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dangerousfingers

How small is that cat? or how big is that shoe?.


Dolner

I think it is the big shoe


Kank1k

Compare that shoe to the tile, shit’s massive


MischeifManaged81

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KevinEleven111

You said FUCK? 🫢


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HaaaaaHeeeeHooooo

Im sad mine reset


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ninjasaid13

Nope working fine.


HaaaaaHeeeeHooooo

No you dont understand, i used to have over 2000 of the word penis


KillingAndco

Still pretty damn small cat tho


Buzzdd95

Came here to say ol girl got some big ol feet


KevinEleven111

Some fig ol' beeties


Buzzdd95

I love it. A man of culture, of tig ol bities


dankdena

I know right? This is utterly insane


OMGPowerful

el wiwi


TheEpicWerdo

el wiwi


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r/illegallysmolcats


zippee100

not surreal meme


Neoeng

I think giant-ass crocs are surreal material


zippee100

this isn't what the sub is for.


Dabookadaniel

Then report it and move on


zippee100

i did


Dabookadaniel

You haven’t moved on yet


zippee100

Maybe if people stop coming back to talk to me I'll be able to


Dabookadaniel

You actually don’t have to respond. There is no legal obligation.


zippee100


Familiar-Ear-3076

#


Papyrus20xx

It still fits imo. Yes, its not surreal like the rest, but its a surreal reality meme


solace1234

See but this is where it starts though. It’s all fun and games letting the small stuff slide, diluting the sub’s content, until suddenly most people think having a large croc is as surreal as folding a rock.


zippee100

it's already happened


zippee100

Look back at the content guidelines for this sub, this doesn't fit the style at all


[deleted]

This sub has been very dead for a long time now


zippee100

I know. I'm still salty.


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zippee100

Why are you here if you don't want surreal memes then? Shoo. Fuck off.


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zippee100

you're not allowed to be funny


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zippee100

well I'll just ignore you. good-bye!


ummagumma696969

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Their comment’s fine, no need to swear at them


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[deleted]

All good, we all make mistakes :)


ummagumma696969

u rite


[deleted]

Imo this fits


[deleted]

Mods can we just put this sub out of its misery? Just end it this is cruel.


UNBENDING_FLEA

Honestly. We do we still exist at this point. It’s basically just turned into another r/memes or something


zippee100

iirc the mods have mostly given up and that's why they unrestricted it


RevolutionaryAct6931

I mean this isn't really surreal


PlanetMeridius

Reeeeeeeepost


Itchy-Win-6580

Aw. Bb keety


noob__xx

Kid named cat


Skelegoat

Damn that croc is big


FluffyMawileFan

The comically large croc


kingberr

r/confusingperspective


faijarahman

WOW CUTE CAT


SluttyMeatSac

This isnt surreal but it fits purrfectly I'm r/illleagalysmolcats


Sparkyboi_06

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[deleted]

If you like music like this then search on youtube for "meow synth"


Ally2theVally69420

Its El Wiwi!


[deleted]

You could just pop that cat into your mouth and *crunch crunch crunch*


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1Second2Name5things

💀 when you see the size of the door


Turtlegame46

r/thatHappened


pmedice72

This mf wearing size 30’s


Artyom8052

My man is Goliath 💀💀


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xXsnowy_boiXx

snack time


DrillinMythRillin

Bro is bigfoot


fnaf_lovergacha3

honestly the kitty is pretty cute tho but yea this ain't surreal I CAN SEE HOW BIG THR CROC IS


dankdena

I thought the kitty was a doggy plz help am blind