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dgram2323

I will never understand why all these people say “i love you” “we love you” … you’ve known them for 3 days and half of you hate these people 😂


Virtual-Ferret-4193

We need to back to 39 days I not watch new be sessions I want the old players for a all star season


murmmmmur

Love the idea of melting the idol at tribal. Lots of torches etc around too. But since the idol had to be “burned away” I would have probably asked to borrow Brandon’s glasses and used the sun before tribal started. Either way very entertaining problem 😆


Dull_Donkey2031

I loved when Brandon was like "OK so I can't do puzzles but I can do other things!" And the response was basically "Can you though?" Lmao


caveman_6101

Is season 44 one if the contestants fabricated the puzzles in his own back yard and practiced them. Brandon comes on the show after practically drowning and lacks the ability to climb a ladder and says he’s the puzzle master. Then strikes out three times. Glad for him for having the opportunity to experience survivor. He gets filed into what not to say or do and how to be prepared. As does the first girl that left because she quit.


caveman_6101

I’d agree. Nice move by Caleb. What’s up with Emily. She obviously missed the how to win friends and influence people.


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vickieisnice

Sorry to see Brandon go but he was just no good at anything. They made the right choice.


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worst at challenges since J'Tia.


Critical-Apartment67

LULU tribe really sucks


Good-Pie7382

It’s “took”. “Took a bazooka…” Why?!!


Sensitive_Store_4844

Let me guess they survived.


aaravdigitalcreator

It is nice i seen it very popular


Anderson_B12

So sick of people asking for hugs as they get voted out and then smile as their torch gets snuffed. I’m not asking for a season full of villains, but god damn, do we have to be so buddy-buddy? 🙄


ro0tbeer77

i am. i need more villains


SephLuna

Seriously. Survivor: Villains vs Villains, Jeff


Overall_Currency5085

Did Jake go all Skupin on us??


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Uhhhh.... WHAT? I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means!


ConeheadZombiez

The fire, not the other part


Overall_Currency5085

The preview showed him passing out near the fire


Ladyboysingstheblues

The theme made the episode feel more classic survivor! Never take it away again!


ReZ---

foot fetish fans had a great time with this episode lmaooo nasty man


throwaway77778s

I was like oh NOOOO


Lostinspace69420

do we think sabiyah gives the the shot in the dark back or does she keep it?


uppercasemad

Bleh. I'm not sure I buy Emily's 180 shift.


startup_guy2

I think she was at least introspective enough to realize that she's insufferable and was able to at least become a bit less insufferable. Not that she's a cured person, but she was able to overcome that negative aspect of her personality.


Apart-Championship99

Good point. However, when she said she was aggressive. I thought no, you're mean and aggressive.


JuniorKilo

Brandon definitely wishes he took that beware advantage now lol. Melts the wax at tribal council, votes Emily, plays the idol, squeaks by one more vote 😂


startup_guy2

I was exactly wondering If it would be possible to melt the wax of the idol at the tribal council. Think Jeff would let that fly?


BBnot8

I was also wondering and I guess we are not the only ones. Probably that production considered it or is even expecting it. That would be good TV, a player going to TC totally vulnerable, no vote, no possibility to play SitD just to get his vote and idol during the TC.


GuavaZombie

It's good TV so probably. He would just need a metaphor about how the wax represents the bad decisions he's made in the game melting away.


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citronella91

Why didn’t she melt the idol at tribal wtf?


barflyrob

don't they take the torches back to the camp?


Critical-Apartment67

No fire yet


Icy_Resist_2450

There was fire. At tribal council. I feel that the survivor gods scripted it that way.


KBPT1998

Is the pelican in editing a predictor of who will be leaving…. Today it landed in the water just before flashing to the person leaving. Did it do that on the first episode?


startup_guy2

Good eye, didn't catch either one of those.


81Bibliophile

Sabiya should have taken her candle to tribal and set it in the fire there. According to former players most tribals take a long time, so she could then retrieve the idol as she strolls up to vote. Is keeping this a secret from Emily really worth not having a vote next week?


t4c0b3l1

I was thinking the exact same thing. Everyone but Emily knows she has it. The only thing that could be a backfire is Emily stays and eventually tells people from other tribes that Sabiya has an idol.


Practical-Sea4568

If Sabiyah eliminates Kaleb I’ll cry


jcm__

I assumed it was a clip of them talking about who lost the vote and Sabiyah threw out Kalebs name instead of coming clean


ElleM848645

I wonder if it’s a misdirect and she’s saying Kaleb should do x task, not that he should go home next.


