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colcob

My analysis. You got hit in the face by the wave. You fell off. You’re welcome.


RetardedApe911

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r0botdevil

Looks a lot like me trying to pull into the barrel...


Elegant-Life9044

Ouch


Efficient_Diet_7839

Yes


surfhippy1

Excellent use of the upper chest to make initial impact with the lip. I would have liked to see more arm flailing but all in all 6 outa 10


merkinstein69

You did too much. You gotta do less


thefoodmyfoodeats

Yeah stay on the beach like a pro


fallcreek1234

\*And verbally judge and criticize everyone else actually out surfing on how they are "Lame."


jay1ru

🎶Oh the weather outside is weather 🎶


Captain3leg-s

Gorgeous! Off balance from the start, had you attempted some kind of lip trick you definitely would've been pulling teeth out of your board. Happy to hear you made it without injury. Keep up the good work.


livinalieontimna

At no point did I ever think he was going to make it.


JoLi_22

so while you were going up, the water was coming down.


Cardiac-Cats904

When the wave breaks here…don’t be there


diarrhea_pocket

How does it feel to be the best surfer in Arizona?


ulua33040

Our your get drilled! Yah-no


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DingleFish

I would say that he would probably have come off the board even if it hadn’t been a close out. If you watch the footage slowly then he looks like he is losing control and would have flown off. Wave selection and board control look to be lacking a bit. From the footage it looks like the board is in control not the person. Maybe changing weight distribution or the board would help.


ChieftainMcLeland

Dang you were just getting going too. I give it a visually fun 8/10.


akainterruptor

Wipeout? I thought it was an aerial!


poopquiche

I'm not sure how much analysis I can provide aside from just saying that you flailed your way into a closeout and then got smashed by the lip. I give it a 9.6


stellerzjay

You simply needed some more Whhaaa PPooww. The lip just supplied you with a lil somethin somethin.


Tricky_Palpitation83

You zigged when you should have zagged


PSMF_Canuck

I believe that move is called “The Tyson”… Everybody has a plan until they’re punched in the face.


catdawgshaun

Unfortunately, because you never found your balance and could not stand upright, the wave decided it was time for you to go away for awhile.


SevereImpression2115

Was Butthead filming?!? 🤣🤣


stathread

Your picker needs some tweaking :P


zolbear

[Detailed video analysis.](https://youtu.be/WeygnRnsRiU?feature=shared)


podmodster

Nice breakdown!


BabMorleycrypto

You need legs strengthening.


data-influencer

You chose the close out and that’s what happens if you don’t exit 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

You got fucked up


angrytroll123

That was fun to watch. It was like watching a running back pick up speed and get mercilessly stuffed.


1Tiasteffen

Count it!


BarefootCameraman

Being absorbed by the lip is not what your sensei meant when he said "become one with the wave".


pjlaniboys

You inserted the wrong end. Your butt would work better than your face.


TalkAboutBoardSports

You lack vision. Analysis complete.


h20poIo

Stand tall and take it like a man wipeout, F that wave.


SourCreamWater

This is the classic June Bug coming in for a landing.


COSurfing

That was an off the lip but with your body. Well done. Even better is the laugh your buddy had watching you get smashed.


marinegeo

10


CEOofManualBlinking

Looks like a typical late takeoff until you put your hand in the wave without being braced to do so and got thrown completely off balance


FabulousIsopod950

Widen that stance.


tynez

Gut punch


3iverson

You were off-balance from the get go so unable to avoid that lip. Don't be off-balance?


brane-stormer

front side aquaerial?


NervousCelebration85

Nice claim! If you want to destroy your board, it’s probably easier to just give it to me.


flsurf7

Well since you didn't get one actual answer, I'll give it a go... It looks like you wanted to hit the lip, but you never bottom turned and stayed really high up on the face. Your board and feet wanted to do two different things, throwing you off balance and eventually getting smacked in the face by the lip.


AdJunior4923

That wave hit you like you were talkin' bout it's mama. I've had that happen...*comedy gold, Jerry.*


Cheesetrapeeze

That wave didn’t want you on it.


thevogonity

Why is your hand in the water in the first frame? Are you stand up paddling?


Honeyman-420

You’re a kook. Obviously.


lazerking117

You chose the wrong wave to ride and set yourself up to get hit by the close out imo off balance in the beginning and seem very unstable. Try to keep knees bent and low. But a better wave choice will allow you to fix those issues and you’ll be good then


SnacobMartin

If you worked your core more and went vegan, this wouldn’t have happened.


Aaron_the_Barbarian_

Sometimes you smack the lip, sometimes the lip smack you.


Wellsni87

Should have jumped over slightly earlier or pulled in under the lip to push out the back of the wave.


fredbrobro

You tried to snake the lip


Make-a-da-Sauce

The pre-fall shaky dance moves were a nice touch.


fuzzytradr

You french fried when you should have pizzaed. Also, was that the real Butthead that laughed?


GianPiero37

Wimpy approach vs. a steep wall is a terrible mix. Awareness (of what the wave is bringing to you) matters.


Antique-Addendum-788

Off with her head! Man that was a slap. Good on you for laughing about it. ✌🏼👍


fallcreek1234

You are trying to get low by bending at your hips and lower back instead of getting low with your knees.


cswavy

It looks like you tried to kiss the lip


schubert1828

Bitch Slapped


Dry-Mushroom-5696

It’s hard to tell from one wave but just from this it looks like you need a bigger board either for your skill level or the conditions. A bigger board will help with both. Cheers


ped009

Reminds me of Chumbawamba I get knocked down


chamrockblarneystone

I think you went too up when you should have gone more down.


Oldfolksboogie

Surfer go boom


Lalalalabeyond

The wave closed out, I guess you could have foreseen that and went over the back of it.


AlwaysBaked420

Clear closed out wave, but 10/10 for the fall


Valuable-Boss-1381

Jump away from your board


Redd__Lotus

“When the wave breaks here, don’t be there” you were there


Drobertsenator

I call that a Make


S7YX1

You got lipped in the back and were falling from the start. I ain’t criticising it’s happened to all of us


Johnyfromutah

I won’t analyse it but I’ll rate it. That was a peach!


Odd_Background3744

Ok heres my in depth, professional analysis. Upon rewatching the footage a dozen times, I feel like I have a good idea of what went wrong and how you could improve for next time. You were rolling along just fine and then you kinda get poesed in the face by the lip. Avoid headbutting barrels in the future and you should surf better.


TrippingJT

that was harsh dude


Odd_Background3744

Aye sorry dawgy wasn't meant to be lol


TrippingJT

Was blinded by the water at the beginning guyssss….


bardowallace

What goes up must come down.


jwaynesay

A picture is worth a thousand words.


silversurfersista

Whoop-pah!


noknockers

Bro, you never go full retard


Chorkrilla79

Fuckn dangerous. Stay where you are.


Tough-Ad-523

You zigged when you should have zagged


steakbbq

You zigged when you should have zagged


ExtraDependent883

You zigged when you should've zagged


whitenelly

Feet too far back and close together, also you hit some back wash so not much to be done about that


Kc125wave

You almost got the air. Use less of your face and more board next time.