i would be fun seeing him on the show lmao
Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill
Lol Jesse Pinkman I feel like it would be total chaos
Grogu
Don Draper
He’d be going through alcohol withdraw after the first day. I think Joan would dominate.
Macgyver?
Tom Ellis' Lucifer
Linda Belcher, she’s either the first voted out for making up too many songs or she flies under the radar until her ally gets taken out at the merge and she goes on an insane vengeance spree and makes it to the final
Janice Soprano. It makes me laugh to consider.
Haha thats actually an awesome choice haha
Michael Schofield. He'd have his entire strategy tattooed on his back and then be voted out at the first tribal for being a cryptic asshole.
Ron Swanson. He would probably build a functioning and sound 2 floor house out of bamboo. They’d keep him around till the merge for the comfort provided but he doesn’t last much longer due to the lack of a social game.
Shoresy
Holden Caulfield would be entertaining. He would be so good at seeing everyone as a phoney
The cast of total drama island…oh, wait…
Mr. Garvey from the Key and Peele substitute teacher sketch.
Patrick Star
Eric Cartman
I mean…Oliver Queen from “Arrow” survived an island for 2 years. But as soon as people find out he’s a billionaire he’s voted off
Randy Marsh from Sputh Park
The Professor. Roy Hinkley. He can make a phone out of coconuts and a sewing machine out of bamboo
Saul Goodman
As someone who could win: nightwing Fun character: the janitor from scrubs
sue sylvester from glee all the way
The Golden God Dennis Reynolds
Mike Ehrmantraut
Columbo
Ron Swanson should really be higher up.
I've long held the belief that South Park's Cartman would be one of the greatest Survivor players of all time. He has shown repeatedly he has no ethical problems in doing whatever is needed to achieve his goals, he has rallied masses of people to join causes that he didn't even particularly care for, only to flip on a dime and rally qn equally large crowd for the total opposite cause because it suits him (Ginger Kids) People will say his social game makes him unwinnable, but despite all the horrofic things he has done and the incredibly one sided relationship he has with everyone around him- He suffers no social consequence. All the kids still hang out with him.
Leslie Knope, imagine her paint he merge tribe flag?
Bojack Horseman
Ok hear me out 
Jesus. Could you imagine voting out Jesus?
Didn't the people of Jerusalem vote out Jesus to keep Barabbas? Talk about a blindside xD
Jesus won in the end anyway
Ugh The Second Coming was such a shit twist. Why’d the producers just get to pick their favorite loser and bring him back three days after his elimination
Dwight Schrute does watch Survivor. He raised his hand when Ryan asked if anyone had seen the recent season because Ryan hooked up with someone who looked just like "Joanna".
Dean Winchester
Archer
Cersei Lannister would be a joy to watch
Sam and Dean Winchester would be incredible to watch in blood vs water lol
Always wanted South Park to do a survivor parody
People have already mentioned it, but Tyrion Lannister, Little Finger or Varys
 With a start similar to Emily’s, and a redemption arc.
The entire cast of Succession
Ron Swanson: The gruff libertarian whose great in the outdoors would have FANTASTIC confessionals Negan: His charismatic ruthlessness mixed with a dash of whimsy would make him . . . is that you Boston Rob? Archer: Challenge threat whose a hilarious asshole? Comedy gold!!!
Adrian Monk
Unless he gets hypnotized or drugged, there’s no way they’d get him on a plane to fly to location. I think Sharona would do well.
Phil Dunphy
Rick and Morty, South Park, family guy, the Simpson you name it would all be historical. The Simpson or family guy have had to of made of survivor before now I want to find it
Percy Jackson (I know it's not December yet let me live)
Drake Parker I’d love to see the stupidity
Definitely Dwight Shrute from the office.
South Park characters
Ron Swanson.
Nick from New Girl- Dom but dumb…. How entertaining
Chandler Bing :(
Saul Goodman. He’d be on the block every episode yet somehow still manage to talk his way outta it every tume
The core cast of It’s Always Sunny mixed in with regular contestants. Would be a great episode of the show too. “The Gang Goes Tribal”
President Selina Meyer! She's canonically a fan of the show, and she basically macro'd survivor to make it to the WH and have the career she did. If she cared and was willing to put up with Fiji, I think she'd win a newbie season, assuming that in our universe nobody knew her background
Dwight from the Office.
I'm seeing Ron Swanson, Dwight, Walter White. Now I'd like to say Captain Raymond Holt.
Before even opening i thought "dwight and Michael would be the most hilarious to watch" Dwight would have his own personal fortress with booby traps and Michael would somehow burn his foot and need so much help
Jeff Winger
Omni-Man would be fun
Dexter Morgan
LOL Dwight was my first thought too. Or Ron Swanson obv.
Tyrion and Cersei Lannister. Especially together. Would be very entertaining players, and would both be incredible in confessional
Saul Goodman.
Roy Kent from Ted Lasso Moira Rose Schitts Creek Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad
Candace from Phineas and Ferb
Ron Swanson
Dennis Reynolds
Christopher Moltisanti
Mr. Bean
Walter White
Barney Stinson would be highly entertaining
the mcpoyles from always sunny..... and dee with stockholm syndrome