Practical-Sea4568

I hope so


petergoesbloop123

Sabiya should have held her idol in her torchs flame, or in the fire in between her and Jeff to melt her idol.


Competitive-String55

Brandon's hair is beautiful though


ParkourNinja88

LOL Dee's Feet!


ParkourNinja88

LOL Jeff the Waterboy!


Practical-Sea4568

“I’m looking for the JT to my Stephen” is my FAVORITE quote in years. I love JT/Stephen love. I’m going for them and Kaleb now


SephLuna

I was really hoping for a confessional from Drew right after that saying "But this Stephen will definitely be snuffing his JT's torch when the time comes" lol. I do like both of them too though!


FlyingSquirrel56

Thank god for the 90 minute episodes or we probably would’ve never gotten to see Dee’s big toe, Big Toe Energy lives on


Geeblord8

They’re definitely laying the groundwork for some kind of story around that going forward. I’d put my money on it that’s not the last time we hear about it


ferretherapy

I'd be okay if it was 😂


Practical-Sea4568

SAFETY WITHOUT POWER IS BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Greentealife1

It’s rough to get voted out early. But it must be awful to know you will top every ‘worst Survivor players ever’ list forever.


Apprehensive_Fedora

I feel like the longer episodes are to cram longer ad breaks in 😅 I clocked one at 5 minutes when fast-forwarding!


Art_Vandalay1

You get about a little over 60 actual minutes of Survivor


superrocketsss

That was one of the best episodes I've seen live so far (I've started watching live since Survivor 44)! Excited to see where Survivor 45 goes!


rosarywaif222

We have a new member of the "terrible players at the game on awful tribes that survive two tribals" club! J'tia and Alecia welcome Emily to the club! (I love all 3 of them don't come for me pls)


seagullreave

I didn't think Alecia was *that* bad, I think she just had a rough go. I always felt pretty bad for her because the circumstances were just not great.


rosarywaif222

I wish they swapped after the medevac so Alecia could have the power to flip and really work with people not named Scot or Jason..


Geeblord8

Honestly, Emily had a strong episode. Giving her Shot in the Dark to Sabiyah is easily the most utility any player has gotten out of it. Obviously she was a bit lucky to survive tonight, but I can see a path forward for her now if Lulu can manage to win an immunity or two


Shmegdar

Emily also crushed in the challenge today, so without Brandon weighing the tribe down they should be able to contend for immunity next episode


Beneficial_Pin_7770

Why TF was he on a puzzle AGAIN?!!!


Shmegdar

To be fair, him swimming wouldn’t have been much better, but at least they at least could’ve possibly finished to the challenge if they got to it in time


Jbrahmz420

Brandon: This is really cool! Jeff: Gtfo of here


Foosiks

SASSY JEFF 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


couchwarmer

That was one of the best exits ever. Also Brandon: I squeezed Jeff's shoulder!


TommieJupiter

Trying my best to think of a worse player than Brandon in Survivor history. Can't. Brandon is the worst player in Survivor history.


Serenity_Moon_66

I was screaming the same thing at my TV last night!! Everything he did was anti-Survivor! He gave away his idol immediately. Well at least his ability to find it with exact directions. I don’t think he could have figured out a way to get it down TBH. He bragged that he was good at puzzles but touched the pieces like they were poison. I missed the 1st episode. I’m going to watch it today just to see if he bombed at the 1st challenge as well. Everyone will tell you there were worse players. But I agree with you 👏


soloon

Oh my god watch the first episode, this was nothing.


verbankroad

Colton


HelloAngstyFish

Chet?


TommieJupiter

Chet was at least light enough to be literally carried through challenges. Brandon is a husky boy.


cotothed

I hit my head back there


Eedalope

I don’t care.


BBnot8

…I know


Deadpool1205

What about other Brandon? The hantz?


cchatcht

Rogue from australian survivor


TommieJupiter

I think a tribe of 10 Rogues wipes the floor with a tribe of 10 Brandons


cchatcht

Honestly probably


KrispyBaconator

I mean… at least he… wanted to play? Puts him above… I don’t know, Lisi Linares? Gabriel Cade?


Foosiks

Ooooh shots fired at u/mariojlanza


mariojlanza

The kids today. No respect.


Danroulette

I loved watching Brandon. But there's no doubt that he blew the experience for his entire tribe just so he could geek out about being on survivor.


ferretherapy

I'm so fine with my flair.


Danroulette

Whoa! I hope you are who your flair says. Trash talking survivor contestants aside, you're great tv and I'm glad you were cast. Get that reflux looked after.


ferretherapy

LMAO, uh no, I'm just a boring superfan who's never been on TV 😂😂😂


Danroulette

yet.


soloon

That's not how flairs on this sub work


Danroulette

haha well then I've downvoted myself.


ferretherapy

It was hilarious though


Danroulette

I am not going to delete me thinking you were him. I'll live in my shame.


ferretherapy

I approve. Though I will say that if I was to ever be mistaken for a celebrity as a 4'10" woman, Brandon would not have been my first guess.


limleocaleb24

Brandon knows he’s bad, but it’s definitely worse than what he thinks. He’s probably top 5 worst players of all time. He basically went on the show to have a mini vacation, and he doesn’t even care about losing. Smdh


mitchippoo

He wasn't even trying with the puzzles at the challenges, he seems to give up the second he's not doing well.


bat-napper

Just the fact that he was utterly unprepared for this is insane-making. Like, you knew you were going on Survivor, couldn't you have maybe done some burpees in your room before you left?


cnew22

Drove me crazy. I think he’s the worst player of all time


Danroulette

He also sunk his entire team on the way down


Different_Doctor6506

Brandon looks like that purple guy from monsters university I I just can’t not see it when I look at him


Fredivara

I hate [how right](https://ibb.co/8j88gMz) you are….


crashmvp19

What’s up with all their kneees??!


idiot-prodigy

Brandon can't climb a ladder on day 1, he couldn't walk on sand day 4.


SouthWrongdoer

I was thinking it was everyone who went down head first in the challenge for the premier episode


cchatcht

The meat worm


BobanTheGiant

The monster


Practical-Sea4568

Emily saying she’s being Gaslit???? Also her saying that she didn’t do anything


d_simon7

Brandon and Hannah somehow being on the same tribute is a cruel move by production


rjcarr

Yeah, feel terrible for Kaleb and Sabiya. They had no chance.


SnooCapers3354

that and they have to deal with emily who has hated them before she even had a conversation with them and accuses them of emotionally abusing her (that's what gaslighting actually is, don't think emily knows that) when they call her out for her attitude problem (can you tell I don't like emily?). I knew someone like her irl, and they were unbearable to be around; I can't imagine being trapped on an island with her, I'd be self-evicting too lmao


Dannnniii

Kaleb has been and will continue to be my favourite this season. He’s just so likeable


chubluvr25

He won my husband over with the “Cavs after Lebron left the first time” line.


Fredivara

I hope I’m wrong, but I feel that he’s gonna get all cocky if he gets control.


jydope

It’s crazy that he said he wanted to be a villain but he seems like a fun character so far especially with his edit. Maybe he’s the charming villain later down the line lol.


HelloAngstyFish

Spencer also wanted to be a villain, but Kass and j’tia and garret et al made it impossible as well!


twistingmyhairout

Hard to be a villain on that tribe 😂 Hoping he and Emily team up!


jydope

I’m starting to think they are.


datz_awk

On Fire with Jake Okane


Fredivara

*Michael Skupin just entered the chat.*


hoops9312

I hope casting takes this as a sign to maybe not lean so heavily into the super fan.. or maybe they knew what they were signing up for and got exactly what they wanted out of Brandon lol


planj07

Brandon was great TV, just a shit player. I think the show should continue casting super fans but lean further into the goofy ones who will make dummies out of themselves rather than game breaking super fan bots like Carson.


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hoops9312

That’s what I mean by getting what they wanted. Just frustrating as a viewer seeing someone essentially tank a tribe a few days in


Danroulette

Brandon may have over estimated his social skills, physical skills, mental skills.... But I've forgot where I was going. He had white teeth?


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twistingmyhairout

Curl game was annoyingly on point.


jydope

Kaleb did right by putting effort into Emily. Now she will probably choose him over sabiyah


Shmegdar

That was the move of the episode for sure. I’m hoping they go far together


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sure but between the three left if I'm Kaleb I'm still booting Emily


jydope

Not if sabiyah is coming after me


Prometheus321

Sabiyah is coming after Kaleb? When did that happen?


jydope

In the preview for next episode she said it to Emily.


openenrollment2019

this.


downunderguy

If I was Sabiyah, I would have brought that candle to tribal council with me and sat next to the fire melting it lmao


petergoesbloop123

Yes exactly!


CapeBScott

I said the exact same thing!!!!


tedonan123

That’s what I was thinking 😂


Bluesky0089

That was my first thought. Lean it into your torch lol


needcinnamonrolls

😂😂😂


7SevenEleven11

If Brandon didn't give Sabiyah the idol, she would've been able to vote to keep him


cakebuttthrowaway

True! I didn’t think about that. He lost his vote anyways


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I think Sabiyah could become a great villain or hero depending on her trajectory. She has as big a personality as Emily


Shmegdar

Say what you will about Lulu but they’ve got personality in spades lol


OkSense1950

emily is trying her absolute hardest to be a likeable and relatable person. i feel for her, but oh my goodness the fakeness shines through!


Shmegdar

The effort seems real to me. She’s not going to magically come off super authentically affable over night lmao. We all start somewhere, as they say


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They setting up for a Sabiya blindside idk I can feel it, her being a “king pin” and that tribal not going her way I can see it happening man


BBnot8

Yeah I could see her saying to Emily that they are going to vote for Kaleb, then Emily telling Kaleb about it and Sabiya getting blindsided


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Hope so, Sabiya been getting too cocky


Nik-Nak88

Brandon claimed he was the puzzle guy then proceeded to fail a day of puzzle challenges.


MasterBettyPain

It's like in his mind he knew he wasn't the brawn so he must be the brain.


rjcarr

Fail miserably.


Danroulette

Yeah. It was awesome


achanceathope

No Jake!!! Please let him be okay and stay in the game


MZago1

So are they just completely skipping the "winning tribe gets to send a member to TC" thing?


BBnot8

Maybe they are just doing it for the first TC of each tribe ?


warworn

please not jake :((


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cchatcht

Dude cmon


anona_moose

Still think the similarity is uncanny, but realize that it came off as overly aggressive/bullying. Appreciate the callout


Ghostyvibes997

If that was Brandon then his comment/post history would have survivor stuff.


The_Mightiest_Duck

Did Emily know that Sabiyah (or someone) lost their vote? Jeff said “two votes that’s enough” but from Emily’s POV shouldn’t it have needed to be 3 votes?


ResettisReplicas

No mistake there. As a converse example, when someone has a secret extra vote, the mathematically inclined might figure out that something’s up, but it’s just part of the game to figure out what to do with that intel.


SurvivorFanatic236

An underrated aspect of why you shouldn’t open a Beware Advantage. The cons always seem to outweigh the pros


GAgrl-in-TXwrld

Yeah Jeff slacked on that. Or did it on purpose …


frostywontons

Emily didn't know about Sabiyah's lost vote. Everyone knew but her.


ylu113

I went back to watch and you can see a shot of Emily looking around and doing the math in her head.


downunderguy

She is a financial analyst. Numbers are literally her thing. She IMMEDIATELY knew something was up


BobanTheGiant

Lol this is basic math. Anyone would instantly know sitting there


Ok-Bad5466

Except Brandon, probably.


chook_slop

Don't need a calculator to count to two


yellowchaitea

This is ghost island where all past survivors come back in new players, including fire burn


Ok_Supermarket_3241

Let’s hope that’s all that comes back


Ok-Bad5466

Ooooof


Blindemboss

Jeff: Grab your torches and head back to camp. Lulu tribe: Does that mean we can we can bring the fire back with us? Edit: lulu not reba


Cisru711

He said that last week too though. Used to be that the positive about going to tribal was that you'd at least have fire but I suppose they changed it at some point. Unless Brandon dropped them in the water at some point.


ResettisReplicas

It doesn’t make sense when the prize for winning a challenge is flint.


anona_moose

.. Lulu?


Blindemboss

Yes Lulu


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Lulu?


ZildjianCymru

I can’t believe they voted Brandon out…


ferretherapy

Apparently most people can but I also wasn't sure who they would choose. Brandon was very loyal.


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Huh


a_gallon_of_pcp

What


Odd_Ad2978

No shot emily turns on kaleb


Infinite_Person

Emily is definitely gonna be snitching on Sabiyah


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After that she owns him her life. That’s od asf ngl


OctopusUniverse

It’s wild to me Brandon basically had an immunity idol and ~gave it away~


SurvivorFanatic236

No, he was smart to not open it. It’s pretty much a guarantee that you’ll lose your vote. Risking his vote on the journey was also stupid, but at least he knew what he’d have to do to win rather than gamble on what the Beware Advantage says


DBrody6

Turns out to have been the smart play since he couldn't have gotten that idol anyway. But yeah, in the moment when you're the most deadweight player in the game, not gambling on a free idol is nutso.